WTF, Beyonce?

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Beyonce is becoming a bit too divalicious for her own good!

Albertina, the acclaimed art museum located in Vienna, Austria, had arranged for Beyonce to take a private tour of the museum while the diva was in town for a performance this week.

Instead of showing up herself, however, Beyonce sent a lookalike to go in her place!

And where was Miss Sasha Fierce???

Shopping, of course!

Reps for the museum are reasonably peeved at the swap and plan to take it up with B's management.

"What a cheek," said Albertina spokeswoman Verena Dahlitz. "We were a little doubtful yesterday, but weren't really sure. It could have been her."

Maybe Beyonce was partaking in some much needed retail therapy?

The word is her concert in Vienna on Tuesday night was only half-full!!!

Oh, boo-hoo!

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    Posted: Apr 29, 2009 at 8:45 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      Re: lestat – It's Vienna, Austria, not Venice, Italy. Completely different countries.

    2. Alaya says – reply to this


      102

      Do you really think someone who sings superficial, bland, run of the mill music would be interested in an art museum? I'm not surprised the concert was only half full in that culturally rich city. They have better taste than that.



    3. 103

      she will perform in portugal in may and her show is not sold out



    4. 104

      Re: Texasboy – shitney sucks even more



    5. 105

      so i´m from vienna and i went to the beyonce concert the day before yesterday and there were nooo people.. the concert was not even half-full!!!we had pleanty of space to move,dance walk and you always had a good sight of beyonce… the concert was good, but i expected more… the tickets were ridicolously overpriced (far more expensive than the justin and christina tickets last year!!) but she performed okay.. sometimes it was kind of boring she looked good



    6. 106

      Re: perezous – SHE WILL PERFORM IN PORTUGAL AND THE CONCERT IS NOT SOLD OUT YET,.and the tickets are on sale since xtmas.madonna performed here last year and 75.000 people saw her and the tickets sold out in a day



    7. 107

      Hey all!
      I am from Budapest, we had her concert yesterday and to be honest it sucked big time!!! First of all, they started the "show" an hour and a half late, almost 10.30 pm instead of 9pm. Some technical problem, so they told us. All I know is that we didn't get any glasses so her 3D show was pointless. Or was it a 3D show at all? She was singing in front of a big white curtain used as the background. Awful! She is my sister's favorite singer and she was almost enjoying the concert. If it wasn't for her I would have left the show right in the beginning. Sad….



    8. 108

      Re: Nina73 – yes.artist need to be professional.if that doesnt happen they wont last long in the business



    9. 109

      I love Beyonce…but her legs need a bit of toning…. lose a little weight



    10. 110

      she totally sucks! does anybody remember that american express commercial she did a while back? it starts showing her leaving on tour and her niece and nephew ask her to bring them something back then it shows her performing, interviewing and travelling emphasizing her busy schedule. cut to her sitting on a couch in a hotel room ordering the gifts for her niece and nephew ON-LINE!! voice over "i dont have time to waste…"

      Really B? You dont have time to waste on personally shopping for gifts for your family?

      I mean it is a commercial and all but thats the wrong kind of image to promote.



    11. 111

      i like her but she needs to get focus.people dont forgette things like that



    12. 112

      Bitch, bitch, bitch…



    13. 113

      Dahling girl, make a note to self, no garments that pouf out at the hips OK? That's the last place you need more volume. And no short skirts!



    14. 114

      dumb bitch..and if a look alike had done something behind her back she would be suing mad



    15. 115

      apparently she has lost all touch with simple etiquette!
      .
      .
      seriously . . . HOW RUDE!



    16. 116

      Ummm…did you not hear that the tour was set up as a prank by a radio station?????



    17. 117

      Is this her or not? IF so she sure is beefing it up! You should have put her near Jessica Simpson UNDER feed the whales!!!



    18. 118

      where did those boobs come from? She never always had big boobs like that….she used to be very pear shaped (small on top and big on bottom).



    19. 119

      They just reported on another site that the fake Beyonce was sent as a prank by a local radio show.



    20. 120

      UGH STUPID OVERRATED BITCH!
      I HOPE SHE GETS A RAZZIE NOMINATION FOR OBSESSED.



    21. 121

      HEY PEREZ!!!THAT WAS A JOKE FROM A LOCAL RADIO STATION!!!!THEY SENT SOMEONE WHO "LOOKS" LIKE BEYONCE TO VISIT THE MUSEUM BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO KNOW IF THEY COULD BLUFF THE MUSEUM-MANAGEMENT AND THE FANS…



    22. 122

      I realise that the business of gossip is perpetuated on innuendo and half truths, but once you get the point that you are earning a living by regurgitating the information by publishing it, I think you bear the responsibility of checking your facts.

      I so don’t care about Beyonce, and even I was able to turn up the truth about this. Beyonce had no knowledge of this. It was a prank played by a local radio station.

      Clearly some PA was checking the news service and misinterpreted the original German article. S/he told two friend and they told two friends, and then Perez who clearly lives a parasitic life, told thousands.

      So much for “not from concentrate”



    23. 123

      SHE'S GETTIN FAT - FATTER THAN HER USUAL FAT ASS SWAGGER JACKING SELF!!!!!!!!! DAYUMM WUT A LOW BLOW.. A REVERED INSTITUTION SENDS U AN INVITE AND YOU SWAGGER JACK THEM WITH A FAKE! WUT A LOSER.. SMDH.



    24. 124

      So is Perez going to take the time to post an update like all the other gossip sites did or is he going to post about Lady Shithead all day and ignore the truth as usual?



    25. 125

      this makes no sense whatsoever, come on….



    26. 126

      The whole thing was a prank by a local radio station phoned the Museum and pretended to be Beyonces management, and then sent their lame lookalike to the museum, it was nothing to do with Beyonce at all …



    27. 127

      I'm not a fan, but it was a prank pulled by people who were not from Beyonce's camp…..she didn't send a look-a-like, pranksters did….and it wasn't even a good impersonator!



    28. 128

      Nasty tree trucks…yikes.



    29. 129

      i dont get it, if you really had no interest in going why not just cancel and look like an ass that way instead of going through the trouble of a look alike…lame….very lame

    30. kiana says – reply to this


      130

      That's not nice at all B. People remember this and word gets around. I'm surprised her concert was only half full but I don't really know what kind of music they listen to there btw.



    31. 131

      The concert was great, nevertheless. I fuckin love that woman!



    32. 132

      Re: kiana
      They listen to schrammelmusik. Clubby shyte.
      Or rock/alternative.



    33. 133

      omg, that is too divacious. that's more like bitch.



    34. 134

      Get over it for all we know it very well could have been her. You know what they say all black people look at like LOL. Shit did the take a DNA sample to know it really wasn't her.

      Beyonce' has been one of the very few artist that we have never heard any bull shit about. She's good in my book!



    35. 135

      money changes people.



    36. 136

      if its true what a shame.



    37. 137

      well let me change that————————————it changes some people.



    38. 138

      Beyonce has a real nice body. so what if she has hips. women just love to pick apart each others bodies. im sure her multimillianre husband is loving those curves. and really thats all that really fucking matters! you think she gives a fuck what you bitches think? I bet she sitting at her computer laughing at how pathically jealous you all are, i know i sure would.



    39. 139

      Rude beyond comprehension. A simple no Thank You would have been satisfactory.



    40. 140

      Horrible knobby-kneed legs, eh what? Fiddle-dee-dee! Appalling behaviour! A disgrace, abominable…..only Lady GagMe has poorer form! An outrage….let's all go to 'Po Folks for chicken, seafood and so forth….Lady GagMe's treat! :-D



    41. 141

      BITCH SIT DOWN, BO'yonce YOU AIN'T MARIAH!



    42. 142

      1)tour uses a lot of auto tune and prerecorded vocals, her tour is PATHETIC compared to her latest one

      2)she cant perform for shit .. oh ya wearing 5 inch steiltos and spinning your head is fierce

      3) thunder thighs and people don't blame her fat legs because shes from africa please.. last year she wasnt that thick ..

      4) bitch needs a stylist/fitness trainer.. like britney has a hotter body then her after having two kids and gaining 115 lbs

      shes pathetic , tried to hard, and it so nasty im tired of this bitch!!



    43. 143

      Re: madonna rocks

      your so retarded. do u make sense?

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