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Dita Does Eurovision!

Filed under: TV News > Music Minute > Dita Von Teese

Burlesque superstar Dita Von Teese will be performing in this year's Eurovision 2009 contest!!

Teese will be lending a hand to Germany's submission to Eurovision, Alex Swings Oscar Sings' performance of Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, where Dita will take on the role of Miss Kiss Kiss Bang herself!

Mayjah!

"I hope that this collaboration will help us both to victory," Miss von Teese told reporters of her upcoming performance with the German pop singers.

Good luck, Dita!

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Thoughts??????

49 comments to “Dita Does Eurovision!”



  1. 1

    can someone pass the cheeze whiz please?



  2. 2

    WRONG VIDEO



  3. 3

    lol someone caught it



  4. 4

    MEH!



  5. 5

    IS SHE BRING HER MARTINI GLASS?



  6. 6

    Stupid song. The singer needs to cover up his chest. That's not cool anymore. (Was it ever?)



  7. 7

    Well the UK never do very well, we have no european "friends" to vote for us - it's the same old block voting. I still LOVE eurovision though. If the Germans have Dita, we're definantly screwed.



  8. 8

    omg LOL.



  9. 9

    Song sucks but I can see her playing that role.



  10. 10

    Re: Reginald Perrin – Their doing 50/50. 50% public 50% judges.

  11. fella says – reply to this


    11

    I though we hit rock bottom last year by sending the (by now even more)unfamous No Angels but it seems we can do even worse - I wonder how much she got paid to do this.



  12. 12

    by the way - the singer is gay ( i mean - he seriously is! )



  13. 13

    dita is a fucking whore



  14. 14

    Dita von Teese is a skanky gross whore bag with no talent other than deep-throating. Why is she even news? I'm so sick of people glorifying strippers and porn stars. She's a no talent slut who is creepy to boot. NO MORE STRIPPERS.



  15. 15

    oke enough
    cant stand it



  16. 16

    How old is that stipper slut anyway?



  17. 17

    like the song, its cute, the vid ent much but nvm



  18. 18

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  19. 19

    ah! What year are we in?



  20. 20

    i like the songcontest but it's not fair.



  21. 21

    I can totally picture Dita doing a burlesque to this song.
    it has this nice beat that makes you want to perform!!



  22. 22

    snooze.



  23. 23

    Re: Dev1lshgrl – She is way more than a "stripper"; she is a grand entertainer. People who don't get her thing will never get it, but to each his/her own, I guess.



  24. 24

    Dita being part of this is the only positive thing I can see in it!
    The song is crap, the singer is unknown in Germany….The title/words of the songs are dumb….The procucer/DJ Alex C is basically known for producing flat music with "intelligent" titles such as "you have the best ass in the world"…..
    So, well, not a lot to expect really…

    Hopefully Dita knows what she's doing by being on stage with them!



  25. 25

    The songs really good :D

  26. Wingy says – reply to this


    26

    Am I watching the wrong video, cuz this guy looks Puerto Rican and I see no Dita Von Titts!



  27. 27

    I love it!! Can't wait to see the performance with Miss Von Teese! ;P

  28. blush says – reply to this


    28

    does he sing anything else , i like the song? link?



  29. 29

    love this
    she'll do amazing

    can't wait to see it :)



  30. 30

    Comment #18 you better hope i never find you



  31. 31

    OSCAR LOYA ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  32. 32

    Germany's gonna do good this year, obviously the song is catchy. But then again the voting is never fair, like a person said it's all about the neighbors, when you live on an island it's not good. That thing is not fair anymore. Germany, Greece and France always do well cause of it. Truly sucks.



  33. 33

    Plus it's so unfair some of the contestants are not even European like Russia, I mean what the hell, that country is not in Europe and never will be. I hate this stupid eurovision thing



  34. 34

    Dita should know better not to get involved in shit anymore

  35. Loiis says – reply to this


    35

    Well i thought the Netherlands had a chance this year, but after listening to this song i'm not so sure anymore… And especially when Dita is joining them they probably win the contest anyway!



  36. 36

    This song is God-awful! And the video is so lame and cheesy.
    I don't understand why Dita decided to get involved with it. Yikes!



  37. 37

    umm, burlesque star? that would seem to imply that Dita has some skill or aptitude in peforming burlesque. She doesn't. She's awful. Saw her at Fashion Cares in Toronto. The stupid champagne glass thing. She wallowed around awkwardly in the glass (with such a lack of coordination it seemed like she didn't even hear the music) for a while, the only thrill stemming from the curiosity of whether she would tumble out of the glass or not.

    I had enough time to realize "Hey, she's just averaqe looking with a bad boob job." before the performance ended. Though you wouldn't have known it. The music just kind of cut out in the midst of one of Dita's lumbering "moves" and she had to prompt the crowd for applause.



  38. 38

    WEEEEEEEEEEH I can't wait! Love Eurovision:)



  39. 39

    I loveee the song! It's so Swing. He reminds me of Señora Ricky Martin, just as hot, and just as gay :)



  40. 40

    Its still the wrong video



  41. 41

    I love the song, but the video is bullshit!!! But: please vote for germany!!! We haven't won since "ein bisschen frieden" by Nicole, and that was in the 80s!!!
    VOTE FOR GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We wanna have the next songcontest in BERLIN, please!!!!!!! xD

  42. @v@ says – reply to this


    42

    Re: stars101_sezBradShittIsThePits – Try anger therapy.

  43. @v@ says – reply to this


    43

    Oscar can sing, the song swings, and it suits Dita's look, which is the shiz.



  44. 44

    Does it mean that she'll move some facial muscles. finally?



  45. 45

    omg thats horrible.alex christensen tryin 2 be the next ralf siegel or what?eurovision is such big shit, im surprised u guys oversea even know about that!germany NO POINTS!



  46. 46

    I saw the performance! Small appearence but HOT!



  47. 47

    awful!!!



  48. 48

    Eurovision is the Gayest international songcontest there is..and i love it hahha. Its funny to see them trying to get that Gay vote..

    Serbia was so gay..a big daddy bear..but really catchy song. Why didnt you go Perez..you would have the time of your life. It is soooooooo Gay.

    Lithuania, Moldavia, Norway (looks like zac efron)…i am going to have fun tonight watching them..



  49. 49

    Did you see these tools on Oprah?
    LAME LAME LAME. And that lead singer is gay. He talked about his partner on Oprah. Obviously not a big deal, but it could hurt the fact he's trying to have a hit song about a Girl he wants. Unless Miss kiss kiss bang is a drag queen?

    hum.