Feed The Whales!
Filed under: Jessica Simpson
Wanna see Jessica Simpson and Billy Ray Cyrus?
Then head over to Sea World in Texas where you can check them out at feeding time!
No, but seriously, you can grab some good old grub and some good old Bud, and see JSimpleson perform May 9th at the aquatic park…all for just the cost of one day's admission!
Just make sure you don't sit in the splash zone!
Hey, at least downhome girl is working it, unlike some hasbeens we know.
[Image via WENN.]
WTF, Beyonce?
Losing Her Color
ARE THEY GONNA TRY TO GET HER AND SHAMU TO MATE?
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Wow. That's sad. I remember seeing Rick Springfield in the 90s at Six Flags. You know your career is over when you are doing theme park concerts.
Give the girl a break, Perez
hmmmm
hey you know some people will totally go for this
Will she get confused if she finds a tuna? It's not gonna have feathers.
That's tragic. Can't she do another TV show or something? I loved Newlyweds!
aw, come on! shes not fat..
feeding time? you're the one who feeds off of other people's "flaws" you fat nasty fuck!
that's low
Hypocrite.
There you go again. You are discriminating against her because she is not Paris Hilton. Why is that different from discriminating someone for liking it up the poop shoot
i think i could still have sex with her armpit
Here we go, yet again. Perez Hilton, making fun of someone who he feels "bigger than". Perez is obviously a bit overweight…but yet he feels OK remarking and ridiculing others, who may be a few pounds overweight, and makes them feel less than human because they weigh less than the Model Industry Standard. But Perez himself is overweight. (he may color his hair and wear weird ridiculous clothes to hide it) But the reality is that Perez has no idea who he really is. He fashions himself to what he thinks the media wants him to look like…a follower.
Re: kerkieberkie – I agree. I saw Air Supply at the Gulfstream horse racing track a couple of years ago, it was free with the race track admission tickets, and it was pretty sad.
What penn are you going to be in?
Oh for God's sake Perez. You are going over to the Dark Side just once too often. Petty meanness is becoming your calling card and you are just too mean. Leaving.
What my comment is not awesome
You're so mean sometimes Perez. Shame on you. As someone who battles his weight I would think you'd be more sensitive to how Jessica's weight might be making her feel. You can really be a pig.
whatever,shes not even big,like omg shes not 100 pounds does that mean she's fat.I guess so
Re: LG Hearts The Posse! – 1 OMG! LMAO!
whatever she still has great tits
Re: LG Hearts The Posse! – I KNOW YOU READ MY SHIT I LEFT YOUR ASS! DON'T PLAY LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW! HEY GIRL.
Re: Deezel – I agree 100% with you! He likes to make fun of others flaws but refuses to realize that he has bigger and worst flaws… Jessica looks spectacular and the only reason why Perez keeps on bothering her is because his pedophile heart is still hurt because Jhon Mayer hooked up at some point with Jess…
I don't think Jessica Simpson has ever (publicly) said anything nasty about anyone else. She is beautiful and talented and God bless her for being herself. Once again, Perez hurts his cause by being a jerk. Perez will tell you he is being himself and nobody can censor him; but the truth is he is just insecure….. and rightfully so.
At least she's working. More than a lot of you obama-nites can say!!!
wow your a douche. the girl is not fat. you get off on this type of stuff dont you?
She's not even fat. She looks healthy. And she has a nice rack.
Dick.
Re: LG Hearts The Posse! – She is still hotter than you'll ever dream about being!
OMG!!! I TIPPED HIM OFF OF THIS THIS MORNING!! LOL HOW FUCKIN RAD!!
Que carajos te dije del espejo Mario? cuando piensas adquirirlo? es obvio que tiene muuuuuucho tiempo que no te pones frente a uno, puesto que llamas "ballena" a la pobre Jessica cuando tu eres un cerdo, por dentro y por fuera. Si no puedes resolver tu pasado con John Mayer, visita a un puto psicólogo!!!! por que diablos tienes que insultar y pasar a traer a Jessica en tus problemas?
Fuck you Perez. You have no right to make fun of other's flaws . Even less if you are a hideous pig. you haven't looked yourself in the mirror lately, have you? What you said about Jess was disgusting and mean. Get over John Mayer already and stop bashing on others.
Jessica your HOTT!!!
Don't listen to Perez
He Is the FAT Boss Hogg….
He will burn in Hell!!!
While i'll admit that she does have a nice body she can't sing for shit. Plus her career is over.
Re: LG Hearts The Posse! – NUMERO UNO
Are we seeing the same girl? She's not fat at all?
it's pretty sad how downhill her career has gone…she better get pregnant soon so she can keep tony around
Re: edlovesperez –
What? She was catty about Carrie Underwood, took jabs at Nick Lachey too. She deserves to be criticized
dang, who's that hooker?
jk. she looks GREAT! not fat, healthy. you go girl!!!!!!!!!!!! we still love you in texas!
Foward button? Seriously Perez…. as somebody who has kept up with your site(pre hills,etc)…i know your not even attempting to literally write these posts…the style is so different, it obvs. still congrats! but at least try to make it seem like u really still personally uodate this thing! u celebutard YEW!
They should feed your fatass porker hilton.
i wanna go since i'm her #1 fan and it's down the street from here but….swine flu
www.stdsincolor.com
This is just a pathetic attempt by this loser Perez to get more media attention, realy not interesting. Please do not play into him as his desperation is showing just like his aging friend Paris Hilton, both yesterday's news.
if shes fat than your anus is uranus
shut up perez u fat fuck…give her a break! you'd moan if she was size 0
I live in San Antonio, and heard this about the years silly concerts, and thought it was sad.
We DO go to Sea World, but we don't do the sad concert thing.
Such a come-down for her. She should just go away and be a normal person and be happy.
We's gots swine flews in Texas. Yee-haw! Come on down Z-listers!! I kid. After the rage of Fiesta, we need this.
& your worried about Jessica. lol
Look where Miranda Lambert is performing this weekend. NO JOKE
Rock Creek lodge ( Testicle Festival)
Miranda Lambert is set to perform tomorrow at the four day event in Stillwater — where they'll be enough beer, music and fried bull balls to last you a lifetime.
No word if there are any sack races at the event.
perez you are spineless. and i love it. kisses!
ya like your mr. perfect.
jessica's not fat
she looks great these days. a woman's figure! idiot
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Aren't you the pot calling the kettle FAT
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Put down the fork, Mario!!!!!
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Jess is THIN beside YOU
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Are you jealous, Perez? Jess looks fabulous and you will always be just a fat boy!
Perez, you're such a dick. Seriously.
nice rack
Australian actor Hugh Jackman has come out in support of pop queen Madonna after her bid to adopt an African girl failed.
The 40-year-old star, who himself has two adopted kids Oscar, eight, and three-year-old Ava, said he is sickened by cynics who favoured an African judges decision to reject Madges bid to adopt four-year-old baby girl Mercy James earlier this month.
I challenge anyone who thinks you adopt a kid for a publicity stunt, the Sun quoted Jackman as saying.
Anyone parent knows that would have to be the most intensive publicity stunt in the world. I am sure she is coming from a good place, he added.
Only days ago you were highlighting little boys killing themselves due to bullying. Back to your usual bullying self then, Perez? Let's hope Jessica doesn't top herself and blame you, although you'd enjoy the media attention.
she needs to go hide under a rock or something.
they should throw her in to feed them, they'd go without food for months.
You need to leave her alone, she is not fat; and even if she was, Perez, you more than anyone should understand the pain your hurtful fat comments cause! She is not only beautiful, but also sweet!!!
jessica simpson will be fed to the whales and then they won't have to eat for a while…ouch.
I remember maybe last week, Perez posted about a little boy killing himself over being teased and bullied. Now what your saying about Jessica isnt that classified as teasing, bullying? I think so. You want to try and make a difference with some of your posts but than you go and make fun of someone? Your a fat ugly pig and you have to live with that the rest of your pathetic life but you dont want people teasing you every day that your fat. That is why you will never find love and happiness because your a fat miserable asshole.
Re: Dana1963 –
I agree. Perez, more than anybody, should not how emotional weight issues are. Give her a break, she does not need to be Zac Efron to get some respect!
Nice utters. She would be a great milker. She needs to keep that nice round mouth shut or one of the farmers will stick something in it.
that is so sexist, she isn't fat, she's healthy and beyond that i think its incredibly hypocritical to discriminate against women by putting their bodies under a magnifying glass. Lindsay Lohan is too thin, Jessica Simpson is to fat, yet somehow beth ditto is fabulous? this logic makes no sense and expecting women to fit into some absolute box of beauty that is small and exclusive is damaging to women everywhere. You promote gay marriage and try to wreck the careers of those who wage war against this belief because you see it as damaging to character and dangerous. Yet acting as though women are meant to be sex objects, are meant to look a certain way and are some how worth less if they dont, well that is disgusting and it encourages disease and death amongst the young people on this site…it isn't celebrity news, its a commentary on the worth of a woman.
Who cares if she's fat or skinny - she still can't sing.
PERVez you're a fat ass f*g with no talent. You have a failed book, failed clothes line, failed tv career, failed phone on the go etc. You're just a big fat failure.
You are one of the nastiest idiots I have had the misfortune of being forced to see and hear. How you, the loser in school who had no friends, was able to get your 15 minutes of fame I will never know. You need to start turning that finger around and looking at yourself a little, ever heard of a Gym fat boy? As for the question you asked on Miss America, I am a firm believer in everyone having the right to get married and receiving the same rights and freedoms as everyone else but also belive that if you didn't want to know the answer then you should not have asked the question…LOSER
blah blah blah…same bitter fag, different day….boring….
You must be on dial-up or something Fagez. She's lost the weight, unlike you.
Perez, how can you celebrate Beth Ditto and Adele, and berate Jessica Simpson for being fat? You can be anything you want. Please don't choose to be a hypocrite. Hey, if you want to rag on Simpson's lack of talent, fine by me. But be consistent with your prejudice. Thanks!
congratulations to jessica -she was voted one of the women with the top 5 best breasts in the country- best natural breasts. oh-Jennifer love hewitt made the list too. Mario.
Re: LG Hearts The Posse! – LG….
Here we go again, everyone on the site is sick of your shit, what else is new, you are going to have yet another mental breakdown and spew more shit.
I am so looking forward to it, die bitch
Perez she's not a whale, you're not mr. slim yourself so leave her alone. She's pretty, who cares if her career isn't at the top right now. At least she's got work. I bet if tomorrow she posted up on her blog that she supports gay marriage you'd be all over that shit putting hearts all over her picture saying how bigger is beautiful and how great she is with a big #1!
someone answer this…how did her career go downhill? ;like what happened, she used to be the hottest thing around..
I just noticed the scar in her armpit…guess she did get implants!
Perez you do not have room to talk, you are not a size 2, you lost a little weight but, get real. I can not believe how you can put a person down cause she does not beleive in your gat marriage beleives yet, you make fun on peoples weight, get real! That is why I have limited the amount of time I come on here you are just a cruel gay man with way to many issues. I guess it stems from being made fun of all your life for being gay, fat and cuban!!!
….and your girlish figure is what…..perfect? ass!
BTW was it not you that made us aware of a little boy commiting sucide due to people making fun of him, you cried right? How do you think Jessica feels when you call her fat all the time. Mario think back at the little boy you where back in Miami fat and gay and how you felt when people made fun of you? You are heartless! Why hurt people when you know how it feels to be hurt!
Re: kerkieberkie – but I don't think that's necessarily true - this weekend, flo rida and lady gaga are both performing at six flags new england, and there's no special price other than an admission ticket.
lady gaga is, like, among the hottest singers in the world right now.
Yeah lets stop by to see her SCREW Up the words to her OWN SONGS! She's not just a whale, she's a DUMB WHALE! No thanks!
you"d think that someone like u, perez, would understand people having a little extra weight! none of us is perfect! is's sad that u fight for your rights and your rights only! it's easy to say we are all people only when u fell others r being unfair to u! until u learn to love and respect others u will do nothing! be a good example not a bad one
IT WONT BE LONG BEFORE SHE'S PLAYING AT COUNTY FAIRS AND CARNIVALS…LOL…CONCESSION STANDS WATCH OUT!!!
lol
im sure LOTS of ppl will go to sea world that day………………
to go see SHAMU!
pplz thats pretty sad if u have to have ur concert at a fish park.
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS DELETING MY POSTS? I didn't even say anything offensive in that one!
Ok, so all the weight jokes aside, her career has taken a turn for the worse… I saw a billboard yesterday that she is going to be playing the Dixon Mayfair, May 19(I think), that's in DIXON, California, halfway between VACAVILLE and Sacramento!!!!!!! IN DIXON!!!!! Has anyone even been to Dixon???? I couldn't find it on the map, it's a spot on the road when you're going to SF or somewhere else but DIXON… Poor girl, she should have stayed with Nick…
wow, a concert at sea world? that's really bad. she never should've broken up with nick, that's when she started going down hill…
Theres always the Testicle Festival. That pays big money.
I saw a blind item about her that she wears her sunglasses while getting her hair done so no one will see how drunk she is in the morning. AND
Romo will not ask her to marry him because of her nasty drinking problem.
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What happened? She was a HUGE star and now she is performing at theme parks? Huh?
She's a perfectly average weight. Just because she's stopped giving in to the pressure of Hollywood to look sickly thin doesn't make her fat!
Re: libra78 – SHE WAS A HUGE STAR, NOW SHE'S JUST HUGE…LMAO
WHY ARE YOU CALLING HER FAT FUCKTARD?
Jessica is beautiful!!! She can't sing though…….so sad. I think her weight is just fine and would love to see the people who rag on her. I know what you look like Mario, lol. Mario, you think Paris is hot, come on, she is so 20th century now and losing what little looks she did have. At least Jessica has a beautiful face and is a nice person. If I were a man…….oh well, I'm not.
MILATOMAMMI:
If that pic is you….yikes you are fugly!!!!! You have no room to talk and only wish you looked like Jessica and were American. Go spread the swine flu you dog.
anything she covers got destroyed by her!
UrMajestyMsG :
You're just another ugly chick that is jealous. Too bad your kid looks like you!!!
Re: Babeyee – OH YES, IM JEALOUS OF BEING FAT AND WASHED UP? YEAH…TOO BAD UR TOO UGLY TO EVEN SHOW UR PIC…U MUST BE A REAL PORKER SWEETNESS….LMAO…