Feed The Whales!

Wanna see Jessica Simpson and Billy Ray Cyrus?

Then head over to Sea World in Texas where you can check them out at feeding time!

No, but seriously, you can grab some good old grub and some good old Bud, and see JSimpleson perform May 9th at the aquatic park…all for just the cost of one day's admission!

Just make sure you don't sit in the splash zone!

Hey, at least downhome girl is working it, unlike some hasbeens we know.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Apr 30, 2009 at 12:01 am / Email this »

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Pru says – reply to this

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Re: girls just wanna have fun – It happened when she divorced Nick
fairydiva78 says – reply to this

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Why is Beth Ditto a hero for being overweighed and is everyone else being mocked…?
anniegirl says – reply to this

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KEEP WORKING THOSE CHILI COOKOFFS IN FLORIDA, YOU BIG TALENT YOU. (IT WAS AT A RETIREMENT VILLAGE, TO BOOT) STILL PLAYING CARNIVALS AND FAIRS. TIME FOR A NEW JOB, HEFFER
anniegirl says – reply to this

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She has jumped the shark. She never had any talent, just tits and ass.
anniegirl says – reply to this

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I live near SeaWorld in FL They always have nobody's doing shows for tourists. People who no longer can get booked because they cannot fill seats
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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SINCE HER BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING, MAYBE SHE SHOULD TRY IT OUT AND SHE MIGHT LOSS A LIL WEIGHT…LMAO…THATS MEAN…OH WELL…
miss_couture says – reply to this

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Dayum homegirl and trailer trash hick must be desperate and shit. i wouldn't go to that if it was free and my hotel and airfare were paid for id rather be at school taking my finals.
sweet_bupkiss says – reply to this

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There;s nothing wrong with her whatsoever. She may not have a head over heels voice, but she's not fat. God, people want an average girl figure for young girls to look upt o other than the stick figures we have now, but when an actual aaverage girl ( Jessica) steps on the scene, she gets called fat. You're a hypocrite. Did you the know the healthy weight for a 5'5” woman is 160 pounds?
Jalverez says – reply to this

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Perez:

Are you not just jealous because she can clearly get more men than then your fat ass?
monkeyjena says – reply to this

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i love jess. shes so spunky.
monkeyjena says – reply to this

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Perez, you know she lost the weight right.
BadBoyKurt says – reply to this

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Re: LG Hearts The Posse! – Re: LG Hearts The Posse! –
Your comment really did make me laugh out loud.
Babeyee says – reply to this

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UrMajestyMsG:
Your kid looks like something I shat and is floating in my toilet. You should consider some facial surgery honey. You are one ugly mo-fo.
Spaznatic_female says – reply to this

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Yea give her a break you were a lot fatter than that.
HotsyTotsy says – reply to this

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Leave perez alone. Jessica just plain sucks. There is so much to make fun of when it comes to this hasbeen. All of you posting are guilty of it. Just because she got media attention for getting fat, now you all are sympathetic towards her. All of you posters are hypocrites. Jessica has no talent, will never have talent. She can't sing or act, and now her looks are falling apart. Keep up the good work Perez. Whoever goes to see his hasbeen at Seaworld is a loser, and so are all the other people who think she's hot. Men are stupid and they like big boobs.
CarrotStick99 says – reply to this

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why is she channeling Selena???
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