Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Apparently, devout Mormon Marie Osmond has been keeping a little secret - here oldest daughter, Jessica, is a lesbian!
And she's been living in SIN with her girlfriend in Los Angeles!
Oh, the horror!
An insider tells the Globe that it's Marie's "biggest heartache" because Marie always dreamed of a daughter active in the Mormon community and popping out grandchildren.
Jessica and her partner, who have been happily together for 3 years, consider themselves married even though it's not official.
Too bad Marie's got that Mormon hang up, because no one said that her daughter can't have grandchildren - it just requires a little more effort, which in the end produces a kid that someone actually wants to have in the world.