Someone Doesn't Obey The Rules Of The Road
Filed under: Jessica Alba

We thought Miley Cyrus was a bad driver, but it seems someone else might have her beat!
Apparently, YESsica Alba needs a refresher course on how to properly drive and park.
The mom to the adorable Honor Marie was pulled over by police this weekend for her bad driving.
Luckily the paps got it all on tape!
And, on Thursday, Alba was spotted exiting Urth Cafe in West Hollywood with Honor.
Unfortunately, when she returned to her car, she had a parking ticket waiting for her.
How rude (of her)!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: April 30, 2009 at 5:53 pm




very very cute
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THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT POOR CHILD!
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These people make more money than God - why do they not have drivers?
What an adorable little boy!!!
Cute, but the baby looks a tad constipated or something.
SHE MUST HAVE THAT LATINA FLU!
That's a strange looking child, her facial features are really scrunched together.
OMG, what a precious baby! Love the chubby cheeks and the blond hair!
You've gotten lazy Perez or perhaps you're to full of yourself to get you OWN news. You're always late. Do you just cull other sites for news now?
Smart lady! At least she drives an AMERICAN product!
I never realized the huge forehead on Jessica. Her baby is adorable but she too has a rather larger than normal head and forehead.
ah she can afford it
can someone please tell me why he calls her YESsica?? i'm so curious..
Re: mamajud – Look at you, all first and shit!
is everyone desperate for work, even your employees? i mean, who would call someone rude for getting a parking ticket? someone desperate for a job that requires them to be rude, only- i.e., perez' posse of writers… so lame.
WOW is'nt there anything more interesting than Alba getting pulled over for traffic violations? Cum on Perez, at least give us something good..like her almost dropping her kid on the pavement after this stop, a la Brit Brit. All you have is some pap talkin sh** to a cop about "your Mama" insults. The pap was much more entertaining than the Jessica footage.
you know whats soooo funny…certain words are either blocked or someone is deleting anything that is related to the better site…and its 3 letters….first starting with T
sorry but her baby looks like a boy
lmao that cop looks like eric estrada…CHIPS!! haha
a parking ticket. not news
Re: little rascal – Oh my goodness, I thought it was a boy, but I've just checked and Jessica has a daughter Honor Marie… It's a girl!!!
Re: WrongAnswer – You're right! If you type the "forbidden words" like this : T M Z or d l i s t e d then they will not be blocked/ deleted. The same with "verboten" word p u s s y !!!
HE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE PEREZIO!!
Re: mamajud – #1.
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YOU GO WITH YOUR BAD SELF BEING FIRST AND ALL, mamajud!!!
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Re: Haagen-Dazs – #24.
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HEY DOLL!
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Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – #6 .
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WELL LG KNEW IT WAS SOMETHING!!! (lg is referencing post #3 darling)
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HEY GIRL!
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Re: mamajud – #1.
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LG HOPES YOU WON'T FIND THIS "PORTRAIT" AS "FLAT" AS THE ONE OF THE ROMAN BUST, DARLING!
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ok is it just me or is that eric estrada?!
nice !
Re: LG Hearts The Posse! – the lighting has improved….slightly
Repeat after me…Put the wig back on…
Re: LG Hearts The Posse! – Hello there!
Yeah because you've never had a ticket. Idiot.
Ha, Ha!!!!! you dumb fucking bitch!!!!! PUTA!!!!!
did she dye her daughter's hair???? it looks real blonde on this pic.. i thought the lil girl had dark brown hair!
Re: mamajud – #32.
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THANKS HONEY, IT'S A MANNEQUIN THROUGH A WINDOW.
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Ticket the bitch, I say.. If you break the law then a ticket in in order. Only for the rich that is ~~ I break driving laws each and everyday!!! Trick is ~~ NOT getting caught!!
What the hell happened to "Jessica's" baby? She changed a " whole " lot, she
look like a old midget, with that great big ole head. She's a perfect example
of how two cute people can have a ugly baby. I think they need to hide her for a while.
You do realize that the rich and famous are allowed to park wherever they want, and drive whichever way they want on a one way street, don't you? Simple lowly-human rules don't apply to them.
Re: LG Hearts The Posse! –
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AIR KISSES DARLINGS
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THE DIVINITY THAT IS NEVER KNOW AS LG
IS A FUCKING LOSER
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I TALK OUT OF MY ASS
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AND TYPE IN ALL CAPS
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NOTICE ME
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I AM A TRANNY WRECK
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I AM A FUCKING ASSHOLE
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PLEASE KILL ME
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I AM CONFUSED
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I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING, MY MIND CANNOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
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I HAVE A 1 INCH DICK
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AND IT DOES NOT WORK
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FEEL SORRY FOR ME
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now you bitch ass c u n t , get what you sound like to the rest of us?
and there is no posse, and we all fucking hate you and your fucking side kick
I'm so tired of hearing about this womans bad driving skills, forever seeing her non-smiling face, and constantly looking at her unpleasant tatoo of a bow above the crack of her butt!!!!! Why does she think she is so much better than everyone else????
for disliking her you give her enuf publicity -along w/ miley and jen a.
Re: chickster – she made some comment about not liking her Mexican roots or something - J's are pronouced as Y's in the spanish language…….i hope you can put 2 and 2 together now!
Re: DikinCider – #43.
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LOSER!!! WHICH AVATAR OF YOURS DID LG "OWN" WHERE YOU HAVE TO RESORT TO SUCH TAWDRY TACTICS? MILKY, JIGSAW. YOU ARE TERRIBLY LAME TO SWITCH CHARACTERS SINCE YOU ARE INCAPABLE, INCAPABLE DARLING, OF EVER BESTING…LG!!!
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Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – #15.
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TALK ABOUT FIERCE!
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WORK IT, mamajud DARLING!!!
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I actually think it's rude when you GET a parking ticket. However, I always did wonder if really wealthy people just park there anyway, choosing to pay the ticket for the indulgent convenience of not looking for another spot.
Re: LG Hearts The Posse! – If that's you in the av,
you surely are a stunner.
Re: Jai – Dude, the sun's in her eyes. I think she's cute! And besides, what the hell do you have against Jess, Perez?? She's been named the hottest woman ever like, a million times, and and she's latina! Don't you suck up to ppl like that??