Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Former Republican Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, broke up with her babby daddy, Levi Johnston a few months ago. And ever since the breakup, John$ton has turned into a mediawhore talking to every media outlet and TV network that will take him.
But, now, it seems Bristol is getting a bit tiresome of it all and is trying to keep their baby, Tripp, away from Levi.
A source reveals that "What Bristol is doing amounts to emotional blackmail. She no longer wants Levi in her life and is threatening to have him cut out of their newborn son Tripp's life."
The source adds that "Bristol held a grudge against Mercede [Levi's sister] because some of her friends had dated Levi. The girls meant nothing to Levi, but Bristol wouldn't accept that. The irony is that Bristol stole Levi from her childhood best friend Lanesia Garcia, who dated Levi for three years before Bristol did!"
We're sure Lanesia is laughing it up!
And Zacquisha too
As for Levi, he took his druggie mother and his sister to make an appearance last month on Larry King Live to talk about the family feud with the Palins. But the douche admitted to Larry that he wasn't even paying child support! Though he did say "I have everything my boy needs back home - diapers, toys, everything."
The trashy family has already retained attorneys to help fight the custody battle.
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