Busted! Fehking On The Queen's Lawn
Exhibitionism at its finest!
A drunk couple wandered from a London restaurant all the way onto the front lawn of Windsor Castle last weekend and couldn't keep their hands off each other!
The two started having sex in front of a group of Japanese tourists!!!
Their fucky fucky times were promptly shut down by police, but not before guards at the home of Queen Elizabeth II caught a peek!
"One window from the guardroom opened up and when a soldier saw what was going on he told his mates — and lots of windows opened up," an observer reported.
Ha!
The queen was home at the time of the impromptu bone session but has no intention of commenting on the issue.
There's no way she didn't steal a quick glance!!
[Image via Photo Pool/Anwar Hussein Collection/ WENN.]
Cruise Comes Out… Of Hiding
kinky!:)
They are Royally Fcuked.
Awesome!!!
LMAO awesome
Hahahaha, I bet one of the guards videotaped it!!!
Hurray, hurray, the 1st of May, outdoor fucking starts today!
Re: SalanPerezz – GREAT!
brilliant!!!!!!bloodly english!!!!
This is funny
Those ads in the corner are terrible. Just wanted to let out my frustration.
damn i thought i'd get away with it…
Classy
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THE HORNED UP OLD BITCH PROBABLY HAD A TELESCOPE HONED IN ON THE ACTION!!!
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Please! Who hasn't fucked in front of a group of zipperheads?
Re: @v@ –
lmaooooo!
good one =]
it is an awfully long walk from London to Windsor!! Something doesn't quite add up there.
Hahahahha !! I bet the gards enjoyed watching it heheh
Fornicators!!! Off with their heads!!! Teehee
Re: Big Black Dick – BAHAHAHA!!!
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NOTHING LIKE STRAIGHT UP FUCKING IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS!!!
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ACTUALLY IT WAS CHARLES BOFFING AN OLD MARE HE MISTOOK FOR CAMILLA!
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NEW YORK—Having their sworn commitment to each other and all related rights therein recognized by the highest court of a sovereign U.S. state is ultimately not worth the hassle of moving to Iowa, longtime partners Danny Mindlin and Alex Small determined Monday. "Alex and I want to grow old together, but we'd have to drive six hours just to get a mezzaluna at Restoration Hardware," said Mindlin, who claimed he "couldn't survive" without a strawberry frosted cupcake from Amy's Bread after yoga every Thursday. "And where would we summer? Dubuque? I think we'll just buy a townhouse and live in an unrecognized union with beautiful granite countertops instead." The couple told reporters that their plans to adopt also weighed heavily in the decision, since they want to raise a child who is healthy, balanced, and "not tacky."
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Or on a boat, wanta do it on the poop deck?
Charles and Diana both cheated on one another ~ So why not do the fuckity fuck on the queens lawn!! I'm down!!!
ass, grass and class
Gemini's, here's your horoscope:You have failed in your life's goal, but don't feel too bad: Of all the people who dream of working at a fast-food restaurant, only 98 percent actually make it.
HE WAS GIVING THE MEANING POUND A NEW NAME!!!
Taurus, here yours:No one will be able to describe your death without using a lot of violent hand gestures, making whooping sounds, and generally doing his or her best "angry chimp" imitation.
the fact that they were giant cartoon characters must have scared the japanese off. All the army guys there and nothing can being done. Quick someone protect the queen! Does anyone have a white pencil to draw some weapons? NO??? then we need a giant eraser! If the queen almost melted by Michelle Obama touch, can you imagine what this is doing to her eyes???? We need saline solution stat!!!
Aries, your turn: The stars foretell of a mad prophet rising in the East in the moon's next cycle. They hope this somehow helps you with your life.
Re: Big Black Dick – AHAHAHHAA!!! YOU KNOW HOW WE ALWAYS ROLL BABY!!!
Cancer, suck on this crabs: Don't waste time developing a healthy body image, as your body will look a hell of a lot different starting Thursday.
Leo, good news!:Turns out your nightmarish descent into alcoholism and drug abuse will be a lot more fun than expected.
Virgo, get laid already:The events of next week will closely mirror all the other events in your life up to that point.
Libra, so imbalanced: Your natural resourcefulness allows you to enjoy father-daughter day at the zoo, though you are neither a father nor a daughter, and you can't stand animals.
In England (and Canada) it is an extremely serious offence to affront the queen … it's right up there with murder and … treason (because you know how many people are plotting to blow up parliament >.>).
Re: THE LAST STAR – #27.
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MUAH DARLING!!!
AN EXCELLENT CONTRIBUTION!
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Saggittarius, what can I say:Your decision to take up bicycling will cause many in your area to rethink their call for increased bicycle safety.
Capricorn's, fuckin' git a life: You'll finally find yourself in a relationship that may not end with you asking the other person if they'd like a bag for that.
NICE!
Aquarius, this is your dawning:Though your birthday falls into the correct range of dates, the stars say you are not actually an Aquarius. In fact, they are pretty sure you're an asshole.
Pisces, fuckin' fish:You thought your new sports car could do everything but love you, so its declaration of devotion will come as quite a shock.
Re: Big Black Dick – WHERE'S CAPRICORN BBD???
Re: LG President She-Bitch Fan Club – #37 THANKS LG!!!!
Well, if you are going to do it in a public place, why not the palace.
I'm surprised you even reported this if the couple wasn't GAY
Did BBD forgit anybody? If I did ..well… TOO FUCKIN' BAD!
Shagging on the royal lawn…how romantic.
I don't want to bother the posse,…..but would anyone mind if I changed my name to " Smurf On A Stick "…???
Re: LG President She-Bitch Fan Club – #21 Charles had a little too much to drink and the moonlight was faint at best!! LOL!!
Re: Novel1 – Shut the fuck up, idiot.
Straight people are intersting, too.
Occasionally.
Mojito time , later fuckers!
WHT DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT "F@CKINGHAM PALACE"
#49 Stuck up, WTF , it's a free country!
The queen is a dog and horse fanatic, this will probably seem more normal to her than the Diana floral tributes. Royally f*ked…LOL
Re: Big Black Dick –
Thanks BBD =]
Re: THE LAST STAR – "He was giving the meaning pound a new name" - What does it mean???
Re: Big Black Dick – GEE FUCKIN THANKS! YOU KNOW MUCH BETTER THAN THAT MY BIG BLACK ASS RIPPER!
Perez, they did not walk from a london restaurant!
Windsor castle is in slough!
You know not everything in england, or the UK for that matter, is in London dont you!?
Re: Big Black Dick – Will you give me a reach around?
So you think the Queen would be interested? Women of a certain age would rather read a great book then do or watch f–ky times.
Re: Big Black Dick – What do you have to say about Aries?
Re: THE LAST STAR – #51.
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YOU'RE ON A ROLL DARLING!!!
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Re: Haagen-Dazs – HE WAS FUCKING HER SO HARD HE WAS POUNDING HER…JUST LIKE A BRITISH POUND, THE FORMER CURRENCY BEFORE THE EURO…..
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WHAT A MARVELOUS THREAD, THANKS PEREZ DARLING!!!
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Re: THE LAST STAR – #51.
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HONEY, LG HEARD IT WAS MID-AFTERNOON!!! LOL!!!
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thats what we hetero's do Perez. We fuck in public cause theres no shame in hetero sex. Its the most lovely thing in the world, besides arroz con pollo and pernil asado.
-brought to you by,
Heterohilton
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Oh I see, I couldn't understand it without your translation, Melissa, thanks!
He was giving a new meaning to the word "pound".
LOL! They love having an audience.
Perez the ads in the corner are more annoying than Heidi Montag's "singing"
Re: LG President She-Bitch Fan Club – #68 LOL! AND HE STILL COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE!!
Re: Haagen-Dazs – NO PROBLEMO!
Hahahaha! Buggers!
Re: Haagen-Dazs – #59 sorry for the confusion!!
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – #66.
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LG JUST KNEW YOU WOULD FIELD THAT QUESTION AND RUN WITH IT, DARLING!!! GREAT JOB, TOO!
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Re: Haagen-Dazs – #59
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KISSES HAAGEN-DAZS (CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP IS LG'S FAVE!) DARLING!!! (HAVE TRIED GODIVA ICE CREAM AS WELL, OF COURSE, AND IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME!)
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Re: THE LAST STAR – #72.
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DUMBO WAS DRINKING VITAMIN WATER TOO NOT SCOTCH AND WATER!
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Re: Big Black Dick – i'm an asshole?….i fucking knew it!
I hope she did get a peek. The poor old bag probably forgot what sex even is, she hasn't had it in so long.
oh perez, youre doing it on the front lawn of Windsor Castle now? points for originality
Re: LG President She-Bitch Fan Club – #59, LG, have you ever tried Haagen- Dazs Raspberry Sorbet? A fabulous taste without any guilt! 0 fat.
Re: LG President She-Bitch Fan Club – #68 THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO SAY IS "THE OLD GRAY MARE AIN'T WHAT SHE USE TO BE"!!!
Re: THE LAST STAR – Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Re: Big Black Dick – Hey Guys - wanted to shout out!
wtf
Big Hoss gets caught all the time!!
LMAO
this couple is gonna sober up after, look at each other and go like "OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST DO"
Re: Big Black Dick – Actually.. Hoss liked that!
I wonder if the Queen Mum sucks a good dick
Leave it to an uneducated American to think you can walk out of a London restaurant and pop over the lawn of Windsor Castle. Perez is just one more example of how pathetic American schools are!
omg yall should look up perez and gawk er to get the real scoop on how he operates!
omg yall should look up perez and gawk er to get the real scoop on how he operates!!
omg yall should look up perez and gawk er to get the real scoop on how he operates!*!
Re: NO~ESTOY~Muerto~Pendeho – #84 HI YA MY FRIEND.I MISSED YA, AS WELL AS BBB.I HOPE YOU HAVE FEELING WELL!!!!YOU HAVEN'T MISSED MUCH MISS CALIFORNIA AND SWINE FLU WHICH WAS STARTED BY MARIO!!!
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – #66 I FORGOT TO THANK FOR STRAIGHTEN THE CORRECT ANSWER OUT FOR MR…THANKS!!
Re: Haagen-Dazs – #82.
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YES DARLING, BUT NOT IN QUITE A LONG WHILE!!!
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LG APPRECIATES THE REMINDER AND WILL SEND ONE OF HER HOUSEHOLD STAFF MEMBERS OUT IMMEDIATELY TO PICK UP SOME SCRUMPTIOUS RASPBERRY (pronounced ROZ-BREE) SORBET!!!
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MUAH!
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that's a classic one right there
bet d queen loved that view
OUTstanding!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez, you dumbass. Windsor castle isn't in London, it's in Windsor 25 miles away. Stupid.
GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO "ROYALLY FUCKED" LOL
"WEL_CUM TO ENGLAND"
Re: Big Black Dick – lol….love it bb….i'm a taurus…..i will go out fighting the good fight
Some good news for a change!
Those raunchy Brits! Love them!