Busted! Fehking On The Queen's Lawn
Exhibitionism at its finest!
A drunk couple wandered from a London restaurant all the way onto the front lawn of Windsor Castle last weekend and couldn't keep their hands off each other!
The two started having sex in front of a group of Japanese tourists!!!
Their fucky fucky times were promptly shut down by police, but not before guards at the home of Queen Elizabeth II caught a peek!
"One window from the guardroom opened up and when a soldier saw what was going on he told his mates — and lots of windows opened up," an observer reported.
Ha!
The queen was home at the time of the impromptu bone session but has no intention of commenting on the issue.
There's no way she didn't steal a quick glance!!
[Image via Photo Pool/Anwar Hussein Collection/ WENN.]
Cruise Comes Out… Of Hiding
That was a Royal Command Performance! The Queen has her ways.
Re: mamajud –
What you been up to mamajud?
Looks like I'm back in business.
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Palace Porkin'. Have they not heard of swine flu????????????
Perez/ Mario/ unnamed-minion-of-Mario-doing-his-posting-for-him, you are a bit behind the times- this was posted at least 3 days ago on The Sun newspaper in the UK. maybe even 4 days ago.
Too funny…were they Brits or tourists?
LMAO, but walking from London to Windsor? No way in hell…
I'm sure there is a video of it. What Perez no pictures. Shizzle!
lol! right on
Ha ha ha, the illustration is hilarious!
Been there, done that! Wink!
Wuv. Twoo wuv.
Re: MVPnis –
According to necrophiliacs she does!
Re: topper – OMG that ass drives me into a frenzy…and makes me crave "Exhibitionism at its finest"!
Re: Pervert – MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF STEALING AVS….THE POSSE DOESN'T LOOK TOO KINDLY ON THAT! WE ARE WHO WE ARE AND ALL IMITATORS ARE CONTAINED TO THE LIKES OF HERPES INFESTED WHORES.
this has been here ALL day. No new news?
Night LG! Sunday is perfect!
The problem with this is…..WINDSOR CASTLE IS NOT IN LONDON….so the drunk couple walked from London to another city (Windsor is a seperate town outside London)….Buckingham Palace is in London and so is Kensington and St. James…but Windsor castle is NOT in London
Woohoo.
just like my friend's ex getting caught having sex on a gradeschool soccerfield.
what's wrong with people these days.
Drunken Britains have been dong this for years in Spain/Mallorca on the beach openly as well! Every now and then the German press magazines report on it….That s why everyone in those tourist countries really HATES Brits…and a lot of other tourists meantime stqay away from where the British booze abroad.
Re: squibb – YOU'RE the dumbass! Just because something isn't IN the center of London, doesn't mean it isn't IN London..
The adress would be "London".
As far as I know, the castle in London is Buckingham palace. Windsor is in Windsor. Get your castles right… =) / L from Sweden
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It's England..who's actually surprised? –The english are awesome.
lmao!
Windsor is miles and miles away from London.
This is hilarious.
you can't walk from london to windsor….especially not drunk
Re: topper – hey topp……..been clicking other places while fatty was on his miss cali tirade…..what an embarrassment he is to the gay community….no? you are a way better representative my friend
you cant walk from london to windsor castle, its impossible…especially drunk
Re: Nayth Hilton – Re: Nayth Hilton – haha how embarrassing for you, london in the address for windsor, it's a different county its not even on the same train line of course it doesn't have london in the address
Re: topper – Topper your ass should be praised…. lol j/k.
Perez omitted the BEST thing about the whole matter:
QUOTE: "…THE ex-fianceé of Windsor Castle bonker Phil Carden told last night how he was still pledging his love to her — three days AFTER his seedy session with another woman.
Before the split … Lucy with Phil
Before the split … Lucy with Phil
He told childhood sweetheart Lucy Meredith: “Why are you trying to make out I’m seeing someone else? Are you trying to hurt me? I love you and always will.”
Livid Lucy received the text yesterday — the day The Sun identified Phil and Joy Taylor as the pair who romped on the Queen’s front lawn while Her Majesty was in residence.
Children’s nurse Lucy, 29, said: “He makes me sick to the core. …."
lol….Go to The Sun for DETAILS:
"….Phil, a £50,000-a-year recruitment high-flier, and American born consumer internet expert Joy had spent the day downing wine and champagne in the Berkshire town.
They spent the night in cells and in the morning were cautioned for outraging public decency.
Lucy sobbed: “When I first saw the story I chuckled and wondered what sort of sex-crazed idiot would get caught with his trousers down on the Queen’s lawn?
“Well now I have my answer — the man I loved and was supposed to be marrying. …"
By the way: This couple, Both of them, are AMERICANS, the British Sun states their full names and companies they work for…! lmao….No womens' nipples at home but abroard sex in public at Windsor …Bigoted. LOL
akward…
Re: PEREZCANBURN – #115 COULD YOU BE MORE OF A WHINEY BITCH? STICK A DILDO IN IT.
Re: PEREZCANBURN – #117 WHY DON'T YOU GO EAT A TWINKIE……..AND THEN FINGERFUCK YOUR SHITHOLE?
Wow! That funny. That the first.
Sorry Mario, I forgot to read you your horoscope. Oh, here it is: Today you will be urged by many to stop sucking Teddy's dick and acting like a fucking pansy.
Re: SWEETPIECE! – #118.
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MORNIN' SWEET!!! GOING OUT OF TOWN FOR A DAY-TRIP, WELL YOU KNOW BEFORE NY TOMORROW.
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Re: jimmyjazz – #147.
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DAMN YOU'RE (notice proper apostrophe) SEXY AS HELL (where #117 will surely FRY, sizzle snap snap) WHEN YOU GET ALL WORKED UP HONEY!!!
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Re: Big Black Dick – #148.
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BBD!!!
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Re: SWEETPIECE! – #118.
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YOU SAUCY MINX, YOU!
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Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – #121.
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MORNIN' DOLL!!!
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Re: sheba088 – #113.
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KISSES BEAUTY!!!
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MUAH TO THE POSSE!!!
Re: SWEETPIECE! – #118 Fingered in the loo don't count.
Where's the Derby Luv?
Oh man, that is funny. Kudos to the couple for having the spunk to do this sort of thing.
Re: Duckie – These 2 were AMERICAN ? Whoo hoo!!!!!
would one stop fuckin on one's lawn!!
lol
Re: LisafromOP – they were from london!
Re: PEREZCANBURN – fuck u homophobe retard!!
Re: Purple Headed Yogurt Slinging Smurf – 150 No that was the warm up! Why were you watching? You perv you! LOL!
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DAYUMMM, I CANT FIND THE YOUTUBE VID!!!! ANYONE HELP?? JUST SAYIN. *WINK*
That's a pretty long wander considering Windsor castle isn't even in London, it's in Windsor.
Re: Duckie – Are you serious/?The drunk horny couple were American??? We know how to have a good time! Hahaha
HA HA
Hurray, hurray, the 1st of May, outdoor fucking starts today!
Re: party animal –
Yes, they indeed are Americans who obviously WORK in Great Britain! Go to The Sun co uk Website - you can read it there in detail with the names of both their companies and also several photographs of the 2… :–)
they could not have gone from london to windsor castle. wayyy to long.
and when the queen is it, people wouldnt have been able to go near the castle.
And lookie, where's Perez? No news for 2?
GIT YOUR FINGER OUTTA TEDDY'S ASS!!
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Your site is going to shit Fat ASS
Wake up Perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: party animal – Do you know Richard Gere?
Re: Big Black Dick – Who's your mama?
this f*cking post was from yesterday. Get up off your fat ass and update this site and it better not be something you copied from all the other blogs. I know you're drunk from all the food you've been eating on you "cheat day" but you need to start earning the money you get from these advertisers or they're going to drop your ass.
Re: _Alice_ – WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
Re: _Alice_ – Re: Big Black Dick – Check that, WHO'S YOUR BIG DICK DADDY? Fuck your hair is magnificent!
update once in a while.
SON OF A BITCH! There's a cancer surviriors celebration going on in the park accross the street and they're playin' Lady fuckin' Gaga! ( lookin' out window with the side eye and loading the 9mm)
Mario, you need to focus on what brought you fame and fortune. Your post count is way down, the quality of the post have taken a turn for the worse. Fame gone to your head? Get back in the game before the game is over.
Re: Big Black Dick – You are, you are! And of course my hair is magnificent. I use Pantene
Haha!
Now there's my pick for Britain's Got Talent!!
Re: Big Black Dick – #175 Yes, I know Richard Gere. "American Gigolo", "An officer and a Gentleman", "Pretty Woman" Richard Gere? Why?
Re: party animal – I'm so glad you made it out of his butt alive!
bravo to the two in question- they get my utmost respect!!!!
Re: Big Black Dick – #187
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London and Winsor are not like across the street from each other you freaking sodomite. You would have to drive or get on a train.
Re: $onia –
#152
Actually Dahling, HE started out with the spunk, now SHE'S got it.
USE CONDOMS!
So the Japanese tourists had the cameras out. Wonder if what they shot will end up on censored You Tube. Same thing happened at Folsom when one guy had another bent over. They aren't timiid-respectful but certainly not timid!
You can just see this on FML."Today, my wife and I got drunk and had sex on the lawn of The Queen's home. Infront of Japanese tourists and the Royal Guard. The police came and arrested us. The sex was good, though. FML"
the shaggers were american! the queen was not amused what what
hahahhahahaha thats fucking amazing!
to be honest i wouldnt know were london and windsor are in realtion to each other, but i am nought but a simple northerner….
LMFAO a couple walked from london to windsor???? lol i dont think so they were probably at a chip shop in windsor after one too many beers booze gives ya the horn and the munchies so they got some grub and went for a bunk up on lizzies lawn. xoxo
hahahaha I like it!
I can do the same but with prince William 
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lols omg there such freaks
ahahshaaaaaaaa FUCK HARD
I wonder is the horny drunkards will want to hang themselves from the embarrassment.