Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Well, sort of.
Lauren Conrad has snagged a spot on an episode of Family Guy!
B.C. will be playing herself on the show. A real stretch.
And, in the episode, she apparently hooks up with the family dog, Brian.
Poor pooch, talk about a downgrade!
The episode, which has Conrad playing herself, airs this Sunday night on Fox.
Check out a preview (above)!