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"Wow. Flu scare is evident when the hand santizer section of the drugstore is completely sold out. Yikes."
- Miz Dita Von Teese Tweeted

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"Wow. Flu scare is evident when the hand santizer section of the drugstore is completely sold out. Yikes."
- Miz Dita Von Teese Tweeted
yeah cause everyone wants to know what a stripper has to say…
beautiful picture of her!
Anything above 60% alcohol will do. You could, however, end up walking around smelling like 80 proof whisky. I suppose you could rinse it off.
Either you or Dita don't know how to spell sanitizer….
What does she do?
Ugh, hand sanitizer kills BACTERIA! Influenza is a VIRUS! There is a difference. And using hand sanitizer is bad for you anyway, just use good old soap and warm water to keep your hands clean!
Re: LaDiva – probably perez, he has been slacking it in the grammer department I guess he doesn't know about spell check. Anyway this was a shitty quote of the day
Perez, you make a living off of writing about celebrities…the least you can do is proofread and make sure you spell their names correctly!
OMG!!!
SERIOUSLY!?!?!?
A FEW PPL GET SWINE FLU && EVERYONE WANTS TO WEAR THEM MICHEAL JACKSON FACE MASKS && STOCK UP ON HAND SANITIZER…MILLIONS OF PPL R CONTRACTED W.| CHLAMYDIA, HERPES, GONORRHEA, SYPHILIS. HIV OR AIDS && NOBODY WANTS WEAR RUBBERS…SMH WTF!!! SOMETHINGS REALLY WRONG WITH THAT PCITURE.
Re: LaDiva – Re: Harriet Meadow – He's a boob, what did you expect?
SHE HAS THE PERFECT SKIN…I WONDER WHAT HER SECRET IS??? SHE SHOULD BOTTLE IT..LOL
potatoe head two, coming to a theatre near you
Re: UrMajestyMsG – yea, but if she goes out in the sun, she'll melt
I'm not sure if I like that woman
Wow, she's so deep. Hopefully, somebody will catalogue her Twitter posts into an anthology so that future generations can look back upon her brilliance.
it's spelled —–> sanitizer
Re: miss_couture – He just quoted her, that's how she spelled it.
While I too enjoy pointing out all of grammatical errors Perez makes, the original post by Miss Von Teese included the misspelling of sanitizer. However, Perez is the one who gave her a new first name. Dumb ass!
what a dumb whore!
Re: KEEFER – MAYBE, THAT OR BURN TO A CRISP…BUT SHE'S STILL GORGEOUS…WHY SHE WAS EVER WITH MARILYN MANSON ILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.
She probably has a ghost writer for her twitter page.
Re: UrMajestyMsG – Hey. Say what you will, but Manson is a brilliant musician's musician. Go listen; but you have to know what you're listening to, to understand that.
She reminds me of Jessica Rabbit here.
Re: UrMajestyMsG – Also, Dig up a video of a Manson interview, and listen to him. You might be surprised.
Love Dita, ummmm, lame quote.
Re: @v@ – ive listened to him b4, not my cup of tea…i dont like the dark side young jedi…lol…but i dont have anything against him. he just is fugz…he seems like a non-douche, i just dont see how saine woman would sleep with him.
So have girl crush on her!!
she is so fucking ugly . . marilyn manson is hotter than her.
POOR MAN'S EVAN RACHEL WOOD!!!!
Stupid Dipshit whorebag, who cares what she thinks? She's probably never noticed the hand sanitizers b/c the only reason she goes into drugstores is to renew her herpes/chlamydia/syphilis prescriptions. What a stupid, fugly whore.
Re: UrMajestyMsG – Her secret is having her face cummed on by anyone who pays attention to her.
Re: phinerose – Well history isn't exactly on perez's side in the grammer department, and LOOK at how he spelled her name "Diat" instead of "DITA" so I'm right and your wrong so STFU
Re: CammyLaLoca – i agree…but what i wanna know is: how can perez be in love with one girl with a lima bean head and then constantly dis that other girl with a lima bean head? what's her name - demi moore's kid with the large chin? nice photoshop work on this picture.
Lol..sort of.
Holy fuck, Photoshop is awesome. It made Dita look like a woman!
as a matter of fact i'm just listening to her ex husbands 2007 album and know what - it's his best. at least one thing she was good for.
thank you, dita.
Perez spelt her name wrong. Second of all, she is right. I was wondering why the hand sanitizer area of WalMart was empty yesterday. It's all because of the swine flu.
That's a hot pic.
Strippers are people too!