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This Will Make Your Ears Bleed! Must-Watch!!!

Brilliant!

D-list reality TV star/former actress Denise Richards completely butchered Take Me Out To The Ballgame at a Chicago Cubs game on Friday.

All of Illinois must still be traumatized!

CLICK HERE to watch Charlie Sheen's pain-in-the-neck ex destroy the song.

Posted: May 2, 2009 at 3:46 pm

120 comments to “This Will Make Your Ears Bleed! Must-Watch!!!”

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lolo450 says – reply to this

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i was there…. my ears are still ringing
gizawot says – reply to this

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just been 2 hospital cause ma ears really were bleedin!!
lol
bcm says – reply to this

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Hell naw!!!
Plinkie9 says – reply to this

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Uhm, you can't really butcher Take me out to the Ballgame Perez. Sounded like everyother person that "sings" the song.
kels9992 says – reply to this

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FIRST. that sucked.
michelle687 says – reply to this

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that was painful.. is this really all youve posted today?!
marnchkin says – reply to this

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a 4-yr old kid could sing better
Marilyn Monroe says – reply to this

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EWW! It was almost like she was joke singing…
Jordyn<3 says – reply to this

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ouchhh
dear denise,
please never come back to wrigley
please and thank you.
B-B-Beaver Boyz says – reply to this

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THIS IS YESTERDAYS NEWS..ANYWAY, SHE SINGS BETTER THAN YOU FAT-ASS!
imceecee says – reply to this

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damn!
Krystalmmkayyx says – reply to this

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oh my God ,
that was horrible !
JulietHudson says – reply to this

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I don't know which is worse. The song? Or sitting through three fucking commercials to get to it.
THE LAST STAR says – reply to this

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I HEARD ONE OF THE PLAYERS CLIMBED UP THE STAIRS WITH A BASEBALL BAT BUT WAS RESTRAINED BEFORE HE COULD GET TO HER!!!!
Thisisbull says – reply to this

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Wow is this lady serious?
Cynner says – reply to this

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This has been on the internet since yesterday afternoon — and you're just now reporting on it? Ya sleepin' in, judging another beauty contest (which, btw, thank you for keeping Miss California in the news) — or still kissing Brit Brit's butt?
*Rabbit* says – reply to this

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Okay, So she never said she could sing!! she was just doing it for a Charity Event!! Check her Twitter!!
LaDivina says – reply to this

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It must be terribly sad to be unsuccessful in every field. This woman is not an artist, yet, she insists on performing. There must be something she can do, like gardening or hair styling…
GOSSIP HOG says – reply to this

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omg / wtf!?!?!?
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those poor folks in the stands
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i bet beer sales at the stadium went up as soon
as she put down that unfortunate microphone
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justtfax says – reply to this

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drank too much or too much drugs last night perez? just rolling out of bed? (don't squish teddy). this is your job remember
pipp33 says – reply to this

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YEAH but she gave me a great BLOWJOB at HUB 51 last night…
EmEmSea says – reply to this

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She does butcher it, but what I'm more concerned about is that she doesn't know the words. Aside from like Happy Birthday, this is the easiest, most-known song. She must be a complete retard.
uncle eldon says – reply to this

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WHAT A WHORE!
co_lane says – reply to this

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Is it just me, or was she reading the words? She kept looking down. Awesome, Air Head!
eatmejerkwad says – reply to this

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THREE FUCKING ADS?!??!?!

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YOU SUCK MARIO
Myanuru says – reply to this

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Somebody shut this biotch the fuck up. I had to pause after 40 seconds; the pain was getting to intesen. Geeeeeez …………..
Madame Min says – reply to this

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As good as trainwreck Lady Gaga…
burrington says – reply to this

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aw poor denise.
Nelson says – reply to this

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It's the Take me out t t b g song!! It's not the Ave Maria!! leave it alone. She was just having fun!! She never was pretending she could sing IDIOT!!
*angel Latina* says – reply to this

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OMG! I never knew sumone could sing like this naturally its like sumthng scripted u would see on TV!
demos987 says – reply to this

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i think she may have had too much big cock rammed down her throat, and that may have injured her vocal cords. poor girl.
gabita2013 says – reply to this

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OMG!!! That's the worst singing ever ! Beats Paris Hilton and that's a lot to say .
joeharter1 says – reply to this

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Haha I don't get the feeling that she was taking this all that seriously. She's just goofing around singing a silly song at the ballpark. She never claimed to be a real singer anyway.
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Cubbie fan is used to things that ain't worth a shit, I mean for fucks sake their Cub fans! I believe the Cubs are already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs!
Randi-Canada says – reply to this

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I'm embarrased for her.
NayelleyReyes says – reply to this

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wow, that was like, wow!

she sounded drunk!
boogcity says – reply to this

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That was fine. It's pretty obvious you haven't heard too many people sing take me out to the ballgame if you think she butchered. Separate yr hatred for her from the actual act.
miss_couture says – reply to this

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didnt even bother to play the video
gumdropbuttons says – reply to this

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Perez. You're obvs not from Chicago. It's supposed to sound terrible. I still love you though.
Twixxbars says – reply to this

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it's all in good fun, get over it!!!
Twixxbars says – reply to this

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[re=3741229]Re: Jordyn
TheJenny says – reply to this

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I'm really frightened to play this one… but since it was at a Cubbies game, I guess that's okay
Haterade says – reply to this

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Yup, that's exactly how I sing take me out to the ballgame. Stop hating on her, geez Sheen isn't a saint can't you talk more shit about him….please?
TheJenny says – reply to this

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oh gawd, why did I listen to it? Why do I keep punishing myself like this? Why???
JohnnyD says – reply to this

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As bad as that was it is still better than I could do.
ldolmii says – reply to this

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thanks for adding even more ads to your videos, sell out
angelikauri99 says – reply to this

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She is adorable.
SamanthaB says – reply to this

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Someone damaged her a long time ago and this is the result.
HoneJade says – reply to this

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Wow. FAIL.
Princeperez says – reply to this

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Ouchh…. I Can't hear anymore!!
It was prettty funny though
EnoughAlready says – reply to this

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She still sounds better than your fucking Lady Gaga. Fagez, why don't you sing it since you're so critical of everyone else? Buy me thum peanutth and crackerjackth….All that lisping during the th-even inning th-tretch
annoyedmusician says – reply to this

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Frank Sinatra is rolling in his grave…
annoyedmusician says – reply to this

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Frank Sinatra just rolled in his grave…
Melamoo says – reply to this

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oh my lord

i like that she had to keep looking at the words… for a song that 4-year-olds have memorized
SnowAngel1224 says – reply to this

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I don't think she was actually trying to sing. It sounds like she was just trying to be loud so she yelled it. NO ONE sings THAT bad unless they LITERALLY don't know how to change from their speaking voice into their singing voice.
ammiemarie says – reply to this

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Ouch! That was a mess.
KerrForThree says – reply to this

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Go Chicago!
Nikk says – reply to this

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Yipes, she is completely tone deaf!!
AbbyRoad says – reply to this

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White Sox > Cubs
AUSSIE COL says – reply to this

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Well, she's been getting singing lessons from Richie Samborer so what do you expect? Funny though how she had to check the lyrics sheet to count up to 3!
jayteeran says – reply to this

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She had to be kidding right? Towards the end she didn't even change notes.
perezito_is_an_asshole says – reply to this

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I just watched 35 seconds of the video…. my poor ears are bleeding!!!! fame-whoring is not cool, Denise!!!Just stay home with your kids, for God's sake!!!
Dontgetit! says – reply to this

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OMG! Not only is she a back stabbing bitch….she can't sing either! What a waste……white trash at it's finest! I doubt that even Playboy will want her!
krissyofcourse says – reply to this

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wow… and she doesn't even know the words, she kept looking down at them
aniram518 says – reply to this

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the mic is there so you don't have to scream, Denise…
sl5442 says – reply to this

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i've actually heard worse….
WhOrE says – reply to this

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3rd time-let's see if you don't censor this shit…ummmmm, some other site that also has it's own show in the morning had this posted YESTERDAY! I think your career is on it's DOWNHILL path. Such a shame. I did love you in the beginning.
Snickers says – reply to this

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And should we expect any less from a team that hasn't won the World Series in 100 FUCKING YEARS???! Never mind that, they haven't even PLAYED in a WS since 1945!!! BTW, Cardinals rule!
B0mbshell75 says – reply to this

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No one should ever give her a mic again! Instant headache
prettyinpink19 says – reply to this

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damn! that was truly painful
LusciousLiz says – reply to this

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Ummmm I just have 1 question…..WHY HER?????
anniegirl says – reply to this

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didn't someone ask this skank if she was TONE DEAF!!! She knows, maybe she thought it would be "cute". Whore, you are almost 40, smarten up!
$onia says – reply to this

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Yeeeikes, that was truly awful.
PaLady says – reply to this

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God bless her little heart. She is trying awfully hard. And I mean awfully.
paulina=dan radcliffe fan #1 says – reply to this

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please don't let her sing again
Liberal = Bitching Hypocrite says – reply to this

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wtf everyone she sang that for her mother who died of cancer. she was trying to raise money for it…

you're all disturbing. disturbing " humans "
02badgirl says – reply to this

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Come on, it didn't sound that bad. It was sort of cute..like a 10 year old girl. But she should have memorized the lyrics. She's an actress, I thought memorizing lines was their job.
fuck you pay me says – reply to this

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holy shit that was horrible
…like some drunken karaoke
CubsFan says – reply to this

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Perez, it's not about singing ability at Wrigley…it's about having spirit!!! All the fans sing and we certainly don't all have angel's voices!!! leave her alone!
JizzyBall says – reply to this

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i cant stand that homewreckin tramp……yes that just about makes your ears bleed. PATHETIC
JizzyBall says – reply to this

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i cant stand that homewreckin tramp……yes that just about makes your ears bleed. PATHETIC !!
imkatwoman says – reply to this

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Oh my…

Dumb broad kept looking down, presumably to look at the lyrics. Is she really so stupid that she can't memorize a song like that? I know 3 year-olds that have that memorized…
Li0ness says – reply to this

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Roseanne lost some weight!
Queen.O.Da.Mods says – reply to this

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Oh God.
Almondjoy says – reply to this

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uh yeah, she pretty much sucked at that but thank god shes so cute! its okay, at least you can say you did it!! woo hooo, go you denise!!!
jayzee says – reply to this

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Ouchie. THAT WAS BEYOND HORRIFIC. Girl….raise you babies. All I have on this subject.
Iris says – reply to this

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OMG I hope she was kidding..
cdfelix says – reply to this

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bahahaha! what shite!
janisjoplin says – reply to this

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The stupid bitch was reading off a cue card. Everyone knows the words to the song - what an idiot.
RS_TC05 says – reply to this

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omg she needs to shut the fuck up
medicallyfucked says – reply to this

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my ears just fell off.
fiera says – reply to this

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OMG!!! She has diarrhea of the mouth, That voice could have broken glass as well!!
DoutzenKroes<3 says – reply to this

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Go Denise! 70% of the population suck at singing!!
rpatzlover34 says – reply to this

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hahahahahhaah
horribllee!!!!!!
kaleidoscope says – reply to this

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gawd, she sucks

I think she needs to be locked in a padded room to rid us of our suffering

JUST GO AWAY DENIESE!
Cizzle says – reply to this

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Hahahaha I love it
Letty Spaghetti says – reply to this

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! horriable!
Laxer says – reply to this

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Suddenly Roseanne's singing of the National Anthem doesn't seem so bad.
Becca-BubbleFighter says – reply to this

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WOW! im amazed…she's a better singer then Katy Perry!
nikkiluv123 says – reply to this

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well, no one can really sing Take Me Out to the Ball Game well. everybody does that.

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