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Completely Gratuitous

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Fierce! Ferosh! Fearless! Faboosh! And all the good F words!

Miz Dita Von Teese looks absolutely stunning - from the outfit to the hair and the makeup - at a party for Genlux magazine in Los Angeles this past weekend.

P.S. She does her own hair and her own makeup - and she picks out her clothes herself.

We bow down to Dita!

[Images by FayesVision via WENN.]

    Posted: May 4, 2009 at 10:30 am / Email this  »
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    58 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”



    1. 1

      She can really work the clothes, hair and makeup. Which is good because I don't think she'd look good as her natural blonde.



    2. 2

      yeah fucking faboosh, what the fuck is faboosh?



    3. 3

      What is your obsession with her?



    4. 4

      gorge.



    5. 5

      She's her own stylist?? Didn't know that. Learn something new everyday. She rocked it.



    6. 6

      just…no…



    7. 7

      I dont understand the appeal. I think she looks silly.



    8. 8

      Tho it ain't that complicated to throw some flower on your face and wear some red lipstick .. I'll give it to her … she's absolutely perfect !



    9. 9

      i love her!! carry on the pin-up legacy, dita! and i don't mean you, perez, never dress up as betty EVER again!!!



    10. 10

      Uh, she looks terrible is that get up.



    11. 11

      Fierce? Really? She looks old and ridiculous and kinda scary. What is that thing on her head?



    12. 12

      doesn't look real



    13. 13

      SHE IS COMPLETELY BEAUTS AS ALWAYS…



    14. 14

      She.s just jaw dropping!! Gorejus!



    15. 15

      I would go down on her until my jaw fell off.



    16. 16

      Gorgeous as always. She reminds me of my Grandmother who modeled in the 1940's…same bone structure, same complexion (Gram was slightly olive/darker). Can't get enough of Ms. Teese!



    17. 17

      She is one of the most uniquely beautiful women in the world. She is FLAWLESS and I love her. The fact that she does her own hair and makeup make her even more fabulous. *SIGH*



    18. 18

      geez - she looks like Joan Crawford - its eery!!



    19. 19

      Why is this woman "famous"?



    20. 20

      I'm not loving the shorts combined with glam look.

      It looks like she was about to put her pencil skirt (which would have been perfection) on & had to run out of the house real quick.



    21. 21

      Whatever Perez… take a close look at her eyeliner….. one of her "cat eye" ticks is higher than the other.. and one is longer….
      I really don't see what all the fuss is about…
      She so stuck on one Look that it's kinda pathetic…. I'd like to see what she really looks like.



    22. 22

      oh.. and if all your outfits are black.. it's not that hard to put them together…. she so overplayed.



    23. 23

      Re: janisjoplin – because she's a burlesque performer (AKA - high paid stripper) that was married to Marilyn Manson.

      Oh . . . & she let some other chick **** her with a high heeled shoe in a porno once!



    24. 24

      sounds like Ms. Teese has some Haterz in here…….



    25. 25

      All she needs is a waitress uniform and she would be Mildred Pierce.



    26. 26

      Re: JigSaw – Another one of those 'dandy boy' references again! And btw..That Dita outfit looks like SHITZ! I wouldn't brag about doing my own make up!.



    27. 27

      Ugh. You fucking dumb brown noser, she look ridiculous.



    28. 28

      She puts on her own makeup and picks out her own clothes? OMG, do tell. Its nice to know that the worthless old whore is good for something besides rolling around nude in an oversized martini glass. Jesus. She was more interesting when she was sucking Manson's peen.



    29. 29

      She could wear a trash bag and still look perfect.



    30. 30

      Swing and a miss with this one.



    31. 31

      I always thought that she used to be a man..
      I don't find her attractive at all! And her make up isn't that special. Neither is the outfit.



    32. 32

      why is dressing up to look like pee wee herman ferosh ??? does that mean potatoe head is ferosh too ???/



    33. 33

      I got one…FUGLY.

      heehee jk.



    34. 34

      she's as ugly as ur asshole



    35. 35

      I have been a southern bell drag queen for 25 years. I am as white trash as you git honey… but I know a stunning classy bitch when I see one. MISS DITA is fuckin FLAWLESS !!!!!!



    36. 36

      Her makeup ALWAYS looks the same. So why do you swoon over it every time?



    37. 37

      I would dieee to raid her closet.
      haha

    38. Laury says – reply to this


      38

      Ugh, this bitch is so overrated. I mean when you think about it, she's kind of like Paris Hilton, all she's known for is taking her clothes off, fucking a creepy dude and getting paid to appear at all those stupid events.



    39. 39

      she's always so flawless, its unbelievable
      i love her hair in this one.

      team dita



    40. 40

      It's a mystery to me



    41. 41

      Ok, so the fact that she is always dressed in a time warp doesn't matter? Ok then



    42. 42

      Dita does look fabulous most of the time, but is that a fucking jumpsuit?? That is just a world of no!! I love how she's trying to be classic and yet jump on the jumpsuit bandwagon at the same time. She looks ridiculous, and her hair looks stupid. She is getting old that's for sure. PEREZ HAS THE WORST FASHION SENSE EVER



    43. 43

      She is so NOT original. Anyone heard of Joan Crawford ?

    44. M666 says – reply to this


      44

      I'm in awe! major fierce



    45. 45

      perfect in every way..



    46. 46

      Damn! Potato HEad Willis' separated at birth! Except of course Dita wears tranny makeup.



    47. 47

      She is not her own make up artist. Her make up artist is Gregory Arlt.



    48. 48

      I'm over it.



    49. 49

      dita does not do her own hair. my good friend john does her hair!



    50. 50

      that dress is completely hideous and so is her hair.
      and her makeup looks the same as ever.
      once again, as always, dita von teese fails to impress.



    51. 51

      Re: beth monroe – soooo… being a drag queen makes you an expert on beauty? i don't think so. because she's not pretty.



    52. 52

      She is gorgeous.

      Simply gorgeous.



    53. 53

      Hey look- she's not fluorescent blue-white like she usually is. musta accidentally gone out to the mailbox without sunscreen or something.

      She's still the ultimate horseface, though.



    54. 54

      Nice. I can read about Ms. Von Teese while listening to a toilet bowl cleaner advertisment. Sell out.



    55. 55

      Now, why is she famous?



    56. 56

      how about wt FUCK?? yucky!! all the way around! make ups not horrible and neither is hair but clothing choice makes me want vomit.. twice!



    57. 57

      Love her :)



    58. 58

      I love her and whoever said she looks like Joan Crawford is stupid. Joan Crawford was a monster!