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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
Ummmmm this is seriously OLD!!!
this video is so old. still a classic!!
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oh god! is this what people think all new jersey people are like?!?! no!! those of us in north jersey are a bit more refined.
Classy. Very classy.
oh no! this is why i left jersey and will NOT be going back! north jersey has some of this but NO WHERE near this tacky! thank goodness i dont live there anymore and my parents raised me in a respectable town outside the city…btw nj housewives are AWFUL! im ashamed!
bree, i'm sure you're very refined, north jersey has the best of most things. well, second to manhattan at least. but perez, why do you constantly run your "stories" sooooo late? and occasionally they appear to be ripped right off sites like wwtdd, idlyitw, dlis…. i could go on. bree, i'm sure you make these "guidos" look even trashier with your exquisite self.
You are so far behind on your Jersey Culture kid.
wow that is some class right there
omg. love it.
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these people are so inbred- jersey style
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The people that created this have a show coming on E! this Sunday 5/10 called "Jersey Shore Unleashed" I think all of the people in the video you saw are on NLSociety.com or njguido.com
fucking bennies!!! Bennies GO Home!!!! i live at the jersey shore my whole life their fucking losers!!! they need to leave here now!!
not funny.
pet-peeve-roflmao,P,you're killing me.
THIS IS MAGNIFICENT PEREZ …2 THA MAX LMAO!
Haha - Great documentary! but fack - what a bunch of twits! rehab wont even cure them …I dont think anything can do - as long as they are all contained within Jersey its all good!
Umm, wow
holy crap!
These are total NJ Bennies!! Not the type of people like myself that live on the Jersey Shore year round. I'm so embarassed to say I'm from Jersey when I see this but this is what happens when you mix booze+bennies+beach..
Not everyone from New Jersey is like this. I'd say probably one county (Bergen) is guido-tastic. Morris, Somerset, Hunterdon are all BEAUTIFUL places to live in North Jersey. And don't worry shore people, 95% of the people that live in those 3 counties won't be anywhere near your dirty shores….we'll fly else where!!!
Oh my.
this is a year old
and to all the shore people bitching….the second girl in that video said she was from toms river. looks like some of the "bennies" call the shore their home!
I LOVE MY GUIDO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God, I'm embarassed to be from New Jersey
this may be old but it is absolutely the reason why my daughters moved from jersey.no guidos for them, too funny!
man, i hate people like that…not everyone from jersey is like that….definitely not me.
dude, this video is as old as that herpe sore on your asshole
OMG. I've lived in NJ my whole life. I'm 38. Most of us are NOT LIKE THIS!!! Only a small, but unfortunately noticeable (and really stupid) percentage of us would embarrass ourselves like this.
Perez, you should come here and check out this state's cool, off-the-radar historical towns. NJ isn't just guidos, guidettes and the Sopranos!
old video you ass clown!
I'm a born and raised Jersey Girl and find all those people an embarrassment to the state. Can we deport them to Staten Island?!
I HEADING TO GUIDO BEACH THE GIRLS ARE SLEAZY AND INTELLEGENT!!!
im from nj.
no one is like that here
people are mostly preppy or skater.
youll see a few guidos here and there
but at the jersy shore
NO GUIDOS.
jersey people are not the "big hair, and stand up attitude"
no one is like that
were normal people.
Re: neightthegreat – yea! someone understands. love you. guidos should stop giving jersey a bad rep.
Gooz NJ is such a joke. Why is this state allowed to stay in the union?? Fucking douches.
lmao!!!! fucking morons……that dumb ass who doesnt know wat the hell is pet peeve, lmao…..hilarious. Ignorant white trash at its best
bah! saw this awhile ago…sadly, when I see this..I realize a good portion of my family back home in NYC and NJ are like this…except now most of them are bordering on oompa loompa status..
thank god I live in the midwest now!
This is just SAD!!
All the guys have the exact same HAIR STYLE. lol
Freaking hilarious !!!!!!
haha I loved this!
the sad thing is that these people are allowed to breed
haha love this. NEW JERSEY BABY
WOW. I thought those kind of people on existed in the movies.. LOL LOL VERY CLASSY FOLKS.
i'm originally from the jersey shore, and this is why i moved to florida… to get away from these fucking assholes! anything about exit 109 should be seceded from the rest of new jersey…
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Perez, this is old, but an excellent representation of Surf Club. TOTAL hoot to there or Jenk's in the summer. While the majority of people from NJ are not this ridiculous with the accents, clothing (polo shirt under a t-shirt) or the vocabulary, this is one tough state. Most New Yorkers think they are tough, but put that crazy girl and her mother against any terrorist or gang member and she will fuck you up.
Looking forward to sun, surf, and some dancing - those California babies WISH they could hang like people from NJ!
And they keep reproducing. LMAO
ahahha i dont think this is the norm so much anymore on the East coast, but its sadly reached our beloved west coast beaches! STOP BREEDING meatheads!
Re: THE LAST STAR – intelligent comment…
Re: Coo – ok, great comment, the so called bennies, pay your salary, give you a job, provide for the beach, and you want them to go home????? and lets see what happens, the shore goes away, we lose the east coast and you drown, good idea asshole…. oh yeah us bennies own most of the property down there asshole
Re: brian.c – gee let me guess you are in high school which does not apply to these people, who the fuck is skater???? we are talking about people of legal age…. which you are not, cant drink can you??? i thought not…
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this was such an 80's video, where guido was cool, where you counted one two tree, end of an era how many years ago????
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guidos are how can i put this, no more
this gives jersey a bad name…
Im from jersey…and this is so true- so true
its what makes jersey jersey
always some bitch to f up
UMM OMG NOT ALL JERSEY PPL ARE LIKE THIS… DAM GUIDO'S ARE SUCH DUM ASSES… I WAS BORN AND RAISED IN JERSEY… AND WE DO NOT ACT LIKE TASTELESS FOOLS… LMFAOOO EVEN THOUGH THE SHORE IS GREAT LOL…
this brings a whole lot of WTF? and WOW!
LMAO that was good! If ya'll think that is funny then you should look up 'The 12 Guido Days Of Christmas' on YouTube. That is hilarious!!!
Yeah, thats a great reflection of those damn BENNY"S!!!!! I live in Toms River, always have, and it's those kind of people that pollute our beaches and neighborhoods! Only about 3 people likes these Gumbas. There's always so much traffic, you can't even go to the beach without seeing the muscle shirts, god awful blowout hair with 20lbs of 'hair gel' the orange tans on the guys and girls, and the slutty outfits! And they always stay at the shittiest hotels in SLEASIDE HEIGHTS like the "AZTEC" where no one, who's a local, in their right mind would ever stay there! All those damn people ARE POLLUTANTS to any of those places on the "Shore" So guidos, just stay home this summer and save your money on the way over priced beers and 'rip-off', i mean 'boardwalk' games.
Ugh, what a bunch of fanokkios! Actually, goombas is more like it.
imagine having to see these kinds of people all over the place in your town.
How embarrassing for New Jersey.
here in Jersey, we call the north jersey peeps who come down to our beaches "Bennies" b/c they're gay guido fucktards.
Re: JigSaw – I really wish I could say this is from the 80's and that you would never find this now but sadly it is still that way in North Jersey, Big hair, Big Tits, Plastic Nails and Spray tans oh yeah and the orange Sun In streaks. So sad I am happy too say it mostly stays in North Jersey. Then again in South Jersey it Nascar Nation. I will just stay in Princeton, much better here.
Re: peacey – Amen sister!
hahahaha this is how it is.. reppin jersey what what!!
these people are an embarressment to our country. if most young people are really this stupid, this world doesnt stand a chance.
This is tame compared to what the mwatheads are really like….go to D'Jais or Surf Club @ 1:00am on a Saturday and you will piss your pants laughing!!!!
This is SO old. I am from "Jewville" aka Short Hills as Jen Harris put it and I am so embarrassed to be from the same town as her. That kind of trash simply does not exist here.