Jessica Simpson????
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For some inexplicable reason, Jessica Simpson is on the cover of the new Vanity Fair.
Uhmm, why??????????
Hopefully she'll talk about her failed acting career!
Here are a few HIGHlights from Simpleson's interview.
EX-HUSBAND NICK LACHEY, AND WHETHER OR NOT NEWLYWEDS AFFECTED THEIR MARRIAGE:
“I have not spoken to him in years. [As for the show,] in all honesty, I believe it did not affect our marriage. Because we enjoyed watching those episodes, and that will always be a time I cherish. It made me understand what marriage is, what love is, what commitment is.”
WHETHER ROMO HAS SEEN NEWLYWEDS:
“A couple episodes. He thought I was cute.”
MEDIA CRITICISM:
“When it comes to media criticism, that’s just something I have had to train myself—literally train myself—to ignore…. I mean, the way people make it sound, I should have never been singing in the first place…. It comes with what I do, and I know that every day the media’s going to challenge me, is going to want to bring me down. But I feel like I’m at such a place that I own myself, and it’s authentic. I own that authentic part of myself, and none of those words are harsh enough to make me believe them…. I can’t imagine saying some of the things people have said about me about anybody else.”
HER RELATIONSHIP WITH HER FATHER, JOE SIMPSON:
“I can talk to my dad like he’s my manager, and put ‘Dad’ on the back burner. We’ve been doing it since I was 13. So, at this point, we’re in a good rhythm. A lot of people find it strange, but it’s the only way I know. And I don’t care to know another way, because it suits me. And we’ve done a pretty dang good job.”
HER EARLY THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE:
“It was what we all wanted. Go to college, get married, and have babies. It was my way of thinking. At 16, every boyfriend I had I was going to marry.”
WATCHING COWBOYS GAMES WITH THE OTHER PLAYERS’ WIVES:
“It’s a nurturing place to be, around people who love their husbands, but it gives me anxiety to watch with them.”
HER FAITH:
“I’m spiritual. I live off the faith that has been instilled in me, that has never left. I’ve never let a stumbling block actually make me fall…. We all go through trials, but not one thing has ever made me question God. I have a great relationship with God. I can talk to him, get mad at him, frustrated with him. But, ultimately, my faith is what defines me.”
Who did she have to screw to get on the cover? I mean she has NO career now. SO what is she promoting exactly?
I completely agree!!! What does she do AT ALL to deserve the cover or any more coverage from any magazine?? Tell miss piggy to get some talent and a life and maybe people will care!!!
I see she hired Mariah's photoshop crew
they totally airbrushed her!
It's almost not even funny anymore how stupid she is.
maybe people should start paying more attention to people like her, who have good morals, instead of people like paris hilton or lindsay lohan
k, wait, did you say hi to her once and she ignored you or something?
Lay off her, man! She's sweet!
Im not sure what it is but everytime i hear this girls name i feel like im about to be tortured and guess what? i am. the chick is an idiot. everything is a publicity stunt. like her packing on the pounds to promote her new clothing line. LAME!
give it a rest P.
lets talk about your "acting" / "singing" career and how shit yours is compared to J's.
she's bigger than you'll ever be, and not in physical size wise (you beat her hands down)
she looks good, but sadly i think she bowed down to media pressure and lost weight after those pictures which is kinda sad
she did good in this interview, she's sweet .
FIRST OFF, LUV THE NICKNAME "SIMPLESON", LMAO, IT SUITS HER…
SECOND, AS FOR HER DAD BEING HER MANAGER AND HIM GOING A GOOD JOB, UMM NO! MAYBE THATS WHAT SHE SHOULD DO, GET RID OF HIM AND GET A NEW MANAGER, THAT MIGHT HELP HER CAREER…IT SEEMS LIKE HE HAS BEEN A PROBLEM FOR A WHILE.
She is still hotter than you PIGFACE!!!!!!!!
they could've at least put a bra on her……
Re: JenJoe – yeah great morals - a 'christian" girl that got divorced at the ripe age of like 25…….
she looks beautiful.
Stop hating, bitches. Let's see any of you haters get on Vanity Fair. Hell, get on ANY magazine cover
She didn't even go to COLLEGE, what a babbling moron.
Why do we hate this person again?
"WHETHER ROMO HAS SEEN NEWLYWEDS:
'A couple episodes. He thought I was cute.'"
Is Cute Code Word For Dumb?
JK, I Like Jessica!
She Can Be An Airhead Sometimes!!!
She wishes her body looked that good!
Its nice to see my posts take an hour to see!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKS You fat fuck….. PIGFACED HOMOTARD!!!!!!!!!
Re: JenJoe –
Good Morals? Ha! Cheating on your husband and whoring out everything sacred makes her a good role model? Maybe you're just as stupid as she is.
She looks good!
Re: AvaLovesAbs –
And didn't graduate from High School
Re: sticky_and_sweet – Yeah, tell me about it, she sucks almost as much as madonna
Re: Long Dong Connery – only an hour? pigface is getting better… morning
She looks about 40 and has zero talent.
can we say hasbeen??
"you call this fat?"
Not I call it photoshopped. Why wont she just go away?
she sounds pretty intelligent in her responses. give her a break at least it's not heidi on the cover.
Re: MissAvery –
Can you find any single bit of proof that she ever cheated?
I mean seriously, she got married way too young, she was with Nick since she was like 16, of course they were going to end up divorced eventfully. How naive are you people?
I agree with JenJoe, this girl is nothing like Paris or Lindsay but is ridiculed like she is.
Re: JigSaw – Morning Dude…..WTF…Slow posts…..
Shame on Graydon Carter for promoting yet another nothingburger. How this bimbo got to be on their cover is beyond me.
I hope the issue has bad newsstand sales.
"I can’t imagine saying some of the things people have said about me about anybody else.” — try Perez. He'd do anything to be on the cover.
Why is she on the cover her CD flop no movies coming out can you get on the cover of Vanity Fair for a shoe line?
This is exactly what she is know and will always be known for, flubbing her lines, fat, and not the marrying type. She forgot to mention how much of a drunk she is and wobbles out of restaurants and needs someone to hold her head up. She is done!
Good for her!!! People should lay off her, and that means PEREZ!!! JUST LIKE YOU WANT YOUR GAY RIGHTS AND GAY PEOPLE TO BE RESPECTED, LEARN TO RESPECT OTHERS FIRST. DONT BE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE!!!!
Meeeeeooow there are some catty bitches here! Jessica is gorgeous, that could be why she landed on the cover!
Vanity Fair is so 80s; it just doesn't even matter anymore.
The worst thing you can be in Hollyweird is a "has-been" and Jessica is definitely a has-been. She is so desperate to keep her name in the tabloids any way she can. So sad.
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Either they used a really old pictue of her, when she still had a figure or they superimposed her head on someone elses body!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
;)
Re: The Mancunian Candidate – Are you from Manchester England?
Re: alice79 –
How naive are we? How naive are you to not think it's true? Saying she was too young, it's just an excuse to use to cover up that she whored around. Blame the fact that she married young, only been with one man…whatever. Adam Levine's former bodyguard said that she was screwing him BEFORE the split was announced. People that know Adam know it's true about them sleeping together, so don't kid yourself into believing that she's the victim of countless tabloid lies.
Great big old saggy tittays…
omg, she looks absolutely beautiful! Think I have a new girlcrush!
that picture is TOTALLY airbrushed. shes not 17 anymore, and she must've had too much chicken-of-the sea, beacause she is chunky these day, we all know that Tony Romo likes a little meat on his bones!
peace, love xoxo
I wish this was to celebrate her actually DOING something!
That was one insipid and irrelevant read. I'm more interested in her supposed $400 million clothing line. Who actually buys this stuff? She's not exactly an icon of great style….I mean wasn't she performing while stuffed in a corset? I would like to see the financials on her "empire".
Re: RobPnMeShouldB – It's not so much the divorce that bothers me, it the "I'm a Christian" but I sit for these magazines and try to be all provocative. She needs to read her Bible, you aren't suppose to be setting men up to lust. Just saying.
Wasn't it just last year that she said she "still talks to Nick" and that is was something the man in her life just "needs to accept"? Suddenly, she hasn't talked to him in years…..
Looks like they treat her better then Lindsay…This one has values.lol.
Re: MissAvery –
Oh give me a fucking break. The bodyguard said it? Because there have never been fame whoring bodyguards trying to make a buck from the tabloids? Where are the pictures at? Are you really that much of an idiot?
Does anyone else think that people sound sort of crazy when they talk about god like he's a real person or something? "I have a great relationship with God. I can talk to him, get mad at him, frustrated with him." Puh-leeez!!
CAN U SAY SPANX???? these pictures are so desperate, contrived to revive a career of which there was never any to begin with. another aging bimbo desperste for work so she can buy more purses. shallow. no style AND no substance. pathetic!!! but her sister has turned out to be the cool one, the interesting one…this simpson should be sitting on the sofa with bart and homer.
Re: JoeyDub – speaking for myself, i am not in show business ergo i do not NEED to be on a magazine cover. i went to college and have a meaningful role in society.
God bless that stinking damn bitch.
I like her. And, she has a classic look that plays better than a lot of other celebs.
This dumb bitch made the cover of Vanity Fair??? WTF? I'm shocked that they would stoop so low….."IF" she was airbrushed *Jesskes* they should've airbrushed her boobs up about four inches! FLAP JACKS!
wow, just leave her alone.
Re: JigSaw – YEAH, you're right
She looks lovely. You are just jealous Perez. And all the people that says shit about her is jelaous too. I wonder what did she do to you so you insult her saying she's a "has been" not any person can make it to the cover of Vaniity Fair ,and Vanity fair is not the average magazine you find in your kiosk
Re: brat12345 – LOL!!!!!!! EXACTLY!!!!
she may seem simple but she's no hoe. Even with the
Daisey duke thing she wasn't a hoe.
her first album went double platinum.
I didn't listen to her music back then but apparently someone did.lol!
why is she in the cover of vanity fair?
shes a nobody.
i agree we should praise people with good morals not like lindsay or Paris, but Jessica isnt a good example either.
Just because shes blonde, pretty and girlfriend to Cowboys quaterback doesnt mean shes a someone. why not appreciate the girl from Slumdog Millionare, now shes pretty and has talent and good morals(:
oh, and because of her, the Cowboys went from an amazing football team to a sucky team. AND ITS ALL HER FAULT. she should be banned from the football games!!!
Perhaps she's on the cover of this magazine because a Universal Higher Power decided to shove the fucking FAT label down your punk-ass bitch throat, Perez.
Same goes for every one else who called her FAT.
And I like her answers, too. I'm liking her more everyday… she's taken on everyone's BULLSHIT and she's responding to it. Kudos to you, Jessica.
I saw the pictures, the pictures are airbrushed and photoshopped. She doesn't really look like that. She had nothing to say in this interview, as usual. It was just another fluff piece. Another desparate attempt for her dad to put her christian boobs in the magazines again.
Some people want a great career before they want marriage!
i see they missed airbrushing a pimple…forehead…upper left.
and her um, "career movers" are about to pop out of that dress.
she has no talent in anything. she can't sing, she can't act. she might as well do porn. her body is built for it. i'm sure daddy wouldn't mind!