Shia's Mom: Naked and Scary!
So, apparently, Shia LaBeouf had an "interesting" childhood and he felt the desperate need to share it with Playboy magazine. Dr. Phil was busy!
He shares some interesting tidbits about his past, including his parent's frequent drug use and his Mom's tendency to walk around naked when his friends were around.
In the June issue, he recalls how weird it was having his "little buds over and Mom's, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever." Creepy!
And sometimes, she wasn't even alone: "She's in the middle of goddess-group time, where it's literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another's bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time."
On top of living in a nudist camp, he also recalls his parents liberal attitude towards drugs. "Marijuana was always around."
But perhaps the most disturbing fact to come out of this little one-on-one was that Shia loves his Mom WAY more than a grown man should.
"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother," he says. "She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."
It actually does sound REALLY sick, Shia.
We recommend spending that Transformer money on some therapy.
[Image via WENN.]
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I used to love him
now i'm just creeped out
I feel bad for any women he ever meets and dates. They'll never compare to his mummy issues
i saw a photo of his mom and she looks like a witch. his parents were hippies and had shia sell hot dogs in the park when he was 3 years old. he weird and so are his parents.
You are a fucking scumbag for putting this out there…Lowest of life.
Doesn't he have a publicist by now ? I met his mammy years ago near echo park. She makes jewelry and miss lady is a TRIP !!! Lovely women !!!! A real GYPSY..
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thats some dr phil shit there!!!
creepy!!
this is not news or gossip
NOT cool
Re: Trophy Wife – woteva this is some freaky stuff!!
No wonder he's so fucked up.
…………………..omg!
this CANNOT be true…. oh shia please deny it!!
He doesn't need therapy, he needs to stop getting high before he does interviews. What a douche.
So? His mom smokes herb and goes skyclad with her friends…if my mom would have done shit like that I would thought she was as hot as fuck, too.
EWWWWWWWWWWW!! Idiot wants to bang his mother!! Grossssssssssssssss!!!!
what ever. i dont judge.
its kinda weird though.
eww that's creepy,can we now go back to R-Patz! vote for him on mtv
I just threw up in my mouth a little. Gross!!! EWWWW!
Ew his mother is FREAKIN ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She-a Lebeeyotch is just trying to get some publicity for the new transformers movie. I've seen his mother and she is not hot. He's mentions all this before about his parents being hippies and how he smoked pot with his father at 13. He better watch out or he'll be put in jail again
Oooooh noooooo! Why did he have to go there!
THATS PRETTY WIERD, BUT WHATS WIERDER, I HAD FRIENDS THAT WERE LIKE THAT…AND THEIR PARENTS WERE NUDIST AND THEY ALL WALKED AROUND NAKED…NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKED IN THE HEAD NOW, SO I GUESS THEY WERENT DAMAGED TOO BAD…BUT IT AINT MY CUP OF TEA…
Damn… we should start calling him Oedipus.
Oedipus complex, anyone???
pretty odd
*speechless* O_O
So in other words, he can only get hot women in the movies and not in real life.
Yeah sorry, not gossip, not news….just the product of hippies doing his thing. Get over it.
Ummm…seriously though….for future reference….that's just stuff people should never publicly admit.
it's understandable to think that your mother is an attractive person..but to call her the sexiest woman he knows is super creepy. and anyway.. have you seen his mother?!?
SO WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyone else thinks he either a) needs therapy , b) doesn't get out much or c) is sick in the head
WOOOOOOOOOOOW. Ha ahah ahaha ha. ha…..ha
ha
Re: magentapyramid – LOL
Perez, you know nothing about a boy's love for his mother because you're fucking gay.
Anyways…it's different and it's liberal…but i don't think it is THAT creepy…i am being extremely open-minded, here.
classic example of too much info!!!
EW I JUST SAW A PICTURE
HIS MOTHER LOOKS LIKE A TRANSVESTITE HOBO!
thats some oedipus shiz right there
Ummm that is way weird! I mean it's just sick and creepy!
Wtf?! Who says that lmao!! Wheres a good publicist when you need one!! Someone needs to do some **MAJOR DAMAGE CONTROL**!
Wow….creepy…
just googled her, it wasnt pretty
i think she babied him too much as a child.
*wonders if this will have the same effect on his career as the Oprah couch-jumping did on Tom Cruise's*
I don't know whether to admire his candor and appreciate him for being different, or just be totally repulsed by those weird Mother-love issues.
Some things should just stay in your head and not come out of your mouth.
He's is so FUCKING UGLY! As for the mother thing, it's been around for a long time: Odephus/Ediphus (probably spelled wrong).
Re: Spindoc – LOL funny
My Dad is handsome, but I wont say I would marry him. That part is what makes it creepy! My brother is handsome, but I wont say I would marry him. That just makes it creepy. I am a big fan of his, still am, now I just think he is a little weirder or maybe not as hot anymore!
He's got to be joking! I've seen his mother, she looks like a beach ball
Re: babybleau – Sexy isn't always about looks.
ew. i just googled his mom, she's gross. like, gross.
Okay, that's a little too gross. It's one thing to admire your mom, but to marry her…? What if his parents told him he's adopted, will he propose to his adoptive mom right then and there?
Yesterday D l i s t e d had a photo of Shia with his mother. She is a fat, unkempt, ugly woman that looks like an old gypsy..
BARRRRRRRF
That's so sick.
good boy to his mummy!
Well, talking about it is a start.
lmfaooooooooooo!
what a creep!
wtf is wrong with this guy?
I had a lil crush on shia labeouf…………until now.
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ha! not at all surprised - this little weirdo is an idiot - River Phoenix's parents were also fucked up hippies that subjected their kids to their graphic love making with the kids right in the bed - he was odd and talentless (and had a chin) but was at least pleasant - this douche has NOTHING
Why is everyone so creeped out by the natural body? I don't think there's anything wrong with being naked. That's how it was meant to be
Someone has some serious unresolved Oedipal issues…
Wow…that's uh…really wierd. o_o But the again, he WAS raised by naked hippies!
Sounds like mom needed a MAN in her life instead of a bunch of humming women. SAD story. I feel sorry for her because she needed so much attention from Shia's friends and from her own friends. But I think she might have some mental issues as well…
wow..just…wow….thats….ew.
Can you say Oedipus complex?? Whoa Shia! I wouldn't admit that if I was you…
Anyone that names their kid Shia isn't all there anyway… fucked up family, no matter how ya slice it.
issues? I'll say! For fucks sake Shia, keep this shit to yourself!
yea its kinda creepy, but when you think about it 95% of all men want a wife like their mother, men idolize their mothers from the day they are born. its the same with women. every man would love a wife like their mother
i don't think it's sick at all…it's a rather enlightened viewpoint and shows that he truly knows and appreciates his mother in a way that very few people do. that he admits she's sexy doesn't mean he wants to have sex with her.
That was very weird and disturbing….. EWWWWWWW
If you've read enough quotes and/or interviews from Shia, you know he's kind of joking. He always goes over the top with his comments. He often exaggerates in his statements. He often is full of hyperbole. Don't freak out. It's a Playboy interview. The interviewer also had a lot to do with this.
Re: gizawot – Yes but there should be limits. This is a little "too strange" even for Hollywood…I dont wanna know it. Not journalism in my opinion.
That was so creepy. He managed to scare the shit out of me…
I dont really find it THAT odd.
And his mom might be the sexiest woman he knows but he is definitely the sexiest man I know, just saying.
I'm sure he's kidding… if not, he is sick.
EWW. He always seemed a little fucked up.
fucking sexy i would marry him in an instant yummy
i suspect he might have meant his mother has qualities that he would like to find in a partner. i can't say for sure without reading the rest of the interview. i think you should lay off jumping to conclusions especially since you've had to eat crow in the past, perez!
Now I know if he acts weird in any way we only have the upbringing to blame.
Um. Creepy.
Where did this guy, Shit LeBeef, come from? And who cares?
I knew there was a reason I didn't like this kid.
Im glad Shia put this out there, it only adds to his mystique.
Give me a call shia, and tell me all about it.
Re: Novanessa – You are a sick thing.
Shit LaDouche is way boring
CREEPY
Re: THC_baybee – Gay boys know nothing about love for their mothers??? That's the funniest thing I've read all day!!!!
Ummm…EW, that's effed up.
I can't get over all of the people saying that this is weird because his mom is ugly. If she were hotter, it'd be okay??? No! It's weird BECAUSE SHE'S HIS MOM!
I agree with katyb…too bad for any woman who tries to date him. No one will ever measure up to Mommy. Eeesh!
Aww! That's not sick, it's sweet
It's kind of sad when you consider LaBeouf's douchebag behavior in the context of his upbringing. But a lot of kids have mentally unbalanced parents, and manage to survive their childhoods and turn out to be functional adults.
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I think that LaBeouf is in denial - he KNOWS that his head is fucked up, but something is stopping him from getting the help that he KNOWS that he needs. In a previous interview, LaBeouf admitted that he used to take a dump into his underwear and sit around the house playing video games with the filth still there, in full view of his mother. If that kind of waped behavior isn't a (seriously misguided) attempt to fit in with his parents, I don't know what is…
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LaBeouf IS smart, and DOES have talent, but losing himself in booze, drugs or god knows what other kind of debased behavior is NOT the answer.
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(btw - "Shia" is his grandfather's name, so I can cut him some slack for that).
was he being sarcastic? i have always really liked him since his disney days (another odd thing to say), but, well, that's just weird… it's clear he has a dark side tho- maybe this is his little secret. weird, i just don't even know what to make of it… also, very weird to me that he even did a playboy interview. wtf? i am just perplexed by everything about this… more perplexed at him and this interview than his weird mtoher's goddess group even… does make me wish i knew shia more though… what an interesting guy he must be. notice, he never smiles… have you ever seen him smile? something interesting inside that guy…
YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND HE'S JUST JOKING!
Sounds like someone has a major Oedipus Complex
i wasnt into him before, but that really made me like him a lot.
sounds like he had a pretty interesting upbringing.
shia le barf is such a wanker
and even worse he cant act
this is one strrrange attempt at getting transformers 2 some publicity. . .
he is hot, though.
Sigmond Freud is laughing in his grave right now