Stroke It!
Filed under: Jessica Biel > Justin Timberlake > Zportz > Love Line


Occasional hottie and semi-regular douchebag Justin Timberlake had some spare time this weekend.
On Saturday, the singer took his boyfriend, Jessica Biel, along as he headed to the New York Golf Center to practice his swing.
The two even made sure not to be photographed together as they left.
How cute!
It's okay, Justin. We wouldn't want to be seen next to her either - or you!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: May 4, 2009 at 12:45 pm




wtf did Justin do 2 Perez? dat hes such a douche?
HE BE STROKEN…STROKEN TO THE EAST, STROKEN TO THE WEST, STROKEN WITH THE BIEL THAT HE LOVES BEST…LMAO
i agrree with you justin is a hottie
Hey Porky…how the fuck do you stroke it with pork hocks?????????
they're so cute and sporty
omg perez, you're so mean to jessica b. I actually think straight men find her VERY attractive. lol….my husband sure does.
omg !!!!
Ouch Perez! Who shit in your cereal this morning?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, boyfriend indeed.
Good one fatso.
why is jessica biel a boyfriend…?
This makes no fuckin sense. Do you read your copy before you post?
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
LOL
i like these post!
KEEP EVIL PEREZ
Re: UrMajestyMsG – That song is an oldie….WTF… LOL
you kinda got me excited though….LOL
sssssssssssssssss
Wait, you mean to tell me that these are two more self-absorbed, narcissistic celebrities? I'm shocked! They are ALL social retards and that's why they had the drive to become famous. So people would finally notice them. Sad, sad people. Thanks for your site Perez so we can actually tell asshole's like them that they aren't loved by everyone and not everyone will kiss their ugly asses.
Mmmmm I love me some JT.
She is nothing special.
Re: Long Dong Connery – YEAH IT IS OLD, BUT IT FITS THE SUBJECT…LOL…JUST DONT GET TOO EXCITED AND STROKE IT TOO HARD…LMAO
why is justin so douchey?
i love him forever
OMG he is sooo fucken sexy
I'm beginning to wonder what I ever saw in JT. RPatz makes him look like he's trying wayyy too hard. He's so 2006.
YOUR AN ASSHOLE PEREZ. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE DOUCHE NOT JUSTIN. IF YOU HATE HIM THAT MUCH THEN STOP WRITING ABOUT HIM. YOU HATE ALL CELEBRITIES THAT HATE THE PAPS OR AREN'T JAIL BAIT.
Are you kidding?! What I wouldn't give to be next to JT! Course…I would probably rape him if I got to close. He's so f-cking sExY!
It does seem more like a bro-mance…party like I do little girl n try to
look happy? She's not good at faking happy…n he's a 21yr old partier…in
his mind.
I don't know what to make of it either.lol
i fucking LOVE justin! i'm 33, which i know is too old to have a crush on a celeb, but WOWWWWWW
perez ur a fat ugly pig looking fuck who spends his time on the internet all day bashing celebs.
justin timberlake is a talented sexy tall amazing singer/artist whos accomplished more in a week then you can do in a lifetime.
you would never be seen with him? more like he'd never ever EVER be seen with your pathetic ass. you'd be lucky if he even looked at you
Jessica is gorgeoussss.
JT is not only gorgeous, but extremely talented and very humble, as well. He’s the most talented modern-day male artist on the scene. JT is a great singer, songwriter, producer, dancer and musician. His “Justified” and “FutureSex/LoveShow” concerts were two of the best I’ve ever been to. Such stage presence! All of these traits are what makes him even sexier. I must say, though, I am glad he returned to the clean-shaven/longer hair look. Resembles the late-*NSYNC/early “Justified” days. Anyone who talks crap on Justin is clearly jealous, like Perez! (By the way, anyone else agree that he wears those sweatpants very well? Haha).
what happened to her. she used to be so cute— and every time i see her i think, why doesn't she have her hair highlighted and some eye makeup on! (and, for the record, i hate highlights- but she needs them b/c she looks so BLAH always! get her some highlights black eyeliner and permanent false eyelashes puhlease… julianne hough and jessica simpson are about the only two women i've seen that can still look cute with no eye makeup.)
I would have love to have see you closing your eyes during the concert while mat
I'm sorry but JT looks like the little dorky kid that sat in the back of the classroom that got picked on for eating his boogers…………NOT HOT!
Oo i was first YAY!
Jessica!!!! FIND ANYONE MORE ATTRACTIVE AND MORE FUN!!!!! DATE TIMBERLAKE IT'S LAME!
I don't think Justin T is anything great himself. I don't find him attractive at all. Jessica Biel may not be that attractive, but she isn't masculine. You think she is masculine? My mom thinks she isn't pretty at all, but my boyfriend thinks she's pretty.