Completely Gratuitous

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Thank you Elle!

The hawtness that is Megan Fox sizzles in the new issue of the fashion mag.

Now when is she and Angie gonna star in a movie together????

Must happen!

Posted: May 5, 2009 at 10:30 am / Email this »

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DeeplySuperficial says – reply to this

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There is no such thing as a bad picture of her!!!!
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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OMG SHE IS SOOO BEAUTIFUL…IM COMPLETELY STR8, BUT SHE MAKES ME WONDER…LOL…
amy xx:) says – reply to this

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just plain beautiful
29 says – reply to this

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absolutely gorgeous
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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AS FOR HER AND ANGIE STARRING IN A MOVIE TOGETHER…WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT…BUT SHE IS TOTALLY GIVING ANG A RUN FOR HER MONEY IN THE MOST BEAUTS RACE…AND I THINK SHE MIGHT BE TAKING THE LEAD….
Suzy Q says – reply to this

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HOT!!!
youreawesome says – reply to this

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I can't decide if she's gorgeous or scary looking.
Star Spangled Eurotrash says – reply to this

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She looks so much better without that orange mystic tan they slapped on her in Transformers.
Shelleybean says – reply to this

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She's hot her tats are not
duckyhead says – reply to this

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It's when ARE she and Angie fucktwat…..You have a much too big audience to make asshole gramatical mistakes…..
mvp says – reply to this

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PHOTOSHOP
JigSaw says – reply to this

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wow shows as much skin as miss calif, but you are all over her. double standard much?
badASSbrunette says – reply to this

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SHE IS HOT….LOVE THE TAT
ring says – reply to this

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Welcome to the Angelina Jolie wannabe club! How about a movie with Megan Fox, Nadya Suleman and Angelina? Must happen! NOT!
DiveOnASpikeAlready says – reply to this

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That tattoo is nasty!
guiltypleazure says – reply to this

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Great idea! They could pass as sisters, a team of crime-fighting herione's!
Captive says – reply to this

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åhhh Looove her
angelikauri99 says – reply to this

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She is beautiful but she is more like a model acting then an actress modeling you know.
She is talentless, she knows it and thats why she exploit he sexuality.
Angelina Jolie is a talented actress but exploit her sexuality because she has no self steem.
I hope they never make a movie together. Angelina wouldn't! Whats next, a ride to the park with 8 mom?? c'mon
uababe90 says – reply to this

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She's got a great body but put a bag over her face. Just like Angie.
Alexis MioAmoreDesign says – reply to this

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Megan Fox is absolutely the haaawtnessss!!! Does she have a tatoo on her arm, I never noticed that!!! Anyway, she is perfect, beautiful, amazing…. Have you seen the pics for Jennifers (I mean, Megan's) Body? Wow! =)

Alex - Professional Cutie
www.mioamoredesign.com
=meowmeow= says – reply to this

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not hot. plastic bitch. there are plenty of prettier girls out there.
mstal says – reply to this

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She is beyond hot! What does the tattoo on her back say? Something about laughting at butterflies?!?
AtotheJ says – reply to this

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Well Perez this is the one thing we both agree on!!!!!!!!!!

She lookin fierrccee!!!!

Oh Megan how I love you!!!!
amandadixon420 says – reply to this

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I wanna c her and brad pitt do a move together. That would piss her off.
justsayin23 says – reply to this

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That would be an idea. Angie could play her Mom!
NativeNYer says – reply to this

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Re: =meowmeow= – I agree. She's a bit plastic. When she was on Hope & Faith she looked nothing like she does now. Looking at this pictures, she really doesn't impress me, her face is oddly shaped. The tats are horrible and trashy looking just like Angelina's.
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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12 Jig, Hello! Oh, I see you don't know the difference between a celebrity with no agenda and a hypocrite using her platform for something other than what she was elected for? And at the same time showing titty?
Please, just come out of the closet! You will be so much happier! Maybe you will find a marriage that will last?
LeRomantique says – reply to this

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Those are horrible pictures! She looks like CGI on the cover… I hate photoshop, she looks perfect in real life… how can you touch up perfection!?!?!?!?
Synik says – reply to this

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Megan is much prettier, but if you were to put her and Angelina together in a movie, she should play Megan's mother (snark). After all, she has already done it for Colin Farrell.
THanson says – reply to this

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she looks like a man… what the fuck is she wearing in the bottom left? the bottom right looks trashy..
CurlEgirl08 says – reply to this

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She is so beautiful. Angelina could play her MOM! LOL!!
olympia says – reply to this

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Way too skinny and vampiresque!
iluvhulk says – reply to this

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Why doesn't someone make fun of HER wonky eye????

LOL - who am I kidding - I am soo jealous!
hotel283 says – reply to this

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Let's hope she and crazy Angie do "Where the Boys Aren't # 35" - we'll get Janine to come out of retirement and work those two tarts over but good.
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she's okay looking, not the goddess everyone makes her to be - it's perfect she's going out with that 90210 loser, she's on has-been road at the corner of never-was ave.
Dick Gozinya says – reply to this

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Yea, Angie can play her grandmother. Get over that old bag!
tigolbitties says – reply to this

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Angelina couldn't take the comparison. She will never want to pass the baton.
cripbabe111 says – reply to this

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honestly, I don't get what you people see in this plastic hag. her eyes are totally wonky and are practically on opposite sides of her face and her choice in men is utterly questionable. and don't get me started on her tatts - the one on her arm of Monroe is not only hideous, but it's done badly. another 'hobag w/no talent -
smh@ppl says – reply to this

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She is ugly. I cannot believe people think she is gorgeous and all that. She is an overrated knock off wannabe Angelina Jolie. She has a huge face, big forehead, one big eye and regular eye - a damn horse face. Wears to much make up and looks like a damn drag queen.
girl interrupted says – reply to this

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it's angelina and everyone else. she's a knock off version
r_becca says – reply to this

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she is just stunning, i love her.
i like that they didn't airbrush off her tattoos. they look hot.

hopefully her an Angelina NEVER star in anything together.
Angelina is a ho bag.
buggaboo says – reply to this

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angelina wannabe…why? plus angelina has made wonderful movies what does megan have oh wait transformers..oh yea such a great actress
fuzzypickles says – reply to this

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i hate angelina and this bitch… but angie is like 100% better looking….

this bitch kinda looks like a fart with a lazy eye.. and ur tats are trashy not "deep".
ugh the bottom left picture… i can smell her from here….
@v@ says – reply to this

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Nice. In no way does she look masculine or tranny-esque. I hope she exorcises that old tape that she runs in her head. Throws it right out.
ItalianWonder says – reply to this

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it's, "Now when ARE she and Angie …" you piece of cuban cow shit
Baby Gorilla says – reply to this

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Jennifer Connelly is beautiful. Megan Fox is just slutty.
hells.bells.misa says – reply to this

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UGH!!! This is awful. I actually think she is a beautiful girl, but she looks A HOT TRANNY MESS in these pics!!!
maxie pad says – reply to this

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tatoos are for streetwalkers and junkies, not for movie stars
beija-flor says – reply to this

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She has a body! But I really don't like her face.
Angelina's face is more beautiful.
LiLu Multipass says – reply to this

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A dog dressed in clothes is still a dog
urhavinalaff says – reply to this

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TRANNY
Brainiac says – reply to this

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Yeah, sure, I'd like to see that film. Two skinny bitches pretending to be physically powerful in "Lara Croft: Womb Raider"
Christ, I could knock them both out in two seconds.
Twixxbars says – reply to this

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she looks great! i love her! she's so beautiful.
I don't get why ppl compare her with skankolie. Megan is 10 billion times better and has more class than skakolie. please stop .
JessIsMadeOfAwesomeness says – reply to this

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she's a beautiful girl, but the cover was blatently airbrushed. she's already beautiful enough, no need to airbrush her!
vampyra says – reply to this

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You know what would be really funny? If this chick turned out to be a dude….That would really be funny.
AmbrosiaRose says – reply to this

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Here and Angelina in a movie together, no it must NOT happen. The only resemblance she has to Angelina is that they both have an exotic type of beauty, that's IT. Perez you get overly HAWT talking about these females, you sure you're not BI? Well I guess y ou're nothing yet, you do have to have sex SOMETIME Perez. I personally think you're afraid of GAY sex. Now that would be showing your FULL support for Gay unions Perez. Go get some for the team.
AMO says – reply to this

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Angelina who???
@v@ says – reply to this

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Re: Baby Gorilla – Jennifer Connelly was beautiful; but she looks so bony most of the time now that I wondered if she was going to expire. Megan Fox has actual flesh on her body.
twixxx says – reply to this

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She's hot. I'd be gay for her.

I believe that she got a nose job, but people have been saying she got a boob job? Is that true?
@v@ says – reply to this

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Whoah. She looks almost exactly like a young Ava Gardner on Perfect People.net, first row photo far right. (minus the chin dimple.)
kaygee22 says – reply to this

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Yeah she's hot for a drag queen. She has no classiness to her looks, I don't know I'm not buying the whole "she's so gorgeous" thing. She looks way to harsh.
Scott666 says – reply to this

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IS A LESBIAN SCENE WITH HER AND JENNIFER CONNELY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!?!?!?
kaygee22 says – reply to this

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Re: Baby Gorilla – I could not agree more!!!
imbeth12365 says – reply to this

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I don't think she is all that.
Scott666 says – reply to this

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Megan and Angelina doing some lesbian shit would be awesome too!!!
Jungltemptress says – reply to this

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Holy crap, she's so hot
CaviarDreamer says – reply to this

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oh, if i were a lesbian . . .
Brainiac says – reply to this

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Re: AMO –
LMAO First chuckle of my day, thanks.
kroush9712 says – reply to this

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She is literally one of the sexiest women I've ever seen! She makes me want to be a lesbian…
Starbella says – reply to this

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i think she got tattoos because she was inspired by angelina jolie. she just doesnt seem original enough to get them because she likes them….oh well
foxfan says – reply to this

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no words to describe the awesome and beautiful that is megan fox.
jemms says – reply to this

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the tats have to go…looks trashy
bitesize says – reply to this

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gorgeous face but body is clearly photoshopped!!
HunnyB says – reply to this

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What a skank! Hate this bitch!
Heart Of Me says – reply to this

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So pretty!
k_lala says – reply to this

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lol the reason m. fox has never had the honor or opportunity of starring in a movie with a. jolie is because, um, look at megan's credentials…like seven marykate and ashley pretween movies and lez-lo hohan's "confessions of a teenage drama queen" which bombedddd hella! her only "real" role was beside disney boy shia labeauf who actually grew up to be an amazing actor! fox plays the same roles in every movie :/ angelina is the oppostite: classy, versatile, deep, dark, original!
k_lala says – reply to this

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plus- doesn't anyone think she looks like a tranny? you can't compensate with rhinoplasty and breast implants for long
allieSUN says – reply to this

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why is she so thin!!!!
Aspen*LaBeouf says – reply to this

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She's too gorgeous. I love that girl. She's the best.
fuzzypickles says – reply to this

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Re: Baby Gorilla – artie is a sexy mofo in that picture
Llamaland says – reply to this

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Those tattoos make her look so trashy.
JaneJaneJaney says – reply to this

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i like the second and third pictures of her but i think the first one is sorta fug… her eyebrows are arched too unnaturally high
DangerousLittlePixie says – reply to this

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Awwwwwwwww, how cute!
An Angelina Jolie wannabe!
Oh darling, join the club. Angie's gorgeous, but this is a knockoff version.
Not a good one at that, either!

BTW, how fast can you say Photoshop and plastic surgery?
ayorosaaa says – reply to this

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wow can she be any prettier ?
EmilyT. says – reply to this

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megan is better looking than angelina
for some reason.
katers91 says – reply to this

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She's so gorgeous but she looks better with more meat on her.
BLUZULU says – reply to this

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Man this chick is so fucking hot!!! I have never seen her look bad! Fucking Gorgeous!!!
abeatleaday says – reply to this

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I was expecting the photos to be better. She isn't anything special, but I can see why people love her.
Love her tattoos though.
i4sandy says – reply to this

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She is WAYYYYYYYY PRETTIER than the home wrecker…she is a real beauty not the home wrecker jolie
flatulentmama says – reply to this

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she has an amazing face! but honestly, she is so fucking thin. she has a 12 year old's body~lmao. i know everyone always says "oh celebs are so thin!" but she just doesn't look right. look at that waist!
AirJordin says – reply to this

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Love u megan
du1387 says – reply to this

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Thank you Jesus!
steffffx says – reply to this

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she is SO much prettier than angelina.