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Straight Up, It Doesn't Suck!

Filed under: Paula Abdul

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We actually like it!

Paula Abdul has released a fab new song, Here For The Music, made precisely for the dancefloors.

Will anyone other than the gays like it? We're not sure.

But we do!

The song is actually an old Kylie Minogue reject. The Australian dynamo recorded it as a demo but never officially released it.

Check out Paula's take on Here For The Music, which she is performing "live" on Idol, below.

Thoughts???

P.S. Click here to listen to the Kylie version.

We like Paula's better!

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91 comments to “Straight Up, It Doesn't Suck!”



  1. 1

    I HEARD THE LAST CRAP THAT SHE RELEASED, AND I MUST SAY, THAT IM TOO FRIGHTENED TO LISTEN TO THIS….



  2. 2

    Wow…I actually don't hate it. It's not amazing or anything but it doesn't suck either.



  3. 3

    Her voice does not mesh well with a vocoder.



  4. 4

    Your right its not bad….its horrible.



  5. 5

    OMG..I actually like it!



  6. 6

    WTF????
    So if you are NOT gay most likely you won't enjoy Paula Abdul??? LOl this is more than ridicolous, it's offensive to STRAIGHT ppl, I'm straight and I always loved Paula's music and guess what Perez? I also happen to enjoy music made for the dancefloors! OMG am I turning gay because of that??? Well I thought that being gay was way more complicated than that!
    Now I see why no gay organization supported you openly and took your side during your public feud with the Miss, having a gay person like you as an example to a whole community trying hard to stand out and be recognized with the same rights as everyone else should be really shameful!
    If all gay ppl where like you be sure I had NO sympathy for them!

  7. dd says – reply to this


    7

    Too synthesized. Makes me think they are trying to hide/fix her vocals. Also Paula is too old for this shit.

  8. @v@ says – reply to this


    8

    Nice dance groove. I can see how a former dance might crank this one out. : )



  9. 9

    i think this is awful
    plus she's way too old
    2 thumbs down!



  10. 10

    OMG!!! all u haters STFU!!!! THIS TRACK IS AWESOME, ADMIT IT, IT'S CATCHY AND U LOVE IT!!!!



  11. 11

    WOOT WOOT, FIRST…

  12. @v@ says – reply to this


    12

    Way more bottom end, punch and teeth than Speidi's. Ha.



  13. 13

    I like it!! I grew up with Straight Up and those albums, this sounds like those. I'd toatlly listen to this!! Good job Paula!! Now if only we can get Heidi to STOP singing!!



  14. 14

    This song SUXXXXXXXXXX.

  15. @v@ says – reply to this


    15

    Re: dd – Been a long time since you went clubbing?



  16. 16

    Sorry, not a fan at all.



  17. 17

    I like it. Not an amazing hook, but it's still danceable and that. People will hate because it's Paula, but if RiRi or some other current artist released this, people would love it.



  18. 18

    I like Paula's version a lot, and it's much better than Kylie's. I hope it becomes a hit!



  19. 19

    No thanks



  20. 20

    Kind of sad that someone her age is singing this.



  21. 21

    I like neither..they both suck. I think Kylie knew what she was doing when she decided not to release it…



  22. 22

    I think it's awesome! Nice job, Paula and co.!

    Kate27, you're full of hateful venom. Perez meant it to be funny bc gays love dance music with female vocals. It wasn't meant to offend anyone. Obviously you've got issues.



  23. 23

    NOT A HIT! CERTAINLY NOT A TOP 10. DATED 90'S POP SHIT NO MODERN SOUND TO IT. IT NEEDS A REMIX BAD. SORRY PAULA [PRESSES BUZZER]. NEXT!



  24. 24

    Re: conductenor – Lol I have no "issues" with Perez, I'm not expecting you to read every single post of mine but there were times when I gave Perez a thumb up for his remarks but this time I don't think he is meaning to be "funny", he has an agenda against straight ppl and gays who are not of his like like "The Gayken" and others… I'm just here to make a point in favor of straight ppl cause his comment to me was pretty offensive. Paula is everyone's icon and her music should be for everyone!



  25. 25

    KYLIE HAS THE BETTER VOICE, HERS IS BETTER… PAULA SOUNDS DRUNK.



  26. 26

    I don't dance music, it gives me a headache.



  27. 27

    Not my kind of music. Sounds like a Britney Spears song with different vocals.



  28. 28

    Very lame, retro (and not in a knowing way) and cheesy. And I could hook my vacuum up to my computer and it could "sing" was well as Paula.

  29. AMO says – reply to this


    29

    That's the corniest song I've ever heard.



  30. 30

    horrible!



  31. 31

    meh. nothing special. probably wouldn't buy it now get all happy when it plays in teh club

  32. @v@ says – reply to this


    32

    Re: simone20 – Yeah, cuz no one over 30 is supposed to enjoy ANY musicality. Bite me.



  33. 33

    about that… Only gay people would like this…



  34. 34

    Re: Kate27 – DONT TAKE OFFENSE. PEREZ INSULTS ALL STRAIGHT PPL. THAT'S HIS FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND WHY IT'S ONLY IN A BLOG CUZ ANYWHERE ELSE HE BE CANCELED ASAP. BASIS OF HIS RANTS AIMED AT MISS CALI WHO LOOKS BETTER THAN PEREZ CLOTHED OR NAKED. PEREZ QUEEN IS JUST A JEALOUS FUCKTARD. JUST SAYIN.



  35. 35

    All you idiots don't bitch about madonna being "too old" for her music. STFU! I sort of like Paulas voice. But this doesn't really sound like her. I do like it though!



  36. 36

    Paula's a nice girl. She's just DITZY as hell!



  37. 37

    I like it!! Go Paula!



  38. 38

    Paula, you are way to old to be recording songs like this! Leave them for the Brit-Brit and Ga-Gas of this world.



  39. 39

    I Like It..but Kylie's also sounds good..



  40. 40

    Re: xcalibur – Totally agree he is a fucktart! lol!



  41. 41

    it's no better/no worse than the crap that is out today!



  42. 42

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  43. 43

    hey dont forget that KYLIE'S is only a DEMO!! not fully produced but at least she doesnt need her voice all destortrd to sound good!!!! i prefer KYLIE'S!!!!!



  44. 44

    She hasnt got talent. .im bored of her



  45. 45

    Uh, I am gay and I think it sucks. Dull, boring just like Paula.

  46. ONIT says – reply to this


    46

    I know the Minogue version for years now. It's one of my favorite songs and I don't like the Abdul version at all.



  47. 47

    i love you Paula but… this is SUPER cheesy. seriously, drop the 80's thing and try to get current already!



  48. 48

    I m loving iT!



  49. 49

    is it me or does perez secretly like paula?



  50. 50

    OMG, loves it!!!



  51. 51

    I think it sounds AWESOME!!!



  52. 52

    Eew, Paula's too old to be singing about "making out" and "turning guys on"! :P



  53. 53

    it's not as bad as i thought it would be



  54. 54

    I prefer Madonna's MUSIC!!!



  55. 55

    I JUST LOVE IT!!!! amazing…. paula ur so cool I love u



  56. 56

    One word…

    SHITE! x

  57. ONIT says – reply to this


    57

    What's next, Paula? What about Can't Get You Out Of My Head? LOL



  58. 58

    Listening to that makes my neck hurt…. Where are my pills?



  59. 59

    its so filtered. how is she even gonna sing this live? it will sound so different? i hope she does good though but i have a feeling im going to be embarressed for her

  60. dark1 says – reply to this


    60

    it blows, just like her music usually does.

  61. iJosh says – reply to this


    61

    HOTTNESS!



  62. 62

    damnit! I totally wanted to hate this, and…I don't. Actually, I can't get it out of my head. Grrr, Paula, why couldn't you have put out boring crap instead of super catchy stuff…damn.



  63. 63

    This is a vile piece of she shit, she will continue to STEAL Kylie tracks like this one and Boombox.



  64. 64

    It's actually pretty good well at least better than I expected it would be but she's still crazy (not in the good way)



  65. 65

    I LOVE IT!!!!!!! I love Paula, this is a good song to start her inevitable comeback! You go girl!



  66. 66

    wow, I love it!!

    Great job Paula, can't wait for Wednesday!



  67. 67

    Paula's AMAZING!!

    Gotta love her!

  68. smkid says – reply to this


    68

    Kylie's is way better!



  69. 69

    I like the Paula version better.



  70. 70

    omg paula &&all those pills…….lol shes probably out of it while recording this, lol btw not bad at all



  71. 71

    they had to use vocal effects to mask the fact that her voice suxks and she can't sing!



  72. 72

    I heard both, but imho Paula's version sounds too "made for tv". I like the original better ((shrugs))



  73. 73

    Kylie for the win



  74. 74

    One word comes to mind as I listen: BARFTASTIC … Yuckie, and horrible, she is an old greedy tranny and she sucks balls, big balls.



  75. 75

    i like it



  76. 76

    I love it and love Paula



  77. 77

    Honey, if I was on American Idol and I heard this piece of dated shit, I'd be like…This bitch is judging me sing? Shows you what sick, ass backwards world we live in.



  78. 78

    Sorry - Kylie did hers yeeeeaaaars ago now.
    This is a great update on it - but as it's now the SECOND Kylie track shes ripped off from the Minogue Reject Attic (she also did a version of "Boombox") you can't really give Paula any credit here.

    The vocal is also VERY "Posh Spice" as well.
    Vocoded to all hell!

    Nice try…but perhaps best left to someone who can pull it off.



  79. 79

    seriously. . .this song is crap. sounds like every fabricated pop star out there. .



  80. 80

    i dont really hate it but its not something i would normally listen to



  81. 81

    kylie's version is much better!!!!!!!!!!! but i wish paula would make a proper comeback. hope this leads to more from her music-wise.



  82. 82

    Great pic. I would SO give her a facial.



  83. 83

    Too much vocoder, but its manageable



  84. 84

    Perez I have to say I actually Love this song. Its about Paula brings out something new….
    I listen to the Kylie version I like paula's better.



  85. 85

    uh….she sounds like Heidi Montag…argh!



  86. 86

    im sorry its not very good. its just i cant imagine her turning someone on



  87. 87

    That song sucks………..bad.



  88. 88

    Loved it!!! Great song just listened to it 3 times…



  89. 89

    That's her voice??!!??? Isn't it a bit young???



  90. 90

    Much better than that other song she released. Not bad. Doesn't sound like much of a radio hit though…



  91. 91

    Alright, heres the deal with this song. I actually kind of like it, but prefer Kylie's version. She has a much better voice and does not need to be as enhanced as Paula. Paula can dance, we know this… but what keeps Kylie from dancing is the fact that she holds the microphone and actually sings! Yes Paula did write Spinning Around for Kylie's comeback, but honestly, Paula seems to really want to take after Kylie! That will not happen because Paula has nothing on Kylie!