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Last month, the director of Russia's famous State Hermitage Museum gave permission to have Madonna perform a concert on Palace Squares this August.

Madge will be touring Europe on her Sticky & Sweet tour, which starts back up July 4th in London.

A promoter from Planet Plus said that "Hermitage Director Mikhail Piotrovsky signed the documentation allowing the concert by Madonna on Dvortsovaya Ploshchad (Palace Square). All requirements for holding concerts on Dvortsovaya Ploshchad have been met."

However…..

Director Piotrovsky also requested that Madonna guarantee her concert wouldn't contain any swearing or blasphemy and is said to have expressed doubts as to whether Palace Square, in the heart of St. Petersburg, would be the best spot for the concert.

The St. Petersburg's culture committee already gave her Madjesty approval for the concert, which is expecting to bring in about 50,000 fans.

However, some local authorities are still outraged at the idea and have called the event a "natural disaster."

Oh hush!

There's nothing disastrous about Madonna, except for that shiteous outfit with the bunny ears.

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  1. 1

    EEWWWW!!!



  2. 2

    Send the old twat to Siberia.

  3. mvp says – reply to this


    3

    madonna rocks.



  4. 4

    She's no longer shocking. Let the younger ones take over honey. Sit down and act your age.



  5. 5

    Russia's going to do whatever they want to and they don't have nearly as much tolerance as the US or UK. If she gets up there and starts using swear or cuse words she is likely to never come out.



  6. 6

    She looks so cute here! Not a day over 30!



  7. 7

    Ageist and sexist comments coming in 5, 4, 3, 2…



  8. 8

    Madonna is the sh*t I don't care what anyone says! And her Sticky and Sweet tour is the best selling tour of any solo artist EVER!



  9. 9

    Is the meaning of "respect" known in the US ?



  10. 10

    this outfit is the result of letting Lourdes dress you



  11. 11

    Them Russians are so conservative. 50,000 fans is quite a lot of people to fit into a town square. You know she's going to say cuss words. It's Madonna.



  12. 12

    Jigsaw touched my son's pee pee.



  13. 13

    Re: me0101 – Madonna said it herself: No one's gonna stop me. When the lights go down and there's no one left I can go on and on and on…Translation: I don't care what you think about me, i'll outlast all of them.



  14. 14

    art



  15. 15

    Re: Big Black Dick – a smelly one at that…yo bbd hows it hanging?



  16. 16

    Re: tick_tock_tick_tock – she smells like death.

  17. @v@ says – reply to this


    17

    Well, that is SOMEthing. I'm sure Madge can keep it clean out of respect for Russia's wishes. She's a mom. Moms do it all the time around their kids.



  18. 18

    Re: me0101 – No longer shocking? Name one 50 year old woman with the balls to dress like that lol.



  19. 19

    She is starting to look old and ugly too.



  20. 20

    I think that outfit is so beautiful it reminds me of like those woman in the saloons in the old western movies haha! LOVE you M!



  21. 21

    Man she looks like the playboy bunny on crack!!!! hahahahahaha



  22. 22

    Vadge needs to go horseback riding again.



  23. 23

    you think she can get cable reception on those antenna's?



  24. 24

    i hate you monda your a douche



  25. 25

    A Madonna who does not cuss and is not blasphemous…then she wouldn't be Madonna lol



  26. 26

    Re: tick_tock_tick_tock – All others must bow down to the frickin' Queen.



  27. 27

    Madonna once recalled, in elementary school she had to wear a uniform, so she would put on a pair of bright panties underneath her skirt and hang upside down from the monkey bars a recess…some things never change.
    Now she performs for a much larger audience.
    She will rock Russias' world. She is who she is, that is why we love her.

  28. @v@ says – reply to this


    28

    This outfit reminds me of a few Halloweens when I left my costume to the last minute. It must be tongue in cheek, with M. teasingly mocking fashion. I hope.



  29. 29

    Re: LizardKinG – Long & loose, full of juice.



  30. 30

    Re: goodtasteishardtofind

    One of my two favorite parts of Give It To Me. The other (which is sort of fitting for a lot of people/cows here) part is, "They say that a good thing never lasts and then it has to fall - those are the fat loads of maggot shit that did not amount to much at all"



  31. 31

    Re: Big Black Dick – BBD! You are so baad!!



  32. 32

    Nothing disastrous except that she can't write or sing anything else but antiquated disco. Or collect kids like others collect stamps. People thought she used to be interesting… People were so wrong,



  33. 33

    I'm sure she'll just cancel it altogether.



  34. 34

    Re: curiousred – How interesting are you??



  35. 35

    Re: LizardKinG – there is nothing smellier or more disgusting than a big black dick.



  36. 36

    Re: LizardKinG – How on earth would you know how Madonna smells??? It's a given that she smell alot better than a big black ugly dick.



  37. 37

    saggy granny needs to give it up already.. she is sooooo grooooosssseee!!! she looks like a fucking tranny after a long night of fucking! she looks 106 and acts like a fucking 30 year old, please malawi for the love of god dont let this whorreee buy babies from you, take mercy far away from this saggy tranny pleasseee!!!! she is a mess on crack, cant sing, act, or do shit, she is nothing but complete and utter disaster! poor whore, you suck and are a disgrace!!



  38. 38

    please russia take her and fucking leave her there in one of your forest!!! she sux big jesus balls, she is shit, please someone kill her now!!!



  39. 39

    Re: goodtasteishardtofind

    she's a legened in her own mind.



  40. 40

    Madonna looks ridiculous.



  41. 41

    I dont get it. Yet I kinda do. it somehow looks right on her. I geuss she already knew that. Yougogirl!



  42. 42

    Re: me0101 – and your opinion matters in your own mind



  43. 43

    Re: love me tender – that stupid kitty avatar looks redick



  44. 44

    Re: lestat – thumbs up. thanks for being intuitive unlike the brainless retards that comment on Madonna.



  45. 45

    MADONNA ROCKS!!!!!!!



  46. 46

    sexy!



  47. 47

    i would totally see a madonna concert if i could be guaranteed absolutely no HAGDONNA in it . . .
    and no crappy unsuccessful songs written by other people and lipsynched to by VADGEinal warts!!!



  48. 48

    She looks so hot



  49. 49

    America´s greatest BAD GIRL!



  50. 50

    She looks like the rabbit figure from Donnie Darko bahaha



  51. 51

    I've seen brawer dinosaurs that her coupon. true story breeeeer.



  52. 52

    Re: carolineyy – you are an ageist sexist jerk



  53. 53

    Re: me0101 – SHE IS ALWAYS SHOCK.BUT THE BIGGEST SHOCK AT ALL IS THAT WOMAN IS 50 AND WHEN SHE IS ON STAGE SHE MOVES DANCE FOR 2 LONG HOURS EVERYDAY AND SHE DOES IT BETTER THAN YUNG STARS.she cant stop because she is the only one that matters.she is immortal.all the rest is shit,no one is strong,she keeps doing campaign of fashion.like robbie williams said she puts on shame young artist cause she doesnt look like 50.everybody likes that fact about madonna.she just doesnt stop and everybody should be like that.this woman is an hurrikane on stage.FORBES MAGAZINE:BEST PERFORMER EVER.THIS WILL BE SOLD OUT.



  54. 54

    and perez she wears this bunies thing cause its LV and she needs to promote that.she is doing the new campaign



  55. 55

    Re: tick_tock_tick_tock – so true.madonna will be the first artist performing there.madonna wont let them down.she respects the people and her fans.people from russia are so excited



  56. 56

    the boobs ,the legs ,her eyes drive me crazy



  57. 57

    Re: LizardKinG – yeah yeah.see her live,i use to think like u but when she started dance in front of me wow.this woman is really pretty.im telling u



  58. 58

    she is a bad girl.i love her.keep this baby.u met justin on the party



  59. 59

    this is louis vuitton and she needs to wear this .its all LV vuitton.the boots too.she has to promote them.it happend when she dressed the tree.



  60. 60

    Re: gypsysmama – and u gettig old cause u need glasses.i wanna see shitney at her age.madonna looks 30



  61. 61

    Re: Texasboy – that should happen to shitney that is a whoretghat plays the victim.no one like shitney



  62. 62

    I HOPE THIS OLD UNTALENTED HAG DIES IN A PLANE CRASH ON THE WAY TO SIBERIA.



  63. 63

    Re: madonna playing with her kids – YOU NEED TO WIPE THE SPUNK OUT OF YOUR EYE IF YOU THINK VADGE LOOKS ANYWHERE NEAR 30. MORE LIKE 75.



  64. 64

    Re: tick_tock_tick_tock
    First of all, that outfit is not as shocking as you want to make it seem. But to answer your question as to what 50 year old woman wear that: Annie Lennox. As a matter of fact, that looks like something she's worn before.



  65. 65

    THE BIGGEST SHOCK OF THIS OLD HAGS CAREER IS THAT SHE HAS LASTED IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS FOR SO LONG DESPITE THE FACT SHE CANNOT SING LIVE OR IN TUNE. EVERYTHING WITH HER IS SUPERFICIAL, IMAGE OBSESSED, FOR SHOW, AND FOR SHOCK VALUE TO DISTRACT FROM THE FACT THAT SHE HAS NO INHERENT TALENT OR ABILITY. SHE SIMPLY KNOWS HOW TO LEECH OFF OF THE TALENTS OF OTHERS TO WHICH SHE EVEN ADMITTED DURING HER SPEECH AT THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME WITH THE LONG LIST OF PEOPLE SHE THANKED FOR HELPING HER TO SUSTAIN HER SUCCESS. MADONNA IS UTTER CRAP AND A TRAGIC CLICHE OF AN OLD HAG DESPERATELY TRYING TO RECAPTURE HER YOUTH THROUGH PLASTIC SURGERY, BUYING UP BABIES AND DATING YOUNGER GUYS. PATHETIC.



  66. 66

    She is no doubt very successful as a singer, but she has always wanted to be taken seriously as an actress. FAIL. You can't always get want you want (Mercy).



  67. 67

    she could've got away with this shitagious outfit when she was "like a virgin"….but OMG Madonna…..STOP THE INSANITY!



  68. 68

    As a person that lives in St.Petersburg, I say that I don't want to see concerts on the Palace Square. Neither Madonna's nor anybodys. It is not a place meant for shows. There are concerts halls, Ice Palace, etc. which are much more comfortable.
    I would understand if it would be an outstanding orchestra - to add cultural atmosphere and especial mood to their performance. But that woman… it's a disgrace.



  69. 69

    Jim Jones, David Koresh and 'It' all have one thing in common: they can penetrate the minds of a small number of followers into believing in them.



  70. 70

    Re: tick_tock_tick_tock – #46 Changed your avatar from Hard Candy, Stale&Old? You should now use the avatar ding-dong, ding, dong instead of tick tock as it fits you: a nursery rhyme! You and your god, it, are mentally infantile and are seriously deluded.



  71. 71

    Re: fierygargoyle – #26 Gargoyle, no one needs to do anything. You adore and adulate this whore and that is your choice. No, the sky isn't red; it is blue. Likewise, in the eyes of most people, 'it' is a whore. Outside of the adulators (you), read what others have to say about 'it.' In this particular photo, 'it' looks like witchy-poo and trying way too hard to act/look young. 'It's' kids' should be ashamed of her. It must be embarrassing to them!!!



  72. 72

    Re: LICKMYNUTZ – She is an amazing song writer. Listen to her Ray of Light or Like a Prayer album then tell me she has no talent. I also think she has proven herself as a dancer by now.



  73. 73

    Re: fierygargoyle

    I would love to see her hang upside down on monkey bars now with no panties.



  74. 74

    Re: me0101 – I agree. Madonna, you've had your time in the spotlight. Let go of your ego and share some of it with girls that are the age you were when you started, uh, 30 + years ago.

    It reminds me of a mother competing with her daughter for the attention of men… it's never very pretty!



  75. 75

    I bet her twat looks like a giant wad of Silly Putty.



  76. 76

    Re: SeekTruth

    FAT!



  77. 77

    Re: SeekTruth

    Enormously FAT!



  78. 78

    Re: *stars101*

    Fat and stupid with the IQ of a toilet seat.



  79. 79

    Re: *stars101*

    Says the walking talking talking toilet seat/king of cliche's - with the IQ of sand. You go GURL!



  80. 80

    Re: FauxNewsDaily – #79. Thank you. Pass me some cheesecake, chocolate, that is, marana!



  81. 81

    Re: FauxNewsDaily – #82 As fat and fake as you are, not sure how anyone can determine someone else's IQ here. Get a clue, bitch!



  82. 82

    Re: *stars101* – #81 It is quite transparent that vulgar Vag with this hideous outfit is in direct competition with Gaga. Part of the problem is there is a certain time in life for a woman to dress like this and Gaga's age, talented or not, is definitely appropriate. I don't follow Gaga but I hear her music on the radio. 'It' is trying so hard to look like something new but it ain't workin'.



  83. 83

    sexy as fuck!



  84. 84

    Re: *stars101* – #88. 'Boiling' is a good description but the emotion is more like 'rage.'



  85. 85

    Re: *stars101* – #89. Lady Gaga needs to remain independent and not work with others that can take advantage of her. You know, there are some that will take advantange of youth, in general. I hope she is being coached well by her business manager. Gaga must be tough as nails to continue to pave her way as an artist…that's all I can say.



  86. 86

    Re: tick_tock_tick_tock – #90. 'It' would be interested in you ONLY if: 1) You are famous or popular; the gender is not a criteria, and/or 2) You are hung like a horse…OUCH!!! (I capitalize important words like you do as to give emphasis.)



  87. 87

    Re: *stars101* – #94. Mario is nothing to fear…a little bullyish but nothing to fear, really. I know his position on the Miss California thing which proves his bullyness. (Not sure if bullyness is a word, but you know where I'm going with this, Stars101.)



  88. 88

    Re: *stars101* – #97 Mario plays the game. I'll give him this much: by now he knows what 'it' is all about. Mario, himself is somewhat sleezy but so is a majority of Hollywood.



  89. 89

    People have seen just about everything with this skank, so to say that 'it' is doing something new or re-inventing herself is utterly ridiculous. This is screaming: look at me! And, reminds me of Shirley Temple's, 'I'm a good chip lolli-pop.' Ms. Temple must have been about 12 or 13-years-old when she was pracing around to that song a long time ago. This skank is a ripe old age of 50!



  90. 90

    Long Live Madonna The Queen!



  91. 91

    It will be interesting to see how much of Gaga's look Vadge steals for her summertime tour if she "re-invents" the costumes a little bit. Or will she be wearing Katy Perry's cat ears/mask?



  92. 92

    Re: The Crude Prude – I've never seen Gaga wear ANYTHING like this! Lol this is MARC JACOBS biatch…Gaga just mixes and matches weird things. She looks STUNNING and super sexy here!



  93. 93

    Re: tick_tock_tick_tock – Why don't you go answer my ?'s you hypocrite??? You try to dish it, but you can't take it. You can't defend your precious Madonna against these people who obviously don't like her so you go trying to fight battles that you can't win. Stop trying to call out other people relating to Madonna when you can't even defend your lies against other people. Finish what you started by answering my questions hater…….



  94. 94

    Re: MJ fan59 – Madonna is more popular than that pedophile. Get over it. She is still working and popular and most people view him as a sick freak.



  95. 95

    Re: tick_tock_tick_tock – Madonna is more popular then MJ huh?? OKAY keep telling yourself that! LOL WOW that was pretty comical but anyways That's beside the point, WHY DON"T YOU COME ANSWER MY QUESTIONS YOU HYPOCRITE????



  96. 96

    Re: tick_tock_tick_tock – Madonna is still working because if she doesn't put out an album every couple of years people tend to forget her…. But like I said before COME ANSWER MY QUESTIONS "STICKY_AND_SLANDEROUS"



  97. 97

    Re: tick_tock_tick_tock – Come on Hypocrite… You know where the ?'s are… You have made your way over there countless times. And why don't you bring some more of your hating buddy's over with you so they can help you w/ the ?'s that you supposedly already "researched". Your just mad that your precious idol happened to see what you refuse to see. Madonna said herself that Michael was set up buy those money hungry families, and that the truth would come out. Well the truth came out and her fans are still speculating. I don't think Ms. Madonna would be too happy with you. Your going against her word. You must believe what she believes right?? She told you that outfit was "the cat's meow" and you posted a picture w/ her wearing it, but you don't believe your idol when she says that Michael was innocent from the jump. COME ANSWER MY ?'s Hypocrite!!! You act like an adolescent so I guess I have to play an adolescent game of tag w/ you to get you over to my ?'s… TAG YOUR IT HATER! COME ON OVER!!!



  98. 98

    Re: tick_tock_tick_tock – I told you I'm not a Madonna hater. I don't harbor the same sick vendetta against Madonna as you do w/ Michael Jackson but to be completely honest, even after Madonna's successful tour, and her "hit" that she had w/ J. Timberlake and Timberland last year she is still #19 when it comes to most selling artist of all time. Michael is #4 right after Bing Crosby, Elvis, and The Beatles… And what do you know MJ owns the rights to The Beatles music… WOW you don't say!!! Madonna is legendary in her own rights, but you need to stop comparing her to other artist. There is no competition… COME ANSWER MY ?'S HATER!!



  99. 99

    Re: tick_tock_tick_tock – You say Madonna is the "Queen" right?? The "Queen" would not approve of her followers disobeying her…. Everything that she tells you is supposed to be the Golden rule right??? Your Pathetic. If Madonna told you to go jump off of a bridge, or to hump a stage during a performance while singing "Like a Virgin" you would do it wouldn't you?? You refuse to do your research, so be a good follower by believing Madonna when she says that MJ is innocent. If your not going to trust and believe our Court System, then believe Madonna. My ?'s are still waiting for an answer from you….. Not a reply stating the same crap that you have been saying for forever now, but an actual answer will suffice.



  100. 100

    Re: MJ fan59 – #105. You are correct: ding-dong, ding-dong (also a nursery rhyme) will not win an argument with me but ding-dong is not rational either. She reiterates the same bullshit about vulgar Vag and more than anything, she is juvenile like Vag. Bring it on!Re: tick_tock_tick_tock

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