Our Mother's Day Present To U!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Jewel
CLICK HERE for information on how U can get tickets the free Jewel concert we're planning in Los Angeles this Sunday night.
If you want to be guaranteed entry, Perez and Jewel will be giving away tickets tonight, Wednesday, at Kitson on Robertson Blvd.
The first 50 people in line will get a free limited edition Kitson tote and one of the lucky winners will get a $500 Kitson shopping spree.
Plus, Jewel will be signing copies of her gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous new CD, Lullaby, this evening.
See y'all tonight and/or Sunday!
Paris Testifies That…
63 And Fabulous
Holy crap, It's true….getting a big ego really does make your head swell up….your melon is freakingly huge Mario. Fugly!
She looks uncomfortable…
MEH! AND PUKE!
Love the bunny ears!
Busy with the family on Sunday, but thank you!
Love you Perez!
oxox SP!
Oh sounds like fun…I am falling asleep picturing it.
loving the scared look on jewels face, lmao
Man, you are ugly!
You simply gush over any "celeb" you come into contact with. They must really be laughing their asses off.
jewel, please…step away from the fat man….and run as fast as you can. i cannot believe you are hanging out with the likes of this asshole loser.
and good god perez, you look just like sarah jessica parker! yuk!
PEREZ'S HEAD LOOKS PHOTOSHOPPED
THE HEAD IS TOO BIG 4 THAT BODY
My eyes!!!
Damn Perez, this MUST be filed under "IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED…"
How dare you put your fugly face in the front page!!!
That's like 2 shirts at Kitsons, most overrated store…
Nobody's going to pay to see this hasbeen.
I just threw up in my mouth….Perez you really are one ugly SOB you shouldn't be bashing other people you should work on yourself cause what I'm looking at its a mess….is it just me or is your head gigantic?? bahaha
Perez, you should take the advice you gave Kathy Griffin and put a damn paper bag over your head.
Bad picture.
FATASS ALERT!!!!!!!!!
is that photoshop? ur head does look huge…
Yea I dont think anyone cares…Im sure Jewel already had a appearence there and your just gonna show up but not before posting on your page as if your appearing WITH her.
So transparent… that's why you've been sucking her ass these days… now I hate Jewel even more!
Why is it that these stars think we would love them more if they are bff's with you? Don't they care to read your blog and the comments ppl post??? How lame are they?
You know NOTHING about love, not even to your own mother so why would I expose my mom to that bs? Not even for free!
Man! (and i mean that loosely in your case) are you one seriously ugly guy(again, i mean that loosely) you ruin every celebrity photo you're in. Wow, incredibly mean, creepy and ugly. That's Karma for you. Life can be so cruel HAHA
GOOD GOD!! that fucking fat het of your.. big ole' cum bubble for a head.. just die you fat dick smoker..
queer
Jewel isnt prejuidice against gays and lesbians? Cuz she's prejuidice against people with mental illness and obesity!!!! IGNORANT TWAT THAT SHE IS…she made it quite clear at a concent at Hampton Beach,NH a few years ago and MANY people in the audience got up and walked out. JEWEL BLOWS and I hope her husband loses dwts…crying baby bitch over Melissa Rycroft.
WUT AN ANNOYING DUFUS!!! I WOULD HAVE SLAP THAT CHEEKY GRIN OFF HIS FACE.
You have the most gigantic head.
Porkez, you've got a seriously huge head!!!
Ughhh… my eyes, my eyes… Jesus…
P.S. Jewel looks very pretty
Hey, Jewel is refreshingly genuine not to mention solid, and thus I'm sure she can more than handle anything Perez can dish out.
Why don't you stop Gay scaring these people. You are fucking gross dude. I would not fuck you with somebody else's dick and I fuck pretty much anyone.
Re: Haagen-Dazs – EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH Porkez is the best so far! hehehehe
God, you two deserve each other! Yuck!!!!!!
holy shit, that is an enormous dome. it must be a bummer to walk around with a gigantic head that appears to be photoshopped onto a regular-size body.
Wow Perez has exactly the same bunny ears as I have. xD I love the bunny ears. xD
COUGH IT UP PERETZEL, SINCE U SEEM TO BE ON SUCH GOOD GRACES WITH JEWEL, IS SHE PREGGO OR NOT…CUZ THE WORD IT SHE IS, AND THATS REALLY WHY SHE LEFT DWTS, NOT HER SUPPOSED INJURY…
I love kitson they do very generous things for many people! I love how much they give to charity, just like my other favorites like kiehls skin care shopnataliebeauty company, and pin up alm they do so much for charities and give away so much free stuff.
LMAOOO! These comments are SO funny! Post more pics of yourself Perez, that way I can laugh at the comments!
Why is Jewel hanging out with Shrek?
you should have put this under the offensive file your creepy lookin
You really are not attractive at all, big head, and bald.