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Ali Lohan Can pAArty All She Wants!

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If you were worried about Ali Lohan missing school to go out shopping and on vacation and walk the red carpet with her big sister, Lindsay, then worry no more!

Momager Dina Lohan has assured us that Ali is, in fact, home schooled!

The Mother of the Year explained that "in the business, it's gotten difficult for Ali to be in school" and anyway, school has always been "a little tougher for Ali." That's probably because all the teachers wonder why a 40-year-old is in a middle school class.

There, now you can all rest easy.

pAArty on, Aliana. Rehab is always there for you!

[Image via WENN.]

98 comments to “Ali Lohan Can pAArty All She Wants!”



  1. 1

    Do you believe that outfit she's wearing????? 14 going on 50!!!!!



  2. 2

    Mom……..not so much.



  3. 3

    Is Dina doing the home schooling or did she hire a tutor to come in. There's nothing worse than a moron deciding to home school their child when they themleve barely made it through high school.



  4. 4

    LOL! OMG, Perez you got me LMFAO!



  5. 5

    this family is such a joke ….its so sad



  6. 6

    so sad her mom is her pimp be aware of the bitchslap ali



  7. 7

    doesn't this entire family realize how utterly ridiculous they all look and sound everytime they open thier mouths or even step outside?



  8. 8

    WELL I CAN SEE HOW IT WOULD BE HARD FOR HER TO DO TO SCHOOL…SHE DRESSES LIKE A HOOKER…AND IM SURE THAT IS AGAINST MOST DRESS CODES..AND I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO LEARN WITH A HANGOVER..I HAD MY FAIR SHARE OF PARTY NITEZ, AND NOT TO MENTION THE RIDICULE SHE MUST GET FROM HER HOT MESS FAMILY…SO YEAH, MAYBE HOME SCHOOL IS THE BEST THING…LETS JUST HOPE THAT DENA ISNT DOING THE TEACHING…CLASS 1; HOW TO SELL OUT UR KIDS…CLASS 2; HOW TO GET A DRUG DEPENDENCY….CLASS 3; HOW TO RUIN UR CAREER BEFORE IT EVEN TAKES OFF…I COULD GO ON …BUT ILL SPARE US ALL…LMAO



  9. 9

    ALI=Meth user



  10. 10

    Pulease! Dina is so freaking delusional when it comes to those kids. What business is she referring too? Being on full time suicide watch for her train wreck has been sister?



  11. 11

    lmao perez ur the best!



  12. 12

    yeah, tough cuz shes dumb. She probably spent the early years of school playing with the boys and now is behind…Plus parents can pull kids out of school any time and claim home school, when really there doing nothing. they just have to take a test once a year.

  13. Aozzy says – reply to this


    13

    They should have just left it ith lindsay as the famous one, they are just trying so hard its sad.



  14. 14

    Exactly what business is Ali Lohan in??? I don't see her acting, singing or dancing,,, all she seems to do is party with her sister. And exactly who is homeschooling Ali? Certainly not her mother! You have to be able to read in order to teach!



  15. 15

    hahahaha



  16. 16

    'school has always been "a little tougher for Ali." That's probably because all the teachers wonder why a 40-year-old is in a middle school class.'

    LOL!!



  17. 17

    love alis fake boobs, dina is a whore for letting her get fake boobs like lindsay.



  18. 18

    _______________________________________________________________________________________________

    I ONLY KNOW OF ONE HOME-SCHOOLED KIDDO WHO DIDN'T TURN OUT TOTALLY TWISTED, SOCIALLY MAL-ADJUSTED AND ODD.
    AND, I NOW 8 HOME-SCHOOLED KIDS!! (WELL, EX-KIDS, ACTUALLY)

    BEING A CELEBRITY IS HARD ENOUGH (OR THE SIS OF ONE, TOO) SUCH THAT ADDING THE STIGMA OF HAVING BEEN HOME-SCHOOLED ON TOP OF THAT IS TOO, TOO, TOO MUCH.

    I THINK DINA IS IN NEED OF DIRE COUNSELING, AND LET'S NOT EVEN GO INTO HOW MESSED UP HER OLDER DAUGHTERS ARE.



  19. 19

    Discrimination in any form is for haters.



  20. 20

    Are you a hater or phobe anything? Yes.



  21. 21

    COKE WHORE THE 3rd IN THE MAKING!!!!



  22. 22

    Can't Social Services take her away from her mother for 'allowing' her to get implants at age 14? They are 100% fake; 100% implants. There is no denying that. But if my parents let me get fake boobs at 14, I don't think psychologically I'd ever recover once I got older and realized what they let me do. And those are DDs!



  23. 23

    The "Mom" is a bigger HO than her celebutard muff diving dsaughter Lindsanity



  24. 24

    she is fugly



  25. 25

    Re: UrMajestyMsG – um, ok….stop with the caps newbie.
    and get a clue before you speak, k?

  26. MP says – reply to this


    26

    What a horrible mother. She needs to let her kid be a kid and not be worried about "the business." I think Dakota Fanning's mother needs to have a chat with Mrs. Lohan to show her how to do it right.



  27. 27

    Umm, which one is Mom?



  28. 28


  29. 29

    " That's probably because all the teachers wonder why a 40-year-old is in a middle school class. You should know you still haven't graduated kindergarten!



  30. 30

    i remember watching in their show kids at her school were bothering her hahaha she deserves it probably she was the whore at school nobody likes



  31. 31

    Re: JigSaw – HOLA!



  32. 32

    woooow. i actually used to watch living lohan and her breastisis were not even close to that. what happened!? & what is up with those kitty ears?



  33. 33

    ill be ur prison bitch; UMM NEWBIE? WTF? IVE BEEN COMING HERE FOR EVEZ, IF U ASK ME UR THE NEWBIE HUN…AND ILL USE CAPZ IF I WANT…WHAT R U GONNA DO, BITCH AND COMPLAIN? LMAO…GET A GRIP…AND IF U MUST KNOW, I CANT REALLY SEE THE LIL LETTERS, THATS WHY I USE CAPS…SO SUCK IT BITCH!



  34. 34

    "I want to challenge her on her point-of-view," Newsom said in an appearance at Sapphire Energy, a bio-tech company, which aired on NBC's San Francisco affiliate on April 23. "She challenged me on my point-of-view and she spoke her conscience. What more can you ask? I speak my conscience, she should speak hers. So, I think she's being a little unfairly maligned."

    Newsom might have realized Prejean's point-of-view is the same as a majority of California voters. Last November, California voters adopted Proposition 8, which established marriage as a union between a man and a woman, by a 52 percent to 48 percent margin.

    Prejean has been the subject of continued scorn from Hilton and has been the subject of misleading media reports that she is in danger of losing her Miss California crown for her stance, which hasn't been popular with those in Hollywood.



  35. 35

    business??? does ali have a career???? shiteous music and acting like a teen slut is not a career dina



  36. 36

    I want Ali to visit Afghanistan and get her education while wearing a burka.

    Her older sister and mother should be arrested for child abuse.



  37. 37

    you know what's funny, Perez? All Ali Lohan has to do is Twitter about how much she looooooves gay marriage, and you'll be kissing her ass harder than Miley Cyrus'. Hypocrite.



  38. 38

    Posting a picture of a mother and her minor daughter in that way is hateful. To hate all women and their daughters because you don't agree with their lifestyles so you trash them is terrible. Do you know what kind of pain you visit on people?



  39. 39

    This family is a close runner up to the Hogan's for the laughing stock of Hollywierd…seriously, who let's their 15 year old dress like that outside the house—shit even inside the house!!! I *almost* feel sorry for Ali, considering who her parents are.



  40. 40

    Sad part is that Ali has a better shape than her grandma — eh, sister LiLo and she's not even fully developed.



  41. 41

    ughh the lohans disgust me



  42. 42

    whore of a mother I tell ya!!!!!



  43. 43

    Re: UrMajestyMsG – #33….can't see 'little letters'….
    gosh, you DO come from a trailer, no?
    dumbass!
    and you are so intelligent on the workings here that you don't even know how to reply………..
    DUMBASS BITCH!!!



  44. 44

    All three Lohan women (Dina, Lindsay and Ali) are riding the short bus into oblivious delusion. Daddy Michael isn't helping the situation either. The entire family needs counseling and guidance…



  45. 45

    Re: UrMajestyMsG – oh, and what so called 'school' did your stupid ass parents send your fatass to? one that obviously doesn't teach a lick of proper english!
    and change your picture! you are fucking disgusting! i'd disown your sorry, uneducated, wanna-be ass!!!
    no wonder your parents hate you!!!!!



  46. 46

    Deluded bitch



  47. 47

    Those can't be fake boobs. Even if the mom was crazy enough to allow her 15 year old daughter get breast implants, I don't see how a plastic surgeon would be able to, by law, perform such a surgery on a minor who is still developing. There's no way! Maybe she's just naturally got big boobs, some girls are lucky like that I guess. Shit I'm 28 and mine have gotten bigger in the last 2 years. Too much information, sorry……



  48. 48

    hahaha. she can't see lil letters.
    what a dumb fucking whore. so typical….i bet this 'can't see lil letters bitch' voted for the dumb fuck in office, no?
    hollar for a dumb, can't see HO!!



  49. 49

    Re: UrMajestyMsG – oh, and lose the fucking blue eyeshadow. are you reliving your mommy's heyday?
    fatass.
    FAT
    ASS



  50. 50

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – alert…alert…..dumb bitches around………..dumb bitches around……….
    .

    shall we toy with 'em or just kill them on sight?



  51. 51

    FINALLY i will be able to sleep at night knowing that all is well in the LOLan fantasy world…



  52. 52

    Re: UrMajestyMsG – bring it on whore….bring it on!! but, alas, i see you've gone to beddy-bye………punk loser.
    oh and S is S……….dumbass not ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    get an education! you aren't going to find it on fatass hiltons site! and you are most welcome for the info.
    no wonder the country is going down the
    shitter……..
    look at the future……

    AAACCCCCKKKKKKKK…….



  53. 53

    HELP MY SISTER BATTLE CANCER ANG HELP GET HER STORY OUT PLEASE
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    w w w . s a v e j e n n . w o r d p r e s s . c o m
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  54. 54

    NO WAY! This girl should be in school. It's not like she has a real job. And,
    she does look older than Lindsey! Damn! Their mom need her arse kicked.



  55. 55

    Re: aaabbbccc – Posting the pic is not the hurtful part- the shameful part is that Dina not only let her slut of daughter dress like that, but she is POSING in the pic with her! Dina is obviously the queen ho and poor little Ali is just trying to make momma proud!



  56. 56

    Re: aaabbbccc

    Dina???



  57. 57

    just looking at that picture proves dina's a bad mother, but no one has a perfect family.



  58. 58

    Dina is a "fucking" douche`bag. I hope this kid stays clean and sober! I used to love Lindsay s acting abilities. Now I can't stand her “` really..



  59. 59

    Re: i'll be your prison bitch-bi

    Curious about your rage re: UrMajestyMsG

    It couldn't really be the all caps writing…is it the content?



  60. 60

    Just because your kid is a dip shit doesnt mean you are a parent failed. I mean I dont know what they are like behind camera time…And I've seen 15 year olds dress way worse you know how short our girl shorts can get thong and all…I dont think the picture is that much to get in a tissy over….My mom homeschooled me some….I kinda wondered what the hell business she had doing that lol but thats becaue I know her personally. Thank God I got my way and got to go to school because no doubt I would have ended up pro mongoloid.

  61. dd says – reply to this


    61

    She looks like a guido.



  62. 62

    P.S. I bet Ali will get a nose job.



  63. 63

    It is not like she is going to cure cancer if she stays in school. I would be surprised if she could count to ten. The more school she misses the more likely she is to turn into a dumb slut like her dike sister. Then 18 then upskirts and nip slips……YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  64. 64

    Wow… my mom would've bitchslapped me if I left the house wearing a fishnet dress at age 15! I guess Dina is homeschooling Lindsay2.0 on how to dress like a crackwhore. Dream big, babygurl.



  65. 65

    whats the big deal about her not going to school
    you can still be home schooled and be smart.
    perez's precious miley cyrus is never at school either
    so she must be home schooled

    but ali might be dumb so i guess she has to be home schooled
    you never know
    their might be some people bullying her and she had enough



  66. 66

    Have to start them off young. Isn’t life all about partying doing drugs and getting drunk anyway? That is all anyone seems to do now days.



  67. 67

    hahahahahahaha!!!!! that's beautifully written perez!!!



  68. 68

    she's so god damn TACKY!! with all that fuckin' money!? wtf? THAT's the disturbing part.



  69. 69

    You would think that she would learn from her first mistake…. And home schooled thats a joke lets see how far Ali gets in life… Her mum jez she needs to get a clue or two….
    And if i ever left the house wearing something like that my mum would kill me



  70. 70

    Lets all do coke of her little titties



  71. 71

    Sorry…which one's the mother??



  72. 72

    Who's the mama?



  73. 73

    why does this woman insist on thrusting her ugly, talentless daughters into the limelight all the time. i mean, i know lindsey is/was an actress, but what on earth does this ugly little brat do?



  74. 74

    Ugghh, The LOHANS… They all look like, if you touched them, they'd be STICKY! Implants, really? Is that really true? At 14? So sick!



  75. 75

    I'm sure she is NOT getting a very good education at home and I'm sure that the Lohan family does not value education. Ignorant , uneducated and apathetic is no way to go through life, Ali.



  76. 76

    This esplains whi Lindsey cann't reed or right



  77. 77

    should be "mother fuker of the your'

  78. RachB says – reply to this


    78

    Lol nice Perez! :P I give it to da end of the year till she and her shitty sister will be in rehab. They prob already share needles together! haha



  79. 79

    What "business" is she in that makes it "difficult for Ali to be in school"? I'm not going to bash a 15 year old girl that had the misfortune of being born into a family of psychos, but exactly what talent does Ali have that Dina is trying to promote? Has she had ANY jobs since she joined Lindsay in California?



  80. 80

    ill be your prison bitch; U SERIOUSLY HAVE PROBLEMS…AND IM SURE THAT NOTHING OUTSIDE OF AN INSTITUTION WILL HELP U, IM REALLY NOT SURE EVEN THAT WILL…SO, IM NOT GOING TO WASTE ANYMORE TIME WITH U, SAY WHAT U WILL ABOUT ME, I COULDNT REALLY CARE LESS. BECAUSE UR PROBABLY EITHER 12 OR A BITTER HOUSEWIFE WITH A 10TH GRADE EDUCATION AND THATS WHERE ALL THE AGGESSION IS COMING FROM. IM PRAYING FOR U, I HOPE U GET UR ISSUES RESOLVED.



  81. 81

    Ali was taken out of school because everyone hated her there. She walked around thinking she was better than everyone else b/c Blowhan is her sister. Not to mention she was giving head to black boys in the locker room.



  82. 82

    I do beleive y fist would get into her um bellybutton..OMG children's services anyone?

    Please someone must know her address of the week???



  83. 83

    what the fuck is ali wearing….she workin on being a hooker? dina is the reason her children get all out of control….bet me if my daughters do that they no better.



  84. 84

    Re: UrMajestyMsG – of the last star…



  85. 85

    Just goes to show Dina and Alick are on the blogs all day reading the comments that we make. Alick will be as dumb as her older sister. Dina is nasty and an awful mother. Can't wait until the junky boys try to get into the business.



  86. 86

    Re: JigSaw – HUH? I HAVENT HAD ALL THAT MUCH COFFEE YET…LOL, WHATS LAST STAR?



  87. 87

    Re: JigSaw – LUVZ THE NEW PROFILE PIC, KINDA LOOKS LIKE LEON'S MOM…WHERE ARE THEY THESE DAYS…LMAO



  88. 88

    Formerly cute & small (normal) chested, little Ali now looks like a typical trashy bimbo with very obvious fake plastic boobs. What's next? Some "accidental" nip slips or a couple of pantyless crotch shots?????????? Or maybe a huge tramp stamp tat on her ass?



  89. 89

    fuck them and ther pathetic attempts at fame



  90. 90

    Yites.



  91. 91

    Calling Gloria Allred! You should get off the Octomomm's case and try to save this poor middle aged kid! Any foster home would be better than being a fifteen year old drop-out with a skank mom.



  92. 92

    i see her with the same destiny as
    lindsay! REHAB!



  93. 93

    Re: piggsie – #91 I completely agree…



  94. 94

    Hi Jiggy!



  95. 95

    Re: yummy mummy 3 – ok Dina get off the computer now. Last year over 6,000 breast augmentations were done on minors with parental consent, 5,000 the year before that, they are becoming more and more popular in the teenage crowd every year. GMA did a segment on this disturbing trend, as did some other morning talk show. Girls are wanting them in lieu of cars they said. And yes they are 100% fake and you are just the kind of delusional stupid person the Lohan's love because you are a very impressionable naive pablum eating fool and stupid. first off boobs don't grown in a matter of weeks to DD cups from flat as a board A cups, years maybe, but not weeks, or in Ali Lohans case, her boobs "grew" in a matter of HOURS! Read a newspaper of something before you post shit. BTW Einstein, Lindsay's are fake too.



  96. 96

    This woman is not MOTHER in any fashion. She has let her daughters down in her own sick struggle for attention. She should try to make things right for her daughters and find joy and peace in being a devoted Mom, instead of devoted to herself.



  97. 97

    Re: UrMajestyMsG – Im Jiggsaw and i'm coming out.



  98. 98

    my gawd shes one funky little bitch…….i hate her more than lezlo