Completely Gratuitous
Filed under: Eva Longoria > Yummy Yummy Screw
Eva Longoria vamps it up in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar Singapore.
Purdy!
The Mashup!
The Next Miss California?
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
love love love it!! so0o glam!!!
Doesn't even look like her except for the close-up. SHe needs to ewat something, too.
Have to say…not impressed.
She's wearing Madonna green grass dress!
Didn't even recognise her @ first! she looks wow!! So pretty!!
She looks like T-BOZ from TLC
That's one skinny bitch.
SHE IS WEARING MADONNA DRESS FROM lv campaign .AHAHAHA.but she doesnt look like eva
photoshoped
the second pic its all about madonna campaign from LV
she is so hot..god i love this woman..perfection
Pretty….Photoshop!
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WOW
never would have guessed that was eva. absolutely nothing looks like her. how strange.
Isn't the 2nd picture(clockwise) what Madonna wore in the Louis Vitton ad
she's not that skinny, she's perfect. but again, we live in a country of FAT people, so now normal ppl look skinny haha
Beautiful photo's!
Is she actually still working or just posing in mags all the time?
Madonna pulled off that dress MUCH better!
SHE'S NO MODEL… TOO SHORT. NOTICE HARPER'S SINGAPORE WHERE NO OE WILL SEE THIS SHIT. SHE APPARENTLY DIDNT MAKE THE CUT FOR HAPRERS US. SMDH.
I never would've guessed that was her! Wow! Delish!
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What is she modeling for? Why would someone wear ANY of those outfits? haha
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holy shit - doesnt even look like her..
She is my favorite Desperate Housewive, she looks gorgeous!
Love it.
Oh God… She's so tired. She's not even B list.
Looks like they tried to channel Josephine Baker in the top two pics!
she copy Madonna dress hahaha what a loser. Madonna look better
wtf that aint her
Didn't even recognize her! She looks gorgeous!
ehh
MADONNA LOOKS HOTSHE HAS MORE CURVES
ITS NOT EVA
Top right picture, isn't that the grass dress Madonna wore?
so beautiful!
Re: sarahcsm – YES
She doesn't even look like Eva Longoria.
She doesn't look like Eva.
Of course she looks great…. she looks nothing like herself.
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Eva looks hot.. way glamorous.. love her new look
her name is now eva longoria parker, get it right perez. you have been slipping.
HA HAH A THATS THE TURF DRESS MADONNA WEARS………..
Re: madonna playing with her kids – LOL that's the first thing I saw too.
What? EEW!
I thought that was Liv Tyler
Uhh.. she looks fucking ugly for fuck sakes. Even for just a photoshoot.
This is haggard
Oh damn! These are some AMAZING photos!