The Heteros Do It Too!

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The gay porno spoof of Twilight came out a few months ago.

Now, their straight counterparts are releasing their version.

Twilight of Virginity is here and we totally see [Fill in the Blank] starring in the sequel!

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo.

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    Posted: May 7, 2009 at 10:59 am / Email this  »

    70 comments to “The Heteros Do It Too!”



    1. 1

      why are the girls naked? and he has his pants on? hmmmmmm



    2. 2

      tyutyutyutyu



    3. 3

      Loves it!!

    4. JeNaY says – reply to this


      4

      Nice



    5. 5

      Ewww. The girl standing up has gross boobs. They look too fake.



    6. 6

      thats sick! ewww… and old dude doesnt stand a chance looking like rob!



    7. 7

      eww



    8. 8

      jenaveve jolie rocks and I love you Perez xoxoxo



    9. 9

      second ??? maybe???



    10. 10

      innapropriate.



    11. 11

      Re: jkjackson

      Because it's straight porn simpleton.

    12. RJP3 says – reply to this


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      MISS CALIFORNIA should be approached …. she is slut and dumb bitch with fake boobs … perfect



    13. 13

      Why are the men in straight porn so fucking ugly all the time? LMAOOOO



    14. 14

      hahahahaah gay



    15. 15

      yay! *lol* hahahaha



    16. 16

      why is this news? let alone celebrity gossip?

      is straight porn like a horror film for you?



    17. 17

      It's probably a good thing the guy left his pants on .. he's sure not much to look at.



    18. 18

      That's just sick…



    19. 19

      Twilight of virginity??? ROFL

    20. pomme says – reply to this


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      that seems a good movie!!!



    21. 21

      Ron Jeremy! He's a fucking wolf



    22. 22

      lol!!



    23. 23

      kind of tan for a bunch of vampires…



    24. 24

      hahaha



    25. 25

      Yuck, why do porn stars insist on getting gigantic fake UGLY boob jobs. Do guys really find that attractive? It just looks disgusting.



    26. 26

      a porn movie update? This is not a porn site. Lame.



    27. 27

      the guy's head looks photoshopped on ;D



    28. 28

      eww at the nasty fake tits and his face, it looks like they shoved his head on someone elses body!!



    29. 29

      [Fill in the Blank] hmmmm…OctoMOM.



    30. 30

      Why did they pick such an ugly guy!!



    31. 31

      STUUUUUUPID!!!!



    32. 32

      thats just sick,they are ruining the word/name Twilight,hahaha…. this is so gross !!!



    33. 33

      The guy is creepy. Why are the girls naked but the guy isn't??
      All the girls look the same… one is bending over, one is touching her puss, and the other is showing her fake-ass titties.
      wtf is wrong with the world???

    34. missB says – reply to this


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      dang get hotter people !! that guy is not attractive! and his head looks photoshopped on his body. i dont know if it is but it looks fishy.



    35. 35

      Well, it looks a lot more entertaining than the real Twilight!

      And I agree with twixxx #5….those boobs do look disgusting. I think all boob jobs look gross and I'm glad there's a return to natural breasts (the 1970's and 80's boobs looked the best!) - I just feel bad for all the Myspace whores who got a set and now they're not so hot anymore.



    36. 36

      Twilight of Virginity is here and we totally see Carrie Prejean starring in the sequel!



    37. 37

      I'm such a Pervert!! why did i click on the uncensored picture….



    38. 38

      Bet it's better than Twilight!



    39. 39

      Twilight is a SHITTY book and a FUCKING STUPIED movie i cant under stand y everyone is soooo spazzy about it , its just plain dum and the whole twilight porno thing is just crssing the line! wtf is wrong with people now a days



    40. 40

      I sort of want to buy this



    41. 41

      Y isn't he naked?



    42. 42

      I dont get it…if they wanna make a porn film, WHY PUT TWILIGHT'S NAME ON IT?!



    43. 43

      his face is a dif colour to hi man-boobs



    44. 44

      I can't believe Jenaveve Jolie is actually in this crap…
      wtf?



    45. 45

      Lindsay Lohan and SamMan..good way for them to reunite.



    46. 46

      RAchel Roxxx and Jenaveve Jolie HELLS YEAH!!!!



    47. 47

      ahahha yay!



    48. 48

      Re: glitter-bitter bitch – Ha ha, I agree! It's even funnier that they're making porn on it, isn't the author a devout Mormon?



    49. 49

      hahahahahahahahaha



    50. 50

      Thats a pretty good cast, I know most of those "actresses". Not personally but you know.



    51. 51

      damn, what took them so long?? couldn't they have gotten a hotter guy? Barf!!



    52. 52

      Twilight of Virginity? Yeah, they all look like virgins….



    53. 53

      what the fuck? twilight porn? NOT RIGHT!



    54. 54

      OMG Jenaveve Jolie, my ex used to watch her on those naughty america videos…I think she streamlined her career as a latin Adultress.



    55. 55

      GROSS. TITTIES.



    56. 56

      they look so innocent those posses those girl ar virgins i can see the purity ring…….oh that is not a purity ring is a fake boob job n a bad one



    57. 57

      Re: Jilly LaVern – what a pervert u r ,u know too much about porn



    58. 58

      he's so fuckin ugly



    59. 59

      That Guy is sick! he is NOT even HOT!



    60. 60

      Perez, you need to get laid.



    61. 61

      creeeeepyyy……..



    62. 62

      first off where do I get my copy and secong cris strokes is one hot mo fo and he does straight porn…mostly



    63. 63

      Re: twixxx – I sooo agree.. and really why does the dude have his pants on and all the girls are lettin their shizz hang all out?



    64. 64

      what the hell?



    65. 65

      Fake, fake, fake……what happened to real people in porn!!!!!!



    66. 66

      Dude that is just gross everything has to be about sex what next they r going to come up with X-Slut Lots of sluts!!! people are just sick!!!



    67. 67

      I just got the DVD! it's so funny! Plus I was also entered into a raffle to Date the lead porn star, so cool!

      Here's the link if anyone wants to check it out!

      www.clubjenaveve.com/contest



    68. 68

      Wow jenaveve's tits are looking pretty lopsided and mismatched lately



    69. 69

      jenaveve jolie is ugly her tit job is shot out lopsided n too far apart like you threw 2 tomatoes on a wall and they stuck… she's one of those ppl that looks stunningly beautiful when you first see her, but after looking at her long enough and in different pictures she has a face thats actually kinda goofy,even cockeyed at times….eva angelina is way prettier latin porn star



    70. 70

      the chick on the far left, her boobies scare me :(
      it looks like ones uneven
      talk about bad boob job!