Kirstie Alley Takes Our Advice

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Yesterday, we mentioned that Kirstie Alley's second round of attempting to lose a metric ton weight would be a perfect reality show. Well, somebody was listening… Ms. Kirstie Alley herself.

She posted this message on her official Twitter this morning:

"TODAY I go pitch a WEIGHTLOSS show to BIG network..if they buy it..we will have a contest and ONE of you on twitter will be in it..vibes..pleez"

Then, clearly getting some feadback for more info, she goes on to tweet:

"WHEN they buy the show ..we will have a proper contest..all can apply..the show is reallly fun..different twist on weight loss..funny"

What about the other contestant:

"contestant would need to be between 40 and 80 lbs over weight…"

Ah, there is really only one thing we can say…

YOU'RE WELCOME!

Would U watch Kirstie's show?

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

[Image via Starzlife.]

    Posted: May 8, 2009 at 1:00 pm / Email this  »

    56 comments to “Kirstie Alley Takes Our Advice”



    1. 1

      yeah perez, you did the whole thing all by yourself, right…. you must of heard it was coming and now you are taking the credit



    2. 2

      Why do you keep posting pictures of yourself?

    3. YUCK says – reply to this


      3

      OMG I have to gain this weight asap so I can be on this show with kirstie. I love her she is so funny. I loved fat actress was so sad when it was gone.



    4. 4

      Yikes Kirstie…..hahahaha. Check out imeanwhat.com - it's hilarious - definitely your style of snark.



    5. 5

      Hey Perez, since it was your idea (yeah right) and she's looking for someone 80 pounds overweight, you should be the contestant on the show!



    6. 6

      i would totally watch! i loved her back in the old days!!!



    7. 7

      u go gurl… lose it and use it!



    8. 8

      dear perez;
      can you just die? please? NO ONE would care.



    9. 9

      Perez, you don't look half bad in that Town Gown and Blonde Wig.



    10. 10

      How come u mske fun of kirstie and jessica simpsons weight and you cheer beth ditto?
      Also mario u yourself have weight issues…so be nice.



    11. 11

      she may have been speakin directly to you, dont take this offer for granted, this iz ur chance!!

    12. @v@ says – reply to this


      12

      Yeah, cuz you're such a big part of her life.

    13. k-lee says – reply to this


      13

      I can't wait to see you on the show, Perez!



    14. 14

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    15. 15

      Perez,
      You are a mastermind…and she managed to plan out the idea, get meetings with execs all within 24hrs…Get a life you fat fuck



    16. 16

      I've always wondered what kind of a hand Parker Stevenson had in this eventual spiral. Maybe none at all, or plenty. It's been ages, but that stuff feels like yesterday to sentimental people. Support, please.



    17. 17

      you are such a fucking narcissist that you actually believe that this had anything to do with you.

      I am so done with this site. Other blogs are current, accurate and not so egocentric.



    18. 18

      hell yeah i would watch this!!
      shes amazing! what other celeb would go to jenny craig and when the contract was up turn and say fuck you and gain the weight back? lmao EPIC
      shes amazing funny and talented



    19. 19

      Now to ditch the Scientologists Kristi. You are on your way!



    20. 20

      Watch it? Hell, I'd like to be on it? Let me go find her on Twitter.



    21. 21

      OMG I should have stayed fat! I could have been in the contest. I love her, she is so sassy, I would totally watch!



    22. 22

      Yes I Would!
      I Wish Her The Best!



    23. 23

      Hey Kirstie, just get a gastric bypass, you can afford it!



    24. 24

      Now if we could get you to follow your own advice, it would be a miracle. Stop whoring yourself on twitter, the desperation is sicking. You must be getting paid for ads on twitter you fat greedy pig.



    25. 25

      Perez you are delusional



    26. 26

      I'm sure you had nothing to do with this announcement. You should definitely audition to be on the show since you're at least 40 lbs overweight.

    27. @v@ says – reply to this


      27

      She could always do a show entitled 'Being Fat's Alright By Me,' and emerge victorious anyway on the show. According to Murphy's Law, that's when the weight will drop off no matter what she does to try to keep it on, and she'll eventually lose the show because she's too thin.



    28. 28

      Talk about famewhores. Here we go again with the neverending saga of Kirstie's battle of the bulge. I cannot believe anyone really cares about her weight struggles and her self indulgences.



    29. 29

      Watch it? Yes, I love train wrecks!



    30. 30

      Yeah Perez because you made up the concept of a reality show and there aren't many at all on tv. Idiot.



    31. 31

      PEREZ IS THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE FAT….



    32. 32

      Sabina18 says….Kirstie is great and I would watch any show that she is on. She is one of the nicest persons in Hollywood. Anyone that comments on her weight is probably a real loser anyway. I love you Kirstie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    33. 33

      EWWWW I WONT WATCH! ONCE THEY LOSE 40LBS I MIGHT TUNE IN. THEY WOULD LOOK PRESENTABLE THEN.. HAHA.



    34. 34

      Re: RobotEAThuman – haha you nailed it.
      I would totally watch her show. Love her attitude and sense of humor. They let all this crap on tv nowadays that any network would be foolish not to pick up a show of this concept. Gives a new meaning to "cattle call."



    35. 35

      Mario like you have any ground to stand on saying he had to lose a ton.. You fat bastard! put a bullet in your brain you dick smoking. cum drinking ass bandit!



    36. 36

      Hey Perez, while I enjoy some of your posts, poking insults at someone's weight whether thin or larger is cheap. Didn't you lose some weight? why? Because you felt uncomfortable. So if Kirstie is at a point where she wants to change then so fucking what? Kirstie is wonderful to her fans, she minds her own business and if she pitches a show, I hope she gets it. Go report on the coke sniffers and sluts, those are the real clowns. Jeez, slow news day?



    37. 37

      Yeah, because you totally gave her the idea…..



    38. 38

      I will definately watch her show. Fat actress was a riot. I love that she makes fun of herself as much as everyone else!!



    39. 39

      Are you ever ashamed of reinforcing the stereotype of the catty, hateful, and shallow queen? It's a disgrace that you were viewed as a mouthpiece for gay marriage, because vile bottom-feeders like you are not who we need representing us. You were fat, still aren't thin - surely, as an overweight gay man, you have some measure of empathy and understanding in you, but you've buried it for the sake of being a vicious media whore. If you're not ashamed, I'm ashamed for you.

    40. skid says – reply to this


      40

      yeah id watch. the show would be a hot mess



    41. 41

      Huh? Perez? Did U See Oprah! Is This U'R Ego! U Had Nothing 2 Do w/ Thi? WTF? U on Drug's Bro?



    42. 42

      w w w . d l i s t e d . c o m is way wittier, funner and original than this site.
      Perez and his ghost writers make money out of hating on celebs.



    43. 43

      so apparently perez filters anything that has to do with his competitor who is way wittier and fresher from NY his name is Michael K google his site since they won 't post it here



    44. 44

      hey Perez stop being so high on your self and taking credit where it's not due. Did you not see her on Oprah?



    45. 45

      So what if Perez's fat? He's a critic! His job isn't to be perfect but to criticize other people! Those asshole celebrities deserve to be put in their place.



    46. 46

      wow you have a big head, thinking it was u that push her to want to do the show. GET OVER YOURSELF



    47. 47

      Re: jaded_d – I FUCKING LOVE MICHAEL K! HE IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST BLOGGER ON THE NET…PIGGY'S SITE IS ONLY A TIME FILLER FOR WHEN MK IS UPDATING HIS SITE!



    48. 48

      She needs to crack open the emotions that make her eat and deal with them. She is very comedically talented and beautiful. Perez, back off you ass.



    49. 49

      Check Perez Hilton'sm twitter… he got on a ridicolous feud with Kirstey Alley & Melissa Gilbert, he trashed both down and was a vile evil!!! Check on his ridicolous rants.
      @kirstiealley At least I've never been to rehab. Seems like you're due for another visit soon, sweetie.
      @MelissaEGilbert I entertain people every day. Put smiles on millions of their faces.
      @MelissaEGilbert But I'm a blogger. That's what I do. I also do a lot of good and I GENUINELY think I'm making the world a better place.
      @kirstiealley Who is sadder: the gossip blogger or the hasbeen actress stooping down to his level? 'Nuff said. I win. TRY and top that!
      __________________________________________________________
      Perez needs a reality check!!!!



    50. 50

      you're a narcissistic douche. you had shit all to do with this. just like you had shit all to do with the rest of her career.



    51. 51

      Re: sparkys nemesis – fuck off



    52. 52

      that lady need to focus on her career and accept herself finally as she is… HUGE, so what! she keeps using her weight problems……. she really had it all, experts, diets, money to buy the expensive fat free food, people who designed her meals, and there she is, again FAT FAT FAT…. love yourself kristy cream, fat or not, love yourself.



    53. 53

      I've got a better idea…a reality show where Kristie manages a MOO MOO store. Many years ago I would of let her suck deez nuts…..but not now, she would probably eat them.
      And I don't wanna be a nutless rodent.



    54. 54

      Not only would I watch the show but I would go on it!



    55. 55

      Perez, you did nothing, as your just a huge dog turd, farted out by Paris Hilton. Now go stand in the corner and lick your ass, you smell.



    56. 56

      embrace diversity, kirsti go girl.