Madge Lends A Helping Hand To Her ESL Boy-Toy

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Body language could only take them so far!

Her Madgesty is reportedly shelling out $1,000 a week in English lessons for her Brazilian boy-toy, model Jesus Luz!

The first words taught to the Portuguese-speaking model?

Sit, stay and roll over!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: May 9, 2009 at 3:00 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      didnt you know she cant fucking stand you, professionally you stand for everything she has always been against, morally, even the queen of sleeze finds you sickening. idiot



    2. 2

      nice one perez



    3. 3

      Go on M!!!!!



    4. 4

      this is old news perez, get with the program



    5. 5

      Lick here.



    6. 6

      i dont understand why people who dislike " perez hilton " , join here and comment on everything. if i disliked him, i wouldn't even be on his site.



    7. 7

      Man-dona and her new adoptive SON. Let's not fool ourselves, she USES anyone, anything to her advantage, here he will be paid for his services with a bit of fame, she is benefiting from having him around.

      Couldn't care less if she just dissapears and goes to live in China.



    8. 8

      C



    9. 9

      CUTE COUPLE!!!



    10. 10

      Re: demster – 6 Isn't that the question! Drama lovers and life haters is my guess!



    11. 11

      he is HOT!



    12. 12

      Oh everyone shut up. You know if you were 50 and hot and your douche husband left you, you would TOTALLY hit that. If every divorcee could afford to have a young South American boy toy, they would. More power to her.



    13. 13

      Muito bem, Perezinho! Adoro seu portugues! And I agree with Demster. People think their anonymity online gives them the right to do or say anything they want. That includes you sometimes (Rihanna naked pictures), but it doesn't mean others should do the same and insult you on the comments pages. xoxo



    14. 14

      She really needs to wear clothes with sleeves. Her veins are gross.



    15. 15

      she looks so young here!



    16. 16

      *
      *
      M is wearing the gloves to hide her "OLD" hands. Really, look at the arm holding the clutch. It looks like gristle.
      **
      *
      They make a nice couple. He uses her. She uses him. He has everything to gain. She has everything to give. What's love got to do with it?
      *

    17. KayJ says – reply to this


      17

      madge is lame and old, eff her life



    18. 18

      lol I first thought that the dude on the pic was zac efron.

    19. dark1 says – reply to this


      19

      she needs to teach him english so he can understand her when she calls for him to change her diaper.



    20. 20

      HE'S PRETTY HOTT…U GO MADGE…I THINK I'D HAVE TO LOOK OVER THE WHOLE NON-CONVERSATING TOO…LMAO



    21. 21

      Wow - look at the veins in those arms.

      That really is a bit much…



    22. 22

      He looks a bit like Zaquisha in this pic!



    23. 23

      ugh - sorry, but I think this looks like a really bad scene out of "American Gigolo" only w/a South American dick-for-hire. she's a rich, aging star desperate to stay relevant and newsworthy - he was probably an aimless, pretty boy looking for a way out of his pointless existence. it's a perfect match - for awhile anyway. seriously pathetic.



    24. 24

      i was reading somewhere that M lashed out at you for talking shit about her that wasnt true, whats up with that????



    25. 25

      She's into buying men like she buys children. That old dried up cradle robber needs to find someone more age appropriate.



    26. 26

      Madonna makes me laugh! She's so desperate, it's pathetic! Sit down and relax Madge, get yourself together!



    27. 27

      holy crap hes gorgeousssss



    28. 28

      Baby Jesus is gorgeous. Come to mama!



    29. 29

      That hat, ribbon, headband piece of crap is killing me, does she get TV reception with it? Where's your style Mads!



    30. 30

      Controlling sea hag…she needs to retire.



    31. 31

      when I grow up, I wanna be a cougar just like Madge



    32. 32

      so he doen(t understand when she say: "suck my cock !"



    33. 33

      I wish she was aging as well as CHER, if she was I'd give a 12 rounds on my sack!



    34. 34

      i realllyyyyyy thought he spoke english lol o well he's still hot



    35. 35

      Holy caca, Madonna is 28 years older then baby Jesus !!!!!!



    36. 36

      Re: tick_tock_tick_tock – #16 Eh young? Have you seen her arm? Sigh your deluded…



    37. 37

      I never thought I'd say this, but I want to do baaddd things to Jesus.



    38. 38

      I can SMELL her B.O. from here! You KNOW she has b.o…. She probably doesn't wear deodorant or perfume….YUCK.



    39. 39

      IS IT JUST ME OR IS HE WEARING GOLD EYESHADOW?
      well then…



    40. 40

      He is beautiful…..very.



    41. 41

      Madonna and myself could be twins!



    42. 42

      An he doesn't pay for his own ESL course because…he can't afford it? or he doesn't want to understand his sugar momma? I think his engleesh is fine, he's finessing her orders and she has upped the ante. Shouldn't she be able to get what she needs from him by pointing and looking fierce?



    43. 43

      madonna is amazing.he knopws english perez but u dont know portuguese



    44. 44

      Its so nice to see that young men still help crazy old ladies cross the street.



    45. 45

      wow! I hate that dress x__x



    46. 46

      hahahahahahahaha HE PROBABLY THINKS SHES JUST A MEAN OLD GRANDPA WHO PAYS HIM MONEY EVERY WEEK . . . LITTLE DOES HE KNOW.



    47. 47

      Look at those hiddeous dinosaur arms… they may be able to stretch her face until she has her belly button on her forehead, but hey sure as hell can't botox her vainy, grizzly, gross arms and hands.
      .
      Jesus should ask for more money for his favours… rent boy…lol
      ;)



    48. 48

      her arms look like the ones of that guys whose biceps exploded from too many steroids . . .
      CAN WE GET A URINE TEST PLEASE???



    49. 49

      Re: starmix18

      I will change my name to Jesus for you and you only….please do bad things to deez nuts.



    50. 50

      Hell, I'd love to do a 30 year younger guy! You GO, Madonna! Old coots have been dating young girls forever…it's good to see older women with younger men…plus we are in our prime! I'm jealous! LOL



    51. 51

      Glad to hear that.

      MADONNA ROCKS!

    52. daboi says – reply to this


      52

      Re: mattvoyager – i'm impressed with your comment…i think you are right



    53. 53

      So funny she BUYS boyfriends to be her sperm donators. Why does that hypocrite wear a cross? She HATES the catholic church!



    54. 54

      Twenty-eight year age difference, still men have been doing this forever, why a double standard?



    55. 55

      Damn, I must say, he looks kind of like a young John Stamos, if John Stamos was way hotter. What is he doing with Mumm-Ra anyway, shouldn't she be out chasing Lion-O and the rest of the Thundercats? I think Jesus should be making porn with *Stars 101*.



    56. 56

      if i was her, id be doing the same thing. she can afford it and he's hot!



    57. 57

      2 days old story…

      …next!



    58. 58

      Re: joebuckyourself – Cher? Um Madonna looks 100 times better than Cher at 50. Cher looked like a wax dummy at M's age lmao



    59. 59


    60. 60

      this story is fake.



    61. 61

      You are just bitter, because she called you out for being the lying flaming queen you are on TWITTER. She fronted you and you didn't like it, truth hurts, but that doesn't matter because you don't know what the truth is Mario.



    62. 62

      this boy loves be a boy-toy and Her Madgesty loves to have a good time at night (just like other people) ! it's her personal life. loneliness i's not a better way to be happy.



    63. 63

      His hotness is not going to make her look young, that's for sure. She starting to look like an old hag.



    64. 64

      OMG HOW CRAZY IS SHE



    65. 65

      oh noooo, that horrible dress again. You break my heart, Perez. You got BILLIONS of beautiful Madonna pictures, I don't wanna see that pic again. It's the scariest thing I've ever seen!



    66. 66

      What I would have him do to me would make it impossible for him to speak anyway.



    67. 67

      Re: NO~ESTOY~Muerto~Pendeho – wow cool!!! i love you Madonna!!!!!! but i also think "being the lying flaming queen" - it's just a work for Perez!! nothing personal!!! :)



    68. 68

      Re: *stars101*
      Did you know that 67% of men with a cleft chin are gay or have gay tendencies? Yes!



    69. 69

      madonna is a seriously nasty looking shank. i would put her in the same category as tori spelling. cover those halloween freak arms!!!



    70. 70

      This would have worked for her in her twenties, not at her current age.



    71. 71

      If I had Madonna's money, I'd be buying him things too .. Jesus is simply divine



    72. 72

      Re: *stars101*
      Now I never knew that women like to watch two men go at like "I hear" that straight men like to see two women go at it. I thought that men going at it was always a "gay thing". But as far as I am concerned, beautiful people going at it is art and not porn.



    73. 73

      They actually look cute together as strange as that sounds. I'm younger than Jesus and if only I could be so lucky!



    74. 74

      Re: *stars101*
      And who do you mean by "Jesus". I thought you were referring to one of Madge's boyfriends but on second look I think you meant the original. I never saw a photo of Jesus, have you?



    75. 75

      Sweet Jesus!!



    76. 76

      HHAAA HAAA HHHHAAAA, best fucking post EVER!!! and so 100% true



    77. 77

      wrong, wrong, wrong! the first words he said were: " you're welcome" after she screemed on the top of her building: " that was the best orgasm eeeeeeeever" !!!!!lol



    78. 78

      Re: *stars101* – Hey, how about Ian Somerhalder? ;)



    79. 79

      It's her money, she can do whatever she wants with it! But anyways remember MAdge asked you to check on your sources first before you post any mmm how she called it? oh yeah BS about her!

      —————————————————————————-
      Check Perez Hilton's twitter… he got on a ridicolous feud with Kirstey Alley & Melissa Gilbert, he trashed both down and was a vile evil!!! Check on his ridicolous rants.
      @kirstiealley At least I've never been to rehab. Seems like you're due for another visit soon, sweetie.
      @MelissaEGilbert I entertain people every day. Put smiles on millions of their faces.
      @MelissaEGilbert But I'm a blogger. That's what I do. I also do a lot of good and I GENUINELY think I'm making the world a better place.
      @kirstiealley Who is sadder: the gossip blogger or the hasbeen actress stooping down to his level? 'Nuff said. I win. TRY and top that!
      __________________________________________________________
      Perez needs a reality check!!!!



    80. 80

      Re: *stars101*
      Jonathan Bennet hot gaydar is yes
      Jesus Luz hot probably bi
      Matt Dallas not hot
      Reichen Lehmkul not my type (Mumra from the Tundercats)
      Ian Somerhalder very warm probably gay

      I'm sorry to say that my prognosis is that you are gay and not a lesbian. You just like gay guys. But on the other hand, we have a lot in common.



    81. 81

      she is rediculas, crazy spending her money on him..why



    82. 82

      Re: topper – Okay, Topper, let's see how your gaydar works.
      Gorgeous hunk Ryan Reynolds is married to Scarlett Johanssen. What is your gaydar saying about Ryan?



    83. 83

      tha fuck?
      he can't even speak english!?

      damn, people get more stupid by the hour.

      but I do fancy that hat



    84. 84

      Re: topper – #81 You are so smart and sexy.Lets get together!



    85. 85

      AWESOME!!! go on with yo bad self!



    86. 86


    87. 87

      Re: GirlsJustWannaHaveFun
      The Kinsey Reports say that people are on a sliding scale of bisexuality. Hardly anyone is 100% gay or straight. So my feel for Ryan Reynolds is that he is about 85-95% straight. He probably has had his time in the barn loft but then who hasn't?



    88. 88

      HEY! TIME TO FALL IN LOVE FOR BRAZIL….THE BEST OF YOU HAS JUST DISCOVERED THAT!

    89. 29 says – reply to this


      89

      Re: StupidBitchesNeedsToLearn – dammit, you beat me to it!
      bitch looks nasty with her those veins about to burst through her skin!

    90. 29 says – reply to this


      90

      Re: demster – oh stfu! why don't you pass that comment of yours on to fatfuck when he posts blogs that consist of nothing but shit talking about other people. ie—miley (until she decided to support gay marriage) jennifer aniston, miss cali, etc….you fucking moron, it's the same danm thing.



    91. 91

      hes hott! you can see her veins! ahh its scary.
      but still, who cares, they need to communicate somehow, not really a big deal.



    92. 92

      ew look at that vein going down her right arm…soo gross.



    93. 93

      love Madonna but the poppin-veins have got to be toned down. U r an attractive woman, not a 20 yr old boy.



    94. 94

      "ESL" boy toy. That's cold, Perez.



    95. 95

      When oh When is she going to give up wearing those bloody fingerless gloves…



    96. 96

      EWWW!
      Look at her arm. Disgusting



    97. 97

      she is so sexy and hot! looks no older than 30 love her shes the queen!



    98. 98

      I love u M! ur bf is HOT!



    99. 99

      Oh to be with either one of them for a night!



    100. 100

      Madonna should spray her arm veins with "glow in the dark" colors so that her veins will have a purpose—they are getting attention for being ugly, so maybe she can color them so that she can pretend to be "cool".

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