Nick Cannon Goes Off
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Um…okay.
So Nick Cannon got a hold of Eminem's new album, which leaked on the Internets (it sucks), and he offered his scattered review of the tracks on his blog.
Everything was nice and "mediocre" until Eminem took a dig at his wife, Mariah Carey, and Nick took to his blog to prove why children need to be supervised on the internet.
First, Nick finds himself conversing with some dudes on his shoulders, with one saying, "No Nicholas, there is no need to play into his negativity. He is just a troubled soul yearning for the lost spotlight. You must be Christ like and turn the other cheek" and the other dude rousing him to battle, saying, "What Nigga?! Is you scared?! You can’t let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton shit! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!"
He then debates whether or not he should challenge Eminem to a rap off, but decides against it. Smart move, Nick.
And then, through some some sort of whack logic, Nick arrives at the conclusion that Eminem's greatest transgression is insulting a black woman, saying, "this so-called man has just disrespected and slanderized one of the world’s most significantly influential artists, one of the most notable BLACK females of our time, the incredibly cherished, globally loved and world-embraced woman of color, Mariah Carey!"
He then invites Eminem to "holler at me on some grown man shit. Man to man, let’s meet up and deal with this like adults. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here Pimp! because "I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight."
But the most amusing aspect of Nick's rant is when he refers to Eminem as "Miss Marshall," suggesting that being a woman is an insult.
We wonder how Eminem is going to respond!
You can listen to the panty knot inducing song below.
[Images via WENN.]
Like what Eminem says matters. He's a loser and washed up. This time next year we won't be talking about him or thinking about him. He'll be turning tricks to support his daughter.
Yawn…..Next Topic
Umm ojay..we'll Miss Mariah is mixed; let us not forget about that…so what if is Nick is pissed, I'd be too if someone took a stab at my husband…aah celebs
Nick Cannon is going to get his ass beat if he doesn't shut his fucking mouth. His talentless ass, only good for a few corny ass songs, a corny ass show, and his corny ass old wife. Get over yourself, Em has more money then you`ll ever have, so I suggest you just keep quiet before you get in between something you don't want to be in. Free-Speech, bitch.
Nick Cannon is a joke.
EMINEM is a HAS BEEN and needs to make fun of ppl to get fame, thats so old. he needs to go hide back in the creepy hole he came out of. A person who diss his own family has to be a first class retard.
FUCK Eminem=LOOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Cannon is an idiot
i love how he starts off the song in verse1 by saying 'locked in mariah's wine cellar'
You know Christina Aguliaa….yeah u get me, she can sing to. But you didn't see her going into a BF when he sang about her and Shitney Spears, did ya? Nick Cannon should stick to what he knows….being his wifes sidekick and doormat, and telling MEDIOCRE jokes to kids that really think he's a turd.
Nexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxt
Oh BTW
Mariah Carey sucks, black or white, BITCH SUCKS!
&& Em and Mariah have had this little childish bullshit going on for years, probably when Nick was still shucking and jiving on Nickelodeon, so he needs to stay out of grown folks business. Fucking butt-boy, tagging around on mommy petticoat. That's the only reason why you're still in the damn papers is because of Mariah, and she's not black, she's mixed..oh my god..and you want a rap-off with Em? You…fucking..moron, you couldn't keep a up a fucking rap-off on your damn show…stfu.
hahah
mariah is a black woman now??? hahah.. well okay she is..but just by a needle prick…
but smh at nick cannon.. is he always gonna be releasing statement everytime someone says something about his wife?? she's a celeb so she's gonna poked everytime..get off your high horse..
but its nice to know that you consider yourself corny..
Where the fuck are my comments????????????
EVERYTHING ABOUT EMINEM IS BLACK .. EVERYONE HE'S ASSOCIATED WITH IS BLACK! I THOUGHT NICK HAD A POINT IN THE BEGINING AND I WAS ON HIS SIDE HE WAS RIGHT TO DEFEND HIS WIFE. BUT THEN AS YOU READ THE BLOG IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE THERES SOMETHING ELSE NICKS TRYINNA DEFEND.WHY DOES HE EVEN NEED TO ASK HIMSELF WHETHER TO HAVE A RAP BATTLE WITH SLIM?? HAHA! HE MADE A SONG CALLED "GIGILO" THATS OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN! NOBODY LIKES A HYPOCRITE.WORD OF ADVICE NICK .. DO NOT MENTION EMINEMS DAUGHTER IF YOUR REALLY GONNA ENGAGE IN BEEF WITH EMINEM, YOU JUST HAVE TO CALL JA RULE AND ASK WHAT THAT DID TO HIS CAREER! YOU THINK YOUR DEALING WITH THE "WITHOUT ME" OR "WE MADE YOU" JOKEY SLIM SHADY. YOU EVEN HINT AT HIS DAUGHTER AND YOU WILL GET BENZINOD. AND ASK YOURSELF THIS WHERE IS BENZINO NOW? ITS OBVIOUS THIS SONG WAS JUST A PUBLICITY STUNT TO GET PPL TALKIN AGAIN AND YOU NICK CANNON ARE PLAYING PUTTY INTO HIS HANDS. FURTHERMORE, YOU TAKE ON EMINEM, YOU TAKE ON D12, YOU TAKE ON 50 CENT, YOU TAKE ON LLOYD BANKS, YOU TAKE ON ALL OF AFTERMATH. EVEN WORSE YOU TAKE ON DR DRE. ALL OF THESE GUYS HAVE PAID THEIR "HOMAGE" TO SLIM AND IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT EMINEM, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT EMINEM WOULD DIE FOR HIS HOMIES AND IT WORKS THE SAME THE OTHER WAY AROUND. NICE KNOWIN YA NICK R.I.P. EMIMEMS WASHED UP? WHO CARES? LIKE HE HASNT ACHEIVED ENOUGH ALREADY? WHAT HAS NICK CANNON DONE? THE ONLY THING I KNOW HIM FOR IS MARIAH CAREY. WHAT A GREAT CAREER MOVE THAT WAS.
Still like Eminem who cares if he took the mick out of Mariah
OH PULEEZE!!!! Nick Cannon is exactly what he said he is…a punk ass BOY from Nickelodeon. Eminem is simply using music for his therapy, he and Mariah had a shiteous relationship, and then a horrid break-up! Let him vent. If you don't like it, why go out of your way to get her ex's album???? and then on top of it, listen and analyze it. Eminem is just havin fun, and oh wait something NICK doesn't have…A CAREER!!!!!
Sounds like a lot to do about nothing, Nick should look for other ways to get media attention besides starting lame ass fights with other celebs. What a fool he is.
Nick Cannon need to stfu because he's just mad that Eminem is a wayyyyyyy better rapper and Eminem gets more respect than Mariah's ass kisser.
Haha, you see eminem used to fuck mariah, he knows her for the real pill popper she is. Nick Cannon sounds like such a bitch about it, my first laugh of the day!
not nearly as embarrassing as what you have been doing to ms. california.
haha nick canon is an idiot any way he married old ass mariah to get some publicity and her money . i wanna see what happens wen em comes at him yea Eminem makes fun of other ppl 2 get fame wat else is knew its entertaining its kinda what Perez does don't u think?
oh shit, here we go….
at least it'll be a decent "fight" considering Nick isn't a girl(christina, Brit, Kendra) or a guy that ways 110 lbs (moby)…
that being said hey both are WACK.Use to love Em too
I agree with Nick.
Re: Freki4Hotness – Eminem put himself all out there talking about someone's wife. Any family is taboo. So if M is a man he should be able to take as good as he gives.
BTW, Em's dissin everyone was cool back in the day, but it's getting kinda old. He really needs to think of some new tricks. Dude is like 36 now. What kind of example is he setting for his daughter? Grow up.
Mariah's black? when did this happen?
LMAO Eminem ALREADY won this hahahahaha nick cannon is so stupid. eminem is racist?? hahahahahahahahaha omg i'm dying
Wow…Eminem's "feud" with Mariah was like 6-8 years ago. Is he going to go after Moby, X-tina, and Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog on his latest CD as well. You've been out of the spotlight too long, Em…try catching up with the rest of the world now.
hahaha nick is a dumdass
that trashy hog whoriah is not black. her father was venezuelan. she needs to stop telling that lie already.
Wish I could snap my fingers right now. Sooooo many wonderful things running through my mind if that could happen.
Something Nick Cannon should put through his head, is the fact that Mariah is half white, a quarter Venezuelan (south american - latino for the slow people) & a quarter black.
I really dislike when people do not state their full mixed ancestries - She also, not to my recollection, has ever made a case for herself, stating she represents black women, because in the interviews I've seen of her, she states shes is a hispanic, black white mix
Nick Cannon needs to do what he does best, Shut up - & leave the situation alone.
u do know em will whup nicks ass right?
Nick Cannon is whackity whackity WHACK and MOOriah is a crazy DRUNK. Nicky needs to sit his whack, immature and childish azz DOWN and STFU before he ends up gettin that whack azz BEAT down.
Mooriah Scarey is fake and whack who prances around the stage LIPSYNCHING
Idiot.
Mooriah Scarey is fake and whack, prancing around the stage trying to look cute while LIPSYNCHING to pre-recorded tracks. She can't sing live to save her life. She along with little Nicky needs to sit her azz DOWN.
First of all, Mariah is 1/2 Irish-American, 1/4 African-American and 1/4 Venezuelan according to her imdb bio, so to say she is the "most notable Black women" is a little funny….what about the most notable Irish-American or most notable Venezuelan
Nick shouldn't be that pissed… Eminem has a right to talk about Mariah… it's not like he doesn't know her, they went out! I like how Nick thinks that he can have a rap-off with Eminem, one of the best freestylers, like, ever. Seriously, grow up.
haha why would nick put himself on the list like that? the only reason nick gets in the news is cause of his wife.
i mean how long have Em & mariah had this little thing going on? long before nick was in the news.
and again perez - dont judge hip hop until you learn what real music is.
Re: Mrs Roberta Pattinson –
a persons daughter and a persons wife are two completely different things.
and nick cannon is obviously not JUST angry that em went after his wife. if you read the whole of the blog i think nicks got some insecurities.
its true that em put himself out there making fun of people but how is that childish? Like you dont make fun of celebs in your spare time, i mean your on PEREZ HILTON, you cant act like you dont know alot about celebs. the reason why most of ems fans dont get tired of him is coz he lays low and doesnt bask in the limelight and never walks the red carpet, therefore seperating himself from the usual celebrity and then saying whats on peoples minds coz come on who can ever take what someone like miley cyrus says?? like everything she says isnt premeditated and written out for her before she says it by her disney channel bosses?
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i am so over whoriah and her husband.
what the fuck now!!!!!! so when did black become being mixed. that's what every freaking mix kid is messing up their lives. Black is about slavery you freaking retards. now, we get white ppl getting into black ppl issues.
When you have a solid fanbase like Eminem, its ok to take a few years off and come back when you feel like it. Def. not a has-been
omg i'm dying, lol. nick is a has-been as well. hm, well wait, i don't think he was ever relevant. nope sorry, next!
Who is Nick Cannon aside from being Mr. Mariah Carey? Also, it doesn't matter what race (or multiple races) she is, he wasn't making fun of her race. He was making fun of how crappy and melodramatic she is/was. I don't even like Eminem but deal with it, you're a celebrity and you will get made fun of. Don't try and turn it into a race thing, lame-o. Especially when your black wife is blond and has a white mother.
last i checked, when a BLACK man gets married to a MIXED race woman that doesnt automatically make HER black. shit. Nick Cannon is nothing compared to Eminem tho
Re: allykisskiss – When her black father and her mom got together and made her.
he owes eminem a huge thank you, for giving his career a boost!
ohh nick. he just loves the spotlight. mariah supports your ass so i dont know why youre acting like a youre a man.
shut the hell up and get a fucking job.
So let me get this straight, Nick. Because Eminem is white, he's "Nickelodeon"? Hmmm, 8 Mile is a far stretch from Nickelodeon…
I agree #46. It's so obvious little Nicky is trying to blow this up by bringing the race thing into it. Scarey ISN'T all that "black".
FYI NICK CAREY : MARIAH CAREY IS NOT BLACK ! SHE IS PART BLACK…SHE SAID SO HERSELF THAT SHE IS TRI-RACIAL : HER MOM IS IRISH AND HER DAD WAS A BLACK VENEZUELAN…SO MC IS HALF WHITE AND QUARTER BLACK AND QUARTER HISPANIC///EMIINEM ON THE OTHER HAND SUCKS ASS !!
I agree #46. It's so obvious little Nicky is trying to blow this thing up even more by bringing the race thing into it. Scarey ISN'T even all that "black". Negro please!
&& Perez, no offense..but you know nothing about real Hip-Hop. Putting Lady Gaga, Kylie, and these Koren Pop groups on here, shows exactly what kind of music you're into. We get it. You know nothing about Hip-Hop though, and just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it sucks.
Miss Fem is a good for nothing Douche and Nick has every right to defend his wife. Whatever you may think of Mariah, its cheap and uncalled for to record your cheap beef with her as her ex lover. Fem needs to put another album together where he can bitch and wine over his 2nd time (ex) wife again.(dont even know if they';re still together). He is full of crap..
Nick baby..dont get al hot and bothered with that lesbian rapper..you and Mariah are happy..that is what matters.
Re: Roccomagoo – Nick is from Nickelodeon. he was talkin about himself in that line.
I didn't know who Nick Canon was till he married Mariah Carey.. and that says it all.. He has nothing on Eminem, not only EM is a grammy winner but also an Oscar winner… Nick is coming in between Mariah and Eminem beef to get some media attention.. what a wussy he is is… a Cry Baby.
Nick Cannon is pathetic and has been since nickelodeon
"the nick cannon show" sucked nuts
Him battle Eminem? LMFAO
Eminem would tear him a new one.
NEWS FLASH nick, mariah sucks too
Quite the amusing summary of events…Nick doesn't even need to go there with Em. Both of these guys have fans, but Nick probably should have addressed him directly because these internets will spin that sheyot out of control.
Em should let that MC sheyot go STAT…
I'd bet that Em ignores this ass clown's comments. Remind me - what is Nick's claim to fame other than marrying Mariah?
Re: Freki4Hotness – I disagree: family is family. I don't care if it were my sister, my mother, my daughter, whatever. I would defend them too. Also, while I don't like EVERYONE I meet, I think it is a waste of my time and energy to hate on them, and I laugh at people who waste their time and energy hating on me. Yes, I read stuff about celebrities: that and online shopping are my two major forms of entertainment. I also may have an opinion about them (some negative, some positive), but I don't make it my life's work to say these things…nor do I dwell on what these people do…it's a form of entertainment for me, that's all. That said, I do think that M&M is immature, his rapping style is old, teenybopper shit. People are rapping about more important stuff these days: life in general…it's more profound than Em's brand of bullshit which reminds me of middle school. He needs to seriously change his style up or he will become obsolete very fast.
Um, so I'm confused. Who is Nick Cannon? What does he do, or has he done? And Im being serious, is he an actor?
what a joke. talk about eminem insulting his wife, he just called her a BLACK! i would be pissed as hell! why would he call her that? those people always bring race into it, never fails…
Eminem is a latent homosexual t*w*a*t with lady face. Who gives a crap what he thinks although I'm glad Nick defended his wife because that is his responsibility. Eminem is still the same angry little boy he was 10-11 years ago. He only "disses" people who look like "soft targets". You'll never hear him attacking Suge Knight or someone like that because he knows he'd get stomped into the ground. I can't stand someone who tries to go for easy target. Be a man, M&M. Stand up and insult someone who will actually kick your ass. God, I hate rappers but wigger rappers are the worst kind. DOWN WITH WIGGERS!!
man fuck nick cannon
Re: gabegetsyouhigh –
LMFAO!! I wonder how "those people" learned to make everything about race?
who the fuck cares
why would nick cannon take this shit so seriously, eminem is just trying to be provocative and it isn't working NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM ANYMORE.
eminem sucks, at least nick cannon is cute
this song is tuff nick canon just pissed that his ryhmes are wack and they will never be as good as eminem smart move their on not battling against so called wack eminem like you called him on your blog rapping and in the boxing ring nick canon is hopeless
Um… 'slanderize'??
Nick Cannon sucks
yea the last few Eminem records have sucked but atleast he could rap at one time which is more than i can say about Nick…really eminem makes fun of everyone know one takes him seriously. i think he could kick nick's ass too
Nick Cannon is an idiot and bringing race into it is just plain ignorant.
I think Eminem is GREAT! He is a brilliant, creative soul. People who don't like his music just don't get it.
nick cannon is a DOUCHE BAG, who fucking cares what he has to say. whats the last thing hes done, drum line? loserrr
She is a black woman because she has ¼ African American in her? So, that must mean that although I am ¾ Canadian and ½ American, I can consider myself American and I should be able to enter and work in the US without any problems….yeah…okay.
Em seems to be blacker than Mariah is.
Mariah Carey's black?
I think this was a respectable and humorous way to stick up for his wifey. He even managed to employ some self-deprecating humor while he did so, suggesting he's more emotionally mature than the average dude. You go, Nick!
Anyone who says Eminem is a hasbeen is a joke. Man has sold more albums than any other rap artist. Took a 4 year break and is still famous as hell. His old album is number 8 on iTunes right now cuz people are buying it in anticipation of his new CD. Nick Cannon hasn't done shit. And, if you don't like Eminem it's because A0 you're easily offended B) You have no appreciation for lyrics and rhyme schemes or c0 you have no idea what real hip hop is. FloRida is not hip hop. It pop. No one else in the world can do what Eminem does. That's why Lil Wayne was beggin Eminem to be on his new CD and Eminem just simply ignored him. It's like Eminem said, Rap is just a ringtone Genre now and it's annoying. That's why he came back.
The Candy rapper has officially melted!!! LMAO. He still seems so desperate 2 b w/ Mariah it shows how pathetic he still is after all these yrs. Also 2 the ignorant person who said Em is more black then Mariah: R u stereotyping a race of people? Besides don't know what they do in Canada, but here in the U.S. if u r a 1/4 Black then u r considered Black. Nick has every right 2 show the male population how 2 treat a women. I guess some men still don't wanna hear it.
He'd better check with his mommy first.
the album doesn't suck
i totally didnt understand anything that Eminem was saying in his new song….Whatever, that is why Eminem is famous - he pokes fun at other celebs. It's funny =]
Re: newfiechic –
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Mariah Carey is not 1/4 black, she's 1/2 black. Her father is black and can be easily found on a google search. There's no mistaking him for anything but black. His name is Alfred Carey and he's obviously Negro. I know it just kills some of you here.
Personally I think Nick Cannon is over reacting, it's Eminem so come on what did he expect when he listened to the album? harmony? I feel kind of sorry cause you know Eminem isn't going to let this one go.. I wonder what Mariah thinks of her husband acting like a teenager, and this whole situation….
looks like someone figured out that the cash cow is actually made of BEEF.
Ok I actually like this song. And I understand Cannon being upset, perhaps even Moriah, but anyone else who can't listen to this song and laugh must also get severely offended by "Bitch, Please!" (which became my damn anthem for a while, shooot).
Remember when jokes were just jokes? Oh yeah, that was a while ago, back when people shooting up a buncha innocent folks were labeled "crazy" and sent to jail, not to the psychiatrist.
First off, Mariah is of mixed race. From my personal experience, when you are of mixed race, you tend to lean more towards one particular race because you can "relate" better to that one more than the others. It's clear Mariah is more in touch with the black part of her heritage. I'm sure Nick would know her feelings about this since he's married to her. I'm not saying she or anyone else denies the other heritage, but there's always a chance you will relate to one over the other. Also, back in the day, even if you had an ounce of black blood in you, you were considered to be black even if you were lighter than your white relatives.
who cares Nick and Eminem both suck let's move on shall we
I can't believe Mariah's own husband doesn't know that she's only half black! What a fucking moron. -_-'
i cant even understand anything he is saying in this song. all i heard was baghdad. this song is so 2002. feminem is so lame now. but nick.. please take cue from beyonce and jay z and rise above these publicity stunts feminem pulls. you fall into his trap and are getting his shit album more press. just release a song to fight him don't talk about it.
she's not even half black! she's 1/4 black. the idea that eminem is a racist is a joke, and nick cannon is the biggest joke of all. if eminem and nick cannon had a rap off eminem would have destroyed him.
Who fucking cares eminem has been making fun of ppl in his songs..no one has said anything about it…..The songs are just for fun not to harass damn…
"But the most amusing aspect of Nick's rant is when he refers to Eminem as "Miss Marshall," suggesting that being a woman is an insult."
I thought this was an odd statement coming from someone who always refers to Eminem as "Fem" etc. etc.
As far as Nick Cannon, I think it's awesome that he's sticking up for his wife, but turning this into a racial issue is too much. Eminem has poked fun at people from all races, and suddenly now it's a problem? Nick just needs to laugh it off, lol! No need to get so emotional, the song wasn't even that offensive. =)
WTF??
EMINEM IS THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE!!!
NICK IS A FUCKIN JOKE HIS THE ONE THAT HIS CAREER IS IN THE ROCKZ PEREZ SO GET THAT STRAIGHT
I HATE IT WHEN U TALK SHYT BOUT EMINEM!!
Eminem is the a closet case loser who never actually made good music he just said things that people didn't like and that got him publicity and then people would buy his CD's and play them as loud as they could from their car so that everyone would know that they too are controversial and therefor cool.
i LOVE EMINEM AND ALWAYS HAVE!!!!
I think Nick Cannon needs to chill plus isnt he insulting himself when he is saying it took a boy toy Nickelodean "star"?
The race card? Of geez how old is that. You figure that when an african american becomes president that would finally stop coming into play almost every time. And Um… I don't think you can insinuate that a person is just talking about another cause of their color… if they dated her! I mean if he can be in a relationship with Mariah why would color matter? Nick, your to much of a kid to put 2 and 2 together. Your just mad cause he f*cked her.