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Filed under: Baby Blabber > Gwen Stefani

Gwen Stefani and her son hit up LA's The Grove shopping complex this past weekend.

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Kingston Rossdale is crying because _________.

[Image via WENN.]

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  1. 1

    He's in a wife beater and needs a hair cut.



  2. 2

    you cant always get what you want?



  3. 3

    Because he's so cute; even he can't take it.



  4. 4

    His momma is a Holla BAck Girl and his father is bisexual



  5. 5

    He was forced to read The Canterbury Tales



  6. 6

    He saw that ladies booty in back of him



  7. 7

    Re: SillyB

    Haha. I miss the days Gavin Rossdale was fronting Bush, i.e. actual music, since he married Gwen it's been a long slow downward spiral.



  8. 8

    …..because he finally saw a picture of daddys ex-boyfriend "marilyn" from the uk



  9. 9

    annoyed anyone?????

  10. MVM10 says – reply to this


    10

    he knows Mommy and Daddy's careers suck



  11. 11

    because he is so cute!



  12. 12

    because he found out that daddy before mommy dated a guy in a dress



  13. 13

    because he is a toddler and toddlers are whiney! lol



  14. 14

    …mommy said "no more breast feeding for you, young man!"



  15. 15

    because his mother so white, and her hair is so white, and he clothes are also so white the glare hurts his eyes…



  16. 16

    no one cares!



  17. 17

    hwywri. Been thinking about the last time a lot lately. I want to look into your eyes again. 46



  18. 18

    … mommy dumped daddy. Just kiddin but she's not wearing a ring.



  19. 19

    He's been told he can't meet his half sister because she's a bit of a dog really. Plus, his gum has gone too hard and he has been told not to flob it out at the paps nearby…



  20. 20

    because no one cares!



  21. 21

    his mom did a really shitty cover of adam ant's stand and deliever



  22. 22

    His father is ashamed of the fact that's he's bisexual.
    He's a liar & a disgrace to the GLBT community.



  23. 23

    he has a bad mom



  24. 24

    he's not used to mommy since he's always with his nanny" haha



  25. 25

    his mom did a really crappy cover of adam ant's stand and deliver.



  26. 26

    He heard the word NO for the first time



  27. 27

    Re: JizzyBall – Right on the money. If you have one, you know it doesn't take much to get that response :) .



  28. 28

    Kingston is crying because he doesn't know who the fuck who this woman is, doesn't know he has a mommy, just the nannies.



  29. 29

    Rossdale is crying because he just found out from her mom that his Daddy is as gay as a picnic basket!



  30. 30

    Kingston Rossdale is crying because his moms hairstyles are so tragic!



  31. 31


  32. 32

    He's not even crying…the sun is just bothering him…he's the king and kings don't cry.



  33. 33

    kids will cry…..he's prob spolied



  34. 34

    Re: PP16WW – what the heck is up with your comments?
    from what I can tell you use this blog to carry out some sordid affair or relationship. that's creepy and f'ing strange! can you say p-a-t-h-e-t-i-c!!!!! LOLZ



  35. 35

    BECAUSE GAY PEREZ WAS STALKING THAT LITTLE BOY… WHO THE HELL WOULDN'T CRY IN THAT SITUATION?



  36. 36

    his moms music sucks and is going to fail in her comeback



  37. 37

    Daddy's off cheating on Mommy like always instead of spending time with the family!



  38. 38

    My moms 40 but she's on TV trying to act like she's 20 again..No Doubt.



  39. 39

    he just saw No Doubt's performance on American Idol, yikes!



  40. 40

    because his mom is cooler than him



  41. 41

    He knows that his mommy is now merely famous for being famous, and that somewhere he has a sibiling who is half dog.



  42. 42

    Kingston Rossdale is crying because he finally saw "mommy" without makeup.



  43. 43

    He just heard his mother (try to) sing live! ***Yikes***



  44. 44

    he heard her sing that shitty song on American Idol!



  45. 45

    ……he spotted you in the crowd, PRICKerez.



  46. 46

    he's a toddler - duh!



  47. 47

    he wants another slushee



  48. 48

    Re: frusciante

    Bisexual? I think you're being a bit too generous there.



  49. 49

    He saw Perez in the crowd and said 'Aww shit, I'm going to be on his fucking website AGAIN"



  50. 50

    I don't wanna go to rehab when I'm 18!



  51. 51

    he is a kid. He sure is cute but looks like quite the handful!



  52. 52

    HELP MY SISTER BATTLE CANCER ANG HELP GET HER STORY OUT PLEASE
    w w w . s a v e j e n n . w o r d p r e s s . c o m
    w w w . s a v e j e n n . w o r d p r e s s . c o m
    w w w . s a v e j e n n . w o r d p r e s s . c o m
    w w w . s a v e j e n n . w o r d p r e s s . c o m



  53. 53

    because he is dressed like Kevin Federline!



  54. 54

    his Mom's spikey bangs just poked him in the eye



  55. 55

    Mommy is on a five-minute-long cocaine withdrawal



  56. 56

    He saw your face Perez.



  57. 57

    perez t bagged him



  58. 58

    ummmmm, cuz she is a biotch? Because she is vain?



  59. 59

    isn't he a little young to be chewing gum? isn't that a choking hazard at his age?



  60. 60

    BECAUSE THE F-ING PAPPARAZI IN THE US HAS NO RESPECT FOR KIDS AND IS PROBABLY SCARING THE POOR KID LIKE THEY DO TO SO MANY
    sO SAD



  61. 61

    his shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S!



  62. 62

    because he has a fake tear drawn on his face.



  63. 63

    because of the damn paparazzi!!



  64. 64

    because he looks like a baby kevin federline. and he doesn't like it one bit.



  65. 65

    Cause the lady behind her has a big ass!



  66. 66

    he watched american idol last week



  67. 67

    that old guy just slapped mommy's butt!



  68. 68

    Re: footefetish – but if you try sometimes….you might find…



  69. 69

    because she sucked on american idol.



  70. 70

    doesnt gwen experience head trauma from all that platinum blonde hair dye?



  71. 71

    He found out he would be featured on Perdouche's website and hates perez so much, he just couldn't take it anymore!



  72. 72

    Has anyone else noticed that she's not wearing her wedding ring? I don't think it's been on her in any recent appearance….hope everythings ok.



  73. 73

    Coz new Mommy Marilyn is a Skanker Sore Cumdrunk WHHHHOOOOOHHHHHAAAAAHHHHH! :-D



  74. 74

    Where is Gwen's ring? Trouble in paradise?



  75. 75

    uhhh maybe bc he looks like a girl

  76. DALE says – reply to this


    76

    He's crying because you tried to touch his special place.



  77. 77

    he heard his mom sing live.



  78. 78

    because the fucking paparazzi won't leave him alone.



  79. 79

    because he's a fuckin bratt that wants everything! and mom dresses him like a girl when she puts skinny jeans on him! This kid is gonna be gay as his dad!



  80. 80

    His daddy is bisexual



  81. 81

    Because his name is "Kingston"



  82. 82

    because all the fucking paparazzi are harassing him and that scares kids, Imagine a whole hoard of photographers would be following you and your kids and tell me they wouldn't be crying….



  83. 83

    He's got Gwen Stafanny for a mother??



  84. 84

    HES CRYING BECAUSE HES A FUCKING SPOILED BRAT WHO ONCE DIDNT GET WHAT HE WANTED



  85. 85

    Because Gwen's hair is so crunchy and brittle, it's like broom bristles keep brushing his arm.



  86. 86

    Mommy & Daddy will only let him listen to the mediocre 90's alternative bands that they front



  87. 87

    Because he misses No Doubt, and is sick of wearing a wife beater.



  88. 88

    because he saw his mom without lipstick



  89. 89

    he's sick of mommy using him as clothes horse for her kiddie line of clothes and of course he's a little spoiled brat who wants to be carried around all the time.



  90. 90

    Because… he relised he has a big white tear on his face… & and it wont go away



  91. 91

    because he looks like his dad there

    i would too little one :(



  92. 92

    Because he prefers "Mommy Maralyn".



  93. 93

    Mommy, stop being such a bitch! I really, REALLY wanna meet my older sister. Why do you have to be such a control freak?



  94. 94

    Because he is spoiled brat.



  95. 95

    because he is having a flashback to his mother's shiteous performance on American Idol…



  96. 96

    Because his mommy won;t let him down!



  97. 97

    he watched his mother performance on idol the other night!



  98. 98

    he is 3..duh



  99. 99

    because hes spoiled. DAH. n thats what spoiled children do… cry to get their way



  100. 100

    he's tired of being dragged around and on the go. He just wants to go to the park!

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