Hands Off!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Robert Pattinson
No no no!
R-Patz left his Beverly Hills hotel room on Sunday afternoon with a young lady in tow!
We're told they're just "friends."
But, still. Hands off!
Pattinson looked as deelish as ever in head-to-toe black. He also looked like he could use a good shower, a body scrub, a colonic, some detoxing and a good facial.
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
Posted: May 11, 2009 at 3:00 pm
OMG! I love RPattz!
How can you say someone needs a wash when you can only see a tiny bit of their face?
Weirdooo.
Oh, and you don't own him Perez - grow up.
Ew im sure she had fun basking in his pp cheese.
"I'm with Perez"… EUUHMM Dream On Perez!
Rob looks good though.!
OHH HELL NOO!!!
OMG HIS SOO GOOD FUCKIN LOOKIN =)
Yummy. Hahahaha "I'm with Perez". Yeah, you wish
calm down Perez…she dates one of his friends.
has our love affair with rob patt come to an end ??
hmmm… lol
Don't worry Perez. The girl is dating Rob's friend. So they're really friends. xD
i want to see twat she looks like!!!!!!
He needs to come back to London ASAP.
Oh man. I'd so do him.
omgggggggggg he's soooooo gorgeoussss
i love himmm and who's that girl???
love you robbbb
And also Perez, if you do ever manage to get that lunch date with him, be sure to let me and New Yawk Punk tag along.
oh cmon perez! She is dating one of Rob's friend. Are u still Crying about that! And yeah he will be with you only in ur dreams hunny. Oh and stop about that he doesnt shower cause that was a fucking rumor. He's mine
i second that. she better stay away from him.
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also, i think reob looks pretty clean…PEREZ
just kidding
but he does look clean.
Relax, perez..she's dating one of his friends. He's still your bitch
segzii
Perez, she's dating his friend…..don't worry…….E Online says his girl is K-Stew…….
Slightly off topic but has anyone noticed how much the site has improved since that Harry Balsac guy was banned?
Are you one of the losers who think they have chance? Chances are you'll turn straight before you'll ever get laid.
Shannon Woodward.
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judging by the body language i would say they were just friends. defo had sex though lol u look at the pics they have swapped what they are doing he is fiddling wiv his zip she s hands in pockets the next pic is the other way round they have just had sex and fair play to em !!!!! xoxo
He's hot.
Perez and Robert are in love forever!
Re: Chaucer – #21 who is Harry Balsac? Was he a bad person?
I don't get the hype about this guy. he's sloppy looking and way ugly!!
ummm why would you white-out her face? i wanna see what she looks like!
Who the hell is she?
Mm. I don't think he needs anything, besides me.
;)
Mario 3 words for you IN YOUR DREAMS but it sure made me laugh lol she is a twat looklike but i hope she is nicer and not a B****
She looks uncomfortable lol….. and they are walking WAY far apart.. so…. I don't see any attraction here.
He was only here for 1 day! : (
Rpattz come back! Poor guy I feel so sorry for him. As much as I love my rob fix I wish everyone would just let him be. I hope he doesn't go insane. Hang in there Rob!!!
"I'm with Perez."
U have to share like we all….
But I think U have a better chance….
Rob is gay … Take ur chance
I take Kellan
WAIT… they LEFT his hotel room?? WTF??? oooh ok I just read she's dating his friend. I feel better now! haha!
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God, I hate this shit
Re: Chaucer –
the site was BETTER with him
they make him look good in the twilight movies…but hes actually very unattractive.
that girls is SO SHORT!
haha yeah it was me bc hes my man..sorry perez!
Re: Chaucer – please go with him
Re: Soda-Pop-Lover – tell me about it!!!
Her name is shannon woodward and she is dating one of his friends.
Feel sorry for him, can't even take a walk without being drooled over by desperate people thinking they're in love with the guy! Come on! Get a life!
that better not be kristen stewart. ugh i don't wanna see him with anyone except ME.
She is dating his friend!!!!!
Rob's with me …
not too sure but i hear that she is one of his friends girlfirends…and what is up with you calling him "deelish"…i thought he repulsed u peretzel…and im not sure how he makes it thru the cali heat wearing all black and sweats all the time…maybe thats how he stays so trim, he just melts himself…lmao…anyhow, the girl does look rather kristin stewartish…she'd probably be his type if she werent already taken…but then again her having a BF could just be a ploy…hehehe…who knows…
Re: Movie Addict –
Some idiot that was always ruining the comment threads.
See, I would actually be ok with this couple. Not that I my opinion matters, but I'm not a fan of Kristen or Nikki being with him. He needs someone outside of the Twilight craziness. I wonder where they met?
thats his friend girl
Leave his colon out of this!
Perez, you have no chance with this guy or any other guy.
Re: Movie Addict – HARRY B IS AN ICON AROUND HERE!!! THAT SHIT KNOWS NOT OF WHICH SHE SPEAKS.
that's his friend's gf.
He is a man, not a zefron. WTF is with gossipers insisting he is dirty! He is only supposed to sparkle when he is EC!
I like you Perez, but the whole calling dibs on straight men has GOT TO STOP!! Especially when attack an innocent girl in the process. You are vilifying these girls/women without merit and it's just plain rude! I have nothing against gay men or women, but when you start mentioning colonics, you're just grossing me out!! That, in my opinion, was WAY over the line!
Re: Movie Addict – a brilliant person who would say the funniest things, all in fun (except to people like chaucer, he hated nasty haters). Harry was funny as hell, used to have 200-300 comments per post when harry was around, all people laughing at what he said.
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this site has truly died since harry left
Re: Kate27_is_a_Moron –
I hope you're not saying that while using a real picture of you as your avatar, because DAMN, you want to talk about ugly?!?! That would be YOU!
fyi thats shannon woodward
Im jealous!!!
They are definitely just friends, she is dating one of Rob's good friends.
Umm, Perez–that's just a friend of Rob's, but that "upsets" you–you REALLY don't want to see all the pictures of Rob and Kristen Stewart that have been surfacing over the last few weeks. Me thinks Rob is taken and Kristen is the one doing the taking..if you get my drift.
Is this going to be another female-bash fest like you do with vanessa you misogynist fuck?
well they really look like they're just friends, i mean, love looks different, ay?
OMG PEREZ IVE BEEN GAGGING FOR SOME PEREZ PRINTED ROB NEWS FOR WEEKS AND THIS IS WHAT YOU BRING ME???????????? :'( THIS WILL NOT DOOO!!! :'0 i am totally freaked out now. great. i have exams tomorrow and im sufferening severe robstrain… ooohhhh
That girl is dating one of his friends….Do some research Perez. And stop making everyone panic.
Re: Chaucer – The site has gone to crap!
ey you are little mean now he is with me and stop destroying such a beatiful pic its him in it grr
omgggg hu is da bitch!!!
You will never have him Fatio
Why is every female Rob is with, he has to be dating or screwing. Geesh, let him have friends. Feel sorry the way he's been followed and trashed.
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Oh Perez, not to worry - she dates one of his close friends. Just glad to see him on your sight looking delish as always.
WHAT THE FUCK MARIO
Love R-Pattz!!!!! He is such a dear boy….
WHAT THE FUCK MARIO
stop with your obsession.
you dont even know him and hes not gay
get the fuck over yourself
and are you serious? you really crossed out her face so we couldnt see it and wrote on his shirt. hes not yours. stop fucking with the pictures. and the drawings of dicks and stuff is really fucking old.
they're not together. see the distance? it's not intimate, isn't it? and i heard she's dating one of his friends.
He is still with Kristen Stewart!!!!!!!!!!Not with that chick!!!he had many female friends!!!!!!!!!!And he is not gay!Forget it Perez!!!!
He's the yummiest. He is so good looking in the movie and he usually looks like a crazy in is real life pics but here is one where he actually looks fab.
Hey Porkez, don't start again with that "Rpattz needs shower" slander. That's a bunch of crap.
And in any case, I have a shampoo and a yummy smelling bar of soap and a fluffy Egyptian cotton towel all ready for my RPattz!!!
Re: _Alice_ – eeeeewwwwwww i thought harry had taste
He is so scrumptious…
Anyone knows why Perez wrote "I'm with Perez" on Rob's chest???? Is Perez having a crush on Rob? What happened to his precious Zac Efron?
why do you think he needs a wash when you can barely see him, anyway her looks very handsome as per usual
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – #58,63,67,thanks for the info.He sounds like he would have been fun to talk with.I wish I joined when he was here.Hope he didn't die?
Perez are you back to the Rob's dirty thing again? C'mon, he looks clean to me. And - as many other posters have already pointed out - the girl in the pics is Shannon Woodward who is apparently dating Brit actor Andrew Garfield - Garfield is friends with RPattz.
I like him Dirty!!
Look at the sweet smile on his face! That looks like a nice moment between friends. Bless them.
Awwww… I love his smile….. sigh….
what a bunch of losers. all of you saying 'she better stay back, etc'. are you freaking kidding? you have zero chance. get over it. incidentally, thats his friends girlfriend. quit whining and get a life.
You're seriously a pathetic little man Perez…
Re: Movie Addict – infuckingcredible, you would of loved him. he was/is on d lis ted recently, dont know if he is still there
Yeah, he looks good but it's redundant to keep stating the obvious. He would never date a fan at this point he's way too paranoid and insecure now. So a co-star would make sense or a friend of a friend. That entire get up he's wearing is for a sense of security. Sad. Go back to London shit. Pls.
Re: JigSaw – He does. But that fatass put a drug in his drink. She's nasty like that. Desperate and skanky. Poor thing.
Damn perez i would like to see what she looks like!
Perez, you'll never get your paws onto Rob, not in your wildest wet dream.
Rob is STRAIGHT! Can you get it through your thick scull? Go drool over Zaquisha.
Re: Chaucer –
you are so right!!!! haha
This can't be Perez, he's not skinny….
Re: love me tender –
That cat is absolutely precious!