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Heidi Montag Makes Soft-Core Porn!

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Writhing around in a bikini and looking sexy is harder than you'd think, y'all.

Just ask Spencer Pratt's wife!

Check out The Hills star's new "music video" for her song Black Out (above).

Thoughts?????

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511 comments to “Heidi Montag Makes Soft-Core Porn!”

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  1. 1

    OMG BARF!



  2. 2

    Piece of ROYAL SHIT!!!



  3. 3

    WOW this girl is seriously fucked up this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen she isnt even hot enough to be on a beach looking like an ass in a bikini! this is the same thing as her other music video both are fucking RETARTED!!



  4. 4

    MY EARS, MY EYES…pull them out of my head and clog my ears. Perez it is sooooo beneath you to promote her and the loser she is "married" to.



  5. 5

    this is grosssssssss. she needs a new jobbb.



  6. 6

    This HAS to be a joke!



  7. 7

    Didn't PAris Hilton do this same shit a coouple years ago? I'd hit it though.



  8. 8

    this is grrrosssss. she neeed a new day job.



  9. 9

    Hmm, song isn't bad, but Heidi's face and that bikini are just too gross for words…



  10. 10

    seriously she is freakin smokin in this video - she could get any guy looking like that - WHY SPENCER!!!!



  11. 11

    Why do her and spencer think that rolling around in the sand in a bikini is a good music video? Its not! Shes never going to be taken seriously.



  12. 12

    that is SO crap. she is a total pog.



  13. 13

    Her hair looks good.



  14. 14

    Why? Somebody tell me why. Dang.



  15. 15

    For the love of all that's Holy make it stop!



  16. 16

    I'm pretty much embarrassed for her. This song and this video are absolutely terrible.

    Hey, at least she knows what she's good at! (Unfortunately for her, that's wearing a bikini).



  17. 17

    really? is she really proud of this? i mean how many close up shots of her ass, tits, and vag does one video really need? its just a matter of time before the speidi sex tape is "accidently leaked" to the press…. What would jesus think Heidi?



  18. 18

    she's got a bad case of horseface.



  19. 19

    Heidi's music is not bad, it is actually pretty catchy. I loved her "Overdosing" video because it was very campy, and she seemed to be making fun of herself a little bit. This one is just ridiculous! Yes, she has a great body. I think it looks nice even if it is enhanced…but that is not enough for a video…Perez is right, it's nothing better than soft core porn really. It's more like a home video actually…I think Heidi could do okay, she just needs to figure out what her quirk is, besides being blonde and having a nice body. I hope she does, because I kind of like her music.



  20. 20

    Hmmm, I know "she" had a lot of plastic surgery, but now I am thinking TRANSGENDER????



  21. 21

    OMG - that's really bad.



  22. 22

    lmao



  23. 23

    I just pooped a little bit in my mouth.



  24. 24

    that song was shit, and you can tell spencers behind the camera at a chap swine flu infected mexican resort.

  25. Pinks says – reply to this


    25

    omg!! this is sooo horrible!! lmao!!!

  26. Pinks says – reply to this


    26

    omg!! this is soo horrible!! lmao!



  27. 27

    she sucks so bad. its really sad that recording studios and music producers allow her to 'sing'-it sounds horrible and these execs should be ashamed of themselves, and heidi should be ashamed of herself bc she sounds hooooorrrrrrriiiiiibbbblllllee!!!! what would Jesus think of all the skankiness!!

  28. DRGII says – reply to this


    28

    Wasnt the worst song I've ever heard but DEF was the worst video. LOL.

  29. augie says – reply to this


    29

    Horseface and Horrible…Writhing? C'mon Perez I call it spacticity. That silicone is not moving like hotness…no, no, no!!!!



  30. 30

    Omg. that was so bad I had to shut it off.



  31. 31

    oh dear God. why??

  32. mw says – reply to this


    32

    is she LISPING??



  33. 33

    Too much ass.



  34. 34

    this is probably the worst song ever!!! Congratulations!!



  35. 35

    omg, this is barftastic.
    i couldn't bare one minute of this poor excuse for music.

    can someone PLEASE tell me when this no talent having skank will go away?!?!?!?!



  36. 36

    Ew seriously!! this is actually hard to watch.. what was the point of going to Mexico when all she does is run around the beach and play in the pool aren't there enough of those in California



  37. 37

    Horrible!!!!! The video made me dizzy!



  38. 38

    i was expecting worse actually. she really annoys me being in the camera so much, she tries entirely too hard. as for the song, it was worth one listen. :)



  39. 39

    This is a big joke right? it looks like the video is shot by her digital camera. and she is trying wayyy too hard to look sexy. she has a nice body she doesnt need to be looking like shes in a bad porno to look good. this was horrid.



  40. 40

    Well its better than the last one..but come on shes not much better than Paris…and thats not saying much. Heidi you can do better than this.



  41. 41

    Way to go Heidi, very Christian like of you! ;)



  42. 42

    Obviously this was done on her 1st honey moon, where her husband was the videographer and her wardrobe consisted of only bikinis…. could she not even get extras??



  43. 43

    why is EVERY one of her music videos just her rolling around on the beach in a bikini?
    that is like music videos 101
    try a little more creativity
    and maybe not being half naked on the beach will make people take you seriously



  44. 44

    It looks exactly like her other video but with more plastic surgery. Give up on singing, no one wants to here it, I'd rather stick to watching you and your fake relationship with toolbag Spencer on The Hills.



  45. 45

    Does this woman not have any other clothes about from a fuckin bikini. Every time I seem to see her thats all she's wearing. Might have to send her some lambs wool from down under to cover herself up…..then again I'm sure if I did that she would make a friggin bikini out of that



  46. 46

    ewww, I feel sorry for her.

  47. J2thb says – reply to this


    47

    Okay give up already!!



  48. 48

    Is this a joke? TERRIBLE.



  49. 49

    Are you serious? Does she really think she's THAT talented?



  50. 50

    ha - interesting. the song isn't so bad, kinda catchy. the video is ridiculous though, of course.



  51. 51

    What is it with her and bikinis and rolling around on the beach? I bet Spencer shot this one too.



  52. 52

    uh! thats all the worse things from Paris Hiltons sex tape and her stars are blind video, reshot starin an even bigger douche!



  53. 53

    I WAN'T TO LICK IT!



  54. 54

    this is no different then Britney and Jessica Simpson



  55. 55

    Crap.



  56. 56

    Isn't this the EXACT same concept as her other video?



  57. 57

    How come we don't here anything about Whitney Port?



  58. 58

    tiny bikini? check.
    sandy beach? check.
    lack of artistry? check.
    bad attempt at singing? check.
    whore rolling around half-naked? check.

    i don't know what everyone's talking about… seems like she has everything covered. great video.



  59. 59

    *hear.



  60. 60

    im praying this crap is a joke. shes f*ckin ridiculous. and spencer is too.



  61. 61

    Wow, I couldn't even make it all the way through that. If you're serious about a music career, you need to be serious about the videos. And work on your lip synching.



  62. 62

    LMAO!!! Is she serious? ahahahahahaha



  63. 63

    I wonder how much the spent on that shittastic video?!



  64. 64

    Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    This has got to be the funniest shit I have ever seen in all of my 23 years of living!
    Hahahahahahahahaaaa! I never thought I'd be this entertained by Mrs. Pratt. OMG!
    LMAO!
    Just please Heidi you need to stop letting Spencer make an ass out of you.



  65. 65

    Gag me with a shovel.



  66. 66

    HELP MY SISTER BATTLE CANCER ANG HELP GET HER STORY OUT PLEASE
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  67. 67

    This is horrible and the worst part is I'll never get those minutes spent watching this video back!



  68. 68

    lol
    a few complaints: she does this weird thing with her mouth when she sings…it kinda veers left. really weird and makes me cringe a little. She also has awkwardly shaped hands. or maybe it's just that she doesn't seem to know what to do with them? i dunno. there are just too many awkward hand moments.

    but in comparison to the last video attempt, this is a step up. I think she should try making a music video where she is clothed and somewhere other than a beach…a change of scenery may give her a chance to find better things to do with her hands instead of flailing them around lmao.

    She's cute though. I have already gotten over the gag reflex whenever i see her and spencer. I will accept her for what she is and enjoy moments like this. I look forward to her next music video :-D lmao



  69. 69

    i guess she feels like she didn't get enough being made fun of with her first horrendous bikini prancing video, so she had to burn our ears and eyes with a part two.



  70. 70

    OHHH JUST SHUT UP BITCHES!!! DON'T HATE HER JUST BECAUSE SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN YOU ALL!!! SERIOUSLY… YOU GUYS ARE SO ANNOYING… THE GIRL HAS A BANGIN BODY, THAT'S WHY YOU HATE ON HER!!!



  71. 71

    I think my brain just melted out my ear! Thanks Perez!



  72. 72

    ok… wasn't she in a bikini the last video? and how come she lip sings with a lisp? is that even possible. 1 hire a new film crew 2. get rid of the bikini on the beach idea … it's been done already. 3. get a coreographer, you can move your hands around and look better then what you have. 4. my consulting fee is in the mail… wait if your talking about black out , then why the hell are you in broad day light… hmmm I AM SO SMaRT… S-M-R-T.



  73. 73

    If she can be bothered to memorise the words to her own song so she can mime in the vid, how can she expect anyone else to give a flying fuck?



  74. 74

    please STOP talking about those fame whores!!!!!!!!!!! Its all an act. I dont want to hear or see them anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  75. 75

    jesus could she be anymore plastic…



  76. 76

    Shes all about God and this is God Aweful!! Wow could it be any worse? I mean really. The song sucks and the video is TERRIBLE! SO crappy and icky and fake just like them. I wish theyd go away!



  77. 77

    Isn't this basically what she did in her other music video?



  78. 78

    Higher-Part II



  79. 79

    I'd bang her until she blacks out.



  80. 80

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!



  81. 81

    SHE ACTS MUCH BETTER ON THE HILLS.



  82. 82

    Ok so she has a nice body but was alllllll that rolling around in the bikini and groping the rope really necessary?



  83. 83

    Wow Heidi. Wow.



  84. 84

    aren't all of her videos like this?



  85. 85

    WOW I can't believe I just watched that…
    Better luck next time SPEIDI..



  86. 86

    she does have a hot bod tho…



  87. 87

    I really don't even know what to say. She has ZERO talent. She can not sing. Can't move. Can't even attempt sexy without me doing a cross between a gag and a laugh. Who the fuck does she think she is… seriously? Okay, so she'll always be remembered as the one who tried really really really really hard to get famous. She does realize she's not a true celeb though, right?



  88. 88

    omg surprisingly i love the song! but the video for sure sucksss!



  89. 89

    Re: tiff tiff – You need to find better music to listen to…there is so much more out there then this loser shaking her ass and she CANNOT sing. Its all touch up music fiix up mechanics and it still isn't good



  90. 90

    3:07 AWKWARD.



  91. 91

    Re: SallyMolly

    Yes indeed… but they PAY him. He is in bed with anyone who pays him.



  92. 92

    If only her voice was half as good as her body



  93. 93

    well the songs not as bad as the camera shots ! Way too close to her faceee!



  94. 94

    why does she go around talking about being all religious and how she has good Christian values then run around like a fucking whore? Shes a hypocrite. On top of that she cant sing… AT ALL!



  95. 95

    That bitch needs to give it up and work at mcdonalds or something. BAMM!!!



  96. 96

    What??
    It's such an awkward thing to watch.
    Those moves and lack of clothes were not necessary at all.



  97. 97

    anyone else notice the filmers shadow around 1:50? …fail.



  98. 98

    what the hell?
    this is so low budget



  99. 99

    Ya know what's truly brilliant though? Is that she is reading each and every one of these comments with her manager, uh I mean, husband. This "video" has ZERO artistry. It's like college kids taking a camcorder and going at it at spring break. I'm beyond embarrassed for these folks. Really, Heidi. Just moved to Amsterdam and get a job in the red light district. Jesus won't mind.



  100. 100

    my keyboard is sticky now

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