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Heidi Montag Makes Soft-Core Porn!

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Writhing around in a bikini and looking sexy is harder than you'd think, y'all.

Just ask Spencer Pratt's wife!

Check out The Hills star's new "music video" for her song Black Out (above).

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511 comments to “Heidi Montag Makes Soft-Core Porn!”

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  1. 101

    Can these two get any more pathetic?



  2. 102

    So bad it's hard to watch



  3. 103

    that poor girl… she'll never be taken seriously puttin out this crap. it just keeps getting worse and worse…



  4. 104

    Re: LadiKati

    Yes, that thing she does with her mouth is THE most painful thing to watch. It's like she's trying to make sexy pouts as she sings. It's terrible.



  5. 105

    it's a trainwreck, i can't stop watching…



  6. 106

    Gotta say, the vocals were terrible on that! Its not like she has NO talent, but I don't think she has enough vocal talent to be trying to launch a career on it. Also, why is it always her in a bikini? Bikini videos are all fine and well, but when that is the majority of the music videos you are making, me thinks they are trying to sell HEIDI more than her music. Stick to The Hills guys!



  7. 107

    The tune is catchy, but the "video" (directed by Spencer, I assume??) is just a showcase of her body…which is good, but its distracting from her trying to have a career. It looks more like a personal video for Spencer to get off to.



  8. 108

    Is she F'ing retarded? Seriously have you ever felt embarrassed for someone. She can't even lip sync good. OMG I never thought Hollywood would have such trailer trash!! The really need to stop giving Ken and Barbi's retarded cousins attention!!



  9. 109

    Re: nocellulite

    Um, no. We ALL HATE on her (is that even a legit English sentence?) because she is annoying, non talented, and is the biggest famewhore to ever grace the planet. Her body and looks are a dime a dozen in Hollywood… so it's not even about that. I'd rather have the grace, class, talent, and beauty of Kate Winslet, Catherine Zeta Jones, Faith Hill, Angelina Jolie, crap, a whole bunch of others before giving this wanna be the time of day. She is a classic example of a little spoiled girl who got everything she ever wanted and she won't stop at just being rich… she wants fame and celebrity but what she can't buy is talent.



  10. 110

    are all of her videos going to be like that? obviously there isnt one whole brain between her and that douchebag she calls a husband. they cant come up with anything original.



  11. 111

    this truly disgusts me

    stick to what youre "good" at heidi and keep posing for the paparazzi. stop pretending that you have any appreciate for music, and stop pretending that you are talented. the rest of the world knows that you suck, and i think you do too.

  12. J@N3T says – reply to this


    112

    LMAO!



  13. 113

    omg…words can't even begin to describe how stupid she looks



  14. 114

    LMAOOOO!! She looks like one of those $79.99 sex dolls you buy in the back of porn stores on SALE.
    Gross.



  15. 115

    why she call this song black out? why she get out of ideas because this video is a proof



  16. 116

    Really?? Awful as expected twits…VERY CHRISTIAN of ya!!!



  17. 117

    Re: stophating09 – HA! Funny–and I love your name because all you do is hate!!!

  18. j-flo says – reply to this


    118

    All her videos are the EXACT SAME! You would think if she wanted to be a "REAL" musician, that she could not only get a voice synthesizer but also invest in a professional music video.



  19. 119

    Wow, I can't believe that she's had some work done to her face! I guess horse is really hard to get rid of!



  20. 120

    Does she ever watch herself in these videos? Whats with the ridiculously exaggerated movements? So annoying, and so shaky it makes me want to vomit. I could only watch about the first 30 seconds.



  21. 121

    wow.. higher has a sequel.
    i guess the budget for this video wal a whole 20 bucks though.
    last time seh only rented 1 towel and a bikini, this time she had to buy 2!
    and possibly get charged with tresspassing for going into someone relly nice backyard and using their hamick, and cabana fot the bacground.



  22. 122

    Re: Paris Hilton Looks Like A Flamingo – EXACTELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Couldnt have said it better myself!! Thank you!!!



  23. 123

    if this was the 2010 facebook.. i press the dislike button.



  24. 124

    another homemade video? really?



  25. 125

    ummm wow its like higher but different song



  26. 126

    Just make a sex tape already. At least there would be a climax to all the grinding and moaning.



  27. 127

    wtf. that's horrifying. Why did anyone let Spedi release that?



  28. 128

    She is a total Britney wannabe she sucks and not in the happy way!

  29. spier says – reply to this


    129

    maybe the worst thing i've ever seen



  30. 130

    GREAT JOB HEIDI I LOVE U!
    U AND SPENCER ROX CUTEST COUPLE EVER!!!
    CANT WAIT TO GET 5 COPIES OF UR ALBUM
    PLZ TOUR IN VANCOUVER B.C.
    PLZ IM UR #1 FAN FOREVER LUV U GIRL!
    XOXOXOXOXO

    GREAT JOB HEIDI I LOVE U!
    U AND SPENCER ROX CUTEST COUPLE EVER!!!
    CANT WAIT TO GET 5 COPIES OF UR ALBUM
    PLZ TOUR IN VANCOUVER B.C.
    PLZ IM UR #1 FAN FOREVER LUV U GIRL!
    XOXOXOXOXO



  31. 131

    LMFAO… I'm speachless…



  32. 132

    sad.. just sad



  33. 133

    She should have done the video in her surgical mask since she did this in Mexico a couple weeks ago. Remeber she and Spenser walking the beach for the paperazzi in the masks? ha. The most ridiculous photo op I have ever seen…but hysterical.



  34. 134

    this video looks so cheap.. like her last video.. lemme guess spencer directed it again? lol



  35. 135

    I couldn't even finish the whole thing…..thats 1 minute and 23 seconds of my life I'll never get back. She seriously needs to give up. She is a no talent skank who nobody takes seriously at anything.



  36. 136

    ewww. is there any other way to explain it?



  37. 137

    okay is it just me or does anyone else feel like they just wasted 2 minutes of their life watching this!!!!! OMG you can't/sing/act/model……



  38. 138

    without the sound, it's quite good =)



  39. 139

    wow….what a stupid spoiled whore.



  40. 140

    How stupid can this b*tch be?



  41. 141

    Wait.
    Thats a joke right?



  42. 142

    this song WOULD NOT suck if it was someone else singing it, her voice RUINS it, because it is a DECENT song. She is obviously making NO money making music or else she wouldn't be making these shitty music videos. New flash, NO ONE loves Heidi as much as Heidi loves Heidi, and that is VERY embarrassing. Her poor children will always be made fun of because their mom is THE WORLDS LARGEST EMBARRASSMENT. AGAIN, this is just embarrassing for her and it is really sad.



  43. 143

    this song reminds me of paris hilton's "stars are blind". only difference: i actually like that song. the chorus is catchy for this song, but this video ruins it. if they had made a really good video, maybe with like her & a boy or something, it would be a better song. im sure spencer wouldnt allow that though.



  44. 144

    P.S., I will donate 50 grand to Perezhilton.com if they stop posting ANYTHING and EVERYTHING to do with these to. I'd even be willing to up that figure, IM DEAD SERIOUS!



  45. 145

    wow. this video is rough to watch… she look soooo uncomfortable



  46. 146

    Maybe she and Brooke Hogan should meet up and make a soft core porn aka videoclip together….



  47. 147

    is every video going to be her in a bikini on the beach??



  48. 148

    dumb biatch…….its sad when u try too hard to b sexy u end up lookin stupid n skanky lol



  49. 149

    the way she moves is irritating, its like shes trying SOOOO HARD to be sexy and seductive that it looks like shes slithering her moves like a snake and just failing miserably.

    im guessing the only people who can stand her are really old people or really immature females



  50. 150

    This reminds me of Paris Hilton's mv. What they have in common, they both prance around in bikinis so it'll distract people from their horrible singing.



  51. 151

    Seriously? Come on…I did have a good laugh though :)



  52. 152

    id rather see kristy alley roll around naked



  53. 153

    she is a horrible singer
    she can't even lipsynch well
    and half the time it was zoomed in her boobs

    and she literally started pole dancing
    i mean literally why doesnt she just take all her clothes off and go on playboy
    she'll get more attention there



  54. 154

    Just awful…. Hard to watch. Embarrassing.. Dosen't she know that she sucks.. Worst video and song that i have ever seen or heard.. Absolutely pathetic



  55. 155

    I have to say Paris Hilton's video was better than this. This is a low budget video. Three settings over and over for 3 minutes and 39 seconds. BORING!



  56. 156

    NO SHE ISNT

    she thinks she is better then gaga thats such bullshit



  57. 157

    SHE SHOULD JUST MASTURBATE AND END HER MISERY. SHE LOOKS SO HORNY I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA MISUSE THAT ROPE.



  58. 158

    I LOVE IT!!! IT'S SOOO RIDICULOUS IT'S GOOD!!! THE SONG IS PRETTY GOOD TOO!!!



  59. 159

    Okay, I can't STAND her music or Spencer, but I will say this. I think that song is her best that I've heard. That's not saying much though because they are all crap. All of them. This one is slightly listenable to. When she's in a hammock and stuff that's not bad. It's the pimping out of her body to the camera and frolicking on the beach that's the failure part. BORING. And slutty. Come on, can't you think of anything better. And her hand gestures with those man hands? BLEH. We all know they do anything to pull in the money, so if they want Heidi to be taken seriously then they need to have her go to a voice coach a lot and hire real stylists/video producers. Good ones. Like someone else mentioned, it wouldn't be so bad with a good video and someone else singing it. It's really heidi that ruins it.



  60. 160

    It looks like they had to do this video in 10 mins, no location, no outfit no nothing. Whatever they could do in ten minutes and that was it. This shitty video is the result.



  61. 161

    She looks like she smells like rotting pink tacos



  62. 162

    The beat is hott but her voice is horrendous.



  63. 163

    heidi pratt?

    gag.

    i do like her tho. she has a hot body, and she better keep at it because its all shes got going for her. that and being utterly ridiculous.



  64. 164

    I don't know how she isn't horribly embarrassed, but I'm embarrassed for her.



  65. 165

    Did we detect a lil booty back there? :)



  66. 166

    Check out the first few seasons of the Hills….she was fucking nasty! At least all the plastic surgery paid off. She's probably got the lowest self esteem though…someone who thinks they are really fucking hot don't have to roll around in next to nothing.
    oh…and Stacy the bartender is way hotter!



  67. 167

    I just vomited a little bit in my mouth… they're sickening!!!!



  68. 168

    Why is her face so fucking big? It's very distracting. ew



  69. 169

    I really think they are joking!!! SHE IS ROLLING AROUND IN SAND LIKE A WHORE AND YET ON HER TWITTER ALL SHE SAYS IS… GOD BLESS AND I LOVE JESUS!! OMG WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?? NOT THAT!! MAKE MEN HOT AND HORNY WHEN YOU HAVE A HUSBAND!?!? OMG I HATE HER!!



  70. 170

    ummm i might be an idiot but i kinda like this song! even though there is NO excuse for that video. really guys??? really???



  71. 171

    LOL, Not hot. Someone get her a bag… to cover that face!



  72. 172

    I mean she's got a bangin bod but come on, you look like a whore Heidi. Did Spence film this one again? Sure looks like it.



  73. 173

    the song doesnt even strike me as too bad but i think it's just because i can't stop comparing it to the shiteous clip. things that would help this clip be better

    * clothes
    * qualified film crew
    * if i was blind



  74. 174

    WOW this sucks.It looks like something someone would do at home with a digtal camera and would just uploade it on youtube.com.She looked like a slut in this.Not sexy at all.I hate speidi!



  75. 175

    Men don't respect me I don't understand why. Stop looking at me like that I'm not a piece of meatyou know! SLUT!!!!!!



  76. 176

    is she on ecstasy? this video is the worst thing I've ever seen. she needs to hire a director.



  77. 177

    That has to be one of the worst music video's I have ever seen!!!! I feel like I am watching some random you tube high school girl making a music video with her friends after school one day to her favorite song or something!! ahahahhahaha HORRIBLE!!!



  78. 178

    I kept it on to see if something changed. I couldn't watch it directly because it was so awkward. I resorted to staring at the ad to the right of it because a glimmer of hope yearned to see the video provide something more but I was disappointed - seriously, stop the torture. Posting this is just wrong. I had to create a member name to make sure this was read. The singing is so manipulated it hurts to hear it. The music/composition is actually not bad - get a better singer and you might actually have something. The video was absolute trash though I can't say it enough. Horrid.

  79. CMT says – reply to this


    179

    Wow she looks hot.



  80. 180

    So stupid…it's like they took 4 scenes and shuffled them. Not to mention her shiz is horrendous! P-rez, are these your "friends"? You don't need it. Kick them to the curb and stop giving them the fame whore attention those losers are starving for. It's disgusting!!!!!



  81. 181

    is it me, or does heidi look especially horse-faced in this 'video'?



  82. 182

    please wall off the earth already!



  83. 183

    To be perfectly honest, if I heard this on the radio, I'd probably like it because it sounds kinda catchy, but knowing that it's Heidi makes me sick.

  84. Low says – reply to this


    184

    Looks cheap, low class and just plain ol stupid.



  85. 185

    what the fuck IS this shit????



  86. 186

    WTF is wrong with her?? Shes such a slut. She cant even act.
    Seriously, she's a 2 cent whore. Shes already got the STD's. Like wow, her mom must Despise her. if i was her mom, i would disown her. Like, shes "supposed" to love god and save her virginity and all that shit… such bull!.



  87. 187

    O-M-G That was so bad…….



  88. 188

    Obviously, she has a great body & she's pretty BUT the camera being that close makes her face look like a horse and who does a 2nd video that's the same as the first one? Hire someone to at least be in the video with her - oh wait, that would have to be Spencer b/c he wouldn't let another "actor" hot guy be around her and no one wants to see Spencer in the video. I like Heidi but she really needs to get rid of that douch bag and pose full on naked for playboy and then move on with her life. They will never last, it's just a matter of time b4 they're divorced and no one even remembers who they are.



  89. 189

    thats a joke… it has to be… nothing can be made like that and be taken seriously



  90. 190

    It's like she is singing with a retainer on … major lisp



  91. 191

    MAKE IT STOP!!!



  92. 192

    you know - if i heard this song on the radio, i wouldnt really take it in but i wouldnt turn it off either…its not HORRIBLE but not great. but the vids she makes are all the same - she shouldnt let spencer do anything.



  93. 193

    Who buys this SHIT?



  94. 194

    Hey whore! Best put an extra $20 in the collection basket this weekend ….



  95. 195

    Well…there's 3 minutes of my life that I will never get back!!! My eyes…..That is nasty and has nothing to do with the song!!!



  96. 196

    Ouch….that is the worst song that I think that I have ever heard. Who knew that Speidi was secretly a pole glazer?



  97. 197

    bad…
    Someone put some clothes on her



  98. 198

    BAD



  99. 199

    this is getting too ridicules, their 5 mins of fame is lasting a little bit too long.



  100. 200

    her hands are HUGE!! ewww

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