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Heidi Montag Makes Soft-Core Porn!

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Writhing around in a bikini and looking sexy is harder than you'd think, y'all.

Just ask Spencer Pratt's wife!

Check out The Hills star's new "music video" for her song Black Out (above).

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511 comments to “Heidi Montag Makes Soft-Core Porn!”

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  1. 201

    Haha! It looks like a movie some slutty 15 year old would make… With the shit lip synching and all



  2. 202

    say whatever you want.. but this girl looks HOT!!! beautiful body!



  3. 203

    woooaaah…. wooooaahhhh, hehe who the hell lets her sing? woooaaahhh



  4. 204

    This is definitly a paris hilton video all over again!
    I really wish she would practice lip syncing to her own song in the mirror…that was horrible!
    And please put some clothes on and get creative. We don't need to see you grinding around in your bikini for 3mins!!!
    Songs okay…but please get your video to back it up!



  5. 205

    couldn't watch it all…it jumped around so much i got video ill, like being car sick.
    course the fact that it is an atrocious video doesn't help. but you can tell spencer is a titty man, loves filming those things on her chest, bought and paid for!

  6. SJB says – reply to this


    206

    2 mins of my life i'll never get back. I'll be banning her for life. She praises Jesus endlessly but rolls around in a bikini …. Fantastic role model. Her parents should be ashamed.



  7. 207

    was spencer the videographer again? this shit is LAAAAMEE.



  8. 208

    I feel like I have ADHD after that - why the fuck was she moving so fast/in and out/the ENTIRE song??? Sensory overload!!!!



  9. 209

    Is this serious?



  10. 210

    Was there a home video special going on for 99cents? That is by far the worst, most unimaginative video I have seen in a very long time. The bathing suits are boring and I think she is attempting that stripper/pornstar kind of thing, but instead looks like Walmart bathing suits, bad lip synch, horrendous voice, a boring set and is not flattering to her in the least. Besides she is married now, she is "used up" in terms of sexy.



  11. 211

    OH EM GEE….SHE IS SO PATHETIC….TELL HEIDI TO PLEASE GET A LIFE AND STICK TO JUST BEING A DUMB BLONDE…THIS VIDEO IS JUST SOOOOOO LAME……



  12. 212

    Jesus would not approve. Holy hell, it's soft-core porn indeed. Heidi is cute and the song is slightly catchy, however trying to be all sexy is just not for her. She needs to focus on "cute" and leave it at that. Just too much. I had to stop it half way through….it's pretty weak.

  13. poli says – reply to this


    213

    she looks like a pretty version of tori spelling



  14. 214

    this video looks cheap! the budget must have been small! lol!



  15. 215

    oh man this totally looks like porn…eeuuhh I feel dirty having watched it a little…lol



  16. 216

    sooo Lame! is this for real?



  17. 217

    lol this is so embarrassing….



  18. 218

    seriously, this has to be a joke!!!! YUCK!



  19. 219

    I love you Heidi - but please put some clothes on and less dancing around… try to think classy instead!!



  20. 220

    OK 1:32 is f'ing hilarious!! seriously… she needs some dance lessons or something…at the very least!!…and Spencer definately shot this video! So Lame!! omg. …she needs to get some real people on her shit and then maybe, MAYBE, one of her songs MIGHT be a hit…this one didn't sound TOO bad but the video was…well, you saw it! Lmao!



  21. 221

    lol this is so embarrassing..



  22. 222

    HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's Higher with a different bikini and some sluttier moves…she even does the same stupid arm fluttery things…..ugh she sucks and needs to disappear!!!!!!!!!1



  23. 223

    Re: NickyToronto – oh yes it is…



  24. 224

    this is sooo gross… I hate what she does with her mouth hands and its the same thing over and over… ugh is anyone else in her videos???? and why is she always in a bikini…. so FAKE!!!!!!!!!!



  25. 225

    wtf is this? lol



  26. 226

    OMG! This video is perfect to be play in a haunted house at Halloween!



  27. 227

    What a great way to start the day. Very funny. Please we want more!!



  28. 228

    jealous much bitches? I love when I see ugly bitches hating on other pretty skinny women… Look at you..half of the women here are either fat or have bi - tri color hair… But I am sure it must suck to see other girls getting so much attention.. if you hate yourself THAT MUCH, Why don't ya just lose some weight? stop hating the pretty already! would ya?



  29. 229

    did swine flu get to her mouth while she was there? or did her beautiful christian soul suck on some floppy sausages?



  30. 230

    heidi montag is actually the biggest joke



  31. 231

    bahaha slutty christian girl … Heidi PRATT



  32. 232

    This skank bitch looks and sounds a HOT HOT mess. I cant imagine who would even record a song so horrible…..Poor thing.



  33. 233

    hahahahahaha im dyinggg thats amazinggg



  34. 234

    someone tell spencer that he sucks as a camera man.

    and as for heidi- its funny the reality stars who think they can sing and get contracts… dont they know they're only signed so we can all get a good laugh?
    the world NEEDS gossip! thank you realitywhores. :)



  35. 235

    Her video needs to represent the songs she sings and the same video different bikini deal isnt working. The song wasnt so bad though. She is getting warmer…..



  36. 236

    its a lot better to watch if you turn the volume off. Just looks like a whore in a bikini showing off her body. With the sound on though its impossible to make it the whole way through.



  37. 237

    I have to be honest, this looks like something that a person shot on a flip cam, like just of their girlfriend, frollicking around on the beach, so like later on in the day they can look over it together, you know, hook it up to the tv, and giggle at how silly she looks, but now the whole nation can giggle at how silly she looks, but not in the cute, lovers watching it together way, in the 'this is such a paris hilton stars are blind rip off - and it somehow manages to be even more soft core pornish than paris dry humping a guy against a palm tree way'



  38. 238

    Ohh gosh… horrible ,the song is ”good” but what will Jesus think Heidi ?!



  39. 239

    i feel someone beside spencer should make her videos with his handheld camera….i also feel she should try standing still and wearing clothes in her next video….lastly, i feel she should consult a doctor about her spasm problem

  40. ClubM says – reply to this


    240

    omg I like this song yall



  41. 241

    Has anyone else noticed how super manly her chin is? Some Tori Spelling action going on…



  42. 242

    I seriously am at a loss for words..I could never express how bad I feel this is so I wont even try…she makes Jessica Simpson look talented



  43. 243

    We're missing her hot husband in this video!



  44. 244

    oh my gosh .. it already looks like a spoof



  45. 245

    1 word……………SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  46. 246

    If she's going to have crappy music, she should at least come up with a kick ass video. This is exactly the same as her last one. Lame.



  47. 247

    OHHH FUCK, IS THAT A DEMO FOR MILEY CYRUS AT AGE 12!!!!!!! THE DIRECTOR GOT A BONER ASKING FOR THOSE SHOTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I'D BANG HER HARD… BUT PULEEZ, TURN OFF THE DAMN MUSIC FIRST!! MUAHAHA!



  48. 248

    You can see Spencer's shadow in one of the shots. What makes that douche think he can direct music videos?? God, I hate them.



  49. 249

    it's interesting…some musically gifted producer should put these vocals on top of a sick euro/techno beat and it would be ok…

    anyway these videos are shitto but the song isn't the worst…for real it has potential…and i'm saying this as neither a fan of Spencer or Heidi…or The Hills in general…or the human race for that matter….



  50. 250

    P.S. She's a Butterface.



  51. 251

    total shizzzzzzzz



  52. 252

    um ew



  53. 253

    she really sucks ass



  54. 254

    ha!; howw embarrasing, duuude!;

  55. lolli says – reply to this


    255

    BUTTER FACE. Can't she just hire a fucking professional?! OMFG, LMAO!!!!! All of her "music" sounds the effing same! NEXT!



  56. 256

    oh my gosh, i think i just barfed in my mouth.
    this song sucks, her voice is so annoying and the background music tends to repeat way to much.
    her lyrics suck also, its stupidd.
    shes pretty and has a nice body but this video sucks.90% of the video showed her showing her chest, her butt and her lower front part, which no one really wants to see.

    but this video shows us what shes really good at which she should stick to it. this is probably her sex tape but doesnt wanna admit it.

    oh and shes lip syncing,



  57. 257

    haha looks like she just got spencer to videotape her in a bikini singing…..not professioinal at all!



  58. 258

    HORSE FACE. HORRRRRIBLE VOICE. NO TALENT.



  59. 259

    this makes paris hilton's "stars are blind" look like a visual masterpiece



  60. 260

    they staged a wedding to advertised her itunes. i think that's the lowest.



  61. 261

    that was soooo boring, and made me kind of dizzy to be honest.

    i bet her pervy boyfriend filmed this for her… vomit.



  62. 262

    Ok, great, you have BIG fake boobs, fake lips, fake hairs, and fake whatever what. Is your middle name Barbie? It's not because you look like a fucking hollywood robot that you have to sing, or act, or whatever what.
    This is so wrong. Bad, bad.
    And that stupid boy is not even able to shoot properly.



  63. 263

    Wow Heidi prancing around in a bikini how original.. looks like that other atrocious music video she made. I wish this horse faced retard would stop singing bc her squeaky high pitched voice makes my ears bleed and makes me nauseous. Im pretty sure she and spencer aka flesh colored facial hair boy, deranged ken doll or beavis (whichever you prefer) think this is the best song and music video ever. Ignorance is bliss. Heidi should never have has plastic surgery. her post surgery face is quite a shame.



  64. 264

    well that is definitely not the body that god gave her! hmm? funny how you will support her *enhancements* mario, but rip ms prejean apart for the very same thing. simply for being Christian. i knew speidi was a fake… christians don't go writhing on beaches scantily clad. ironic.. i bet you don't post my comment. you never do. ;)
    it's ok, i screencapped it, and i'm going to post it elsewhere. sad thing is ms prejean didnt state anything about being christian in her statement but that's the one thing you attacked. yet here's this couple 'speidi' flaunting T&A like a disease and you're all about it, and calling themselves 'born again'.. but you support them because they support gay marriage. you should support the freedom of speech amendment. since it's what gives you the right to have the job you love so much. otherwise you'd be a pee-on like everyone else. well, actually you kind of still are. people are pretty fed up with your gimic all over the globe.
    just sayin.. and what was this song again coz it wasn't memorable enough to leave an impression.



  65. 265

    Re: phillygirl215 – hahahaha i know



  66. 266

    i think thats the worst music video i've ever seen. there is absolutely no reason for the camera to be on her breasts so much.. and all that wiggling is completely uncalled for.. it looked like spencer was holding the camera. i mean this song could have a chance is the vid wasn't so awful

  67. ritz says – reply to this


    267

    what
    the
    f u c k



  68. 268

    Here we go again! Blah…….



  69. 269

    omg horrible lip syncing!!!



  70. 270

    Doesn't she wear a bikini in every music video that she makes? Her lack of clothing and the pool have nothing to do with the song. It's just fucking annoying.



  71. 271

    It looks like their honeymoon footage. I'm sure that's all they did on their 'honeymoon'. I made it about a minute in and I had to stop.

  72. Mrs.K says – reply to this


    272

    Is this really Heidi's new music video or the second release of "horney milf's"…I swear I thought this video was leaked! LOL Great Job to her pervert and video recording husband for getting those close up shots of her privates for all to see! Thats just terrible:(



  73. 273

    OMG She Suck!!! Does Spencer think this is good?



  74. 274

    I forgot to share it made me throw up in my mouth



  75. 275

    Please stop singing. I know you think that if people listen and leave you its good thing BUT ITS NOT!!!! stop preaching about god, if you meant it you wouldn't pose for playboy and make a video that looks more like porn then a real music video. You look so fake, where is the old Heidi? Please just stop.



  76. 276

    this girl has no brain at all i bet she thinks with her ass



  77. 277

    ok i just dont get it y dont she just use some of that money she has a hire a professional music video director to create her videos n stop being cheep dam it use your money. To put a end to this torture those were 3:29 minuets of my life that i will never get back thanks a lot speidi just go just go plez:-(



  78. 278

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    HORRIBLE



  79. 279

    eh its not that bad its not memorable either cuz i just sort of forgot it….well whatever



  80. 280

    She's hoping sex sells because this song definitely will not!



  81. 281

    oh why do you even post her stuff:(



  82. 282

    Re: nocellulite – oh lord…i get it, hun. people love to hate on the rich/famous/good-looking people of the world. Boo hoo. It sucks. Perhaps normal people just have this much time on their hands…

    but EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, we come across such specimens that actually warrant our criticism.

    Even you have to admit that this video is bogus! it has 0 substance and it does not showcase this girl to her full potential. The song is catchy enough and, as you have pointed out, Heidi is a very attractive woman…so answer this: WHY did she have to ruin an almost decent song with such a poor quality, terribly scripted video? If Heidi would put the effort to hire a professional videographer to make her music videos and not rely on her douchebag husband to do it, than MAYBE her career would take a turn for the better.

    Because seriously, if you honestly think that this video is any good, than I'm afraid you're just as deluded as that poor woman :-/



  83. 283

    Ok, to sum it up: Horse face, bad miming, she's uncoordinated, it looks like a really bad home movie filmed by a horney teenager. She's not revolting looking, but the way she acts makes her repulsive. There are MUCH hotter and actually talented females out there. Looking like a porn star does not make you hot honey, OK? Please note this! And why are her videos all the same? If you want to be taken seriously, take note: stop letting Spencer film you, at least pay a professional and get a Choreografer. Oh, and get rid of the smug-face, it isn't doing you any favours.

    You should have got more natural looking implants too, the freaky round porn tits don't suit you.

    Although, for all we know maybe she wants a career in porn - in that case, you're going the right way about it!



  84. 284

    she has no talent… but she does have a bangin body.



  85. 285

    the video is horrible, but hate to admit the song is ok!!



  86. 286

    booooring



  87. 287

    seriously… this is a freaking joke of a song/video. give up your singing career heidi its a waste of time!



  88. 288

    She's a self important BOOB!



  89. 289

    I think that this is the most embarassing video AND song AND singing..i have ever heard come out of this generation AND SOMEONE ACTUALLY SIGNED HER??? is this really what this generation produces because end this WORLD NOW..we have gone stupid…this is what you want to teach kids???…i mean come on even britney had class on her bad days than to dish this ish on kids…..this is ridiculous DONT BUY INTO IT….. (MONEY MONEY MONEY..GOTTA HAVE IT..HEY!!!!!!!!)… LAME



  90. 290

    OMG. I couldnt even watch it. I had to turn it off. I was embarassed for her. She needs to give up this singing career and Spencer need to give up making music videos thing he's go goin on with Heidi. He sucks. She sucks. Im just blown away at how bad that was.



  91. 291

    The song is not bad at all. Video different story. Too much of her…. reminds me of Mariah…



  92. 292

    boooo!!! bitch



  93. 293

    Song is catchy but she does a TERRIBLE job lip syncing..she can't do it to save her life. I bet Spencer filmed this video, same as the last one. Talk about LOW BUDGET..she's not going to gain any fans by just making video where she's rolling around in her bikini. Well, except for hormonal 13 year olds.



  94. 294

    This is sad, only because heidi sings ok, and if she really wanted to be taken seriously she would get with a songwriter, and good team management. she keeps doing this crap no one will ever take her seriously. The only this good about this video is that she motivate me to workout a little more!!

  95. ShanV says – reply to this


    295

    dumb..plastic…fake…been there done that….think of some new way to exploit ur wife spencer



  96. 296

    her mother would be so proud



  97. 297

    is she serious? this is not music.



  98. 298

    OMG i can't believe it hahaha she wants to be a HUGE celebrity doesn't she? but singing it's TOTALLY NOT HER THING plus that video as u said perez is A SOFT-CORE PORN and it's a S-H-I-T :S i like her but this? i can't believe it! its SO RIDICULOUS please heidi!!!!! well i gotta say that she acts so good in the hills so maybe she should be an actress 8-) hhahaha



  99. 299

    lmao Hawt!



  100. 300

    i want to know why she thinks should be a singer and i thought she was like supposed to be mrs. super christian..obviously not in this video.

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