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Heidi Montag Makes Soft-Core Porn!

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Writhing around in a bikini and looking sexy is harder than you'd think, y'all.

Just ask Spencer Pratt's wife!

Check out The Hills star's new "music video" for her song Black Out (above).

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511 comments to “Heidi Montag Makes Soft-Core Porn!”

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  1. 301

    The song is ok but, it doesn't match the song. It's off!!



  2. 302

    i don't know what's faker…her boobs or her voice?



  3. 303

    Um…what would Jesus say about this skanky video!



  4. 304

    It's the same as her video for "Higher", only more sex tape-ish. I want to pop her fake tits with a pin.



  5. 305

    Wow…that's the first time EVER that a "singer" in a video actually LOOKED like they were lip-syncing!! SUCKS…



  6. 306

    her daddy must be so proud.



  7. 307

    EHY DOES SHE NEED TO BE NAKED IN HER VIDEOS??? OMG SHE'S AN AWFUL SINGR…AND WHATS UP WITH THAT LYPSYNCH??



  8. 308

    NOW I GET IT….THATS WHAT SHE WAS DOING IN MEXICO….



  9. 309

    yuck!



  10. 310

    that was awful. she is awful. everything about that video was an insult to not only music, but humanity. here's hoping speidi dies in a freak accident…..like dropping a pulled-in camera into their pool whilst filming one of these horrendous movies and electrocuting themselves to death. that would be delightful. THAT video, i would watch.



  11. 311

    ….they could have atleast shot her at an attractive angle.



  12. 312

    uh does anybody else hear the striking similarities to heartbeats by the knife



  13. 313

    wow spencer really loves pimping out his wife



  14. 314

    no lie…. i mean this from the bottom of my heart. that was THE worst attempt of music and video that i have ever seen. She looks like she is rolling around in agony, and her hands… they have minds of their own. lol, I was turning red watching it, it was humiliating to watch. i never realized before,but she looks like a horse so bad, and her moves are just, i don't even know how to put it into words, i guess i'll just say, about as unsexy as it gets. The part at the end when she comes pulls herself out of the pool… really guys?? that's the best you can do? lmao, she looks like she barely had the upper body strength to get out. my god, i just can't get over this. And by the way, the song is just HORRID.



  15. 315

    Why is she such and idiot for!? Even i could make a better music video than this, and to think she paid someone to make her look stupid?? LOL heidi baby we get the picture, you have a nice body! theres no need to be rolling around in a bikini like a retard….stupid reality shows are everything BUT reality!



  16. 316

    omfg! is this chick fer real!??? I wonder if her parents still think she's like some innocent chick!!! ha! yea right!!! she sucks. pendeja.



  17. 317

    dumbest. "video". ever.

  18. RubyM says – reply to this


    318

    She makes Paris's music video look good.



  19. 319

    it really makes you wonder….. are they serious? they just can't be. come on, they just can't be.



  20. 320

    omg… THEY NEED TO STOP.. U COULD SOO TELL ITS SOOO AMATURE.. AND SPENCER, U KNOW U SEE THESE COMMENTS.. GET A FUCKING CLUE DUDE.. GEEZZZ.. U COULD DO BETTER .. STOP SPENDING UR TIME BEING AN ASS AND FOCUS ON YOURSELF… AND BY THE WAY.. WHAT IS IT THAT U DO ANYWAY.. DO U EVEN WORK..



  21. 321

    might as well be a porn.

  22. k-lee says – reply to this


    322

    i'm jealous of her body, that's all.

  23. Murda says – reply to this


    323

    I dont know who is more annoying, her or Paris Hilton…



  24. 324

    She doesn't know how to be sexy…what a waste of a nice body.



  25. 325

    1. Is this a joke?
    2. This entire video reminded me of a 12 year old girl attempting to dance and be sexy.
    3. All of the moving around made me motion sick.
    4. You can see the camera man's shadow in one clip- very cheap.
    5. Biggest failed attempt of a first music video.
    6. Is this a joke?



  26. 326

    She's awkward at best.



  27. 327

    is she even signed to a record company? if so the stockholders of that company should sell the stock immediately.



  28. 328

    since i go by the rule "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"…………………………..



  29. 329

    If this is a parody, it's moderately funny.
    .
    If it is supposed to be taken seriously, it is an insipid waste of digotal space. Although she has a lovely body her face and mannerisms are grotesque. The voice sounds like it has been so processed that what remains is a sound print rather than a voice.



  30. 330

    When will Spencer learn how to pimp out his "wife" the right way and just release a sex tape? And is it just me that notices Heidi's GINORMOUS HANDS!! OMG It's like somebody transplanted Frankensteins hands and put them on Heidi or can we just call her "HANDI"



  31. 331

    shitty! OMG so bad! Don't they have eyes? I hate her now— BARF!

  32. tinny says – reply to this


    332

    THAT WAS FUCKING TERRIBLE



  33. 333

    boring…i think they should learn some tips from b.spears..even though she's a little crazy her music and music videos sell because it's different and there's so much to look at. frolicking around the beach the entire video gets boring after a while.



  34. 334

    I find it so insulting that this blond boob job throwing her tits all over the camera for this video considers herself a good Christian. I have a feeling that the vast majority of Christian's would disagree with her. Wow, when this woman's career is dead, she's going to feel very empty inside.



  35. 335

    Titillating, yes but Heidi YOU ARE ALIENATING ALL KINDS OF WOMEN because we think we are ugly or disadvantaged because we do not look like that.



  36. 336

    OMG this is so bad !!! She is trying wayyyy to much !!!! Far far from sexy !



  37. 337

    watch it silwnt and it def looks like one of those late night "call me now" ads.

  38. r8ch says – reply to this


    338

    actually really like the song!! but the video clearly cost less than her bikini to make and doesnt do her any favours!! come on Heidi youre better than this arent you?!!



  39. 339

    The girl still don't get it……YOU AND SPENCER SUCK BIG TIME!. The video is just like Heidi,it's Trashy!



  40. 340

    Media whore, she's practically having an O thinking about how fabulous she is. NOT! One day my dear girl your star will fade and you will be very sad indeed.



  41. 341

    first class slut
    and the song sucks!!



  42. 342

    WOW. CAN SHE FLIP THOSE EXTENSIONS A FEW MORE TIMES? GEEEZ. THAT IS SOME LOW BUDGET VIDEO>WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? EWWWWW.



  43. 343

    This video reminds me of Paris Hilton's "Stars are Blind" music video..



  44. 344

    I wonder what jesus thinks!



  45. 345

    I think she needs a new director. I'd be suprise if she sells more album than Scarlett Johansson



  46. 346

    poor girl! why is she doing this to herself…?



  47. 347

    Cant Believe How Bad This Video Is!! It Looks Like Someting Spencer Recorded Whilst On Their Honeymoon!! Not Good!!! :P x



  48. 348

    WHAT AN ASSHOOOOLE!!!!!!!



  49. 349

    There are sooooo many things wrong with this peice of crap video…
    #1-I know money can't buy great art, but in this case, THEY NEEDED IT…it cost a total of $whatever they paid for for that cheap ass camera…
    #2-She looks like she has to constantly keep moving or she'll die…
    #3-the ending was terrible!
    #4-Whoever was behind the camera (Spencer most likely) needs to take a couple of lessons before disproptionately showing off his wife. Some angles were just so terrible I had to turn my head away and to keep from cringing.



  50. 350

    WOW this is so wrong in MANY WAYS. She proclaims herself to be such a good christian yet she comes out with such provocative music videos like this??? i mean this is beyond disgusting. Kind of ironic, because i am a huge liberal, but she is disgusting. I think it's kind of pathetic that no one will take her seriously in the music industry BUT her "hubby" which is why they make such cheap music videos. This isn't business, this isn't anything professional, this is beyond TACKY and so much a hobby, if anything. Her voice sucks, her fake body sucks. If she didn't make herself so artificial, i might take her just a tad bit serious, but even that's too much for me say.



  51. 351

    Troll+Troll=REALLY FUCKING HORRIBLE MUSIC!



  52. 352

    Most embarrassing vid EVER! C'mon, this is such a joke, I only can laugh at it! lol maybe they'll actually become successful in their next life! But in this life the train left, you guys!



  53. 353

    damn it. this shit is actually painful to watch. lol… good for a laugh. lol.



  54. 354

    Sorry but she can't sing. Horrible



  55. 355

    LOL, it looks like she has filmed her video on her own. :D DDDD
    But I still like them Respect. :)

  56. Geek5 says – reply to this


    356

    She can't even lip sync right!!!



  57. 357

    is this a joke?
    www.pinksaint.com



  58. 358

    The song is guff and the video looks like a cheap porn channel preview!!!



  59. 359

    hi there.
    mmm the song isnt completely horrible. clearly its all done with softwear but its ok. but hte video is really bad. she coulda done some video in a club, looking for her man, finding him, running away with him etc. etc.



  60. 360

    This makes my eyes sad



  61. 361

    i used to like the old heidi before spencer, fake boobs , dyed blonde hair and what ever else she has had done, they do make me laugh though , does she seriously think people are going to take her seriously doing stuff like this!!!!!



  62. 362

    Is she kidding ? :D
    Lol that's just sad girl…



  63. 363

    Re: Geek5 – true!



  64. 364

    Is she serious?? This song is lame, video is lame, and her singing sounds like a wanna be B.Spears… young 16 year old B.Spears. She needs to give it up… for all of our sakes!!!



  65. 365

    Re: nocellulite – Anyone can have a bangin body when you have the right cash flow sweetie.



  66. 366

    rofl..



  67. 367

    i have a few things to say.

    1; heidi is a talentless hack who cannot think for herself whatsoever.
    2; spencer is a controlling prick who shows his wife off every chance he gets (and not in a good way) and lacks the ability to show respect for anyone but himself.
    3; heidi is one of the only people on the hills who thinks they deserve a lot of fame when she's really the last person anyone with at least 1 brain cell left would considering listening to or watching. (other than audrina but that's another story.)
    4; hollywood is full of people with no talent at all. literally full of them. so really heidi is just trying to keep up with everyone else. but it's really sad that she sounds worse than say hilary duff or miley cyrus. that shit's just embarrassing.

    and i'm done.



  68. 368

    This has to be a joke.



  69. 369

    Awful!! She will never get a pop carer rolling around on the beach in a bikini! I thought she was a christian as well!! Her mother must be so proud!! Shows Spencer is turning her into!! Absolute Shite!!



  70. 370

    bad bad bad beyond crap… is she ever gonna do a vid with some clothes on she actually makes me cringe!



  71. 371

    lmao.

    LOW-BUDGET, much?
    REPETITIVE?~!

    WOW



  72. 372

    she's in my 5 top people I'd like to punch in the face.
    right after Silvio Berlusconi.

    I can't stand her!!!

    my blog:
    WWW. MIMERIS .COM



  73. 373

    Alright, and I am pretty much sure she used her brother as cameraman.
    WTH's up with the camera looking at her from the bottom? That's just wrong if you do that that way…that much
    really, that's amateur! : P



  74. 374

    what a fucking media slag



  75. 375

    HAHAHAH,
    does she seriously think she's a pornstar?!
    like she needs to stop already. no one like her an her husband.
    TEAM LC



  76. 376

    hahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahaha. What a fucking joke…



  77. 377

    maybe some pornmaker film this, that fuck up from heidi for real, she's not like that she's sweet and kind but ewwww do she really want that ppl thinks she's only fake ho?
    she ain't even pretty, well skinny not cellulite big fake boobs nice lips nice long blond hair, but she loooks so fake! if she even change her hair colour or make better music films……



  78. 378

    thats pure shite.she is a twat.



  79. 379

    no you guys, this is art.
    :|

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



  80. 380

    Guys, watch this with the sound off (or a better song playing) and your dick out…say what you want about this girl, she is fucking hot



  81. 381

    has she no friends r family to say you look like a joke she defo made me laugh spencers a dick for makin his barbie do this



  82. 382

    Someone just put her down, for her own sake. Fucking idiot.



  83. 383

    that video killed the song, the song is good but the video wud of made the song if it was lyk in a club…that video looks lyk she made it herself…waste of cash…

  84. mzpnk says – reply to this


    384

    omfg can she please stop this pain and suffering im sick of seeing her in a bikini like serioulsy does the woman ever wear clothes when they rnt filming the hills! and omfg hiedi pratt thats just fucking retarded atleast her name was OK! not great before come on hiedi montag is better than hiedi pratt…. and who changes their name in show biz when they have alrdy started a career ffs they need to quit it i hope she got the swine flu from this video sure looks like it (if u dont get that im calling hiedi a pig)



  85. 385

    wow.. this is really not good at ALL… ouch!

    Not the singing NOT any of it..

    I can't believe the crap that gets put out there… Eh I guess if you've got enough $$ you can do anything…



  86. 386

    Someone give her some cake…

    What a joke

  87. Rieco says – reply to this


    387

    I hate when girls in music videos just play with there hair and move there body around a little bit, it makes it look really weird.

  88. AdriH says – reply to this


    388

    This is terrible.. when will they both learn people are laughing at them instead of enjoying their god awful music

  89. BIGO says – reply to this


    389

    I LOVE IT LOL



  90. 390

    WOW YES THAT WAS SOOOOOOOO DIFFERENT AND TOTALLY OUT OF THIS WORLD……………. I SEE A GRAMMY COMIN!!!!!!!! ANYONE ELSE????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



  91. 391

    Didn't this horse-faced c u n t learn anything after her "Higher" video where she ran around on the beach flapping her arms like a retarded seagull? This one is just as bad. She is pathetic.



  92. 392

    that was horrible ..she make paris hilton look like a great singer lol
    Didnt spencer direct this lol hes such a loser i hate him



  93. 393

    Did she forget that she already did a video of her prancing on the beach in a bathing suit??



  94. 394

    she is trying to hard to be sexy which makes her look like an idiot



  95. 395

    horrible



  96. 396

    wow its such low quality filming..
    u can see the shadow of the camera crew at 1:50 and 1:52 when shes running
    ughh

  97. AMO says – reply to this


    397

    Is she serious?



  98. 398

    I have no idea - this video is terrible. The song is quite good and Heidi is cute - but it seems as all of that is secondary compared to the focus on her boobs. Good work Spencer!



  99. 399

    She sucks ass. And isnt nearly as hot as she thinks she is…



  100. 400

    worst song I've ever heard.

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