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Heidi Montag Makes Soft-Core Porn!

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Writhing around in a bikini and looking sexy is harder than you'd think, y'all.

Just ask Spencer Pratt's wife!

Check out The Hills star's new "music video" for her song Black Out (above).

Thoughts?????

511 comments to “Heidi Montag Makes Soft-Core Porn!”

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  1. 401

    La la la la la SLUT, la la la la la WHORE, la la la la la SLUT, la la la la la WHORE.

    She doesnt care about the song, she only cares about us getting a good look at her boobs and her ass



  2. 402

    This is just torture!!!! oh my god!!!! Why does she keeps doing this!!! this is making my hears bleed and my eyes pop out and run!!



  3. 403

    Pathetic



  4. 404

    PATHETIC!



  5. 405

    Words cant describe this girl..
    Really? It looks horrible.
    Like a badly shot movie for
    a community college film class.



  6. 406

    I just don't get it. She looks awkward & gangly and very, very fake. I would be embarrassed seeing myself like that. The song sucks…..very whiny voice. I just don't get the appeal. Love The Hills, but won't be watching when it becomes Heidi & Spencer's show. They've really made a joke of themselves.



  7. 407

    Heidi prancing around showing off her hot young bod is not the problem…I am more concerned about her empty head, marrying the obnoxious man-whore Spencer, who is the ultimate outcast (and rightfully so). One day Heidi will wake up, realize that all her friends have dumped her because of Pratt-ass, divorce his sorry-ass & write it off as a growing experience. Am I asking too much?



  8. 408

    OMG this is JUST like her other video except better production. Seriously can all she do is run around the beach/pool in her bikini and sing?

    what a camera whore



  9. 409

    Re: moomoo_85 – yes, i pointed this fact out when the song was first posted almost a month ago



  10. 410

    Jeezus. That is awful.



  11. 411

    typical girl who had to get plastic surgery to feel hot, she wants constant reassurance.



  12. 412

    Haha, I think she and Spencer are great! Anyone who can string out 5 minutes of fame into over 5 years deserves it! Get ya some



  13. 413

    YUCK YUCK AND TRIPLE YUCK



  14. 414

    Really does look like soft porn



  15. 415

    I felt a little dirty watching this…



  16. 416

    Oh Heidi, when will you wake up and drop that gross douche - he's such a joke and totally clueless. He gives me the creeps. You could do so much better. Oh yeah, please stop with the singing, it's sad.



  17. 417

    whorible in so many ways



  18. 418

    omg, really disgusting! this video looks very expensive! HAHAHA.. NOT!



  19. 419

    On the bright side, the song didn't make my ears bleed, but man is she a no-talent whore…



  20. 420

    Fame Skank.



  21. 421

    the song is good, she needs better production ppl behind her, the song is good best one yet, its catchy.



  22. 422

    damn… this video is really classless. this was not professionally done was it?



  23. 423

    horrible i hate this song



  24. 424

    if she was fuckin serious about her shitty music career she would get a real producer who knos what good music is



  25. 425

    It's the celebrity tabloids fault for even giving this worthless piece of shit, talentless attention whore attention. STOP posting about her, and maybe she'll go away.

    Give her hul hogans number. Maybe they can date.



  26. 426

    ::THIS SONG REMINDS ME OF SUMMER::

    PPL WILL NOT ADMIT THIS IS GOOD CAUSE SHE LOOKS HOT AND YOU KNOW IT

    PPL ARE JELOUS



  27. 427

    HOLY FUCK….THAT WAS THE WORST THING!

    When do you realize that you are making the biggest jackass of yourself…oh wait that's he dick head husband and she's just one fugly horseface!!!

    I HATE THESE MEDIA WHORES!!!



  28. 428

    She is so annoying looking in the camera this much. The song isn't that bad but I won't ever buy it.



  29. 429

    Oh god… That is just embarrassing O.o
    Haha, love how she's just trying SO hard to be sexy, without luck xD



  30. 430

    EWWWW it sucked and was so boring. Can't see afford to make a real video. So sick of seeing her run around in a bathing suit doing the same stuff and the same scene. Can u say BORINNNGGG!!



  31. 431

    Why are these lames considered celebrities? Ew. Just ew.



  32. 432

    she looks rediculous



  33. 433

    That is how you spelll..W.H.O.R.E……



  34. 434

    can she do anything else besides run around in a bikini? NOPE



  35. 435

    omg she is sooo sad….she cant sing to save her life nd its hilarious how she has to use sex as her only way of trying to make it shes such a whore now…litrally soft porn for ya der



  36. 436

    skank box!
    she needs to go away.



  37. 437

    HOLY HORSE-FACE!! She needs to chill out with the rolling around and such!



  38. 438

    oh my god. this is absolutely terrible. the song is surprisingly not that bad. however, 75% of the time, the camera was focused only on her fake breasts. well, at least she gave us something to laugh about it.



  39. 439

    Haha! I think Spencer made this one himself! But I actually like the song! It's very summerish:)



  40. 440

    she's an idiot.

    she needs to give up



  41. 441

    Am I the only one who thinks she sounds like she has a speech impediment in this song? Nex stop, a Speidi collaberation, she sings he waps. Stay tuned friends.



  42. 442

    uggg, leave it to Speidi to make what could've been cute and tasteful and make it into ametuer psuedo-stripping. I can just see Spencer telling her this is what will make her famous. famous, yes, but that kind? Dumb little girl.

  43. Jenji says – reply to this


    443

    This is horrendous. Please stop promoting her.



  44. 444

    they risked swine flu for this?



  45. 445

    Hahah! I think it's funny that the words to the song don't even match her mouth movements.



  46. 446

    WTF? It looks just like the first shitty video! Totally porn-like! They showed her fake ass boobs and nasty ass more than her face. Fucking stupid! I dont know why everyone thinks that since your first video is on a beach its supposed to be great. Her and Brooke Hogan both have horse faces.



  47. 447

    stupidest video ever… let me guess Spencer shot it too?



  48. 448

    THEY FILMED THIS VIDEO, CALLED UP PEREZ TO PUT IT ON HERE AND THEN PROCEEDED TO POST 300 TIMES TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE PEOPLE ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEM. THEY ARE SO FUCKED UP AND ALL THAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA TODAY. THEY ARE THE POSTER CHILDREN FOR STUPID ASSHOLES.



  49. 449

    I hate that she is getting publicity for this. cringeee



  50. 450

    Its terrible she needs to STOP!!



  51. 451

    somehow, all of her "videos" look the same. guess they did this one during they honeymoon haha



  52. 452

    she need some sort of story line… i swear it is the same scene over and over… just her lips lipping something else.
    i'm sure she has the money to hire a professional crew and all… if she wants to be serious about all this… she needs to prove it…
    blah blah blah



  53. 453

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA



  54. 454

    THIS CONFIRMS WHY I HATE HER SO MUCH!



  55. 455

    OMG i hate her! she's so annoying…she can't sing, she can't dance, she's a horrible "actress", and she needs to get over herself…go do something with your life mrs. pratt!



  56. 456

    this is a big LOL–i had to sign up to the site to leave a comment–it was like a saturday night sketch where their trying to be overly sexy to look stupid….why does she keep doing that with her head??



  57. 457

    LOL! Well, I suppose when your only talent is looking somewhat sexy in a bikini (as long as no one looks at your face, anyway)….you gotta flaunt it?



  58. 458

    absolutely whoreibble

  59. Chik says – reply to this


    459

    Why is she in a skimpy bathing suite for all of her videos. Is she just goofing around or does she really want to be a professional singer?



  60. 460

    um ew was it directed by spencer too

    she did the same motion for everything gag me please



  61. 461

    looks like part II of her first shit-e-ous video



  62. 462

    my favorite part is when she tries to get out of the endless pool and backs that ass up like a beached whale



  63. 463

    LOL!!!!! Wow another peroxide bimbo tryna SOOOOO hard to be sexy! Stars Are Blind must have been her guide. .it.s practically the same set up

  64. Jmh53 says – reply to this


    464

    I HATED this video! It's like okay enough of you in a bikini TRYING to be sexy and not doing a good job. You can tell this was made by Spencer….its like you two make enough money why not freaking pay a DAMN professionaL!



  65. 465

    LMAO. how embarassing for her really? stupid tool.



  66. 466

    if u watch it with out the sound on it makes it easyer to watch



  67. 467

    You can really tell how much she reads her Bible in this one!

    Wait — uhh….

    :)



  68. 468

    Hey Spencer! I know your reading this because we all know how big of a fame whore you are. You probably sit around reading everything that comes out about you and your brainwashed wife. Do us all a favor and move to Canada.. PLEASE!



  69. 469

    hahahahaha



  70. 470

    GAY!!



  71. 471

    at the 1:52 mark, you can see the shadow of Spencer's head as she is running on the beach. What a shiteous piece of junk this is.



  72. 472

    fail.



  73. 473

    WTF! Not only can she not sing, she can't even lip-sync her own song. God her and Spencer are hideous, I hope they disappear off the face of the earth, and soon.



  74. 474

    i like the song but not the video…its only of her! and the camera sucks..



  75. 475

    EWWWWWW that was so boring! Can't she afford to make a real video?? Its the same old boring scene in a bathing suit running around. Lame and borrrriiinng.



  76. 476

    THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!! Heidi you are making the biggest joke of yourself



  77. 477

    wtf is this shit? higher part 2? can she make a video where she's not rolling on the beach and lip syncing?



  78. 478

    did spencer film this??



  79. 479

    Gurrl cannot SING!
    These vids are all filmed on the freakin beach,
    GO FILM SOMEWHERE ELSE!
    Does she wear ANY clothes?? This is twice shes in a bikini.
    Jesus…laaaaame!



  80. 480

    She is ridiculous. Does she honestly think she can make good music that people would listen to? Whatta joke. These reality stars need to get over themselves and stick to normal jobs.

    - Heidi can't sing.
    - Audrina can't act.
    - Lauren can't design.
    - Whitney can't have her own reality show.
    - Brody's bromance shows are boring and fake.



  81. 481

    haaaa, low budget as fuhhh.



  82. 482

    it looks like she just wants to torture us by makes us remember her first video. the one with the beach. how about u just drop off the face of the earth. the frist one was torture enough another video. its bad enough that ur still stretching ur 15 minutes of fame-whoring.



  83. 483

    Ewwww! I wish I'D blacked out before I watched that crap! Long live Pink Floyd!!! REAL MUSIC!

  84. ayma says – reply to this


    484

    too bad they didnt catch the swine flu!



  85. 485

    MY EYES & EARS ARE BLEEDING OUT OF CONTROL! (shes wack!!!!!!)



  86. 486

    Wow……..

    Wat the hell is happening in Hollywood nowadays????? U got Miley Cyrus running around, and now this peroxide slut who can't lip sync 2save her life and who can't even go get a valid Marriage License, trying 2sing! Holy Hell. Wat happened 2needing 2have Talent 2b famous???



  87. 487

    hahahaha,she's so embarassing!



  88. 488

    i couldn't finish watching it….this is out of control!

    please stop singing Heidi

    mmmK thanks!



  89. 489

    older version of fucking ashley jizzdale

  90. iffer says – reply to this


    490

    wowww grosss !



  91. 491

    I can't stand hedi or spencer not to mention hedi is not even a little bit attractive. She's a butterface (everything but-her-face is ok) but she at least has a good voice, of course who knows if that is her real voice someone could have done sommething in the studio or more like on their computer to make her sound like that.



  92. 492

    Great song, cheap video…redo! Spend the money, will pay off in the long run!!



  93. 493

    I feel like there should be
    "Call 1-900-###-#### and talk to live girls"
    playing underneath this video.



  94. 494

    love this fukin song…wish the video was better or atleast like in the night



  95. 495

    the song is good..
    but what a sorry excuse for a music video!!



  96. 496

    omg i just had breakfast

  97. JooEn says – reply to this


    497

    3 things that Heidi has to offer…being blonde, boobs and bikinis…now only if she had brains she would almost be perfect…haha.



  98. 498

    Can you say, HUSSY?

  99. emsn says – reply to this


    499

    Why does she have a lisp in this? She can't speak, or sing



  100. 500

    OMG! I watch this and think that Paris Hilton haves sooo much talent!! ;) hahahahaha now I have to clean my ears! patetic!

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