Is Jessica Simpson Pregnant?

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Well, that is a beer gut if we ever saw one!

Jessica Simpson worked her non-baby belly bump at the "Bud & BBQ" festival in San Antonio this past weekend. She might have been enjoying the Bud and BBQ a little too much!

Honey, it's okay to eat the fried chicken. But it's not okay to dress like that!

Will someone please tell her Dukes of Hazzard sucked and she needs to stop dressing like Daisy Duke?

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

    Posted: May 11, 2009 at 5:00 pm / Email this  »

    161 comments to “Is Jessica Simpson Pregnant?”

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    1. 101

      Oh, that poor thing…that is the funniest picture I've seen in a long time….I really wish she'd just go away and take her little sister along with her.



    2. 102

      The video of this was on tv earlier today and she did not look like that. what an awful photoshop job. got nothing more interesting to report on, hm?



    3. 103

      hahaha this is STRAIGHT out of the new eminem music video we made you



    4. 104

      she pregnant



    5. 105

      She looks fine to me.



    6. 106

      seriously i like jessica but how old is she now….not 18 anymore baby



    7. 107

      Perez , you are so sick with all your infantile doodling, we should be wondering what's the matter with you? your mind is ugly.



    8. 108

      HAAH!



    9. 109

      WITF IS SHE DOING??? damn! wtf? lmao!



    10. 110

      Photoshopped! All you need is the bloat tool to achieve that.



    11. 111

      I'd still give her some CHINNUTS!!



    12. 112

      This pic is so Fake!!!



    13. 113

      Looks like she has a hammer toe or else they curl up. She should watch herself dance, I bet she could die after she saw that picture! She looks like a hog. Ugly ass legs!



    14. 114

      THIS HAS BEEN ALTERED, SAME PICTURE IS ON PEOPLE MAGAZINE. COM. NO BELLYBUTTON AND PART OF HER LEG IS MISSING. ON ANOTHER NOTE, IVE NOTICED THE SAME STORY BEING REPORTED TWICE ON THIS SITE A COUPLE OF TIMES IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS, SORT IT OUT.



    15. 115

      Retire from the singing thing, Jessica, retire. Stick with the shoe line– then we'll only have to see photoshoped images of you



    16. 116

      her stomach looks like it was pulled out by photoshop. i saw a different version of this pic and it was still brutal, but not quite such a round belly



    17. 117

      WHAT IS SHE WEARING?!?!
      THIS JUST MAKES IT SO SIMPLE, SHE LOTS BRAINCELLS.
      FIRST SHE FORGETS HER OWN LYRICS AND THEN SHE FORGETS NOT TO BE DRESSING LIKE DAISY DUKE!

      THAT BETTER NOT BE TONYS BABY! THEN THE COWBOYS ARE GONNA SUCK AND THE COWBOYS NEED TO GET THEIR GROOVE BACK.

      SHES FAT. SHE HAS TO BE. THERES NO WAY ROMO WOULD BE STUPID TO HAVE HER HAVE HIS BABY.



    18. 118

      she looks totally preggo to me in this picture!!!!



    19. 119

      it doesnt look like a jelly belly & the rest of her is trim, so maybe she is in the early stages of pregnancy…



    20. 120

      no, perez, just fat.



    21. 121

      hey even tho she is working at bud and bbqs, chili cook offs and other such venues, so what? people attending arent like , ill look at her, HEY ITS THE SUMMER CHILL OUT !!!



    22. 122

      YOU'RE SUCH A HYPOCRITE PEREZ when Beth Ditto strips down to her disgusting disgusting underclothes and bares her flab for all the world you don't say ANYTHING critical, and yet a little bit of fat on Jessica Simpson and you SLAM her!!!!!!!!!!!!



    23. 123

      she really really needs to put some clothes on and that is not an attractive pose at all!



    24. 124

      aww poor Jessica.



    25. 125

      somebody pumped that up, hello, thats not real.



    26. 126

      What's wrong with the bottom of her legs??



    27. 127

      You wanna see an even nastier, bigger, more out of shape gut? Lift up your own shirt Perez… cuz you are FAT dude, and hella ugly.

    28. Lucas says – reply to this


      128

      It's not so much the picture that's bad, it's she's now down to playing BBQ festivals — now that's sad…..



    29. 129

      What an unfortunate pose…



    30. 130

      Pregnant



    31. 131

      Re: boogiedoo – good point.

    32. RachB says – reply to this


      132

      EWWWWW!



    33. 133

      The Dukes Of Hazzard was a great movie! Very funny. Leave Jessica Simpson alone.



    34. 134

      Looks like she ate an entire bucket of KFC and just sharted in her size 15 daisy dukes.



    35. 135

      Re: White_Wayne – That's because that's what she is.



    36. 136

      Why does she always dress like a trashy whore?? Uhg.



    37. 137

      I thought she looked pregnant too the first time I saw this picture but if you look at other pictures from the same performence, she doesnt look pregnant at all. Its just the way she is standing in this picture… maybe she just shouldnt do that dance move again.



    38. 138

      IT LOOKS PHOTOSHOPPED TO HELL PLUS I DONT' THINK JESS WILL GET PREGGERS IF SHE WASN'T MARRIED

    39. anoj says – reply to this


      139

      jez. poor girl. i feel sorry for her. imagine any one of us being judged so harshly. you really have to have a thick skin to be in this business.



    40. 140

      Re: robynnn06 – Amen to that!



    41. 141

      Nice fucking picture!! LMFAO!!!



    42. 142

      That is simply a horrible angle. Not to mention the way her back is arched bring the shirt up and sticking her middrift out. Just an unflattering angle, and body position. If you look at her legs, it's VERY obvious that she's lost weight.



    43. 143

      I hope she is not drinking it is obvious she is 6 months pregnant, I guess she trapped poor old tony after all }: what a life.



    44. 144

      my gawd, i cant stop laughing at that pic. wtf is she doing ?? is that dancing ?? lol



    45. 145

      the bitch needs to put more clothes on she's not cute at all… and if she's trying to dance it doesnt look like she has rhythm.



    46. 146

      I honestly think that her shirt is just not flattering… You can see around her hips here. She's not fat… It's a terrible angle for a photo.



    47. 147

      KINDA SAD THAT YOU FEEL THE NEED TO POINT OUT EVERY SINGLE BAD ANGLE OR WHAT YOU FEEL TO BE A BODY DEFECT….ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR JUST A JEALOUS BITCH! SO SHE IS NOT PERFECT…NEITHER ARE YOU, YOU BIG CHINNED FREAK.



    48. 148

      Re: Kate27 – HEY KATE, WHAT IS UP WITH THAT LOOSER USING KATE 27 IS LAME AS THEIR MONIKER? THEY HAVE YET TO TELL ME, SO I'M ASSUMING ITS JUST SOME LOOSER WITH NO LIFE. WE ARE ON YOUR SIDE!



    49. 149

      I've now seen this pic on a good dozen sites (they alllll scooped you, dude) and if that really is her, un-photoshopped gut, how can she not be? Her legs look toned (that pic is so odd. It looks like she's about to drop the kids off at the pool) and slim still, so does the rest of her. Then HELLO TUMMY!

      All the women in my family have a little tummy thing goin' on and we're not fat (unless suddenly 5'6 110 is fat) but there's noooo way it could get that big w/o the rest being chunky too. So either she swallowed a whole watermelon - and hey, it is Jessica, so who knows - or she is knocked up!

      Ick.



    50. 150

      Jessica is just pathetic. Can't sing, Can't dance, Can't act. Pathetic. I can't believe a woman close to her thirties, with a belly hanging out, is still wearing crop tops and daisy duke shorts. what an idiot. She thinks she is still a teenager. This ho is never going to learn. She will continue to humiliate herself and I will continue to laugh at the laughing stock of hollywood and Texas.



    51. 151

      she looks baddddd!



    52. 152

      She needs to retire those daisy dukes because that gut of hers just isn't having it. I still find it hard to believe that she generated $400 million in sales from her clothing line. Can anyone substantiate this or is it Joe Simpson's talking points? She looks like a middled- aged transvestite. The only she entices me to buy is a package of Piloxing classes.



    53. 153

      fuck you Perez…. at least she isn't Beth Ditto



    54. 154

      fake…



    55. 155

      r u serious?? really, when r we going to give a girl a break? all of you below are so rude!! she has been healthy and happy and getting back into shape! Post your pics and lets compare!! shut the f-up, she is beautifull whether she has a few lbs on her or not!!



    56. 156

      That's some Craptastic photoshop. I can't believe you wasted time even putting that up. Since when did you become the enquire?



    57. 157

      She is just totally gross!!!! I have no clue WHY she's even "trying" to dance, because we KNOW she can't!



    58. 158

      wtf is she wearing???



    59. 159

      Re: kukita – i agree….wrond shot unflatering picture



    60. 160

      I think its ridiculous how photo shopped this picture is. I was at that concert probably about 5 people away from where this was taken and my pics look NOTHING like that. She looked hot and nothing like this. There is a reason she was voted one of the world's most beautiful women.



    61. 161

      There is something very wrong with Jessica Simpson. I don't even think she was pretty to beguin with: she has a very big weird nose and one of her eyes is noticably smaller than the other. She also just has a weird face in general… I think she kind of really looks like a guy - with or without makeup. Obviously she isn't really fat, but she is FOR SURE chunky. She looks like she's about 140lbs and she's only like what… 5'3"?

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