Miss Panama's Blunder: Bless Her Heart!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueWhy do all pageant girls insist on flexing their brain power in public????
They put all of us common folk to shame!!
Miss Panama hopeful Giosue Cozzarelli gave the audience this weekend at the Miss Panama 2009 competition quite the history lesson!
Said Cozzarelli, "Confucious invented confusion and was the oldest Chinese person."
See for yourself in the video above!!!
Posted: May 11, 2009 at 8:51 pm




OMG
Its simple if you fuck up the questions or have some nudie pics leak, you're more famous than the winners. Pagent protocol now, right MArio?
These recent pagent winners helped me appreciate the fact that I'm ugly and smart instead of gorgeous and stupid!!! LOL
Seriously, they should just forget this part of the competition from now on. It's not like anyone would care if its gone.
que estupida
That was FUNNY! what an idot!
Re: CandyDanny –
You are not ugly.
she actually said. he's a chinese japanese loool
I am sexy, looking for some guy online for some fun. I created a profile on
sugarbabymeet.com where I write blogs, discuss with others in forum and upload my own
video which I made. It is very fun there.
Miss North Carolina, the winner of the Miss USA competition, was also asked a political question–about bailouts. She responded by disapproving of the federal government bailing out private companies. Yet this answer, which 1) runs counter to the policies adopted by our national government, 2) stands in stark opposition to the actions of our President, and 3) is more a matter of current debate than gay marriage, was not considered "controversial" by anyone. Why not?
My favorite part is when she says he was a Chinese/Japanese as if the 2 countries were one, she got very "confusia" indeed hahahahah
just let your body do the talking and shut the hell up! dumb bitch
The video of you calling Carrie names expresses a lot more ignorance.
Maybe she is a budding comic??
Bless her heart??? Who the fuck is this, Chaucer???
Funny. At least she was composed throughout.
OMG LOL what an idiot!!!!!!!!!!
Re: aaabbbccc – too long to read
me confundio a mi
really… stop blessing everyones heart. find something new to say
HAHAH FIRST BITCHES
Confuscious say" that is one dumb bitch"….lol
I am very confused…..
she looks like penelope cruz.
But you know, stupidity is better than taking pride in your beliefs. She'll get one blurb on her stupidity. Prejean - who formed a full thought with the backing of 55% of Cali, and 65% of America, stood up for herself and she's going through the coals…
Re: CandyDanny – LOLZ the only bitch is the one who feels special calling out *first* on a blog! what a dipshit you are!!!!!
Has she been sniffing her hairspray or something?
So has she been sniffing her hairspray or something??
Aw hell…
I'm from Panama, and let me tell omgosh that girl is so stupid. I was laughing my ass off when I saw that but I want to correct something. She said "He was a chinese japanese person"
AAHA.
bless her little heart.
LOL, the chinese-japanese part was the funniest! I can understand that shes nervous but come on, hes like one of the most famous philosophers in the world! EVERYBODY that has an average education should know that. ayaaayay mujer! muy mal…
Poor girl. She has made a laughing stock out of herself and now it is all over the internet. Before letting them enter the competition it would be better if they had been asked to pass an IQ test first.
I am ashamed to be a Latina!
WHAT?
Why, she's about as equal in stupidity as you are in hatefulness. So why does Prickerez always insist on showing his hairy ass in public?
dumb bitch is making everyone think all of Panamanian women are as stupid as her… she didn't understand the questions, stupid bitch…
and it ws not this weekend, it was TWO WEEKS AGO PEREZ!!!!!!!
Re: brainchild – #15 Chaucer said something bad to Jigsaw earlier.And now she changed her caption to love medieval poetry.she has changed it 3 times.
Re: aaabbbccc – #10 because most people are too stupid to answer the question or have any clue about the effects of bailouts. Liberal brainwashing (in the public school system and otherwise) has long ago liquified the brains of most people in America, unfortunately.
Re: ballsdeep88 – Um not related… in the least.
perez u r late this is so old
It's a fuckin pageant not a game show! Lets see some tits and ass then go home.
LOL>>>> I'm Asian and I personally find that hilarious.
Oh dear girl… why didn't you just smile and look pretty???
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Oh Dios mio, que mujer tan idiota!!!!!!!!
this happened forever ago! I'm from Panama…shes a great girl she was just nervous!
SAD!!! just like all of them.
My favorite part: Chinese/Japanese HAHAH
bonita pero ESTUPIDA!!!!!!!!!
Umm would anyone know about this stupid pagent if they didn't plan some dumbass to screw up the question? It's like a Beauty Pagent Standard these days. Publicity.
Ummmmm…………………………………………
I love how she says something completely retarded and you say 'Bless her heart', but when someone simply states their opinion on an issue, you slaughter them over it. Crazy.
LMAO. She and Carrie are up there together in the dumbass department.
HA HA HA …LMAO !!
Let's make a new law - beauty queens are NOT allowed to speak - never ever, ever.
Well yeah, for Latin America it was kinda one week ago when we found out about this… And yeah, we laughed our asses off for almost one week. Just a little thing, when she says "AND THAT'S WHY… ERRR… ONE OF THE MOST ANCIENT", in Spanish she mispronounces and says ANTUIGUO instead of ANTIGUO, it's like saying in English "AENSENT" instead of "ANCIENT" or something like that… That's why it was even more hilarious for us.
Re: cherry.girl23 – NO idiot. They're not, as imsoregistered said. One at least was honest with her beliefs. This retard had absolutely no idea who Confucious was and started making bullshit up. can someone actually invent confusion? LOL!!!!!!!!! worst part is she tried to look confident when she obviously didn't even understand what was she talking about. Sometimes is better to admit ignorance.
goes to show what happens when you are on a stage live and you have to come up with an answer immediately and you have NO idea what the hell anyone is talking about. feel bad for her, it's like a school flash back x100 cause you are not in front of 25 people but are on live tv in front of maybe millions.(okay, okay, if I say something funny, maybe they will not notice I did not answer the question. NO, that doesn't work anymore, everyone has dvrs. DAMN!!!!)
WHY ARE YOU SO LATE???!!!
ok.. these girls are clearly dumbasses, if u r that pretty what do u need a brain for, right? there is no point for this portion to be in the competition, since they are all to fucking dumb to answer, not necessarily smart way, but at least coherently. let them just be judged on their looks, since that is what they will use in order to coast through life.
[re=3774022]Re: gmoney
ok…no WAY am i going to defend this whatsoever…BUT i do live in panama and have seen this show. this is actually a show called "realmente bella" (really beautiful) and this is most definitely NOT ms. panama. i think you definitely need to change the translation though because not only did she say he invented confusion, but also that he is "an ancient chinese japanese ancient man" (yes, ancient twice…good stuff).
pageant girls seem to fck a lotta things up
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BITCH IS A NUCLEAR PHYSICIST COMPARED TO THE SOON-TO-BE-EX
MISS CAL-LEE-FOOORN-YA!
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THIS SI TOO FUNNY. I LOVE IT.
wow!! This is my first post ever, and OMIJESUS!!! Too funny!
Re: CandyDanny – #1 How did u get to be #1 that is awesome! you rock.
Whats worst is that they give them these questions with their respective answers prior the competition..
Sucks for her.
Funny how you almost crucified Carrie for her thoughts and expressing her ideas yet this dumb b is praised with a Bless her heart??? WTF??? and your translation is just miserable, I can't believe my basic spanish is way better than yours…
Wow, at least Sarah played the flute!
Re: Kate27 – shut up whore you hate anyone who isn't white so your *Spanish* can suck it racist biotch!!!! You hate anyone who speaks Spanish but now you act like you care LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: LG sez KISSES DARLINGS! – Evening! OXOX
Re: Panama – No no LO PEOR es que a ella NADIE le pregunto quien era confucion….ella sola se cago en su vida!
Re: Panama – Actually, they stopped "pre-screened" questions. The women used to get their questions before so they could think up their answers beforehand to their specific question.
wow….
stupiddddddddd LOL!!
Re: flower507 – siii eso fue lo mejor … le pidieron que hablara sobre la frase de confusio jajajaja
LOL I'M FROM PANAMA AND THIS IS A SHAME! THINK BEFORE TALKING!
Is it a requirement in pageants to be as DUMB AS A BRICK??
BLESS HER HEART MY ASS. THATS NOT A BLUNDER, she is a fucking moron. im pissed cus she is shitty representation for my fucking country.she aint that pretty to have gotten that far. she could have done somthing eles with her life. omfg she's a moron
Omg Ke mensa!!
NOT TRUE!
dude, she said "Confucianism" which is a philosophical branch
Re: SWEETPIECE! – #74.
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Wow she's gorgeous - looks like Penelope Cruz!
But really? An ancient chinese japanese who invented confusion? LOLOLOL.
PS Perez, I HATE the unashamed advertising dominating your site these days. It's only gotten worse and worse.
Re: SWEETPIECE! – #72.
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TODD PLAYS THE "SKIN FLUTE" QUITE WELL, TOO!
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this is no way as bad as the miss teen south carolina incident of 2007…
"i think the US Americans can do like stuff and education, from south africa and the iraq and yeah"
Well Hispanics and Latinos arent too intelligent anyway
srsly, i didnt understand her asnwer
Jeesh! She sounds just like an Dumbama administration employee! I bet she is late in paying taxes too! Why are democrats such morons?
que estupida es…
She's pretty hot. But yeah, pretty stupid too. Chinese Japanese??? That's two different ethnicities. She needs to go back to school, ASAP!
Re: JizzyBall – And I suppose you are??? If you are, that makes one smart blonde! Ha-ha! You're probably a fake blonde anyway, not to mention white trash just like all ignorant white folks.
uno de los chinos… japoneses?! Make up your mind
LOL
congrats, it only took you a week to post this!
you are lame and you suck
this piece is THREE DAYS OLD! you're so lame, perez! get with the program!
OOOOOOLD NEWS PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've seen way worse… remember, "Such as…"? I think the whole pageant thing might have to come to an end. Between dumb ass bitches, many whom have eating disorders and end up in some kind of sex scandal. I mean really? And why is it now a mandate to have augmented breasts to win? Seriously, if you cannot win w/o plastic surgery then you shouldn't compete!
LOL…They should really teach them things. Beauty fades
ummmmmmmm what?