Spanx You Very Much!
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Celebreality star Brigitte Nielsen wanted to get her grub on last night but forgot to act all ladylike.
The 45-year-old former actress was spotted having dinner at Los Angeles restaurant Madeo with husband number 5, Mattia Dessi.
However, as the tall blonde was leaving the restaurant, she pulled the classic move of getting into the car with her legs spread apart while facing the camera.
Needless to say, the paps got a bit more of a view than they were asking for but definitely thankful for.
Do U think Nielsen was smart enough to wear some undies?
Find out…after the jump!
[Images via WENN.]
Turns out everyone needs a little help to stay looking good as they age. And Nielsen's help comes in the form of Spanx support undies.
Zexy!





ew!
That is so not attractive.
Well at least she's wearing those rather than nothing. Now that would have been scary!!
oh my!
Shit, I thought that was a man in the first picture :O
Looks like the same type you wear.
Spanx/girdle underwear…at least she is wearing something age appropriate, I would hate to see her in a thong or a beaver flash.
OK, Perez–we all know you wear full body spanx
ba hahah clasic
Are those Spanx? I haven't seen them with that pattern.
Is that a tampon hanging out of her cooch?? BLEHHHH!
eww! pukeee
Re: brainchild – that was funny.
well her knees are knocking together, so i really dont think her legs were spread wide apart Peretzel!!! some papperz are just pervs..
That is really rude to go in for a zoom like that. hey, she has something that's keeping her young man. he stayed with her even after that whole flav Foofie foo mess.
Re: EyesRadioLies – Ha–I thought so too-but it's the back of her skirt.
She's only 45? I thought it was Dolph Lundgren in a skirt - such a whack job….
love me some Spanx!
SHE LOOKA LIKE A MAN
She is waaaaaaaay older than 45!
Ha! Bet they were crotchless: Mamma needs to keep her boy interested!
NICE I LOVE SPANX
Ohhh. . I Just threw up in my mask..this is not good.
She's only 46!? Jesus. I thought she was in her late 50's/early 60's.
i dont understand this
Ok… I don't think she is so fat she really needs to wear them. Unless it is because she has done some liposuction on her stomach or something.
Aww their gold just like the Flava Flav's teeth…
lolz. gotta love them spanx!
She's a hideous opportunist. No class.
Re: Iheart420 –
It's called MONEY!
Heck that's exactly what I'd wear, esp. with paps (haha) around. Nothing wrong with practical underwear.
Not pretty….
Why Perez? Why?
Yuck! 45! I thought she was, at least, 55!
45 my ass!!! She's at least 55……. seriously! Remember she dated Sylvester Stallone and he's in his 60's…. she wasn't that much younger than he.
Damn photographer who took that shot deserves to be traumatized at night for life - Please please someone tell her to close up them legs unless she is 100% sure coochie rocha is all good.
That is not Spanx, Honey
Star? Ummm, huh, the brown star on her ass.
That is one nasty,diseased infested skank!
That's nasty
shes only 45?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
classy. and i seriously doubt she spread her legs for everyone to see her spandies.
THATS NOT A MAN?????
Dyke
jeez, stfu. you try to get out of a car in a skirt sometime without flashing something! it's harder than you'd think!
She is more like 63 than 43 - get your fuckin facts right
They are not Spanx - that's a full on GIRDLE!!
I bet that stinks something aweful!!
45 my foot, shes at least 55, and that's with a lot of skin pulling done.
congrats for wearing unders
whats that white strap thingy? i'm grossed out and puzzled!!
Uuummm, if she's 45, I'm 21….not!! LUVS IT!!
she covers up well. little girls could learn a thing or 2 from her.
WHAT IN THE HELL
Those aren't spanx. Spanx don't have a pattern, Perez.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, AAHAHAHHAHA.
JESUS HOPSCOTCHING CHRIST THATS NAAASTY!