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Gwyneth Returns to the Stage

Filed under: Anglophilia > Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow might be hitting the stage again soon!

The blonde fitness nut started her career on stage when she appeared as a youngster in productions at the Williamstown Theatre Festival.

And, now, it seems the Oscar winner is said to be considering a role in Anton Chekhov's Three Sisters on the West End in London.

The show "focuses on the lives of Olga, Masha and Irina, three sisters of Russian gentry, who try to fill their days in order to construct a life that feels meaningful. The sisters are refined and cultured young women who grew up in urban Moscow; however, for the past 11 years they have been living in a small provincial town."

We don't want to say it sounds boring, but uhm, boring!

Speculation is that Gwynie would be playing the eldest sister, Olga, a spinster schoolteacher.

Would U go watch her on stage?

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34 comments to “Gwyneth Returns to the Stage”



  1. 1

    First!
    I wouldn't watch her in anything - she's a snob.



  2. 2

    No. She's shallow and irritating and only amusing on a sick level.



  3. 3

    It's a classic play with amazing themes! It's beautiful, thoughtful, heartwrenching and….a little boring :)



  4. 4

    wow perez, for some reason i'm not surprised you think chekhov is boring.
    but i am surprised that you managed to spell his name right.



  5. 5

    Three Sisters is n amazing play… but I'm sick of hollywood stars thinking they can take over the theatre! Is there no stopping them from ruining the works of classic playwrights? I'd watch it for Chekov. I would be tolerating her.



  6. 6

    Oh I love Chekhov!!! You would too Perez just give it a shot!



  7. 7

    actually. three sisters is the study of the futility of life and the bonds that hold a family together dumbass! any chekhov play deserves the upmost respect from the actor and audience member! it takes hard work to reproduce a deserving performance on stage! if she's shit (and we know she kinda is) it'll be boring probably but with a proper actress it could move you to tears!

    i know you think heidi and spencer are more interesting than going to the theatre, but maybe you should try it you lonely bitter ass-faced queen!



  8. 8

    Re: janevoom – No, kiss my ass.



  9. 9

    she is pretty but… oh so weird. there is some weirdness going on with her. and not to mention a snob as well



  10. 10

    I'll always love her for shakespeare in love.



  11. 11

    She is such a snot nose bitch. I cannot believe she is in the Iron Man movies.



  12. 12

    ummm, she's starting to look like Jessica Beal!



  13. 13

    huhu



  14. 14

    you are as cultured as you are straight. You'd be a lot more interested if it was three brothers and starred Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, and Chase Crawford



  15. 15

    I want everyone reading this site to know that Perez Hilton is not a representative of the gay right's movement. Too many people have worked far too long and far too hard, and sacrificed way too much - in some cases their lives - for one person's self-aggrandizement to throw all of that in reverse. If anyone would care to have a healthy, intelligent debate about legalizing gay marriage, without fear of being called a "dumb bitch" or having your family maligned, I am available.



  16. 16

    You should be embarrassed to say that Chekhov is boring.



  17. 17

    Re: Love Medieval Poetry.. – and i always hate you for being yourself

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    18

    i wouldn't go see this pie faced twat sit on my curb.



  19. 19

    She is a total snob and a weirdo. She gives me the creeps. Her soul is hollow. I think she is the devil. Other than that she is OK.



  20. 20

    Well… someone knows nothing about theatre! Or the craft of modern-day acting, for that matter.



  21. 21

    Re: illonia
    WORD TO THAT.



  22. 22

    She won an Oscar and it went straight to her head. She hasn't done anything worthwhile since. She's totally full of herself like Kate Winslet.



  23. 23

    She's awesome. I would totally want to see her on stage!



  24. 24

    yeah, right. Dumb and bitchy. Maybe you call that "goop" nowadays.



  25. 25

    Oh NO!! Please save us!! Gwyneth and Chekov, true bumnumbers….



  26. 26

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  27. 27

    great play



  28. 28

    Perez, I seriously love you more than anything but for someone who blogs about celebrities and "artists", calling Chekhov "uhm, boring" is absolutely ridiculous. In fact, it's fucking retarted. Bash celebs, not classic theatre.



  29. 29

    She returned to Williamstown Theatre a few years ago and her reviews were terrible! Her career is due to her parents. Maybe fitness is her true calling?



  30. 30

    OMG she looks like Jessica Biel in this pic!!



  31. 31

    Oh Come On People! Whatever she may or may not be like as a person in real life, Gwyneth Paltrow is a fine and competent, Academy Award-wining Actor. The stage is where she first started. I bet she'll be FAB!



  32. 32

    If it sounds boring, it's because Chekov is boring. God knows I've seen enough Chekov to last me a lifetime (I have a lot of friends who are "actors"). Gwyneth could only make it even more boring, if that's even possible. I just imagine hospitals suddenly overflowing with coma victims before they discover the only thing they had in common was that they all attended a performance of Ms. Paltrow in a Chekov play. SHUT IT DOWN! SAVE THE AUDIENCE!



  33. 33

    Re: peapo – I am definitely NOT "AN UNCULTURED, IGNORANT, NO-NOTHING" who "WOULD THENK CHECKHOV'S PLAYS SOUND BORING!!!!!" First of all, I can spell. Apparently much MUCH better than you. And since I have seen many Chekov (yes, that's how it's spelled) plays, I can give my honest and well-educated opinion. They are boring. Back in the day when he wrote them they were much more politically relevant. In today's world, they can really only hearken back to that time. Yes, some of his general ideas are worthy of consideration today, but overall, to quote Dylan, "the times, they are a-changin'".
    Don't pretend to be something you're not "peapo". Just because it's Chekov it doesn't mean you saying it's great will make you any smarter.
    P.S. Buy a dictionary.



  34. 34

    NO freakin WAY.. I loooove her hubby though & going to see him at the end of the month.. WOO!!