Oprah Winfrey was asked to give the commencement address at the esteemed Duke University this past weekend. She was truly inspiring, especially when she talked about how lucky she is:
"It's great to have a nice home. It's great to have nice homes! It's great to have a nice home that just escaped the fire in Santa Barbara. It's great to have a private jet. Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn't great is lying to you."
Lesson to learn graduates: It's good to be Oprah and sucks to be everyone else!
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