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   manders821 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I must be getting old, I dont find this guy attactive at all, I just think he needs a good scrubbing and shave.

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   pecosa65 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   A bar of soap !

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   LizardKinG says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   ACTING LESSONS…

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   A butt plug ….hi hi hiiiii

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   my body!

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   My d*ck in a box!

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   ANYTHING!

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   A BITCH SLAP & A BUTT PLUG!

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   Myself, with a big red ribbon. Happy Birthday, Rob!!!!

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    birthday sex

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    I'd give him my virginity

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    southernmama says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a bottle of shampoo

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    JenniJen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A paper bag to put over his fugly, misshapen head.

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    kimmygrrrl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    one hot night

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    LadyTLiz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …my vagina.

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    Shakermaker says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A bar of soap.

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    jingerkissmelove says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    aww,Rob is 23 now!
    I love him,he's so sweet!
    very talented and down to earth!Stay the same Rob!
    U're gorgeous!

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    Shakermaker says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: manders821 – Not just you.
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    I mean, I'm a straight guy, and I can usually tell when a guy is good looking or not, but this guy hasn't got "it" in my opinion…

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    kimmyb says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Me, with a ribbon rapped around my neck

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    BossBrit says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    MY VA JAY JAY

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    UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    U WOULD PROBABLY TRY TO MOLEST HIM IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER…THO SOMETIMES MY GAYDAR DOES CARTWHEELS WHEN WATCHING OR HEARING HIM…SO HE MIGHT NOT FIGHT TOO HARD…PERETZEL, U SIR ARE A DIRTY BOY…LOL

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    Ne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A haircut and a nicotine patch.

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    Crystabellina says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Happy birthday Rob! =)

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    Scahootowl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A swift kick in the ass for ruining Vampire flicks forever.

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    RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    me, myself and I

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    morgan444 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A gift certificate for laser hair removal!!!! I love him smooth!!

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    twilightobsessed<3 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    definitely my body!!! he's hawt!!!

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    beth monroe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A bar of soap & a fleet.

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    mrsrobpattinson says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAPPPPYYY BIRRRTTHHHDAYYYY I LOVEE YOUUUU

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    duelastar says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a bar of soap.

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    Soda-Pop-Lover says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ME!!! lmao!

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    Luca says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would make love with him all the night

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    Soda-Pop-Lover says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    oh wow, almost everyone had the same idea as me. :p or vice versa… whatever! Man, why does he have to be so sexy?

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    Ditte says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB!!

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    My naked body on his bad!

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    Uker says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A RIM JOB AND A GOOD ASS-FUCKING WITH A SHINY DILDO.

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    c.Lo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Another fancy Ray-Ban's

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    Ash7586 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Anything and everything!!!

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    Ladydi85 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would give him weed
    and sex
    and oral sex

    and more sex
    and more weed
    and beer too

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    RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    anything he's want's/looking for…….

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    a paper bag mask

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    Undergroundwoo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What wouldn't I give him! I like that scruffy look…..so hott!

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    Not suitable for virgin ears….lol

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    MidnightSun says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    myself.

    Happy birthday Rob!

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    some sort of shield so Perez Hilton and Ted from E! could no longer slobber all over his pictures and jack off on them.

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    Mamasita says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A decent meal!

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    tick_tock_tick_tock says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A BLOW JOB!!!

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    junipur says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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    Laurieee06 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a bubble bath

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    right guard ….. extra strength

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    a heapin' helpin' of honey on them thighssss….MOTORBOAT!!!

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    Brookesmama20 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    My vajajay.

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    commitment says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    sex in a bathtub with me of course xaxaxa

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    *Vivi* says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    myself That would be the best present ever

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    exoh_6 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ANAL !

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    Lear says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'll give him the honor of giving me my first born child.

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    xoxoTEAMEDWARDxoxo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Clock radio haha

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    my puss.

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    bongo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Miss California

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    Re: RobPnMeShouldB – i take it you like him or something…

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    ElizaJonas says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Some shower gel and shampoo.

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    Love Medieval Poetry.. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Happy Birthday Rob.

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    kathee08 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a vacation = a time with his friends and family = away from his stalkers.

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    Bean-Queen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    MY BEAN

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    RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    some great romantic adult luvin'!!!!!!

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    RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i could go on and on……..

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    Onions says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …deodorant, shampoo and a razor.

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    Re: manders821 –
    No its not just you….he does absolutely nothing for me either, except maybe make me dry…..

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    Ilaria says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Nicorette, with the message "if the President can do it, so can you" and a victoria's secret catalog, with the hope that he picks a better girlfriend than that twat of kstew!

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    give him unlimited access to me hairy vajajay

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    Christy* says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Anything! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT!!!

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    A whole day with no paps and no idiots writing crap about him!!!

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    Yellow Peeps says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    My condolences and extra comfort for the terrible "Little Ashes" reviews

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    I would buy him a drink and give him a hug/smooch on the cheek. ha

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    …a free pass to put 'it' anywhere, anyhow, anytime.

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    ME. happy birthday rob!

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    Li0ness says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …a personal hygiene kit to include a razor!

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    Happy Birthday R-Patz!!!! and he can have me for his birthday!!

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    Anything he wants

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    a good scrub down… if he stinks so much, some soap… anything that will get him clean and smell good for his fellow co-stars. I really don't find him good looking at all!! He skeeves me out!!

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    bj and in the ass!

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    predow says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a date with me !

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    Steffi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    myself and all that is!

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    Acting lessons (because he can't act for shit)!!!

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    MYSELF

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    Mandy1984 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a fucking hug after reading all of these comments…lol

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    Kristen Stewart on a desert island

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    Soulbutter says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A book on how to have personal hygene.

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    Rob, Happy Birthday! Wish you to improve your difficult, but amazing art I would give you a funny and unforgettable Russian trip)))

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    anything he wants.
    happy birthday rob.

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    Veronica11 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would say " I can't believe I am older than you Rob, you look 50" lol

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    a one way ticket to my bedroom. Grrrr…..

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    almostfamous says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a bodyguard after reading all the perverted comments, some of them are really gay.
    i would him
    1. a trip somewhere quiet for him and whoever he wants to bring

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    you guys are sick, you know that?

    to answer you Perez, a Custom Monulista Guitar Pick

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    IsaPerez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Kristen Stewart with a red ribbon

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    modaho says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    my stretched out and 'scarred from giving birth' vajayj.

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    A SHOWER AND A GOOD SCRUB. LOL!!

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    rob is dating nikki reed i think,
    kristen who is gorgeous and talented and rich is with her longtime bf mike, they will most likely get married, SO QUIT THE RUMORS
    as for a gift, how about some privacy

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    a shower…..with me

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     ME!