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Filed under: Anglophilia > Robert Pattinson

If I could attend his 23 birthday party today, the present I would give Robert Pattinson is ____________.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: May 13, 2009 at 9:30 am

385 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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manders821 says – reply to this

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I must be getting old, I dont find this guy attactive at all, I just think he needs a good scrubbing and shave.
pecosa65 says – reply to this

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A bar of soap !
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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ACTING LESSONS…
Fagalicious says – reply to this

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A butt plug ….hi hi hiiiii
katiecoco3 says – reply to this

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my body!
microsapp says – reply to this

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My d*ck in a box!
Jacqueline0517 says – reply to this

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ANYTHING!
Mattlouis says – reply to this

8

A BITCH SLAP & A BUTT PLUG!
dkswid says – reply to this

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Myself, with a big red ribbon. Happy Birthday, Rob!!!!
evilbunny12 says – reply to this

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birthday sex
titandiva27 says – reply to this

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I'd give him my virginity
southernmama says – reply to this

12

a bottle of shampoo
JenniJen says – reply to this

13

A paper bag to put over his fugly, misshapen head.
kimmygrrrl says – reply to this

14

one hot night
LadyTLiz says – reply to this

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…my vagina.
Shakermaker says – reply to this

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A bar of soap.
jingerkissmelove says – reply to this

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aww,Rob is 23 now!
I love him,he's so sweet!
very talented and down to earth!Stay the same Rob!
U're gorgeous!
Shakermaker says – reply to this

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Re: manders821 – Not just you.
.
.
I mean, I'm a straight guy, and I can usually tell when a guy is good looking or not, but this guy hasn't got "it" in my opinion…
kimmyb says – reply to this

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Me, with a ribbon rapped around my neck
BossBrit says – reply to this

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MY VA JAY JAY
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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U WOULD PROBABLY TRY TO MOLEST HIM IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER…THO SOMETIMES MY GAYDAR DOES CARTWHEELS WHEN WATCHING OR HEARING HIM…SO HE MIGHT NOT FIGHT TOO HARD…PERETZEL, U SIR ARE A DIRTY BOY…LOL
Ne says – reply to this

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A haircut and a nicotine patch.
Crystabellina says – reply to this

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Happy birthday Rob! =)
Scahootowl says – reply to this

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A swift kick in the ass for ruining Vampire flicks forever.
RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this

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me, myself and I
morgan444 says – reply to this

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A gift certificate for laser hair removal!!!! I love him smooth!!
twilightobsessed<3 says – reply to this

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definitely my body!!! he's hawt!!!
beth monroe says – reply to this

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A bar of soap & a fleet.
mrsrobpattinson says – reply to this

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HAPPPPYYY BIRRRTTHHHDAYYYY I LOVEE YOUUUU
duelastar says – reply to this

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a bar of soap.
Soda-Pop-Lover says – reply to this

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ME!!! lmao!
Luca says – reply to this

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I would make love with him all the night
Soda-Pop-Lover says – reply to this

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oh wow, almost everyone had the same idea as me. :p or vice versa… whatever! Man, why does he have to be so sexy?
Ditte says – reply to this

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB!!
vixyvee06 says – reply to this

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My naked body on his bad!
Uker says – reply to this

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A RIM JOB AND A GOOD ASS-FUCKING WITH A SHINY DILDO.
c.Lo says – reply to this

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Another fancy Ray-Ban's
Ash7586 says – reply to this

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Anything and everything!!!
Ladydi85 says – reply to this

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I would give him weed
and sex
and oral sex

and more sex
and more weed
and beer too
RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this

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anything he's want's/looking for…….
madeincanada54 says – reply to this

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a paper bag mask
Undergroundwoo says – reply to this

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What wouldn't I give him! I like that scruffy look…..so hott!
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Not suitable for virgin ears….lol
MidnightSun says – reply to this

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myself.

Happy birthday Rob!
justtfax says – reply to this

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some sort of shield so Perez Hilton and Ted from E! could no longer slobber all over his pictures and jack off on them.
Mamasita says – reply to this

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A decent meal!
tick_tock_tick_tock says – reply to this

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A BLOW JOB!!!
junipur says – reply to this

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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Laurieee06 says – reply to this

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a bubble bath
tasty dish says – reply to this

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right guard ….. extra strength
fat_hayley803 says – reply to this

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a heapin' helpin' of honey on them thighssss….MOTORBOAT!!!
Brookesmama20 says – reply to this

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My vajajay.
commitment says – reply to this

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sex in a bathtub with me of course xaxaxa
*Vivi* says – reply to this

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myself That would be the best present ever
exoh_6 says – reply to this

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ANAL !
Lear says – reply to this

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I'll give him the honor of giving me my first born child.
xoxoTEAMEDWARDxoxo says – reply to this

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Clock radio haha
TaylorGBryant says – reply to this

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my puss.
bongo says – reply to this

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Miss California
JigSaw says – reply to this

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Re: RobPnMeShouldB – i take it you like him or something…
ElizaJonas says – reply to this

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Some shower gel and shampoo.
Love Medieval Poetry.. says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday Rob.
kathee08 says – reply to this

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a vacation = a time with his friends and family = away from his stalkers.
Bean-Queen says – reply to this

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MY BEAN
RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this

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some great romantic adult luvin'!!!!!!
RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this

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i could go on and on……..
Onions says – reply to this

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…deodorant, shampoo and a razor.
hotfatchick3 says – reply to this

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Re: manders821 –
No its not just you….he does absolutely nothing for me either, except maybe make me dry…..
Ilaria says – reply to this

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Nicorette, with the message "if the President can do it, so can you" and a victoria's secret catalog, with the hope that he picks a better girlfriend than that twat of kstew!
nikolebitchy!!! says – reply to this

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give him unlimited access to me hairy vajajay
Christy* says – reply to this

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Anything! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT!!!
sambecky says – reply to this

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A whole day with no paps and no idiots writing crap about him!!!
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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My condolences and extra comfort for the terrible "Little Ashes" reviews
know_L says – reply to this

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I would buy him a drink and give him a hug/smooch on the cheek. ha
starmix18 says – reply to this

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…a free pass to put 'it' anywhere, anyhow, anytime.
medicallyfucked says – reply to this

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ME. happy birthday rob!
Li0ness says – reply to this

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…a personal hygiene kit to include a razor!
kaykitten12 says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday R-Patz!!!! and he can have me for his birthday!!
Jacqueline0517 says – reply to this

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Anything he wants
Lindik says – reply to this

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a good scrub down… if he stinks so much, some soap… anything that will get him clean and smell good for his fellow co-stars. I really don't find him good looking at all!! He skeeves me out!!
muryhill says – reply to this

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bj and in the ass!
predow says – reply to this

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a date with me !
Steffi says – reply to this

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myself and all that is!
emireland88 says – reply to this

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Acting lessons (because he can't act for shit)!!!
jacksta030 says – reply to this

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MYSELF
Mandy1984 says – reply to this

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a fucking hug after reading all of these comments…lol
hf says – reply to this

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Kristen Stewart on a desert island
Soulbutter says – reply to this

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A book on how to have personal hygene.
Olya says – reply to this

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Rob, Happy Birthday! Wish you to improve your difficult, but amazing art I would give you a funny and unforgettable Russian trip)))
ashtynmarie09 says – reply to this

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anything he wants.
happy birthday rob.
Veronica11 says – reply to this

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I would say " I can't believe I am older than you Rob, you look 50" lol
alova says – reply to this

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a one way ticket to my bedroom. Grrrr…..
almostfamous says – reply to this

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a bodyguard after reading all the perverted comments, some of them are really gay.
i would him
1. a trip somewhere quiet for him and whoever he wants to bring
Dallianna says – reply to this

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you guys are sick, you know that?

to answer you Perez, a Custom Monulista Guitar Pick
IsaPerez says – reply to this

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Kristen Stewart with a red ribbon
modaho says – reply to this

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my stretched out and 'scarred from giving birth' vajayj.
bloodnikki says – reply to this

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A SHOWER AND A GOOD SCRUB. LOL!!
almostfamous says – reply to this

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rob is dating nikki reed i think,
kristen who is gorgeous and talented and rich is with her longtime bf mike, they will most likely get married, SO QUIT THE RUMORS
as for a gift, how about some privacy
caffeinated_princess says – reply to this

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a shower…..with me
lipspressedclose says – reply to this

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ME!

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