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If I could attend his 23 birthday party today, the present I would give Robert Pattinson is ____________.

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  1. 1

    I must be getting old, I dont find this guy attactive at all, I just think he needs a good scrubbing and shave.



  2. 2

    A bar of soap !



  3. 3

    ACTING LESSONS…



  4. 4

    A butt plug ….hi hi hiiiii



  5. 5

    my body!



  6. 6

    My d*ck in a box!



  7. 7

    ANYTHING!



  8. 8

    A BITCH SLAP & A BUTT PLUG!



  9. 9

    Myself, with a big red ribbon. Happy Birthday, Rob!!!!



  10. 10

    birthday sex :) :D ;)



  11. 11

    I'd give him my virginity



  12. 12

    a bottle of shampoo



  13. 13

    A paper bag to put over his fugly, misshapen head.



  14. 14

    one hot night



  15. 15

    …my vagina.



  16. 16

    A bar of soap.



  17. 17

    aww,Rob is 23 now!
    I love him,he's so sweet!
    very talented and down to earth!Stay the same Rob!
    U're gorgeous!



  18. 18

    Re: manders821 – Not just you.
    .
    .
    I mean, I'm a straight guy, and I can usually tell when a guy is good looking or not, but this guy hasn't got "it" in my opinion…



  19. 19

    Me, with a ribbon rapped around my neck



  20. 20

    MY VA JAY JAY



  21. 21

    U WOULD PROBABLY TRY TO MOLEST HIM IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER…THO SOMETIMES MY GAYDAR DOES CARTWHEELS WHEN WATCHING OR HEARING HIM…SO HE MIGHT NOT FIGHT TOO HARD…PERETZEL, U SIR ARE A DIRTY BOY…LOL

  22. Ne says – reply to this


    22

    A haircut and a nicotine patch.



  23. 23

    Happy birthday Rob! =)



  24. 24

    A swift kick in the ass for ruining Vampire flicks forever.



  25. 25

    me, myself and I



  26. 26

    A gift certificate for laser hair removal!!!! I love him smooth!!



  27. 27

    definitely my body!!! he's hawt!!!



  28. 28

    A bar of soap & a fleet.



  29. 29

    HAPPPPYYY BIRRRTTHHHDAYYYY I LOVEE YOUUUU



  30. 30

    a bar of soap.



  31. 31

    ME!!! lmao! :)

  32. Luca says – reply to this


    32

    I would make love with him all the night



  33. 33

    oh wow, almost everyone had the same idea as me. :p or vice versa… whatever! Man, why does he have to be so sexy?

  34. Ditte says – reply to this


    34

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB!! :D



  35. 35

    My naked body on his bad!

  36. Uker says – reply to this


    36

    A RIM JOB AND A GOOD ASS-FUCKING WITH A SHINY DILDO.

  37. c.Lo says – reply to this


    37

    Another fancy Ray-Ban's



  38. 38

    Anything and everything!!!



  39. 39

    I would give him weed
    and sex
    and oral sex

    and more sex
    and more weed
    and beer too



  40. 40

    anything he's want's/looking for…….



  41. 41

    a paper bag mask



  42. 42

    What wouldn't I give him! I like that scruffy look…..so hott!



  43. 43

    Not suitable for virgin ears….lol



  44. 44

    myself.

    Happy birthday Rob! :)



  45. 45

    some sort of shield so Perez Hilton and Ted from E! could no longer slobber all over his pictures and jack off on them.



  46. 46

    A decent meal!



  47. 47

    A BLOW JOB!!!



  48. 48

    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



  49. 49

    a bubble bath :)



  50. 50

    right guard ….. extra strength



  51. 51

    a heapin' helpin' of honey on them thighssss….MOTORBOAT!!!



  52. 52

    My vajajay.



  53. 53

    sex in a bathtub with me of course xaxaxa



  54. 54

    myself :) That would be the best present ever :D :D



  55. 55

    ANAL !

  56. Lear says – reply to this


    56

    I'll give him the honor of giving me my first born child.



  57. 57

    Clock radio haha



  58. 58

    my puss.



  59. 59

    Miss California



  60. 60

    Re: RobPnMeShouldB – i take it you like him or something…



  61. 61

    Some shower gel and shampoo.



  62. 62

    Happy Birthday Rob.



  63. 63

    a vacation = a time with his friends and family = away from his stalkers.



  64. 64

    MY BEAN



  65. 65

    some great romantic adult luvin'!!!!!!



  66. 66

    i could go on and on……..



  67. 67

    …deodorant, shampoo and a razor.



  68. 68

    Re: manders821
    No its not just you….he does absolutely nothing for me either, except maybe make me dry…..



  69. 69

    Nicorette, with the message "if the President can do it, so can you" and a victoria's secret catalog, with the hope that he picks a better girlfriend than that twat of kstew!



  70. 70

    give him unlimited access to me hairy vajajay



  71. 71

    Anything! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT!!!



  72. 72

    A whole day with no paps and no idiots writing crap about him!!!



  73. 73

    My condolences and extra comfort for the terrible "Little Ashes" reviews



  74. 74

    I would buy him a drink and give him a hug/smooch on the cheek. ha :)



  75. 75

    …a free pass to put 'it' anywhere, anyhow, anytime.



  76. 76

    ME. happy birthday rob!



  77. 77

    …a personal hygiene kit to include a razor!



  78. 78

    Happy Birthday R-Patz!!!! and he can have me for his birthday!!



  79. 79

    Anything he wants



  80. 80

    a good scrub down… if he stinks so much, some soap… anything that will get him clean and smell good for his fellow co-stars. I really don't find him good looking at all!! He skeeves me out!!



  81. 81

    bj and in the ass!



  82. 82

    a date with me !



  83. 83

    myself and all that is!



  84. 84

    Acting lessons (because he can't act for shit)!!!



  85. 85

    MYSELF :)



  86. 86

    a fucking hug after reading all of these comments…lol

  87. hf says – reply to this


    87

    Kristen Stewart on a desert island



  88. 88

    A book on how to have personal hygene.

  89. Olya says – reply to this


    89

    Rob, Happy Birthday! Wish you to improve your difficult, but amazing art :) I would give you a funny and unforgettable Russian trip)))



  90. 90

    anything he wants.
    happy birthday rob.



  91. 91

    I would say " I can't believe I am older than you Rob, you look 50" lol

  92. alova says – reply to this


    92

    a one way ticket to my bedroom. Grrrr…..



  93. 93

    a bodyguard after reading all the perverted comments, some of them are really gay.
    i would him
    1. a trip somewhere quiet for him and whoever he wants to bring



  94. 94

    you guys are sick, you know that?

    to answer you Perez, a Custom Monulista Guitar Pick



  95. 95

    Kristen Stewart with a red ribbon



  96. 96

    my stretched out and 'scarred from giving birth' vajayj.



  97. 97

    A SHOWER AND A GOOD SCRUB. LOL!!



  98. 98

    rob is dating nikki reed i think,
    kristen who is gorgeous and talented and rich is with her longtime bf mike, they will most likely get married, SO QUIT THE RUMORS
    as for a gift, how about some privacy



  99. 99

    a shower…..with me



  100. 100

    ME!

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