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If I could attend his 23 birthday party today, the present I would give Robert Pattinson is ____________.
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If I could attend his 23 birthday party today, the present I would give Robert Pattinson is ____________.
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I must be getting old, I dont find this guy attactive at all, I just think he needs a good scrubbing and shave.
A bar of soap !
ACTING LESSONS…
A butt plug ….hi hi hiiiii
my body!
My d*ck in a box!
ANYTHING!
A BITCH SLAP & A BUTT PLUG!
Myself, with a big red ribbon. Happy Birthday, Rob!!!!
birthday sex
I'd give him my virginity
a bottle of shampoo
A paper bag to put over his fugly, misshapen head.
one hot night
…my vagina.
A bar of soap.
aww,Rob is 23 now!
I love him,he's so sweet!
very talented and down to earth!Stay the same Rob!
U're gorgeous!
Re: manders821 – Not just you.
.
.
I mean, I'm a straight guy, and I can usually tell when a guy is good looking or not, but this guy hasn't got "it" in my opinion…
Me, with a ribbon rapped around my neck
MY VA JAY JAY
U WOULD PROBABLY TRY TO MOLEST HIM IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER…THO SOMETIMES MY GAYDAR DOES CARTWHEELS WHEN WATCHING OR HEARING HIM…SO HE MIGHT NOT FIGHT TOO HARD…PERETZEL, U SIR ARE A DIRTY BOY…LOL
A haircut and a nicotine patch.
Happy birthday Rob! =)
A swift kick in the ass for ruining Vampire flicks forever.
me, myself and I
A gift certificate for laser hair removal!!!! I love him smooth!!
definitely my body!!! he's hawt!!!
A bar of soap & a fleet.
HAPPPPYYY BIRRRTTHHHDAYYYY I LOVEE YOUUUU
a bar of soap.
ME!!! lmao!
I would make love with him all the night
oh wow, almost everyone had the same idea as me. :p or vice versa… whatever! Man, why does he have to be so sexy?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB!!
My naked body on his bad!
A RIM JOB AND A GOOD ASS-FUCKING WITH A SHINY DILDO.
Another fancy Ray-Ban's
Anything and everything!!!
I would give him weed
and sex
and oral sex
and more sex
and more weed
and beer too
anything he's want's/looking for…….
a paper bag mask
What wouldn't I give him! I like that scruffy look…..so hott!
Not suitable for virgin ears….lol
myself.
Happy birthday Rob!
some sort of shield so Perez Hilton and Ted from E! could no longer slobber all over his pictures and jack off on them.
A decent meal!
A BLOW JOB!!!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
a bubble bath
right guard ….. extra strength
a heapin' helpin' of honey on them thighssss….MOTORBOAT!!!
My vajajay.
sex in a bathtub with me of course xaxaxa
myself
That would be the best present ever
ANAL !
I'll give him the honor of giving me my first born child.
Clock radio haha
my puss.
Miss California
Re: RobPnMeShouldB – i take it you like him or something…
Some shower gel and shampoo.
Happy Birthday Rob.
a vacation = a time with his friends and family = away from his stalkers.
MY BEAN
some great romantic adult luvin'!!!!!!
i could go on and on……..
…deodorant, shampoo and a razor.
Re: manders821 –
No its not just you….he does absolutely nothing for me either, except maybe make me dry…..
Nicorette, with the message "if the President can do it, so can you" and a victoria's secret catalog, with the hope that he picks a better girlfriend than that twat of kstew!
give him unlimited access to me hairy vajajay
Anything! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT!!!
A whole day with no paps and no idiots writing crap about him!!!
My condolences and extra comfort for the terrible "Little Ashes" reviews
I would buy him a drink and give him a hug/smooch on the cheek. ha
…a free pass to put 'it' anywhere, anyhow, anytime.
ME. happy birthday rob!
…a personal hygiene kit to include a razor!
Happy Birthday R-Patz!!!! and he can have me for his birthday!!
Anything he wants
a good scrub down… if he stinks so much, some soap… anything that will get him clean and smell good for his fellow co-stars. I really don't find him good looking at all!! He skeeves me out!!
bj and in the ass!
a date with me !
myself and all that is!
Acting lessons (because he can't act for shit)!!!
MYSELF
a fucking hug after reading all of these comments…lol
Kristen Stewart on a desert island
A book on how to have personal hygene.
Rob, Happy Birthday! Wish you to improve your difficult, but amazing art
I would give you a funny and unforgettable Russian trip)))
anything he wants.
happy birthday rob.
I would say " I can't believe I am older than you Rob, you look 50" lol
a one way ticket to my bedroom. Grrrr…..
a bodyguard after reading all the perverted comments, some of them are really gay.
i would him
1. a trip somewhere quiet for him and whoever he wants to bring
you guys are sick, you know that?
to answer you Perez, a Custom Monulista Guitar Pick
Kristen Stewart with a red ribbon
my stretched out and 'scarred from giving birth' vajayj.
A SHOWER AND A GOOD SCRUB. LOL!!
rob is dating nikki reed i think,
kristen who is gorgeous and talented and rich is with her longtime bf mike, they will most likely get married, SO QUIT THE RUMORS
as for a gift, how about some privacy
a shower…..with me
ME!