Home Videos Photos
Home >> Anglophilia , Robert Pattinson >> Fill In The Blank

Fill In The Blank

Filed under: Anglophilia > Robert Pattinson

wenn2304905.jpg

If I could attend his 23 birthday party today, the present I would give Robert Pattinson is ____________.

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: May 13, 2009 at 9:30 am / Email this  »
    « Previous story
    Hideous!
    Next story »
    Tori Hitting The Road!
    See All 385 Comments

    385 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

    More comments: « 1 2 3 [4]



    1. 301

      myself. ^_^



    2. 302

      i would blow him to death, or we would have the dirtiest, freakiest ,nasty filthy sex that either of us has ever had and then i would leave and never speak to him again.



    3. 303

      studio time to record his album. i love his voice.

      that might actually be more of a gift for me and his fans, but regardless i think he would enjoy it, which would be the point of a birthday gift :)



    4. 304

      i would give him my virginity



    5. 305

      ahhh i would give him myself. i loveeee you R-Pattz



    6. 306

      Mmm, sexy sexy time.



    7. 307

      a couple bottles of wine and the hottest sex of his life.



    8. 308

      nose job. and a piece of my mind.



    9. 309

      a bj voucher, only redeemable by me



    10. 310

      my virginty



    11. 311

      ooo one could only imagine ;)



    12. 312

      MY VIRGINTIY !



    13. 313

      my virginity and anything else he might require…



    14. 314

      I would send him a Key in a envelope to a far away place. That NO-One Would ever Find! He would arrive and it would be the most relaxing atmosphere, Warm, Lots of sorounding woods, the sound of nature lingering in the air. He would feel Content waliking into a amazing but small house. As soon as he walked in He would find his Pup Patty running to him . Then as he walks into the neXt room Surprise!!!!! He see's all of his close family and friends ready to have the best day Ever! making up for all the time he has been away!



    15. 315

      LOVE + SEX
      RAMPANT + SEX
      CHOCOLATE + SEX
      MARTINIS + SEX
      STUFFS & STUFFSSS + SEX



    16. 316

      MY BODY!!!



    17. 317

      I would give him a bar of soap, shaving cream, a razor, facial scrub, deoderant and the phone number of a good hairstylist

      seriously, what do people see in him? he's not even remotely attractive.



    18. 318

      i would give a big hug and try to get the most close to hi also i tell him it just the begin you going to growing acting like many actors



    19. 319

      ME, with only a bow on!



    20. 320

      a biiiig kiss!!! swoon

    21. cdice says – reply to this


      321

      a book to read since he always seems to be reading one, some journals to write in since he seems to like writing songs, and a record label.. i love his voice!



    22. 322

      a good fuck!



    23. 323

      i would take my virginity back from my ex and give it to him!



    24. 324

      our new child?



    25. 325

      awww i love him and def my virginity ;D happy birthday rob!! :3



    26. 326

      Breakfast the next morning!



    27. 327

      A teeth whitening kit….
      btw
      licking balls is NEVER ok…..have some class….



    28. 328

      My soul.



    29. 329

      Boy, you know I, I, I…
      Boy, you know I, I, I…
      I've been dreamin',
      woke up in the late night, steamin'.
      Boy, you know I, I, I…
      Boy, you know I, I, I…
      don't need your candles in this cake,
      with icing, we'll make…

      BIRTHDAY SEX ;DDD



    30. 330

      anything or everything he wants….



    31. 331

      give him my shiny key to my hotel room!



    32. 332

      Agree…He does need a bath and shave..LOL…

      Oh and Happy Birthday Robert…= )

      I can't think of a good gift….
      Maybe some shaving cream and a razor??! Kidding!! XD



    33. 333

      A giant cake with me inside. XD



    34. 334

      a figurine of himself :) (isn't he gorgeous) !!



    35. 335

      HAPPPPY BDAY ROBBBB :D



    36. 336

      My mobile number ofcourse!! I'd date him! x



    37. 337

      A long long long long hot night with me! :D



    38. 338

      A GUN AND ONE BULLET WITH HIS NAME ON IT ….

      (insert evil laugh here.)



    39. 339

      A bag to put over his ugly head.



    40. 340

      My heart



    41. 341

      I would give him myself of course!



    42. 342

      IPOD with some Fanfiction like "The Curse of Fame " by Dr Jones. And of course a Cape where he could be invisibly for a few hours, just like Harry Potters.



    43. 343

      Re: nikkirebel – I really think you need that bag



    44. 344

      Re: Feathers – That would mean he gets cought after he shoots u



    45. 345

      Re: manders821 – u are old and ugly



    46. 346

      i would give him a hott steamy kiss-(and a date!)lol

    47. cheet says – reply to this


      347

      A copy of "The Joy of Gay Sex."



    48. 348

      lol, the worlds greatest blowjob.



    49. 349

      What do you give a person who has everything or could buy everything…ME! In his bed…with..a whip. I dont see why we both cant be wearing our birthday suit! LOL!



    50. 350

      tweezers



    51. 351

      Happy Birthday Baby!!



    52. 352

      A flight back to England. And a gig at The Groucho Club. =] Happy Birthday Rob.



    53. 353

      He would get a poem written by me



    54. 354

      MYSELF FOREVER!

    55. Lucy. says – reply to this


      355

      I would give him a six pack of beer, a packet Malboro light and a day and night with me and we would do it like we do it in Sweden!



    56. 356

      Re: myuh90 – hah! that's actually a good one

    57. amani says – reply to this


      357

      $10 so he can buy something himself



    58. 358

      condoms



    59. 359

      me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    60. 360

      I would first of all give him a razor until he can grow some real scruffies, then 24 hours of the hottest, most awesome, 'adult party' for two.



    61. 361

      the Best blowjob of his life xD



    62. 362

      a hotter body! no affence! well actully affence inclined!lol



    63. 363

      i'd wrap myself up



    64. 364

      A marilyn-esque birthday song



    65. 365

      a break.



    66. 366

      The best lap dance he's ever had.



    67. 367

      restaring order against you



    68. 368

      a birthday fuck



    69. 369

      if i could attend his 23 birthday party today, the present I would give R-Patz would be me.xx



    70. 370

      i would give him myself in a pop out cupcake!!



    71. 371

      a HARD SLAP ACROSS THE FACE. he looks like he likes to be roughed up:)



    72. 372

      A nice afternoon with some Cheese Burgers (without the paps…) and a book…yeah and a beer ;)



    73. 373

      boo!! my comment wasnt added :S
      def my virginity ;)

    74. R3LS says – reply to this


      374

      Tweezers.



    75. 375

      MY BLOOD! - I hope that he want's me as much as he wants Bella. No.. I hope he wants me MORE.



    76. 376

      Anything he wants (;



    77. 377

      A pair of Rayban clubmasters, and a collection of the best 80's films ever made.



    78. 378

      LOL I don't know how I missed this post but some of these comments are just fucking funny!! LMAO!!!



    79. 379

      Okay Okay…I got it

      A chance to go back in time…to say a BIG ASS HELL NO to the Twilight Script! DAMN THE MONEY!!!



    80. 380

      me! :)



    81. 381

      A bar of soap and a bottle of pantene



    82. 382

      Re: the-t-word –
      Uhh Creepy Much?!?!?
      I change my answer….Id give the guy a hole to crawl in so he can get away from these crazziiieees….and so I wouldnt have to see his mug everwhere….



    83. 383

      myself!



    84. 384

      Support. And I'll be his head of security. waha!!



    85. 385

      me in a birthday cake!! LOVE U ROB HAPPY BDAY FOR THE 13th!!!

    More comments: « 1 2 3 [4]