How To Shoot Moose & Run For Vice President (Whatever That Is): The Sarah Palin Story
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Like we didn't know this day would come!
Sarah Palin is writing a book ya'll, and it's gonna be a memoir. Ain't that swell?
The very ignorant determined Republican governor of Alaska has signed the deal with HarperCollins publishing and the book is slated for Spring 2010, ironically around the same time as her re-election.
We hope the book addresses how she was elected in the first place!
The book is set to follow her Alaskan upbringing, her politcial career, and her most important roles: wife, mother, and grandmother of a baby out of wedlock. Lovely.
Palin shared her thoughts about the project with the Associated Press, stating:
"There's been so much written about and spoken about in the mainstream media and in the anonymous blogosphere world, that this will be a wonderful, refreshing chance for me to get to tell my story, that a lot of people have asked about, unfiltered."
Publisher Jonathan Burnham promises that "every word will be hers", which at least means one person invovled understands the real purpose of this book: to show the world exactly how dumb she truly is.
Will U read the adventures of Palin?
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hell no!!!!!
Yikes! Y'all!
Who cares about Palin anymore? besides the confused and the Rednecks.
She is a moron, I will GLADLY support her run in 2012, it will ensure an easy victory for us.
GET YER MOOSE TAGS READY!!!!!!!!!
Does she read ? wasn't she going to get back to us on that? sad thing is it will probably sell more than your book did Mario lol.
Perez, you're the one who can only bear to type semi-literate entries! At least she's attempted to do something positive with her life and make a difference in the world. She's not a douchebag like you, profiting from the downfalls and shortcomings of others, you slob.
i wouldn't read it but if it has pictures i might jerk off to it
Why do i feel like Sarah Palin will have the last laugh just like Miss California did?
No!
"Every word will be hers" Hahahaha. Then it's going to be a very short book.
MILF alert
Ignorant? Coming from the so obviously uneducated and illiterate perez hilton, that's hard to understand.
OMG HELL NO I WILL NOT WASTE MY TIME.
Re: Long Dong Connery – Morning! how about we just tab and shoot her?
I found it ironic that you elude to how she can't spell, yet for the life of me I can't figure out what your word "invovled" is.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Palin for PRESIDENT!!!!2012!!!
coming soon to perez hilton,,,, paris hilton throws a party and miss calif has more nude pics
Who gives a shit about her story!!
lol - so true buck. Trump stuck it perez hilton's butt - who no doubt liked it.
Perez, you're the one who's fucking ignorant!
I'D READ THAT
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YOU VILE SODOMITE!
Yes, because having the state of Alaska work for Alaskans, while they sit there and get $2k+ oil revenue checks and pay very little tax, while having one of the highest tourism incomes work for more tourism is a stupid reason to elect anyone… stay out of politics. All your lies, hate and incorrect information make you look dumber by the day.
Now Mario, you can't call her ignorant when you (or your staff) can't even spell properly on some of these blogs. Not a prudent choice for McCain but I only assume she didn't get to be Governor by being a total idiot.
I'm sure she'll sell more books than you, douche.
Let's see… Gradmother of a baby born out of wedlock versus what you are. Looks like Sarah wins.
All - it's pretty useless to comment here. The so-called perez hilton (suppose he's ashamed of his Cuban heritage) as we saw with his slinking away from Trump and Prejean matter is too cowardly to read and respond.
Nobama will NEVER get elected for a second term!! He is the worst president America has EVER known!!!! Not even Jimmy Carter was that bad!!
It's spelled "y'all"
well if she thinks that everyone that blogs or write about her on the net is anonymous…well honey im not anonymous and i cant stand ur hillbilly backwoods ass…alaska is one of the most beauts places in the U.S. and i cant believe that the ppl there would have her as governor, she's such a cu*t…i just thank god that her and "the maverick" didnt get to run this country, i would've moved to guam or somewhere very remote…
Perez,
You should learn how to spell y'all. Y'all is a contraction of the words you and all, there for ya'll makes no sense. It is y'all!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Re: UrMajestyMsG – PLEASE GO YOU UGLY DOUCHE. NICE BLUE EYESHADOW BTW………..
Your an idiot hack. Please Support H.R. 1966 the Cyberbullying Prevention Act!
lol! I hate Sarah Palin..but Perez, you can't make fun of her spelling ability if you spell it "ya'll"…
ill be your prison bitch; Thanks, im glad that u like it…and its not blue, its like a silvery gray tint…sorta blue but not quite…
PEREZ, it's "Y'ALL" not "YA'LL"… retard.
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I wonder if is going to be any idiot to buy that crap !
Re: UrMajestyMsG – I got your Back Hottie…..
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prison bitch STFU!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 2 Proper use of a strap on.(it just makes Todd squeal!)
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Chapter 10 My threesome with John and Cindy.
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Chapter 14 Removal of moose blood from under fingernails.
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Chapter 32 The properly maintained meth lab.
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Chapter 50 Voodoo like I do.
Just when I was thinking Miss CA was the most nauseating person in the world,now It's clear Palin is much worse,yikes. What does ignorant trailer trash like her have to say that anyone would want to buy.
Re: Long Dong Connery – i think he's in love with me…i mean he or it whatever tries to get a rise out of me all the time…i understand, i can be irresitible sometimes..lmao
It's amazing to me all the name calling this women gets. Not one of you that put her down has actually did any research on her have you??? Of course not because most of you are a bunch of children that get your political news from this website. Taking what Perez says as the truth, when we all now he is as bias as the rest of the liberal freaks. You liberals claim to be "tolerant" of everyone yet you are the first ones to call names and degrade the people that don't think like you. You all are a bunch of cry baby hypocrites….
omg, when will this family disappear back into that cave they crawled out of???
"To show the world exactly how dumb she truly is?"
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She's a lot smarter than non-stop gaffe machine Joe Biden - AND she has respect for America, liberty, and the Constitution.
Make sure when you write your book to include the part where you send guys out to kill endangered animals from choppers. Oh, and the other part where you want to rob Alaska's wild life preserves of all that untapped oil. Your book will be a hit! Moron
Re: ::shrug:: – 43 LOL! Get my news from the pink room! Hysterical! Your are so funny!
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No offense, I just don't like her. My opinion!
Yeah I'll read it…when it hits Half Price Books for a few bucks.
lol Nice to know she can take time out of her busy schedule of reading many news papers, teaching her kids about astinence and looking out of her window at Russia!
Hell no I won't read it. I was hoping that nasty bitch would go away. Should have known that was too much to hope for.
P.S. Anyone else think it's funny that Perez is calling someone ignorant and commenting on their poor spelling?
While I wouldn't vote for Palin, she's smarter than Perez on her dumbest day. And like someone else noted, by campaigning to smear Palin, you're likely to get her elected, ala Miss California.
I WOULDN'T VOTE FOR HER, SHE'S TOO ABOUT HERSELF SHE DOESNT SEEM TRUSTOWRTHY, HILLARY WOULD DO BETTER THAN HER.
Good God Perez, when did you become such a misogynist, or is it just your oedipus complex kicking in. You have really become a hateful person, seek some help.
Palin could write a children's book and STILL be FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR more intelligent than fatty Perez! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is one of the main reasons Messiah Dumbama will not get elected.
How stupid are you people? How can you say this woman is not intelligent? She runs Alaska and is doing a much better job than the majority of the other states. You people just hate anyone with morals! I can guarantee if Sarah Palin was the President we would be much better off than what we have now. God what SHEEP!
I wish the Republican party would get better people to represent them come on…This is crazy.
you misspelled Y'all. jus' sayin…
fuck off! sarah palin is an amazing woman. you don't even know her.
HELL YES! REPUBLICAN POWER!!!!!!!!
She's from Alaska, you douche. Don't insult southerners by saying she talks like us.
i didn't vote, but damn gives this lady a break,what did she do that was so wrong?….oh yeah its the fact that gov. controlled media demonized palin and hyped up obongo, and brainwashed americas base their reality on what they watch on tv.(DITTOHEADS)and now the gov. knows americans are so duped by obongo that they could sh!t on a OBOTS head and they would say :its okay give obongo a break or,its bush's fault. i don't think any president in history could get away with the amount of money obongo has spent(adjusted for time period)and he spent it in 6months…14TRILLION!!!!!!!
Yes. I will read it. Sarah Palin is a very smart politician. It sucks that immature people like Perez make fun of her.
Smart my ass!
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She may have a better clue to foreign policy once 2012 hits for you know she's practicing!
Perhaps she is now able to read a newspaper or two.
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This woman was publicly vetted and SHE FAILED MISERABLY!!!
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Politician, yes. Smart, no!!!
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THE SHEBITCH WILL RISE…..AND FALL ONCE AGAIN!
I WOULD LICK HER ASSHOLE ….SHE SHOULD GET MILF OF THE DECADE!!! WOULD LOVE TO SEE NUDE PICS AF THAT
Oh baby! I thought you had to be able to read before you could write. For someone who can't even identify a continent this tome should be a literary thrill ride! It will probably put Rush Limbaugh to sleep. (Hopefully at the VET!)
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CHAPTER 17: "HOW TO SECURE YOUR MARRIAGE BY GRADUATING YOUR QUEERFACED HUBBY FROM A COKE CAN THICK TO A COFFEE CAN GIRTHED STRAP-ON IN TWO WEEKS OR LESS"
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KISSES SWEET!!!
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I would mainly just like to say if she that you have a very negative connotation when you talk about her being the grandmother of a baby out of wedlock. But if Sarah Palin and her daughter were liberals you would totally be all "You Go girl" "you raise that baby on your own" your totally a hypocrite. But it figures, most liberals are when it serves their own agenda.
Re: kissmyassobama – ahahaha agreeedddd!!
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CHAPTER 19: "A TALK WITH BRISTOL: HOW THE RHYTHM METHOD ALWAYS WORKED BEFORE!"
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CHAPTER 21: "HOW TO KEEP THE GIRLY MEN AWAY FROM YOUR SEXUALLY AMBIVALENT HUSBAND AND IF THESE STEPS DON'T WORK HOW TO 'TAKE 'EM OUT' FROM A HELICOPTER AND GET AWAY WITH IT"
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Just so you know Perez, it's "y'all" and not "ya'll". It's a contraction of you and all. Sorry, I'm a grammar nerd from Louisiana.
Re: LG HEARTS THE POSSE! – 70 LOL!!! oooooooxxxxxxxx
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Chapter 25…. Favorite recipes.. Roast Moose with wolf pup sauce.
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Chapter 100…Why I went back to Todd after fucking his best friend.
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Chapter 75…. How to hide the 'Ho.
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CHAPTER 100 SOUNDS HAWT!!!
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HERE'S ANOTHER RECIPE: PEPPERED PUFFIN WITH PICKLED POLAR BEAR BALLS
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Make this bigoted trailer trash go away.
Re: LG HEARTS THE POSSE! – 73 LOL!!! That made my night!
Hell no I can't stomach this hate mongering 'ho!
So, instead of actually doing something substantial that would make her a good candidate, she is going to do what the GOP is doing - ie putting forth a superficial, empty rebranding of why they should be in power. At least she is in-line with the rest of the party.
No, not likely to read it. Definitely would not spend money on it.
YES!!!! I will buy this book. Can't wait!