Brad Pitt in Aisle 5
Filed under: Brad Pitt > Angelina Jolie
The people of Oyster Bay on the North Shore of Long Island are pretty damn lucky. Ryan Seacrest can't get anywhere near them, but the locals of this town are regularly rubbing elbows with power couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
The couple have set up camp here while Jolie finishes filming her action flick, Salt. Meanwhile, Brad is embracing his Mr. Mom role, going grocery shopping, taking the kids for pizza, and even picking the kids up from school. Which, as you can imagine, has sent the Long Island mommas into a frenzy.
One local describes the moms as "off the charts excited" to be in the presence of Brad Pitt on a daily basis. She continues on to say:
"The moms are trying to look a little bit more polished. Instead of schlepping in sweat pants and messy hair, now they wear designer jeans and high heels, which they never wear. Usually it's Tod's or Gucci loafers. Everyone is putting a little more effort. Let's face it – he's a handsome guy."
Poppa Pitt is even spending time with the kids in school! Reading to the classes and shiz!!!!
A word of advice Brad: Keep away from the Long Island cougars!
[Image via WENN.]
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Gives the term "Desperate Housewives" a whole new meaning.
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so maddox is going to his 10th school and he's in first grade???? nice parenting! i bet when brads REAL kids- shiloh, knoc, viv- start school he'll insist on them being in a more stable envirnment…..
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Aw, Mr. Mom-that's sweet.
he's so HOT! lucky gals
well i live 25 mins from there. maybe i should take a ride over there and see if i can "accidently" bump into brad.
I squeeze his cucumber any day
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My aunt is one of those moms!
i hope these 2 aren't in for a rude awakening with all those children.
she looks like a wax statue
she's always so flawless!
mmmm Brad!!
Gotta run sweeties, but dont forget I'll be at the Starlight tonight! Free drinks for all trannies.Muah! Request your favorite showtune!l
yeah–he's sooo wonderful==sell me some pics of angie bent over the living room couch
To me it's really amazing that you haven't mention the fact that this two have a lot of problem and they are at the brink of "good bye".- But of course, asking you to be fair it's like asking Mrs. Pelosi to be sincere.- Both of you suck!!!
LONG ISLAND REPRESENTTTTTTTT
i love love brad pitt.
lucky ladies down there!
Please they are both overrated and in that photo above they act as if they're Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor. ugh! Chris Pine is so much hotter than Brad.
Those ladies aren't too lucky. Angelina will stab knives at him if he goes outside to talk to the chick.
Old Old news perez. Why aren't you ever the FIRST to report anything?
Re: COCACOLA –
LMAO
You need to stop reading tabloids.
They have them at the brink of "good bye" for +4 years.
Their stories are: breaking up, marring, breaking up, pregancy, breaking up, adopting, breaking up, marring, breaking up, pregnacy bla bla bla
No one knows shit about the 2 of them. Ask Perez.
GOOD FOR THEM!
this sounds phony. He always sends this type of stuff to the media when he has a movie coming out. Cougars? why would they want an old man with more botox than them? oh yeah, money.
ladies hands off,jennifer gonna get him back,just waite
lol thats cute
rians man asilex fivse undarwrase cadr coutn kmarty pillsz rs gooood
Re: JIGSAW IS A DRAG QUEEN – soidsv yous does usc fatx boyuzx? o wanmts tpx tdo a fuckisng transis
serve her on a plate to me… or both… ya both… her first tho…
j adore. i like angelina. she likes to get her macho-on. a tough one. like myself. see here. www.dailythoughtsicle.com
a bunch of hags live on LI-trust me Angelina has nothing to worry about.
Re: cali kitty –
LMAO
Like Pitt would want to go back to that or Aniston would want to deal with 6 kids and Jolie for the rest of ther life.
i can't wait for Brad to leave her and marry someone else
Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – ouyrs are cute, wills ousts fukcs me? if lg wnot haev me willl yuo? i loev you. od yuo have moer pilsxs?. i mghit die, i ma os waseted
I live in Huntington Long Island, which has one of the best downtown areas on the Island. Brad was spotted in a local pizza joint called "DiRamos" and a bagel store "Bagel Works"…he's also gone to eat with Angelina at a local restaurant "Cassis" …it's insane how we're actually "coexisting" now and I still haven't bumped into them!
They sure move those kids around a lot. Do they ever spend a whole year in one school? Poor kids!
What about the fact that Brad is anxious to separate from Angelina??? He is so sick of her he even turned to his ex for some comfort and a shoulder to cry on…
And I don't understand the Ryan Seacrest comment… someone explain pls?
Re: PiresSpain – Yeah I used to say the same about Jen & Brad, their last 2 years every other weekend there was a tabloid reporting on their divorce until it happened so you never know…
WHY R U TRYING TO MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE THE PERFECT COUPLE ????
EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY ARE FUCKIN BREAKING UP !!!
NOT HAPPY AT ALL…. BRAD IS A FUCKING ALCOHOLIC CRYING FOR JENNIFER AND FOR THE LIFESTYLE THEY USED TO HAVE TOGEATHER, AND ANGELINA IS SUCH A FUCKING MOODY HULK IN AN ANOREXIC BODY !!!!
uhhhh cougars? they're all probably way younger than aging 40 something Brad there. Perez you're a loser for not thinking before you type. I guess I'm a loser for reading this shit. Eff my life
Re: Kate27 – you believe the tabloids that have been selling the same exact stories for the last 4 years? seriously? I don't like them but I think Angelina will surprise all you lame Pitt fans by doing the dumping. Kicks his lame ass to the curve.
or the curb.
Oyster Bay is rich. The ladies do not walk around in sweats.. ever!
those long island moms are tacky bitches. they know he's taken! wtf???
Aww, isn't that sweet. They're splitting up tho - yay!
i feel bad for the kids–once angie's finished with the movie, what theyre gonna move again??
Those two are amazingly beautiful—Brad and Angelina—stunning!
I'm a Long Island cougar and while I admire Brad/Angie, I'll wait for R-Patz!
cougars? at the elementary school? in one of the better communities on long island? they are not slumming it on long island-they are in a community where the women CAN afford gucci-how old is Maddox now anyway?
LOL how desperate of them. As if Brad Pitt is seriously even giving them a glance… he's with one of the most beautiful women in the world, a women who birthed his children… I'd never bother to get pretty just because some celeb daddy was around. Pathetic old ladies!!
I have a Curious Case of BORE-DOM!!
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ARE YOU REALLY EVEN TRYING ANYMORE MARIO??????????????????????
Wearing high heels is such a bitch….but they so get your butt off the backs of your legs.
Shock as celebrity actually looks after their own children…..
Have they not splitt?.. I thought that home wreaking whorebag had moved on!
THE HOME WRECKER & THE ADULTERER…WOW…FORNICATION ON AISLE 5…KARMA BABY…KARMA WILL SEE THROUGH THIS…
"keep away from the Long Island cougars?"
Brad Pitt is 46…most of those first grade moms are 10 years younger than he is.
A cougar is an older woman who goes after younger men–not the other way around.
long island is the best place ever, who wouldn't want to be there!?
YAWWWNN - who cares????! ArmPitt is still a whipped jackass and WHorealina is still a manipulative skank! No matter what they do and try to act all suburban and normal, they will never fit in because she is so arrogant and suspicious and untrusting of other people. BITCH!
or stay away from homewrecking looking trannys that adopts babies from 20 different countrys
The most amazing couple ever.
So gorgeous.
i live in oyster bay!!!
Re: Lisa W a Lil L – It's so obvious these kids are props used solely for PR purposes. If they really cared about the childrens' well being, of course they would settle down in one house so their kids can make real friends and go to only one school….you know, like real families who put their kids first are supposed to do. Has it ever occurred to these to egomaniacs that this is the most basic necessity they can provide for these children? That they need a stable, nurturing environment and a regular routine at this age not only to feel safe and secure but so that they will grow into happy adults? These two, Brad and Angie, are phony inside and out. They are typical narcissists who feed off the publicity and photo ops their poor "prop kids" provide them with. Very sad.
hOMEwRECKer&&pIMp WIth thEiR ARMy
they should do real housewives of long island…i can find a great cast in the sea of tacky snobs living here
i used to live there