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Cheers Alum Worried His Ex Might Torch His Truck

Filed under: Legal Matters

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Former Cheers star John Ratzenberger has filed a 100 yard restraining order against his 45-year-old ex because she might set his car on fire.

And why would she do that?

According to Ratzenberger, because his ex listens to a lot of country music an it is "indicated that it is common in many country western songs for women to set the cars of their former boyfriends on fire." Additionally, he is "deeply disturbed by the harrassing and intimidating phone calls, emails and text messages" and the "false and defamatory statements" she's been making to his friends, family, and colleagues.

He sure knows how to pick them!

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14 comments to “Cheers Alum Worried His Ex Might Torch His Truck”



  1. 1

    got her number?



  2. 2

    JOHN RATZENBERGER WAS AMAZING IN "MOTEL HELL!"



  3. 3

    common? Name 5 songs where the ex sets a truck on fire.

  4. 29 says – reply to this


    4

    OLD NEWS ASSHOLE



  5. 5

    Yeah,most country songs make me want to burn things down due to the depression it causes.



  6. 6

    All I can think of is Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats", and her wrecking his pretty little four wheel drive. Is this guy serious?



  7. 7

    Call Norm Too Help Ya Out…..Watch Out For Pyro Bytchs Next Time John Take This As A Learning Experience…..



  8. 8

    seriously, she is a nut job. let the man live his life! i hope they restrain her sorry ass.



  9. 9

    This guy is pure white trash, pure white trash,did I say pure white trash?



  10. 10

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA…..well, cheese N' rice man…think of the recent country song done by no other than Carrie Freakin Underwood…..she feckin rocked that damn dudes truck in that video, i know the words to the song but not the name of the song, i'll call it….b4 he cheats….the postman from cheers has every reason to fear the destruction of his truck



  11. 11

    Well, in her defense, he knew she could only be after him for his [Cheers] money. I mean really John, do you think she wanted you for your looks? Personality? Awesome physique? No, you got a gold digger and now bitches is crazy.



  12. 12

    Ummm…………….yeah. Because women who do things like that *never* have a reason to riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?? Don't screw

    a woman over and then you won't have to fear her retaliation.



  13. 13

    That's what insurance is for, you big sissy!

    Fuck it. He's worried about his stupid car.



  14. 14

    never set a vehicle on fire…usually just bury the body in the back yard…