Headline Of The Week Weak

"Mich. teen pleads guilty to burning man's groin"

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Mich. teen pleads guilty to burning man's groin

A suburban Detroit 18-year-old pleaded guilty to lighting a man's pants on fire and causing a third-degree burn to his groin. Tyler Quick pleaded guilty Tuesday to a charge of assault with intent to commit great bodily harm less than murder. Oakland County Circuit Judge Rae Lee Chabot will sentence Quick on June 2.

Police said Quick attended a party at home of a 51-year-old man, who passed out during the revelry.

Investigators told The Daily Tribune of Royal Oak that Quick painted the unconscious man's face with makeup before placing a burning candle on his pants, igniting them.

Defense attorney Pamela Johnson said Wednesday the judge agreed to dismiss the charge if Quick successfully completes probation.

Posted: May 14, 2009 at 9:30 am / Email this »

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25 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Was that you, Red Wing………….. ????
twalk021 says – reply to this

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Wow that takes on a whole new meaning to "liar, liar pants on fire"!
hangook says – reply to this

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lol
JigSaw says – reply to this

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cool perez, only happened yesterday, you are getting better
lihsienlee says – reply to this

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…lol
StupidBitchesNeedsToLearn says – reply to this

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Haha
dahlimamastanley says – reply to this

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Re: JigSaw – well if you read the title it says, "headline of the week" not "headline of the day".
dahlimamastanley says – reply to this

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Re: JigSaw – the headline says "Headline Of The Week" not "Headline of the Day"
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Uhhh wow…
Re: dahlimamastanley – trust me perez is always behind.. This is not the 1st or the last time.
LaDiva says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery – hey hottie… any news on sheri?
Re: JigSaw – hey jig….
LaDiva says – reply to this

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…
JigSaw says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva – Hey Diva, another rainy day…
JigSaw says – reply to this

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Re: dahlimamastanley – at least the picture is close, burning balls vs burning guns…
Suzy Q says – reply to this

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Dismiss the charge??? omg
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva – Hey Hottie……No luck haven't seen her…..
:o)
gossip_aholic says – reply to this

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this is awful but really amusing
crazyinla says – reply to this

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at first i thought it was logs burning in the picture, cause that would've made more sense with the story…burning wood
sweet-d says – reply to this

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ha ha ha that's fucked up. i wonder if he video recorded it. cause the first few minutes would be HIGH-larious. before it gets all serious i mean…
parker says – reply to this

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Great Balls of Fire !!!!
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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That's what you get for trying to keep up with the kids! Talk about a hot mess!
Alisa-Chan says – reply to this

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wow….O_O If his friends do stuff like that to him then I'd hate to meet his enemies.
steelers says – reply to this

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ahhh why is a 51 year old man parting with 18 yr. olds?
pinkangelmonkey says – reply to this

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boring boring boring!! AND the picture makes no sense at all!!
lydundiah says – reply to this

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lol i guess he was QUICK and lighting thm up!
HARHARHAR
theD says – reply to this

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These are the things people do today to entertain themselves….. and see, it's OKAY - even w/ the law. You can harm and disfigure and get away w/ a slap on the wrist- It's funny isn't it??!!