Madonna and Jesus Luz: Getting Married???
Filed under: Madonna
Well, sort of. Not really. Kind of.
Let's put it this way: it ain't gonna be legal.
Madonna and Jesus Luz have been going strong and now Luz's father is telling a Brazillian magazine that they will be tying the knot a la Kabbalah. In the interview, the model's dad reveals that the ceremony is meant as a confirmation of the couple's happiness and says his son is "extremely happy."
But, the proud papa is sure that this is more of a commitment ceremony rather than a legal marriage, as Luz has not been asked to sign a pre-nup. Furthermore, the couple have already been acting like a family unit as they reside together in Madonna's Central Park West Apartment and Jesus has stepped up as a father figure for Madonna's kids.
"He plays ball with the kids. Jesus has charisma and loves children," says Papa Luz.
Okay, so he sounds like he would make a good nanny, but is he husband material for the Material Mom?
What do U think?
[Image via WENN.]




Looks like Madonna adopted another kid, a big one: Jesus.
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JUST LOOK HOW YOUNG SHE IS AND HOW FABOOSH DARLING!
Maybe she wants to adopt this dude!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY FATBOY PEREZZZZ NEXT!!!!!!!!!!
WAIT WAIT WAIT!! HERE WE GO AGAIN!! she is not gonna marry him.its like a blessing,kaballah cerimny is not marriege perez!!what a dumb ass, this is fake.the media is always fake things.his dad never talk about any cerimony.get ur facts
I'm neutral on Madonna, but Frozen, Power of Goodbye and Substitute for Love(drowned world), are some of my favourite songs. I wish she would go back to the Ray of Light era sound, rather than the techno stuff she's doing now.
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Oh my god, this bitch is crazy!
Old hag gtfo…
Ridic! So lame… She now wants someone she can manipulate 100% since she couldn´t with Guy. The kid doesn´t even understand english!!!
brazilian press is worst than uk press,they are liars and his dad never said anything like that.and its not marry perez.its a cerimony of blessing.theres nothing to do with marry
heck no!! she will get bored with him as soon as the commitment ceremony is over.
Shit, he better snatch that ol' Puss up…lol…just kidding…but he is hot as hell!
Madonna should stick to her kind and find her a nice loyal Redneck.
kinda soon, but eh, whatever. makes me think she's doing it because she was denied her last adoption in malawi. maybe she thinks it'll help her chances next time.
in a part of the interview jesus dad said he talked with madonna on the phone in french cause he cant speack english but madonna cant speack french.she just know a few words.thats fake.totally.his dad talked to her in english once and said she is very nice and he is her fan but not this time.
KABBALAH CERIMONY IS NOT MARRIAGE!!!!!!!!
here freddy, where are you, come boy
AH Hell no….She sounds like a good mom for him or grandma…She is way to old…Who knows he might be waiting for Lourdes to get older so he could get with her lol
The organisers of the Madonna show have decided to allocate 5000 additional tickets which will be released on general sale May 19. Reportedly, the demand for the precious tickets has been so great that a decision was made to release a further batch.
BULGARIA
I'm a virgin!
What a fucking joke….
It sounds like an act of desperation to me. Is she even divorced yet? Any dumbass that settles for the first guy that comes along after she splits with her husband is just desperate…or depressed. I hope she's not stupid enough to actually marry this guy. Losing half her money would probably be a good reality check though.
Re: CoDy A – why are you so mean to rednecks????
hmmmm….. a commitment ceremony instead of marriage.
Re: Long Dong Connery – Morning!
GOD
HER FACE LOOKS SO SWOLLEN AND FREAKY STILL
I UNDERSTAND SHE'S A LEGEND
BUT DAMN THAT IS SOME SERIOUS FUCKED-UP FACE WORK
THOSE CHEEKBONES COULD TAKE OUT THE CHINESE
NASTY FACE IMPLANTS
LOLZ
Madonna + Jesus = Fucktards
Ewww, he's not even good looking. It's a win win situation for his though. Marriage to Madge means automatic citizenship…that's if they were to really marry, not this bogus bullshit.
IN MADONNA FANSITES THERE ARE MANY BRAZILIAN FANS SAYING THAT JESUS FATHER SAID THAT THIS IS A FAKE STORY,HE NEVER TALKED ABOUT ANYTHING
What a load of crap!!
Madonna is smarter than that.
I was born the same year as madonna!
I love Madonna but hooking up with this guy so soon after a divorce is the STUPIDEST SHIT SHE HAS EVER DONE.
What a let down.
The Madonna and Jesus…together again…and a similar age difference. Kinda sick.
Re: judy0423 – fucking right on….i would….
Re: MADONNA IS THE MAN – SO RIGHT
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah…..really…who writes this stuff…..
Re: UrMajestyMsG – Thats what K-y is for…. LOL………
why shouldn't he play ball with the kids; he's practically theirage. Ol' Grandma Madge needs to quit.
;)if she is happy ,we are happy too
Re: konichiwa bitches – and clearly you can't speak english too well either. stop talking
ui
midlife crisis
He is way too hot to be wasting his time with her ugly ass. He must be just as self-absorbed and vapid as she is.
Re: YOVANNI – she is not hooking up after her divorced.guy ritchie is hooking with diferents women all this time and why u dont talk about him??cause press doesnt talk about that.madonna is not marry him,its a fake news.his dad said it in brazilian press that this shit is fake.lots of people date young boys or girls so what.its because hs eis a woman???madonna dated lots of men in all over this years.why so schock now???cause she was with the same man ten years??u should know that madge ab
nd guy are closer now than in yeras
Re: Tell her today… – she is prioducing with william orbit about new stuff.he produced ray of light.
Re: konichiwa bitches –
GAWD YOU'RE PATHETIC. GO RUN WITH THE OTHER SHEEP NOW IDIOT. I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY FOR A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW YOU EXIST. I'M SURE AT NIGHT YOU LOCK THE DOOR WHERE NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE YOU AND PRETEND TO BE HER. I TOO LIKED THIS HAG, WHEN I WAS FOURTEEN!!!
THINK.
DO SOMETHING.
MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
GET A LIFE.
SHE DID.
YOU SHOULD TOO.
Re: konichiwa bitches –
WOW!!! GAWD YOU'RE PATHETIC. GO RUN WITH THE OTHER SHEEP NOW IDIOT. I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY FOR A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW YOU EXIST. I'M SURE AT NIGHT YOU LOCK THE DOOR WHERE NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE YOU AND PRETEND TO BE HER. I TOO LIKED THIS HAG, WHEN I WAS FOURTEEN!!!
THINK.
DO SOMETHING.
MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
GET A LIFE.
SHE DID.
YOU SHOULD TOO.
Re: JigSaw – fucking slow again………….
Re: BossBrit – it would be nice, but will never happen, fucking freddy just wont stop when it comes to her.
Re: AmbrosiaRose – grandma that kicks ass of young stars.shut up ur ridiculous and jealous.i wanna see u at 50 if u can move like madonna moron.another breaking record sell
Re: Lady Astor – shut up.for ur information guy still call madonna everyday and they talk a lot.guy always did what he wants all the time.he is very macho
He looks like Lourdes in an odd way…..with less facial hair though
Re: Long Dong Connery – well as many wangs as she has had in her im sure thats one thing she doesnt need…lol
Re: Lady Astor – for ur information madonna and guy are closer now,he calls her everyday,they spend the xtamas and easter together,she never was bossy to him.he was ,u see that on the documentary
BOY, THIS WALKING STD-RIDDLED CORPSE GETS MORE AND MORE PATHETIC AS THE DAYS GO BY.
WHAT A GREAT EXAMPLE SHE'S SETTING FOR HER DAUGHTER.
NO WONDER MALAWI TURNED THE PLASTIC HAG DOWN.
THEY RATHER STARVE THAN LET THIS PREHISTORIC SLUT TURN ONE OF THEIR GIRLS INTO AN AGING PATHETIC WHORE.
With names like Madonna and Jesus, I hope they have a Bible themed wedding.
I love Madonna and have been a fan of her for over 20 years. I thought her ex Guy Ritchie was sexy and the age difference was no big deal given how great she looks, but this guy is way too young for her. Men like that are only after someone who will provide for them. They are the male equivalent of the trophy wife and frankly, I think she can do better. There are plenty of handsome men in their 40's and 50's who would date her AND who have money of their own. This guy is clearly just using her.
HER FACE MAKES MICHAEL JACKSON LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT.
Re: Mrs Roberta Pattinson – um he looks better than rober parttinson, probably has a bigger dick too
she's a pedophile! what the fuck is wrong with her? there is something NOT RIGHT about the mind of madonna. he gonna keep ya young honey! it's time to embrace "the change" it happens to every woman.
Re: YOVANNI – look at her career.look at the men that she had in her life.when she divorced penn she dated after that and penn too.madonna wasnt with guy since last january.he wasnt with her on music rock and roll hall of fame.they were separete,and he has other women.so what,they are fine.madonna is smarter and one thing is true ,almost all the things that the press says about her life is fake.she said it on twitter
Does anyone else think they look like they've been chasing the white pony?
she needs a husband to adopt the little girl.
TRAINWRECK FANTASY!!!! IF MADGE HAS NEVER BEEN ON DRUGS SHE SURE AS HELL ACTS LIKE A FREAKIN ADDICT!!!!
Re: Marianne Chitter Chatter – dont u worry that madonna is smarter than him.she wont let that happen believe me.Re: dark1 – shut up moron.if she is happy they are happy.bad example was when guy was always drunk in front of her kids,and madonna can date jesus and have a good behavior.kids are happy,if they werent we just knew that,madonna is smart dont u worry.and the adoption had nothing to do with her marriage.micheal douglas date young woman,demmi moore,mel gibson,bruce willis,stc,stc,or just because she is a woman she cant?????she acts good,her kids are smart and happy
Gross he's closer to her daughters age.
CREEPY!
PEDOFILEISH!!!
Re: sweet-d – phedophile is MJ and bruce wills and demi moore are what moron.get a life
Re: dark1 – Delusional!
Her poor kids! How many "Daddies" do they need. Or should I say, how many daddies does she need? Her daughter is almost old enough to date him!
Re: konichiwa bitches – just shut the fuck up already, ok? nobody can fucking understand your shit and all we do is laugh at you
You may all forget one thing…The Queen knows exactly what she is doing.
She deserves some happiness after the bad news about Mercy. Let her be.
Re: TorontoPerezFan – fuck off moron.at least she is better than shitney.lots of people date young people.so what.get a life.she is not gonna MARRY HIM MORON.ITS A FAKE STORY.HIS FATHER SAID ITS FAKE.MADONNA IS NOT DUMB MORON
Ha! He's going to be with Madonna so he can go after Lourdes, just like Humbert Humbert in Lolita. Watch this closely boys and girls!
Re: xcalibur – LISTEN MORON.STOP JUDGING HER.LOOK AT URSELF.MADONNA IS SCHOCKING AGAIN??GET A LIFE.MADONNA IS MADONNA THE IMMORTAL. ITS MADONNA BUSINESS,AND MORE U DONT KNOW IF U WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH SOME YOUNGER THAN U.AND SHE IS NOT MARRY HIM
Americans have no value for marraige at all… How long have these been dating 5 minutes????
She's a skank anyways & no fake British posh accent is going to prove otherwise!
Re: sweet-d –
Re: konichiwa bitches –
You can't tell these socially retarded morons that most of the gossip rag news is not true. There will be a mass suicide, their brains can't handle it.
Re: JigSaw – WHY DONT U GO AWAY??WHAT ARE U DOING HERe?
Course he's happy, the old cow is minted!
I can see how she could fall in love with him, he's very hot…but I don't see how he could fall in love with her. He could have lots of young, beautiful women.
Re: Binxyboo – ASSHOLE.MADONNA DATE JESUS SINCE JANUARY,MADONNA IS NOT MARRY HIM CAUSE KABALLAH CERIMONY IS A BLESSING NOT MARRIAGE,SHE WAS MARRIED FOR TEN YEARS AND IT JUST OVER CAUSE OF GUY ,SHE FIGHT FOR HER FAMILY.EVEN HER BROTHER SAID THAT AND HER EX LOLAS FATHER.GUY AND MADONNA ARE XLOSER NOW.AND ITS NORMAL THAT SHE HAS BRITIAN ACCENT,SHE LIVED IN UK FOR TEN YERAS,ITS NORMAL,ITS LIKE PORTUGAL AND BRAZIL,IT HAPPEN
Re: Gigi7 – YOUNG WOMAN ARENT LIKE MADONNA,MADONNA IS HOT AND SEXY .MADONNA IS MADONNA.NO ONE WILL BE AS SEXY AS MADONNA.PEOPLE WILL GET OLD AND MADONNA WILL ALWAYS BE MADONNA.THE SEX MACHINE.THE BOYS FANTASIE WITH THAT
Re: kitty9 – OLD COW IS UR MOTHER
Re: Gigi7 – MADONNA FOR A 50 YEARS OLD LADY IS VERY HOT
Re: konichiwa bitches – What am I doing here? speaking proper english!
Why don't she just adopt him and be done with it but I'm sure he's grinning like a cheshire cat having a nympho sugar mama that pays for everything.
Re: JigSaw – FUCK OFF
I SAY "GO! GO! GO! MADONNA!!" FUCK ALL THE HATERS!! YOUR'E RICH, GLAMOROUS, YOU RULE THE WORLD, SO WHY NOT HAVE A HOT PIECE OF MAN MEAT ON CALL. I'M SURE HE'S SWEET, YES, VERY, VERY SWEET.
KEEP GOING, ALL THE HATERS WILL GET OLD OR ARE OLD ALREADY, AND 50 IS NOT OLD ANYMORE. SO TIRED OF THIS COMMENT ON HER. BORING. YAWN.
MADONNA + JESUS = LOVE
[re=3785693]Re: konichiwa bitches[/re Heya Freddy. You can change your name and avatar all you want but the Madonna obsession/horrible spelling/broken English gives you away every time. Anyways, everyone who read your posts laughs at you. Why waste your time on a has-been who doesn't even know you exist? You may as well be worshipping Debbie Gibson or Tiffany.
SHE ROCKS
ewwwwww. Point made.
Re: konichiwa bitches –
LOSER. WE GET IT. YOU LOVE THIS OLD HAG THAT HASN'T HAD A HIT SONG IN YEARS. NOT SHUT UP ALREADY.
Re: JigSaw – LISTEN SHE IS NOT MARRY HIM.KABALLAH DOESNT MARRY PEOPLE.OK.
great sex is an exellent foundation for a lasting and meaningful relationship. way to go madge, as usual, your an exellent roll model for our youngsters.
Gosh, usually young girls are the one to get rich old men to live easily in this life. Jesus got their example !
Re: JoJoStar – HE ACTUALLY WORKS.MADONNA NEVER PAY TO HER LOVERS .NEVER
Re: MISTERMARK – AHAHAHA.LOSER MADONNA HAS THE MOST VIEWED AND GROSSING TOUR EVER AND IT HAPPENED LAST YEAR AND 4 MINUTES WAS A HUGE SUCESS GIVE IT 2 ME TOO BUT MORE IN EUROPE AND HER CONFESSIONS ALBUM HUNG UP WAS HUGE.GET A LIFE.COME TO EUROPE AND U WILL SEE WHAT MADONNA IS HERE.GODDESS.UR DUMB MORON.SHITNEY AND GAGA SUCKS.SHITNEY DOESNT HAS A HIT FOR YEARS.MADONNA HAS ALL THE TIME SHE DOES A RECORD.HER LAST ALBUM WAS NUMBER ONE IN 40 COUNTRIES.AND SHE IS 50.ROBBIE WILLIAMS SAID SHE PUTS YOUNG STARS ON SHAME
Re: DSummerfan – DONT U WORRY CAUSE MADONNA WONT GIVE HIM ANYTHING.SHE DIDNT GIVE TO GUY WHY WOULD GIVE TO HIM.JESUS IS SWEET AND MADONNA WILL BE WITH HIM WHEN SHE IS HAPPY.IF SHES NOTY SHE WILL BREAK UP WITH HIM.DONT U WORRY.AFTER JESUS THERE WILL BE MORE MANS
Go Madonna!!! Your man is fucking HOT! Just sign a damn prenup!
Camille Paglia on HAGDONNA: "Now behold Madonna, arriving muscular and veiny-armed at the Vanity Fair party after this year's Oscars in Los Angeles. Trying to be fair, I am not posting the horror candids of a skeletal Madonna in gym rags, nor am I showing her glassy-eyed at the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame Awards last year, when she was reeling through a bad pre-divorce patch. But Madonna, like Joan Crawford or the late Marlene Dietrich, has become a mask whose eyes see nothing but itself. Her life, for all her globe-hopping, has become rigid, predetermined, suspicious and claustrophobic. Despite her spiritual talk, Madonna is a voracious materialist and status-monger who is as addicted as Leni Riefenstahl to her triumph of the will. Persons have become mere instruments to her — which is why she cannot communicate with them heart-to-heart. And it is why Madonna's creativity has tragically withered."
Ridiculous. He barely speaks English and is currently learning the language from a tutor. How do they communicate? I love Madonna, but this situation is just making her look laughable.
Re: DSummerfan – SHE IS NOT MARRY HIM.SHE IS JUST HAVING A GRET TIME THEN BYE BYE.