Desperate! Michael Lohan Doing What He Does Best
Lindsay Lohan's house almost got broken into, but luckily the thief thieves ran away when the alarm went off.
Police then arrived to find the place trashed, though fortunately it was Lindsay who trashed it as she doesn't seem to have a housekeeper. She did manage to catch the douchebag on her security camera, though.
But what's a Lindsanity event without Daddy Michael Lohan chiming in with his own two cents?
Michael took the time to comment on the whole situation and mentioned how he believed the thief was saMAN someone close to Lindsay. He's also vowed to help the police catch the potential burglar.
Cause he's so good at detective work?
Poppa Lohan says, "I was on the phone with the police department in Hollywood today. This is disgusting because someone knew that Lindsay's in France with my daughter Ali right now - someone knew Lindsay was leaving the country and obviously it was someone close to her. I'm gonna find out who this person is and he's gonna have major problems."
Let's hope they do catch the thieves soon!
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]
Guess The Celebuspawn
Does anybody actually give a shit about this loser?
Re: Kdonald – just perez, i have no fucking clue why everytime he farts perez has to tell us
She SO deserves him as a father. It's good that he's around to place the proper kicks to the teeth when she needed a parent with a clue!
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STFU, loser.
This girl's parents are so wack!
Everyone knew that Lindsay and her stupid sister were in France while they were there. It doesn't need to be any one close, just anyone who follows the media.
honestly, everybody with the last name "lohan" needs to be just wiped clean off the face of the earth. they all suck balls.
oh and while we're at it let's get rid of all those pesky, tedious ronsons. talk about nepotism. daddy's reputation greased the way for all those pointless losers.
Uhhh, thanks to gossip blogs like these, the entire fucking world knows they were in France.
Wow, Michael - that's some BRILLIANT detective work, figuring out that it had to be someone close to her because they knew she was going to France! That narrows it down to oh, twenty or thirty million people that followed her trip on the internet! Great job there, Maxwell Smart! And I thought Lindsay got her brains from her mom. Looks like there are a couple of real Einsteins on both ends of that gene pool!
i farted twice today and nobody cared…boohoo
So can you call someone your daughter when you've been stranged from her for the past weeee years and all you do is put some more sand in the box when she is in troubles??? He is a pathetic excuse of a human being, Lindsay's acts are her answer to the bad parenting he did when he was her "father". The question here is why is he still out there and able to rant and talk about whatever he wants?? He needs to be in a nuthouse getting some meds and thinking about what a mess he did with his life and his family.
Why would it have to be someone close to her to know she was in France. Anyone who had looked at any of the gossip sites would know that. These celebrities have their picutures taken and published every time they step foot in an airport.
The guy is such a fake! Hey! Everybody who finds themselves here (or there) on the gossip websites are reminded of Linsanity and where she's performing (her drama) at any given time & place. I suppose the father that never was one wouldn't have a clue, because he (Michael Lohan was never there). His only claim to fame is Linsanity's maiden name.
It was saMan darlings.They found a used dildo stuck in the key hole.So Michael was right about the whole thing.He said something smelled fiSHY before he even got to the front door.Good police work Michael!
1 question: where the fuck does this man shop? ….and what decade does he think we're in???
what if he planned it???? or did it himself? WHy else would he be so involved in finding the culprit?
WHAT DOES THIS GUY ACTUALLY "DO"? ANYTHING? HE'S LIKE AN ANNOYING FLY ON A SUMMER'S DAY.
Um, he sure is trying to rock that knockoff watch! or is that lindsays…hummmm? Inside job?
Yep, Michael that IS so very true that SOMEONE new Linseed was in France. ALL of us on the other side of a monitor knew it because you stink bug of a daugher made damn sure we all knew it.
Re: niceashbrunette – hahahaha! lol!
EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE YOU FUCKING MORON!!
whats this guy think hes in the mafia?!
Is Michael Lohan on Ambien?? It's obvious HE was the one breaking in…
This family is trash and needs to be taken out to the curb now…..