Dita Does Eurovision
Filed under: Dita Von Teese
Boy, does she ever!
Check the sexyliciousness of Miiz Dita Von Teese!
The burlesque superstar stopped off at the Eurovision Song Contest in Moscow on Friday to rehearse a performance of Miss Kiss Kiss Bang, the entry from Germany. Yes, Dita is Miss Kiss Kiss Bang and she's performing with the singer in the Eurovision show.
Thank heaven for nipple pasties! Covered in Swarovski crystals!
Basque in her glory peeps.
CLICK HERE to listen to the song! We really like it, in all its cheesiness.
[Image via AP Images.]
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she needs a tan
why are her nipples so high?
I friggin LOVE her : )
shes the epitome of gorgeous
it's the first time ever germany got a great song, and with miss van teese we have a good chance not to be last again.
No thanks… Wtf is up with those pants?
who is the hot guy????
yuck shes ugly.
Now let's see her "do" obscurity. She's a skank who did nasty lez porn and Marilyn Manson. And she's not even that good looking.
i wanna be her!!! =[
HER TITS ARE THE GREATEST!
this woman desperately needs a TAN!
Perez are you sure you're Gay, I thought you'd be drooling over the guy.
His name is Oscar Loya. He is a beautiful and amazing person…sexy as hell and quite an entertainer. Kick some ass in Eurovision Oscar. I am so proud
do I like? Ummm……no.
the song is cool but SAKIS ROUVAS from is the best this year!!! HE IS A GREEK GOD! xxx go sakis!
WOW! You know a women is on a higher level of hotness when a gay gay like me is more interested is looking at than the hot guy next to her. She's a brilliant entertainer. What's with all the haters?
gross i dont like at all
No fucking way, Dita is beautiful. She's what, 35? The girl looks 25. Tanning makes you a leather couch.
Didn't she date Manson?
she is gorgeous….
time to get off her pasty dick PH
ew. she is so gross.
Re: AmbrosiaRose – It's not Perez writing this crap–or his brain has been replaced. He's too nice, and all his comments are dorky as hell now. Plus–like u said–why no drooling over the hot man???
does anyone know if her titts are real? she has probably THE MOST beautiful pair I have ever seen…but dang she's a butterface. need a bag for that face FOR sure.
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Damn, baby looks delicious.
yay she's cool. and i don't think she needs a tan, i like her pale skin
Holy hell, bitch has a killer rack!
love her C. Louboutins!!!
eurovision is a family show that's braodcast right across the world. nipple pasties are completely inappropriate. there's gonna be complaints a-plenty! and puffin, her boobies are fake. she said so herself.
Who cares about Dita, did you see the GUY who is standing next to her and sings the song? He is so… so….. so… delectable…
YEAH right her boobs will make the shitty music better, SURE!
Is burlesque a nice way of saying stripper?
I loved it…Fun
Re: da next big thing – Except her pale skin is all white makeup. She's not that pale really. And makeup can be just as damaging as tanning. Can't even hug her or you'll look like you made out with baby powder.
There just isn't a more BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL woman on planet earth!!! Let's be honest, she must taste like 'cotton-candy:) Life is so cruel, cause I'll never know what absolute beauty taste like:( Not really anyway…
EWWW I DIDNT KNOW SHE'S HAD A BOOB JOB:S:S THE GUY NEXT TO HER IS WAY HOT!!! SEXY PANTS:D
She looks like a corpse. Barf get outside every now and again.
are her boobies real? the nipples are very high
The Eurovision??? Is she really that desparate for a job??!! The Eurovision sucks, nobody watches it anymore!!
oh my gosh i want that outfit!!!!!
Re: amycakes86 – ahhhh thank you for the clarification
dang…her doctor did better than God does most of the time, LOL. poor tara reid (sp?) and tori spelling should call her for the doc's number.
Re: imsoregistered – "Makeup can be as damaging as tanning"?? What?
Whoa! Can't wait to see her saturday night, hopefully they'll let her go on like that!
Re: JoJoStar – Yes, you got it right!
Originally, in France burlesque was a humorous theatrical entertainment including parody.
In America, what is called burlesque is actually a variety show in which streaptease is a main attraction.
Shes very pretty but her mid section scares me, its like 2cm wide! Cant hate though…..
She has a great body, I'll give her that. But why do you have to worship someone who takes their clothes off for a living???
I may not see her as a celebrity but damn yall girls are mad jealous thats why I only hang with guys……….Shes pretty, and you people need to quit envying.
DITA IS A FREAK!
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WHAT COULD YOU EXPECT FROM A PORN STAR WHO'S BEEN MARRIED TO MARILYN MANSON????
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AND SHE IS NOT PRETTY….SHE NEEDS A HEAD TRANSPLANT AND ANOTHER SURGEON TO FIX THE PREVIOUS BOOB JOB BECAUSE HER NIPPLES ARE WAY TOO HIGH!
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AND burlesque MY ASS!
SHE IS A STRIPPER FOR RICH OLD PERVERTS!
Help! I don't know which one to look at because the other one keeps distracting me.
That's the best smile I've seen on Ditty. Her tits would be perfect if they pointed in the same direction.
LOVE it!
Mother of God!!!
crotch shot
The woman has FAKE BOOBS! DUH. No wonder they look so good–they're PLASTIC. And give her another couple years–the body will age and she will be dunzo. And, again, why make such a big deal over a stripper?
I'm looking forward to watch the show tomorrow. if you guys think dita is hot just have a look at the ukranian or turkish singer. I hope Germany does well for once
Hottie Hot Hot! She is perfect.
Damn she's hot
she looks like that potatoe head that u keep slaggin rumer willis whatever er face is
I'd pay a lot of money to look that good!
Re: kis95 – Certain makeups are bleached to make them have white appearance. This bleaching can transfer to the skin causing what looks like the exact opposite of sun spots, but actually lighter spots. She uses more than just on her eyelids - in "performances" if that's what you call porn or redoing someone else's originals, she has covered her entire body. Softer skin parts like the front of the shoulders are especially damaging for this reason. And given what she does, she almost guaranteed also applies an adhesion agent, which in some cases, used frequently can cause the skin to rot. I know this because I actually make makeup for my biz and have to know all the legal aspects which is why I chose not to sell vampire powder.
Her body is outrageous!!
Re: star_brite – No dear, you have it backwards. Most girls don't want to be around girls as dumb as you. If a girl doesn't like the way some other works, immature little girls like you complain about other girls and it's annoying. Using pre-pubescent idiotic words like "hater" only further make girls want to stay away from you and guys want to bang you and then never talk to you again.
her breasts do not look natural AT ALL.
a tan?? Why? So she can look fake like Lindsay Lohan & Jennifer Aniston????
I don't see how this is classy. If it would've been Mariah Carey this would have got haters all over the place! Perez is a two faced.
This guy is Ricky Martin incarnate!
she is hella pretty.
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Re: dr2000girl – No she does not, not everyone has to have the orange skin and yellow brassy hair, at least not her. In fact if she tries to tan she would probably get deep plum with blisters all over. Tan yourself if you like, thank you
Re: evw93 – No she does not, not everyone has to have the same orange skin tone and brassy yellow errr.. "blonde" hair, thanks.
Re: Lucas1981 – They are only feeling terribly jealous and ignored.
Re: EeekJustine – almost 37, she is like a porcelain doll. Why would she ruin that just to belong t[re=3791038]Re: britneyfan
tranny vampire
As gorgeous as she can get, a living porcelain doll. and for all the haters out there, she does not need your approval that's for sure.
Re: lindsaynicolex3 –
I love ugly.
Her body is like…..wow
Perez, can you post more like this? Everyone needs one of these every now and then. He may be gay and she may be over 30 but who cares.
Holy shit, she is gorgeous. Her skin is flawless.
She is beautiful!
Her body is exquisite!!
MM has nothing on her.
What's with the veil? Did she come from a funeral or is it for the swine flu?
Cause she a Freak…Yow!! HOT ONE!!
She is beautiful, and definitely does not need a tan, no one in europe cares about her nipples tassles, or in fact if her labias were hanging out, and her pale skin looks fine (make up or no make up).
Also that song sucks.
if her tits are fake - and I'm pretty sure they are - it's definitely one of the best boob jobs I've ever seen! Dita is unbelievably GORGEOUS - I'd totally do lez porn with her and I'm a 100% straight woman!
Re: topper –
WHO THE FUCK IS "MM?" WRITE PROPERLY AND DON'T BE A LAZYASS AND ASSUME EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO TYPE A FEW EXTRA KEYS. MARILYN MANSON? WTF? THANKS.
Dita is smokin'. She pulls off her fashion effortlessly
wow her body is basically perfect yummy
she is so gross
She does not need a tan. To all the stupid fucks out there:
If you have pale skin, exposing yourself to too much sun is unhealthy. It leads to pre-mature aging and skin cancer. Dita knows this and has said she avoids the sun for that reason and she is totally fucking right about it and she looks great because of it.
Now, to more important things, her boobs are spectacular.
Re: killedpromqueen – considering they were the last ones only once your comment is exaggerated
Re: brainchild – are you new? Don't you know that Perez is the most biased jackass on the planet. He is not always mean, in fact he is a total asskisser to many many people…Dita and Lady GaGa to name a few.
As for Dita, even though I love the retro style, I think she is ugly as fuck and she has terrible taste in men. Marilyn Manson? Bitch, please.
she is so beautiful!
Gorgeous! I'm jealous (and, judging by all the comments that are trying to insult her, every other female here is too)! You go Dita! Don't change a thing!
nobady watches Eurovision in Europe anyway
Still Norway is going to win, believe me ! HAHA!
Re: killedpromqueen –
Yeah. like every other year xD Europe hates germany @.@ sad because we've had plenty good songs (minus gracia)
Re: mistiq – everybody i know watches it. are you living under a rock?
Isnt it kinda safd that europeans doesnt give a crap about titties/nipples… but Janet Jacksons ONE boob became a scandal. The Eurovision Song Contest is a shuge as superbowl. Families and kids are watching and they dont give a crap about nipples… But Janet Jacksons one boob became major drama. God Bless America.
I think she looks fab!…has she had her tits done though? A lift perhaps…?
Amazing how she only got famous after marrying Manson. She looks like a high class hooker .Those boobs are never "real" either.
But then Perez lurves Kylie Minogue too which says it all, as she is bloody awful and her USA "sold out" few gigs is only sold out because her UK fans have been given discounted tickets and are flying in in a panic so she does not flop again in USA, and it is being stuffed with freebie celebs. Tut tut.
These wannabe females that are gay icons so suck.
she is absolutely stunning.
as usual.
and to everyone saying she's too pale,
pale is beautiful.
disgusting.