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Famewhore Cousin Wants Back In Camp Britney

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She's baaaack!

You might remember Alli Sims, the cousin and assistant of the once Toxic Britney Spears. She was given the boot after everybody realized she was (allegedly) a lying, life-ruining hobag.

And now she makes her living by chatting up anyone who will listen to her talk about Britney.

Extra is the latest to give her some time to waste!

When asked about the life and times of being crazy BritBrit's assistant, "cousin" Alli says: “It seemed a lot crazier than it really was because it made simple things just like going to Starbucks seem so out of hand. It was insane because of the paparazzi…but it really wasn’t that bad when you were sitting there going through it personally. I just thought it was interesting how people expected us to stay home and not go anywhere…It’s not her fault she has that many people following her around.”

Though she hasn't spoken to Britney in over a year, she insists there was no "falling out" and that she has just been concentrating on her own music career, which meant stepping out of the Britney bubble.

Yeah right!

That's why you credit Britney as the "inspiration" behind your first single…because you want OUT of the bubble.

Oh, and this is the best part. When asked if her relationship helped or hurt her non-existent singing career, Sims says: “I think it’s a kind of like a double edged sword. Think it helped in a lot of ways because people did know who I was because I was around her…but it’s also been hard because people expect so much from you…you definitely have to prove yourself with everyone…there’s a lot more eyes on me.”

WRONG. All wrong.

No one expects anything from you. Nobody cares!

We'd get back on the coat-tails if we were you. You were better off there.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

25 comments to “Famewhore Cousin Wants Back In Camp Britney”



  1. 1

    OMG first



  2. 2

    The female Scam Lufti.



  3. 3

    OMG first !



  4. 4

    WHO CARESSS!!!! THE WHOLE FAMILY IS A DRUNKEN, ALCOHOL, ADDICTED MESS OF A TRAIN WRECK. ALWAYS STARTS FROM TOP DOWN - BRIT'S DAD. *SNICKER*



  5. 5

    Wet t-shirt contest…………….yahooooooooooooooooo



  6. 6

    she sounds pathetic,
    i hate it when people try and become big because they are related to someone with much more talent than them.



  7. 7

    next mario…………… Swinetard



  8. 8

    She's a loser



  9. 9

    How do you decide that you know what the hell is going on in these people's lives this is all made up shit in your own little head , You make up stories Perez .Most of the time its not even gossip all lies to make people think there is stuff going on that is never happening you are so pathetic. Once in awhile you get a real story but you make up 99% of it. People should really sue the hell out of you for liable.



  10. 10

    Re: Long Dong Connery – Morning bud!



  11. 11

    HAHAHAHHA…You calling someone else a famewhore! Pot, meet kettle.



  12. 12

    soooo…where's the celebrity?



  13. 13

    I can't believe she's still trying to profit off of Britney. I never even knew she had any kind of album which goes to show how successful she's been. She's probably making more money from talking to the media about Britney. No wonder Papa Spears sent her packing. Shame on her.



  14. 14

    from 1 fame whore to another!



  15. 15

    Re: RobPnMeShouldB – where do you think you are? on a celebrity gossip site? oh shit you are…. her perez, where is the celebrity?



  16. 16

    YOU CARE FAT ASS BECAUSE YOU MADE THIS POST!
    NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU EITHER!



  17. 17

    I wonder if Britney feels like a dumbass for letting this fake ass leech and user into her life? Like did she actually believe Alli cared about her?

    Alli doesn't give a shit about Britney, she just wants to be famous. She was laughing getting her picture taken when she was in the psych ward.

    Don't get me started at how happy she was getting her picture taken by the paparazzi while Britney looked like shit and she was put together.

    I hope Britney enjoys her kids company more than the company of these losers Sam and Alli.



  18. 18

    yup i agree she's not crazy … she just got sent to the loony bin twice against her will .. but not crazy!



  19. 19

    Why the name calling Perez?

    Jealous cuz She has what you don't???????



  20. 20

    Alli, GO AWAY! YOU ARE SO PATHETIC!!!



  21. 21

    NOT AS CRAZY AS WEARING A MICROPHONE WHEN YOUR NOT EVEN REALLY SINGING.
    Mmmkayy, biitches.



  22. 22

    well if you didnt care why are you posting this on a site that gets 7million hits a day , most of what is done her is redundant , ahh the good ol days when perez was perez….. www.chasemebaby.com for the win!



  23. 23

    its about time that Brit got her act together. I am hoping that Lind can do the same thing.



  24. 24

    WHO are all these people? Sheesh - get something good on someone we've heard of!



  25. 25

    ok, lay off her! She isnt that bad. I was all "omg she sucks" just like everyone else but then I talked to her and I heard Driving Blind on her Myspace and its not as bad as the clip that was on here.
    She is doing her own thing, just leave her alone!