Getting Drugs From Grandma
Filed under: Drugs
Two elderly women in Pennsylvania are accused of selling heroin and are trying to work a plea bargain.
Heroin? Damn! They couldn't be happy exchanging pills in the old folks home?
Reports say the senior citizen sisters, 70-year-old Elizabeth Grube and 65-year-old Elaine Volkert, were making an easy $10,000 a week from their venture. Sounds better than bingo winnings!
The ladies' lawyer says "the ladies got caught up in something and just kept rolling along" and that his clients are willing to cooperate with authorities to avoid jail time. The assistant district attorney said he hopes the defendants' cooperation will cause prosecution of higher-level dealer.
Yeah, because who really wants to be known as the guy who put away someone's grandma!
[Image via WENN.]
stupid post, no one cares
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perez dude- u r getting so fucking sued by lohan by making people think her granny is selling dope - damn! you are a fearless bitch girl
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if i were lohan i would be suing your shit
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funny lol……..
Ali looks like the dopey kid that no one wants..check out the feet…Lindsay looks typical like LOOK AT ME!!! Grandma is the only normal looking one!
was it lezlo's gradma??
1STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
wow Perez, you just hit ANOTHER low.
posting a photo of Lindsay's Grandmother is just sad.
you just keep on surprising me.
congrats!
lindsay is pretty(:
What a piece of scum. No wonder your dad killed himself.
LOL. Perhaps they shouldn't be locked up in a prison. It is well known prison can turn criminals into even worse criminals. In prison they might learn how to arrange drug killings as well.
haha this is funny as hell - thats local headlines where i live.. these two grandmas live about 30 minutes from me, and the town is pretty much known for its druggies
jail time?
they're almost dead!
haha i thought this was gonna be a story about LezLo stealing pills from her grandma!
Uh Ohhh!!! Perez, this news item has not one single thing to do with the Lohans. And Lindsay's granny is not a public figure. You need to alert your lawyer(s). This was a erally gratuitous, stupid thing to do. Not to mention it is uninteresting.
You must really hate the Lohans!!!
NICCCE GOING GAY BOY! JUST POST SOMEONE'S GRAMMA JUST CUZ YOU COULDN'T ACCESS THE REAL PICS. A MALICIOUS AND SLANDEROUS LAWSUIT COMING. YEA, CAN'T WAIT FOR MARIO TO PUT UP THE LEGAL FEES AND SHUT THE SITE DOWN. MUAHAHA!
awww, This makes me miss my grandma
perez,you are worse than crap.i personally say to all the grandma.s out there.so sorry,and that also is for mothers…..so wrong perez…can,t wait for your balloon to burst..i actually will pray for it………
10k a week, huh? i need to get a piece of that.
I don't know why people are so hesitate to lock up elderly people just because they are old. If they committed murder, why shouldn't they go to jail? I am sure that somebody had to be hurt doing heroin that they sold-somebody that is seriously hooked or possibly died. Somebody in their 20's or 30's would get quite a few years. Spend serious time in jail. Somebody in their 50's might spend the rest of the their life in jail, but oh no! they are grandmas, dont send them to jail. BS
Beats leaving off of social security!
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It's nice to see 4 generations of Lohans together again.
thats a rude post,there having a nice night out.
what does this have to do with lindsay lohan?
wow- why don't you put a pic of YOUR Grandma up there. My guess is you don't have any pics of her with you. Older people have to much sense to want to be in a photo with a freak like you.
the two old women live close me!
THREE THINGS!!! Come to my mind w/ P/H's glorious post.
1-Why does Lindsey's babys sis always get dressed up like such a dork?
2-Why would Perez H. do this blog about senior heroin dealers and post an incrimidating pix of the Lohan clan?
3. Why isn't Perez sued for all his crafty work? Me thinks it's because it's all a ruse between P/H and the named Celebs to make their little bank.
THIS BLOG IS SOOOOO!!! INSULTING TO PPL W/ AN IQ OVER 85!!!
BUT SMART PPL AREN'T IN P/H'S DEMOGRAPHIC
SO, HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!!!
can I please just tell you that this happened like 10 min from my house! crazy old ladies selling heroine:)
hahaha love the photo i love nana she dosent deserve such a horrible family
OK first off - you give your so called journalistic abilities fallacious, and malicious spins. Using the Lohan Family' picture with a totally different story line is less than zero which you should be accustomed to, because you are total scum. You are a sad and pathetic individual, but remember you are accountable for your actions and when the time comes that you fall flat on your big booty - no one will feel sorry for you.
Fidel
Re: triangle – Three generations!
That picture makes me sad! For Lindsay
The ironic thing is is that if it becomse legal, they would be shit on by the big corporations. The more things change…the more things stay the same.
HAHAHAHA this happened in my fucking home town. hilarious it's on perez
This happened in my home town. Bahaha.
Fine delete me all you want with te catch words..thjing is.Man..you are at least 18 hrsbehind, never usesd to happen what up?
OMG let me guess you will be posting phil specter and hsi Yarmulke tomorrow right.128 hrs later.again.oh yeah.spell it wrong and blame me ok…
whoa dina lohan is a total milf i would love to pound that ass
you need a lohan intervention…….u r gaining good pub right now, but the grannies are off limits.
ewwwww….. nice outfit Ali…. douche …..
I live in the town where those ladies were selling their shit. They live like 5 minutes from my house lol
put them in jail i dont care how old they are heroin kills
Say whatever, Lindsay's dress in damn beautiful!
shit alis feet r big!!
but perez! ur total scum!
leave the granny lohan out of it! i think u have some serious social issues!
Seriously how does this fucking relate to the Lohan's?
(((PEREZ)))) holly shit that cracked me up ..not the story..the picture u put with the story hahahahahahahahahahahaha
that made my morning..the HOhan cLan
u fucking asshole
dont u have better news?
Re: triangle – actually its 3 generations lindsay and ali are the same generation duh you fucking ignorant dumb fuck. Anyway I say send those old bitches to jail they they're useless to society and are taking money from my hard earned dollars
HA!! I love that u put this post with everyone's favorite white trash family–good work mario
This family is old and on my nerve….the 1 that I have left!! LMAO
The little sister is so disturbing looking-she looks like a very small 40- year- old-trying-to-look-young with big witch feet. *shudders
What a pack of trash. None look like they are dressed for the same event.
Perez, delete this post, delete the WENN image of the Lohan family, or change it to something else.
It's really not cool to smear Lohan's image by having people associate them with this unrelated story. I would sue for damages if I were Dina, and god knows they are strapped for cash right now..
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